The cub with his feet in the soft dirt looked at the big uncle on the left, then at the big uncle on the right, and then at the half-taken off pants of the two big uncles, and his big watery eyes rolled.

"Huh? Uncle, what are you doing? ”

The reflex arc of the two big men who were about to be frightened was a little long, and when they came to their senses, they saw Xiao Douding who appeared in front of them, and their mouths reacted faster than their brains.

"Ahhh......hhh Ahh......hhh Hell! ”

I didn't even bother to mention my pants, and the two big men screamed and ran wildly to the car not far away.

The cub scrambled his legs out of the dirt and screamed after them.

"Uncle and so on!"

"The cub is lost!"

The two big men glanced at each other, and their eyes were so frightened that they were about to burst out of their sockets.

"Hell! Help! ”

……

The cub ran in front of them in three or two steps, and explained in a milky voice.

"Uncle, cubs are not ghosts, cubs are now human! The cub is lost, can you tell the cub where daddy's home is? ”

Two big men: "......"

snapped, and the two of them were so frightened that their hands trembled, and the pants they were carrying fell off.

The cub looked at the pants that fell on the ground, then at the thick leg hair of the two big uncles, and then at the red bottoms of the two of them!

"Uncle, your pants are off!"

"Uncle, are the red panties you wear to ward off evil spirits?"

The two big men screamed wildly.

"Ahhh Hell yes! Mom lied to me! Red panties can't ward off evil! We're haunted by imps! ”

Cub: "......"

All right!

The two big uncles seemed to be scared by her.

The cub raised her hand, and her fingertips slid through the eyebrows of the two uncles, quickly erasing the picture of the two uncles seeing her.

Seeing that both of them were trembling, the cub sighed heavily and snapped his fingers.

With a "bang", the two big men fell to the ground with a snap and fell into a deep sleep.

At this time, they were already very close to the car, and the big man sitting in the passenger seat looked at the time, and estimated that the two buddies should be back, so he looked behind him through the rearview mirror.

At this look, he was stunned.

"Where's the milk dumpling?"

Cub: "......"

Ay!

The voice was somewhat familiar, as if it was the one that called her to appear.

The cub hurriedly turned his head to look over, and Nie Wei, the big man in the passenger seat, also happened to push the car door down.

Seeing the two buddies lying on the ground, he looked at the fleshy milk doll again, and didn't dare to approach.

He doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but he has been robbed, so he is very vigilant.

This is a small county town under the imperial capital, called Huafeng County.

They are now halfway up the Eagle's Beak Mountain, more than ten kilometers away from the town below, where did the milk doll come from?

Still so delicate and good-looking?

Nie Wei tensed for a moment and looked around vigilantly.

"What's that...... You ......"

The cub rolled his eyes, for fear of scaring the big uncle.

She lowered her little head, sat down on the ground with a snap, and snorted away.

"Woooooooooo......oo Uncle, the cub can't find his way home, the cub wants to go home, uncle, are you taking the cub home~~~~~ Woo woo~~~"

Nie Wei: "......"

Where can Nie Wei stand this, the little guy cried so much that his heart was about to melt.

He hurriedly went over and picked up the little one, stroking the little one's back while comforting her.

"Okay, uncle, send you home."

There was still no movement around, only the oncoming mountain wind, which was a little cool and bone-chilling, and he couldn't help but stuff the little guy wearing only shorts and shorts into his arms.

Put the cub in the passenger seat first, and Nie Wei went to call the two buddies on the ground.

"Zhang Qi, Hong Bo, hurry up, what are you doing?"

Zhang Qi and Hong Bo were woken up, looked at Nie Wei blankly, and then looked at themselves who fell to the ground.

"What's going on?"

Nie Wei also looked confused: "I still want to ask you, seeing that you are all lying down, I thought I had encountered another robbery." ”

Zhang Qi Hongbo got up with a confused face, but he tripped over the pants that fell at his ankles and fell back with a snap.

The two who had that part of their memory erased said in unison: "Erase!" Who took off Lao Tzu's pants? ”

Nie Wei looked at them speechlessly: "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the toilet, and then pull over and go to the toilet?" I didn't say anything when I met a lost child, but I was scared and fainted, hey! ”

Zhang Qi Hongbo: "Lost child? ”

The lost cub in the passenger seat popped his little head out of the window and greeted them with a smile.

"The cubs are here!"

Zhang Qi Hongbo: "! Where did the children come from? Don't be deliberately set up by those landlords, right? ”

The cub hurriedly explained: "There is no condom, there is no condom, only the cub, the cub is lost, the cub wants the help of the big uncles, take the cub back to find his father." ”

Zhang Qihongbo: "......"

The two wanted to say something, but their bladders were about to explode, so they hurriedly got up with their pants and ran far away to solve their physiological problems.

After solving the personal physiological problems, the two quickly got into the car, increased their horsepower, and drove away like burning their butts.

At six o'clock in the morning, the car was just about to enter Huafeng County, the lane was narrow, with mountains on one side and a deep ditch of more than ten meters on the other.

A black luxury car is speeding from behind.

Zhang Qi, who was driving, was frightened, and hurriedly hit the steering wheel to the right, and the black luxury car came at a gallop and still hit their car.

With a bang, the black luxury car occupied the lane, and Zhang Qi's car slammed into the guardrail next to it, and the front of the car hung directly in the air.

The sleepy cub raised his eyes suddenly, quietly raised his hand and used invisible force to support the car that was about to fall into the ditch.

Holding the cub and sitting in Nie Wei's arms, he subconsciously hugged the little guy in his arms tighter, and shouted with a white face.

"Lean back and get out of the back door, or the car will go down."

Zhang Qi was so angry that he scolded his mother.

"! It's murder! ”

Hong Bo also cursed: "If something happens to Lao Tzu, the ghost will not let them go!" ”

The cub's soft and glutinous voice sounded: "It's going to be fine, Uncle Zhang, Uncle Hong, Uncle Nie, let's get out of the car first, and then reason with them." ”

The three of them nodded one after another.

Zhang Qi and Hong Bo quickly spoke: "Nie Wei, you go down with the child first, it's really not good, put the child down first!" ”

The cubs held out their little chests and comforted them with milky voices.

"It's going to be fine, we'll all be safe!"

This cub is holding it, how can it fall.

But where would everyone believe the words of a child, one by one, with a white face and tense nerves, they carefully moved to the back seat and got out of the back seat.

The cub looked, blinked and wide-eyed, and obediently nestled in Nie Wei's arms, as a good baby.

The moment they got out of the car, the cub retracted its strength, and the car fell into a deep ditch more than ten meters next to it with a bang.

Cold sweat broke out on the backs of the three of them, and Zhang Qi, who reacted, turned his head and scolded angrily at the black luxury car that had stopped.

"Fuck your uncle! Hurry up to reincarnate! Compensation for our car, as well as mental damage! ”

The driver of the black luxury car was called Fang Shi, and when he saw that the people in the car were fine, he was so frightened that he was so scared that he pushed the door and got out of the car, and was very dissatisfied with Zhang Qi's words.

"I'm not dead! It's just a car, you scold Lao Tzu again! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu really killed you, then you deserve it! ”