Chapter 222: The Worst Uncle
The cub hurriedly covered the uncle's head tightly: "Grandma, it's not about the uncle, it's all the cub asking, and it has nothing to do with the uncle." ”
Will Mrs. Huo believe it?
A three-and-a-half-year-old milk dumpling, can you think of those messes?
Old Mrs. Huo glared at her eldest son angrily: "Who are you scaring with a bloody face?" The blood is all gone, what are you still doing with the pestle? Do you want me to take you to the hospital myself? ”
Huo Shenhui hurriedly shook his head: "No, Mom, I'll leave immediately." ”
Mrs. Huo saw her eldest son carrying the cub and leaving, and reached out to hug the cub down.
The cub shook his head firmly and coquettishly at Mrs. Huo.
"Grandma, the cub and the uncle said that they would go with the uncle~ The uncle is injured, how pitiful it is that no one is with him~~"
What can Mrs. Huo do, the cub is too well-behaved and caring, and she is still protecting the son of an old lady, so she naturally agrees.
But I couldn't help but teach my eldest son a lesson.
“…… Look at you, and then look at the cub, dozens of years old is not as intimate as a three-and-a-half-year-old child! ”
Huo Shenhui: "......"
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For the sake of fairness and justice, Huo Shenhui did not go to the hospital where Gu Chifeng was, but went to the central hospital.
It took less than an hour to check, bandage everything and deal with it.
Huo Shenhui's examination room, the cubs accompanied the whole process.
The doctor who examined Huo Shenhui and the nurse on the side looked at such a small group of children waiting so obediently to accompany them, and they were all very envious.
There are nurses who can't help but tease the little guys.
"The children are worried about their father, so they are not afraid to come to the hospital to accompany their father to treat their wounds?"
The cub explained in a milky voice: "Sister nurse, this is not the cub's father, the cub's father lives in the underworld, and the other is now working overtime in the company, this is the cub's uncle." ”
Nurse: "......"
I didn't expect such a cute child's biological father to have died, and the adoptive father was very busy, and it was the uncle who was injured, and the little guy actually accompanied the uncle to the hospital.
The nurse praised distressedly: "Kid, you are awesome!" ”
The cub smiled: "Sister nurse is also great!" The cub saw it just now, and the nurse's sister was very careful when she treated the uncle's wounds, for fear of hurting the uncle. ”
Who doesn't like soft, cute and very intimate and careful milk dumplings?
So when Huo Shenhui took care of the wound, the cub had already become the object of the nurses.
Huo Shenhui looked at it and couldn't help laughing.
He walked over and picked up the cub, "Thank you for taking care of her." ”
The nurses were reluctant to go back.
"You're welcome, you're welcome, Mr. Huo, do you want to do another full body examination, let's just watch the cub here."
Huo Shenhui: "......"
Seeing the careful thinking of the nurses, the corners of Huo Shenhui's mouth twitched.
This is to play with the cub and keep him dedicated to the hospital!
He's in good health, what kind of physical examination do you do?
Huo Shenhui decisively hugged the cub and left.
When he went out from the outpatient department and passed through a corridor to the corner, the cub was sure that there was no one around, and there was no surveillance, so he couldn't help but ask the uncle in a low voice.
"Uncle, do you still want to know how powerful the cub is?"
Huo Shenhui was amused, looking at the cub's expectant big eyes, and he gently touched the little guy's soft hair with a bandage on his forehead.
"Absolutely! Uncle can't wait! ”
The cub vigilantly circled a small space, making sure that she couldn't see them even if she passed by, and then began her performance.
"Uncle, which one do you want to see? The one with no head, no eyeballs, a belly that can start to grill meat, or the kind that is dismantled? ”
Huo Shenhui was confused, and his face was full of black lines.
"What?"
The cub pointed to his neck and big watery eyes: "Take the head off, or gouge out the eyeballs." ”
Huo Shenhui: "......"
He hugged the cub and suddenly began to walk back, he felt that the cub was calculated when he did it with Gu Xingyu, and it was more reassuring to take him for a full body physical examination.
The cub didn't know why: "Uncle? ”
Huo Shenhui hugged the little guy tighter: "The cub is good, the eldest uncle took the cub to have a physical examination, and it was very fast, and it didn't hurt at all." ”
The cub scratched his smooth head: "But uncle, the cub is very healthy now." Don't we want to see how good the cubs are? ”
Huo Shenhui stopped, tolerant and gentle, and spoke to the cub with a bit of forbearance.
"The cub is good, the uncle knows that the cub is powerful, but now the uncle thinks that the most important thing is to check the cub's body."
The cub explained with a puzzled face: "Uncle, the cub is really healthy!" The body is just condensed, even if it is broken into slag, it can be condensed and traced in an instant! ”
Huo Shenhui: "......"
It's over, it's over!
The kid was stimulated a lot.
is full of nonsense, almost all of it is bloody, this is not just childish words, nine times out of ten it is something wrong with the brain.
Huo Shenhui still has a doubt, how can such a young child know such a terrifying picture of gouging out eyeballs or belly barbecue?
Could it be that usually on the Huo Manor, they watch horror movies with their cubs?
That's a must!
Cubs are girls!
Only three and a half years old, Si Jin's three boys are not afraid of scaring the little guy out of illness!
The cub saw that the eldest uncle was distracted by her, obviously not believing her words at all, and it was estimated that he would be more worried about Brother Si Lin in his heart, and he was a little anxious.
"Uncle, why don't you drag the cub's head?"
Huo Shenhui: "Why does the uncle drag the cub's head?" ”
Cub: "Because you can pull it off at once!" ”
Huo Shenhui: "......"
Seeing that the eldest uncle was stunned again, the cub simply started by himself.
"Uncle, look!"
With a click, the head is perfectly removed from the neck.
Huo Shenhui almost subconsciously reached out to hold the cub's head, but because the force was too strong and too strong, the moment he held the back of the cub's head, he heard a clicking sound that seemed to be a bone cracking.
Huo Shenhui: "......"
The cub couldn't help but laugh.
"Yes, yes, that's it!"
The cub's head was not only separated from the neck, but even a crack appeared on the back of the head up and down, clicking, and then the little head was perfectly divided into two halves with the bridge of the forehead, eyebrows, and nose.
Huo Shenhui's expression changed in fright, and he rushed to the emergency room with the cub in his arms.
"Help! Save my cubs! ”
The cub hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry, uncle, the cub is fine, you see!" ”
As for Huo Shenhui thinking that he was running to the emergency department, he was actually just spinning in place, still in the space separated by cubs.
The cub's head split into two halves and instantly joined together, and the mouth that was separated by a palm wide when he spoke just now also recovered.
Huo Shenhui's brain went blank and muttered: "My God! What kind of hallucination am I having? ”
The cub scratched the back of his head, thinking that the uncle hadn't believed it yet.
"Let's take a look then!"
"Uncle, you see this is the cub's eyeballs, when the cub is bored, he likes to pick it out and play as a glass ball!"
"Uncle, this is the barbecue that the third brother wanted to eat before! However, the cub didn't give the third brother this barbecue, and directly roasted the ribs, but the third brother had an uncomfortable stomach and vomited so much that he didn't eat it. ”
"Oh! And this big unloading! Well, there could be sixteen more! If that's not enough, there are countless pieces! ”
With the cub's soft and glutinous little milk voice, what changed was her fleshy little body, from the initial whole, directly into eight pieces, then eighteen pieces, and finally directly into a lump...... Messy meat...... A pair of big eyes were placed on the Heavenly Spirit Cover, and the small mouth was complete, but it was so big that it floated in the air and talked to each other.
It seems that he is still afraid that he will not believe it, and when the cub pulls out his eyeballs and flesh, he has to let him touch it.
Huo Shenhui: "......"
[Words: Huo Shenhui: Have I experienced too much at once? 】