If the first one is reliable, the second should belong to the category of dancing gods.

The dying sick were placed on the table like an offering. Zhang Daoling walked away with a peachwood sword, and every time he saw it, he actually stepped on the gossip, and every step was on the point, and the score was exactly the same. This is a bit of kung fu, such a small circle goes around in circles, and Li Xiao will get dizzy after a while. I took out my pocket watch and looked at it, and the goods turned around for ten minutes and still didn't mean to stop.

Don't talk about anything else, just this physical strength, it is worth admiring!

"Shall we invite this Taoist master back to be a physical fitness coach. I run ten points like this, and I will breathe. Li Xiao held a pocket watch in his hand, and by the way, he calculated how many seconds it would take for the old road to run a lap.

"Big brother! Zhang Daochang is really effective, and that person's illness will definitely get better. Li Hao was very fascinated by this Zhang Daochang and was very dissatisfied with the eldest brother's attitude towards idols.

"Big brother! Huzi's illness is also Mr. Li can't tell what's going on, maybe this Zhang Daochang can. Since you have come so far, you can also take a look at Zhang Daochang's supernatural powers. "I guess it was the last time I came to see something, and Li Xiu is also supporting idols.

"Okay!" Li Xiao held the attitude of watching the monkey show and watched the performance of this Zhang Daochang. This kind of fraud is too low-level, at least you have to get a little golden Buddha or something.

Zhang Daoling danced more and more rapidly, his robes fluttered, his big sleeves flew, and the steps under his feet had changed from gossip steps to the Big Dipper.

The peach wood sword in his hand is just a thorn, there is a piece of paper worn on it, when he returns to his hand, he flashes the seven-star lamp, and the paper suddenly becomes a fireball, under the drum of the robe sleeves, the scattered yellow mounted paper actually did not fall to the ground, the fireball in his hand flew around, and immediately ignited all the flying pieces of paper, his sword was still waving, and from time to time dialed the fireball, the flying fireball actually slowly gathered into a large fireball, under the bright and extinguishing candlelight, like a round of red sun, that is, this round of red sun is a little blue, If there is no sulfur and phosphorus powder on the paper, Li Xiao will not believe it.

The fireball gradually extinguished, Zhang Daoling also finished his work, the sword trick in his left hand, and the sword in his right hand made a move of Su Qin's back sword, and the peach wood sword returned to the antique scabbard on his back safely.

Li Xiao felt that there should be applause here, such a mysterious performance, you can't see it on the flyover. The hand habitually pulled into his arms, ready to touch the two change and throw it in. I touched it around, but I only found one silver dollar. Li Xiao had no choice but to give up this idea!

The two brothers next to him hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief, if this copper coin was thrown over, today's matter would be considered yellow. Superior! How can you do it without the arrogance of some masters?

The old man's performance is over, but the patient on the table is very professional and wants to play the patient to the end. Lying quietly on the table, bathed in the early morning sunshine of Wutai Mountain in autumn, he didn't even move his eyelids.

“……！” Li Xiu and Li Hao seemed a little embarrassed, according to their thoughts. At this time, the patient should immediately open his eyes and jump off the table. Running around like a monkey, and then bowing down to the old way, calling himself an old fairy. Pour silver dollars in your pocket to express your joy.

Got the wrong script? Or do you want to add drama to yourself?

Li Xiao put his hands in front of him, and his two thumbs were constantly entwined. His eyes were touching around, looking like he was watching a good show.

It has been decided that this trip is to watch the monkey show, just take a good look at the scenery. After the two younger brothers got bored, they went home, and Ao Ye estimated that he was almost ready. Hurry up and leave Jiangnan, the Donglin Party is about to move, and this trip will kill many people. Maybe this old man's business will be very good, because there must be many people in Jiangnan who want to do things.

There was no sound at all in the field, and Li Xiao was not in a hurry.

The awkward atmosphere lasted for five minutes, and Lao Dao seemed a little unwilling. He pulled out a black pill of unknown composition from his bosom and pinched the man's chin, trying to get his mouth open. A bowl of water with paper ash was poured into the man's throat.

I don't know what kind of panacea it is poured in, it has been poured for less than five minutes, and Li Xiao's mind is still wandering in the world.

"Wow!" The patient opened his mouth and spat out a large stream of black water. The water was fishy and smelly, and everyone covered their noses. Li Xiao was smoked and took two steps back, but fortunately, he didn't fall because of the support of the straight behind him.

It's normal to vomit after eating something bad, but what is it that can be vomited? It was slimy and black, and those who knew it were spit it out, and those who didn't know thought that the asphalt was poured on the ground.

Everyone was silent, no one spoke, no one squeaked. Including Li Xiao!

"Huh! It's finally done. Zhang Daoling looked at what the man spit out and nodded seriously. The peach wood sword was behind him, and the mountain wind blew the robes and clothes fluttering, and he had the demeanor of a peerless master.

"The master is really a man among the immortals!" The patient's family fell to their knees and wept bitterly, expressing gratitude.

This state was a little disgusting, and Li Xiao endured the slight discomfort in his stomach. Stepping back, the puddle stinks.

Fortunately, the little Taoist priest came over and covered the beach with sand in his hand. The patient's family bowed to Zhang Daoling, and Li Xiao was far away, as if he saw the guy take out a silver ticket with gold edges.

I rub! Are the dancing gods so profitable now? Li Xiao's thumbs rotated like windmills, and he was thinking about how to collect taxes from the world's Taoist and Buddhist sects.

These guys are so rich, if you tax them, you will definitely gain a lot.

The third guy is a kind old man who looks like a man from the last century. He wears a hat on his head and a robe with the brocade of Tuanhua Shu. The old servant who supported him looked to be at least seventy or eighty years old.

Such an old birthday star is auspicious everywhere he goes. This has to be respected, respect for the elderly! Looking at Daming, Li Xiao felt that no one was older than the person in front of him.

"I don't know what kind of illness the old gentleman has?" Zhang Daoling bowed to the old guy.

"Hehehe! You Zhang Daoling is not a claim, and the pulse is good. If you give the old man the number of pulses, don't you know everything. The old guy smiled and stretched out his arm full of age spots, and winked at Zhang Daoling childishly.

"Healer! Looking and hearing and asking, nothing is missing. Poor Dao is just asking you for a doctor! Zhang Daoling explained, but his hand unceremoniously put on the old man's wrist. One hand kept flicking his knuckles, and his face was contemplative.

Li Xiao knew that this knuckle was because it needed to count the time. In fact, the most basic principle of the pulse is to calculate how much the patient's heart beats per unit of time, and how strong the heartbeat is. Of course, there are many mysteries in this, but there are only so many basic things.

"What did you cut out?" After a long time, the old man spoke.

"Uh......!" Zhang Daoling was a little speechless, his face was a little embarrassed, and he was also a little puzzled.

"Huh! Unexpectedly, Zhang Daochang, who is famous, can't tell the old man's pulse, it seems that the old man is already terminally ill. ”

"Poor ......!"

"Huh! God knows, there is more than enough to make up for the deficiency, and the way of man is to make up for the lack and give more than enough. Whether it is a person or a country, this sentence makes sense. The old guy stroked his beard, looking taller than Zhang Daoling.

"Poor and taught!" Zhang Daoling has no choice, people talk about the Tao Te Ching, and he can only listen to it and can't speak.

"The old man has insufficient kidney water and is no longer able to do his job. But if the country has no personnel, then I will be closed! ”

"Sir, if you have something to say, just say it. Isn't it tiring to talk around eight circles like this? Li Xiao found a bluestone pier and sat down, if he couldn't hear that the old guy was talking to him, he would be stupid.

"Huh! You kid is direct, but unfortunately, the young man is murderous. Go Hugh! Go Hugh! The old guy glanced at Li Xiao, then waved his hand, and chased Li Xiao like a dog.

Li Xiao was surprised to find that the other party's eyes actually had an eagle-like luster.

"Old man! You want to see me so hard, and when you meet, you want to let the boy go. Why can't you say it well if you have something to say, but you have to beat around the bush like this. Something to say simply!

If you're right, the kid must be taught. If you're not right, the kid should turn a deaf ear. Now the kid wants to go down the mountain, even if you have your hands and eyes to the sky, it's not easy to see the kid again. For such an old guy, Li Xiao was impatient. Yu Qiuyu said that our country's history is too long, there are too many art of war, too deep scheming, too big a black box, too thick insiders, too greedy tongue, too miscellaneous vision, too dangerous expectations, and there is a problem of over-conception. Obviously, things that can be explained in a simple single sentence have to be beaten around the bush. If you don't turn out 800 allusions, even if you haven't read a book.

Showing superiority in front of others for no reason makes people angry just thinking about it. Especially in front of Li Xiao, a person who is close to illiteracy in his eyes, the old guy has every reason to laugh at Li Xiao.

"Hehe, interesting boy." The old man finally turned around and looked Li Xiao up and down.

"The kid from Liaodong has only been around for more than ten years, and he is more than 20 years old, and he can command millions of soldiers in China. The old man also had to admit that after looking through the twenty-four histories, he couldn't find a second person like you.

It is not as simple as you think. Now that you have first climbed to a high position, you have seen the mountains and small places, can you appreciate the cold of the heights? ”

"It's not cold in high places, and the kid has to be cold. Because there was no way, this mountain boy didn't plan to go down when he climbed up. ”

"That's right! Living at the top of the mountains, one careless is the end of broken bones. But you know what? The foundation of the mountain beneath your feet is slowly collapsing. When the heavens and the earth fall apart, even if you have the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, you will not be able to escape your doom. ”

Being stared at by the old guy's eagle-like eyes, Li Xiao was a little uncomfortable.

"The old gentleman's Donglin party was sent to negotiate with Li?" Such an old guy with crepe letters, an old guy who opens his mouth to allude to and closes up poetry, knows at a glance that it is the Donglin Party.

"Huh! The Donglin Party is just a bunch of dolls' nonsense. If Wang Yangming is a generation, this group of dolls is just clowns. "The old fellow's neck is like a proud rooster, and it seems that this is not enough to despise the Donglin party.

When the old guy spoke like this, he immediately ushered in Li Xiao's favor. At least, they are unanimous in their attitude towards the Donglin Party. These bastards are just a bunch of clowns jumping off the beam.

"Then you're ......!" But Li Xiao was puzzled again, who is this mysterious old guy?

"Although the Donglin Party believes in Xinxue, it is still my Confucian lineage after all. The world's scholars are like carps crossing the river, and the Donglin Party is just a handful. The great sage and the first teacher of the world's scholars, they are also to be served by the Donglin Party. The saint's surname is Kong, and the old man's surname is Kong. The old guy looked at Li Xiao with a smile.

Surname Kong? Descendants of the Kong family?

Could it be that he has done too much, and the leading brother of Confucianism wants to negotiate with him? This is dangerous, Confucianism has existed in this world for thousands of years. It has been deeply ingrained in China! Even if Li Xiao has a million male soldiers, he has to be careful in the face of this kind of idol-type character. The power of Confucianism is too great, so great that it has gone beyond the scope of the Ming Dynasty.

"Are you the Divine Father?" The descendants of the Confucian family will be named the Holy Duke of Yan by the imperial court. However, Yan Shenggong has lived in Qufu, Shandong, and this place seems to be ...... It seems to be Shanxi.

"When Yan Shenggong sees my husband, he has to call grandpa." The old man didn't speak, but the old servant next to him did.

Yan Shenggong's name is Kong or something, Li Xiao has seen it, it's not that he doesn't remember his name. Instead, he will not pronounce his name, which Confucius and Li Xiao know. But the other two words in the name, Li Xiao has never seen them in his life. The pop song "Rare Words" is not included!

When Li Xiao was in Shandong, he saw Yan Shenggong, the head snake, and it seemed that the old guy was over sixty years old. I still have to call the old guy in front of me grandpa, how long does the old guy in front of him have a long life?

I'm afraid I'm going to be 100 years old......!

"Ancestor! Li Xiao is polite here! This age is a respectable age, and Li Xiao would like to ask him how he lived to a triple-digit age.

"The old man came to see you today, in fact, because of one thing. What do you think of Confucianism? "The old guy gets straight to the point.

"Confucianism ......!" Li Xiao really didn't think about this problem, he used to have a stereotype in his mind, these people were all old stubborns full of feudal thoughts. There are many people who have delayed the opportunity for the rise of China!

But after experiencing it personally, Li Xiao was a little puzzled. There are bastards like Wen Tiren, Qian Qianyi, and Ma Shiying in Confucianism. But there are also people of insight such as Sun Chengzong, Zhang Huangyan, Lu Xiangsheng, Sun Chuanting, and Yang Sichang.

I don't want to know, I want to be scared. They are all people who read the Four Books and the Five Classics, why is the gap so big?

ps: Today's 520, I wish all lovers in the world will eventually become brothers and sisters.

Hahaha!