Chapter 287: Losing Tits
readx; Xibei took a piece of account with one hand, stuffed it into the bag and said, "Fairy, let's say goodbye!"
Xibei was a little reluctant to sell his property when he left, and he really ran into a robber aunt and grandmother! The old hand of the liar bumped into the sweet witch, one more fierce and cruel than the other, and the other more vicious and black-hearted. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
The thousands of family fortunes that Xibei defrauded were all given to the Red Flower Society, and since then he has become a swinger, a chess piece, and can be rubbed around at will in the hands of the phoenix fairy, and he will be used as a tool for the beauty to vent her desires.
Xibei had no choice but to let it go! However, it was good! There was no need to worry about his life, and he did not kill the witch, which was already a great luck in misfortune, and it was better to be an idiot at the mercy of others than to die.
Xibei goods have no consciousness of their own, so they had to be ordered to transfer money, and after that, at the mercy of a branch of impatiens, feeling that the flowers are called, he went to the phoenix fairy to serve the phoenix, and there is no master of IQ and cognitive psychology at all.
As soon as Xibei left on the front legs, the Phoenix Fairy couldn't sit still anymore, she wanted to find a new target to take the initiative, that is, to find the bad luck of the casino owner, to raise a huge amount of money for the Red Flower Society, to achieve her true purpose of coming out of the mountain.
The phoenix fairy came out of the "Jinshilou" inn and walked straight to the street.
There was a drunk man who had drunk a lot of wine, this person was called Fan Zi, he was carrying an urn of wine in his hand, and he was still drinking while walking, and he was staggering, twisting and writing big characters on the road, and dancing a drunken zigzag street dance!
The drunkard chased Fan Zi and hit her head on the phoenix fairy's chest, and she raised her hand to slap the drunkard's shoulder.
The drunk man chased the fan, with two red eyes, his body involuntarily dripping and turning a few times, and an urn of water and wine slipped out of his hand.
"Bang!" a wine urn fell to the ground, and the fragments of the urn head splashed out with the wine.
The drunken man couldn't stand steadily, slipped under his feet and staggered, his body was crooked, "Bang!" and he fell on the street stone.
The drunkard struggled to get up, his body shook and his feet were unsteady, he had a big tongue in his mouth, and in the crowd, he shouted vigorously: "Stink... Stinking... Mother-in-law, you... You... Smash... Finish... An urn... Old burning, compensation... Repay... Father... Wine comes. ”
"Whew!" a group of passers-by rushed in a circle, blinking their eyes, and shot at the man and woman in unison, wanting to watch a street burlesque......
The phoenix fairy's face was flat, and she was about to have an erection attack, and she wanted to use a branch of impatiens to clean up this drunk, and after that, she thought about it again, this person, for some reason, was so drunk that he was still drunken on the street, and it seemed that he wanted to use wine to anesthetize his own strength!
This drunk and confused man, there must be some difficult heart sutra, this person uses wine to numb himself, wants to forget some unpleasant past things, and uses a drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows to explain, it seems to make a lot of sense.
The phoenix fairy was curious for a while, she wanted to find out the inside story of this drunken man, a person who had drunk high alcohol, in the case of alcohol stimulation, would not cover his mouth and say the secret in his heart without reservation.
The phoenix fairy had a certain idea, she showed two charming eyes, looked at the drunk, and asked in a casual and tough tone: "Hey! What a drunk, hit someone head-on, and have to fight back, aunt, grandma, a big *, was also hit by a deflated! I also have to pay for an urn of wine, who will pay for the big * on the old lady's body? Do you have a big * on you!"
"Da goo!" The drunkard swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking about it! He bumped into a big lady, and he had to ask someone to pay for an urn of wine, which didn't seem to be suitable for cleaning! He felt that his tongue became bigger, and he said vaguely: "Big... Big... Milk...*... Well, old... Lao Tzu, body... Body... Be... Yes no... No, only... Only... Two... Two... Small... Small*Ahhh But, no... Not as good as... Big... Big lady, two... Two... Milk...*... Great! An urn... Wine! No... Worth... Small table... Several... Bird... Bird money, what... Bite... Repay... Repay... Affordable... Great...*Ahh
"Since, drunkard, you can't afford to pay for a big * in any case, then well, let's settle the difference, no one owes anyone, hurry up!
As soon as the drunk man heard this, this beauty can help him get justice, he turned around with crooked steps, opened two drunken eyes, and looked at the little woman in front of him stupidly.
The phoenix fairy's face turned red, and she smiled and said, "Hey, old boy, what do you see, is there a big red flower embroidered on my aunt's face?"
"Gollum!" the drunkard swallowed a mouthful of saliva again, "Boom!" Ji Lingling shuddered, his mind seemed to be a little clearer, and he no longer knotted his words: "Beauty, you are like a flower but not a flower, not a flower like a flower, but you are a thousand times more beautiful than a flower! Lao Tzu has a great favor, can you help?"
"Hey, don't talk about drunkards, you have to talk about the things that are unsatisfactory in your heart, can you help you talk about it then! Aunt and grandmother are not roundworms in your stomach, why didn't you say prophet?"
Lao Tzu was called Fan Zi, who was miserable by the gambling house, and became a homeless vagabond, who ended up being accompanied by wine, and when he was drunk, he forgot what had happened in the past. The drunkard chased the fan, and his mind was a little sober, and suddenly, he understood, and he talked about what happened in his life.
This drunkard, surnamed by name, started as a pig dealer, accumulated the first pot of gold, and then gradually developed, he operated dozens of large pig farms, one of his big bosses who made enough money from pigs, and was one of the few nouveau riche in the imperial city.
Someone said, women have no money to become bad, men have money to become bad, this is not bad at all, this classic language is used in Fan Zi, it is really appropriate, it seems to be very appropriate, he made a fortune by pig dealers, and became a big man in the imperial city.
Eating and drinking, gambling and gambling all kinds of things, soon, he became a person with all kinds of drugs, not only frequently patronized the Qinglou to have a flower addiction, but also entered the casino to gamble on a bad itch.
Some people have said that eating is a solid stomach and warming the intestines, drinking is dripping and sweet, scooping is empty, and gambling is a hedge between winning and losing.
Originally, it was a small gamble to enter the casino, and it didn't matter, a big man with a lot of money, killing time to relieve leisure, it is also understandable, it is common to lose and win.
Who knows, the casino set traps step by step to lure Chai Fan Zi into gambling, but it was a plot by the old man, and he fell into the gambling den and couldn't extricate himself.