Chapter 197: Dan Fan has a kindergarten diploma
The latest residence order of the prefecture has been issued, which reads as follows:
1. Those who rebel enter and exit this door will be automatically sent to the eighteenth floor of the underworld!
2. Residents of the prefecture, who are untidy and have incomplete limbs and impaired appearance, are not allowed to go out of this house no matter when or what! The trespasser will be automatically sent to the Temple of Hades!
Residents: "......"
Oh no!
The first one must have nothing to do with them, they will never dare to touch it!
Article 2...... Many of the ghosts with missing arms and legs and poor appearance screamed.
"What can I do? I died in a foreign country, and my relatives were all cremated when they arrived, and it was too late to add a prosthesis! ”
"I'm pretty much the same!"
"This is easy to do, quickly entrust your dreams to the living family members, what is lacking for them to burn!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, it is time for the descendants to give us Mid-Autumn Festival gifts in advance! ”
……
The underworld boss swept over, noticed the movement of the ghosts, and couldn't help but smile.
"The cub order is issued well, after all, to establish a new underland and keep pace with the times, it is indeed too unsophisticated to lack arms and legs."
After the cub gave the order, he remembered that he didn't seem to have communicated this matter with his father Hades.
She sighed, her little milk voice became softer, her big eyes flickered, and she lowered her head to her little fat hand, a little apprehensive.
"Dad, I'm sorry, the cub forgot to tell his dad in advance."
The boss of the underworld laughed: "The cub is the future master of the underworld, not to mention ordering the rectification of grooming, it is okay to change the rules of the underworld!" ”
The cub raised its head and threw itself into the arms of Daddy Hades.
"Thank you Dad! Daddy is so nice! Cub loves daddy~~~"
Underworld Boss: "......"
The heart has melted, there is wood?
The big man of the underworld hugged his daughter and kissed his little cheek, and then picked up his daughter and walked to the palace of the Hades.
"Let's go, now that the gate is secure, it's time for Dad to go and do something else, cub go play."
The cub looked worriedly at Daddy Hades.
"But Dad, you're still seriously injured."
The underworld boss laughed again: "Don't worry about the cub, although Dad is seriously injured, the cub's strength has increased greatly, and a rebel like Jiang Wei doesn't dare to act rashly!" ”
The cub blinked his big eyes: "Dad, where is that Jiang Wei, the cub went to swallow him!" ”
The underworld boss shook his head: "It's still in the underworld, but he's insidious and cunning, he's hidden, and he hasn't been found yet." ”
The cub was even more worried.
"Wouldn't it be dangerous for Dad to be in the underworld?"
The underworld boss laughed, and his eyebrows and eyes showed the calm majesty of everything under control.
"Don't be afraid! He was much more injured than his father, and it was up to him to rely on the power of those so-called believers in the human world. ”
A group of unscrupulous rabble, now they can live because their ancestors have accumulated virtue for generations, but in this generation they have been wiped out!
When I turned around and went to the underworld to report to the underworld, many of the ancestors of those who were unscrupulous were working in the underworld, and the picture of beating up unfilial children and grandchildren must be very exciting!
The big guy of the underworld thought, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl higher.
The cub's eyes lit up.
"Then dad and the cub will go to the world together."
The underworld boss wants to too!
After all, this is his own baby, well-behaved, cute and sensible, so likeable.
"Dad has to deal with the matter at hand first, as for going to the world......"
Although the underworld boss doesn't want to be separated from his daughter, there are many things in the human world that are really suitable for learning.
The most important thing is that even if his daughter is in the underworld, it is impossible for him to be with his daughter every minute.
My daughter also likes the world very much, so let my daughter play in the world first.
"The cub will go back to the world first, and when Dad is done with the business at hand, he will go to find the cub?"
The cub is still worried, and the little milk voice is particularly soft and glutinous.
"The cub accompanies his father in the underworld, and when his father recovers, the cub will go to the world to study again."
The big guy of the underworld has a big heart and is incredible.
Gently touching her daughter's black hair, she was reluctant to give up, but she had to be ruthless when she saw the countless waiting jobs in her spiritual sense.
"Cub, do you think Daddy is a weak chicken?"
The cub's little head shook like a rattle.
"Dad is the most powerful, mighty, powerful, and handsome man in the six realms of heaven and earth! It's not a weak chicken! ”
After saying that, the cub straightened his back and raised his little chest, which was called a tsundere.
"Cubs are little weak chickens!"
Boss of the Underworld: "Huh? ”
The cub explained in a milky voice: "What Granny Meng said, the cub is a chicken, and it is still small, so it is called a little weak chicken!" ”
Underworld Boss: "......"
Meng Po doesn't want to do it, does she?
He grinded his teeth, then looked worriedly at his daughter, who was no taller than his knees.
"Cub, let's go to the human kindergarten to sign up!"
If you have a kindergarten diploma, you won't even know what it means to be a weak chicken!
didn't wait for his daughter's consent, the boss of the underworld lifted his hand casually and threw his daughter out of the underworld.
Cub thrown out of the underworld: "......"
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That night, countless people in the world received dreams from their relatives in the underworld.
It's all about burning things, mostly bodies and stuff like that.
The relatives woke up early the next morning and told each other one by one, originally thinking it was just a ridiculous dream, but they didn't expect that no matter how many people in the family, even the dogs in the family had similar dreams.
Don't ask them why they know, because the family dog woke up and dragged them to the red and white wedding store.
Everyone met and asked, oh no!
It's all because someone in the family is gone, and suddenly a dream comes up in the underworld, let me send something or something!
"The dead ghost in my family, it's been seventeen or eighteen years since I've been dead, and I haven't had a dream for seventeen or eighteen years, and this time I suddenly asked me to burn his leg for him, which scared me......"
"Sister-in-law, you're not scary! The one in my family who was in a major car accident at the time, was miserable, there was really no whole body, and I hadn't dreamed of it for several years, and this time I suddenly said that I wanted to burn a paper figure exactly like him! The quality must be good, otherwise he may not be able to eat the meals at home during the New Year's holidays in the future, and he will not see the children who grow up! ”
Everyone knows each other, and when it comes to dreams, they can understand it.
But in big cities, such as the imperial capital, Huo's Manor.
Huo Sichen had a strange dream, dreaming of a big uncle who seemed to have no head on his head.
Call him a good boy, pity him, burn his head to him!
He was confused in his dream and subconsciously asked.
"Who are you? I don't even know you, why should I burn your head? ”
Uncle who doesn't have the right head.
"Good boy, we've seen it! That night, Uncle was pretending to be his head, and you happened to see it, and Uncle Uncle's new head was scared off! ”
Half-Da Zhengtai woke up instantly.
His little face turned white, turned on the bedroom light and ran out of the door, holding the cub's little quilt and going straight to the eldest brother's room.
Before I could knock on the door, the door opened.
At the same time, the door of the second brother's room opposite the eldest brother also opened.
Huo Sichen screamed: "Big brother and second brother, I had a nightmare, you still have to go to the abandoned villa complex in the suburbs with the cubs before"
Huo Sijin and Huo Sijue said in unison: "You also dreamed?" ”
Huo Sichen's pupils widened: "Huh? Do you also dream? ”
Huo Sijue pulled his hair: "I dreamed that an uncle asked me to burn two legs!" There is also an uncle who said that if it is suitable, let him burn half of his head! ”
Huo Sijue looked at the eldest brother after speaking: "Big brother, what about you?" ”
Huo Sijin: "...... A lot of disheveled big brothers, let me burn some clothes! After saying that, he hurried away, as if he was afraid that I would ask something! ”
Huo Sijue Huo Sichen: "......"
Because the eldest brother hadn't come back when they went to the suburbs together, the eldest brother and they didn't dream of a wave of ghosts.
Three brothers, you look at me, I look at you, after the initial fear passed, they calmed down one by one.
Huo Sichen wondered: "So we gave too many gifts to the cubs, and then those ghosts thought we were doing charity and came to us?" ”