Chapter Thirty-Nine: Two Sick Numbers with Bad Brains
"Oh, this is comfortable to soak in hot water.
has a bit of eyesight, and I don't know how to tie up with Shangguan.
I've been a sniper all my life, rubbing! The old monkey got up from the hot water and pointed to his bare spine.
"Fuck off!
Playing a woolen official tone, the embarrassment in the crotch of the hand stuffed into the pants forgot? Do you need to scatter for you? ”
"You dare!
At that time, they were almost frozen to death, and their hands were in the crotch of their pants. It's better than you, freezing and jumping on the ground, like a monkey. ”
"It's a monkey and a young monkey, better than you. Old monkey! ”
"Dry call Shangguan nickname, you don't want to get mixed up. When you get out, Lao Tzu will send you to the mines. ”
"Hey ......! Ye really won't wait, and Lao Tzu will do it in the hospital in the future. ”
"Huh! I'm still working in the hospital, you want to Maomei.
Don't think Lao Tzu doesn't know, yesterday you gave the laundry Mao Mei two packs of cigarettes, and I watched them.
Tell me, what did you do last night? ”
The old monkey looked at Ding San who was soaked in the water!
"What are you doing? I won't tell you, two words are comfortable! Ding San leaned against the edge of the pool and let out a terrible moan.
"It's comfortable, that hairy girl's breasts are so big, and her ass is like a grinding plate.
Just your little body...... Like a chicken, comfortable, I think you have weak legs. ”
The old monkey smirked ill-intentionedly.
"Fuck off, you're like a chicken. What's wrong with my little body, it's all fine meat! ”
"Lean meat!
I see that you are the skeleton of a chicken descendant of the dragon, and to say that you are a chicken cub is to lift you up.
Tell me, what's that Mao Mei...... That one...... What...... Ha...... Right! ”
Maybe it was a little cold after standing for a long time, and the old monkey rushed into the water, looking at Ding San with a full face and eyebrows.
"What is it...... Two legs on a belly, all the same. Ding San was lazy and didn't seem to want to say a word.
"Two legs and a belly, why don't you hook up with the chef in the kitchen who has a waist and a height?"
"Get out!" Ding San angrily shook the old monkey with a watery face.
"I'm afraid of being sat to death!" The old monkey had a wicked smile on his face.
Ding San decided not to deal with this salty and wet guy anymore, and talked to him about this issue, and it was always himself who suffered.
The current situation of the two people is as if they have suddenly come to heaven after experiencing life and death.
There is a hot meal to eat and a hot soup to drink every day. There are still beautiful hairy girls who ask for warmth every day, although they basically can't understand what they say.
However, this did not delay the brothers from entering into in-depth exchanges with them, and cigarettes are hard currency. The brothers' ration is twice as much as the others!
Cigarettes are not much different from money in this place.
Exchange for almost everything you see!
A bottle of two pots, a box of cigarettes, and two sausages.
Throw out two boxes of cigarettes and you'll be able to get more than enough. Gather a few hairy girls to come over and accompany them to drink a meal of battlefield flower wine.
The old monkey always boasts of a large amount of money, and the first time he looked for a hairy girl to drink.
The one who started to drink was the old dragon's mouth, and after one person had a bottle of the old dragon's mouth, he drank it with interest. So I got another case of twenty-four bottles of beer and started drinking!
I don't know how much beer I drank, but the last thing I said before I fell unconscious was Hara Whistle.
It's so fucking drinkable!
The next day, all day, the old monkeys were floating. The soles of your feet seem to have stepped on cotton, and you walk softly.
Whatever you eat and spit out, the porridge you just drink into your stomach will immediately squirt out as if pressurized.
The old monkey swore that he would never drink with Mao Mei again.
Although this oath is no different from farting, Ding San sincerely believes that this oath is from the bottom of his heart.
There were tens of thousands of people in the city of Tsaritsyn, and the two of them were the only ones who came back alive.
These two became treasures, and there was a special medical team to treat them.
The medical team has only one doctor and six nurses. Ichisui's blonde and blue-eyed figure is tall!
I have to admit that Mao Mei's physical development is still so much better than that of a Ming woman.
The two guys finished their showers and put on their brand new uniforms and returned to the ward.
Compared with the hospitals in Daming, the field hospital is quite rudimentary.
Yishui's prefabricated house is all prefabricated parts. Just tamp the ground and put neat bricks on it, and then assemble it on top.
Heating was made by a tin stove, and the chimney made of white tin was tied with wire and hung from the roof.
Outside the house, large pieces of pine wood were brought in, and a few pieces were thrown into the stove, and the fire immediately burst into flames.
"Why is the pine wood of the Russians so oily, and it has caught up with the pine wood of Liaodong. It's really fucking good, and it has a pine smell. ”
The old monkey sat down on the camp bed, sniffed, and then smirked and plucked two blonde hairs from the pillow.
One of them was noticeably shorter, and it was curly.
"Boy, where did this come from. I won't come back overnight, and you're taking people into the ward? ”
Ding San ignored the old monkey's teasing, took out an apple from the bedside table, rubbed it with his hand and began to nibble.
"You should make up for it, and we're godbrothers. Let's talk about it, Natasha's little is squeezing tightly on the bed. ”
The old monkey was visibly caught up in an infinite reverie.
"I want to go back to the army, to the front!" Ding San swallowed a bite of the apple and said lightly.
"You're crazy, and you've managed to crawl out of the pile of dead.
We died 10,000 younger, and the Russians died 20,000 or 30,000.
If it weren't for the two of us, we would still be standing up corpses in Tsarizin City. ”
The old monkey sat up in shock!
There is good food, women and wine. This is heaven for those who do not die.
Ding San actually wants to go back to the front line!
I drank too much late yesterday and didn't sober up, or did I let Natasha toss and go insane?
"I feel like people are going to die every day."
"Fuck you!" The old monkey bounced out of bed like a volcanic eruption.
"I just talked to the guy in charge of propaganda, and he said he was going to send us back to Daming.
I want us to give a lecture and give a report at a university in Beijing!
We are heroes, heroes who crawl out of tens of thousands of dead people.
Think about it, back in Daming, we have everything.
Money, women, and officials.
What the hell do you want, you still want to go to the front line to fight.
Your brain is broken, it's been gassed.
I'm going to fucking dig out your brains and heal you. ”
The old monkey rushed up and pressed Ding San to jam his neck. The hand drew the knife at his waist, but he was empty.
In terms of stature, the old monkey didn't have much advantage against Ding San.
The only thing that can take advantage of it is almost that he weighs more than ten catties than Ding San.
So instead of turning into a one-sided beating, it quickly turned into a one-sided assault.
In this regard, the old monkey takes advantage of it!
The Ming army, which was born out of the Liao army, was indeed weak in combat. What's more, Ding San is a sniper.
Very little training in martial arts!
The old monkey is different, as the oiliest of the old soldiers. Skills have long been trained in ten years of military career!
When I was a new recruit, I was beaten, and I developed a good ability to resist attacks. Later, when he became a veteran, he began to beat people.
Ten years have passed, and the old monkey's skills in beating and beating people are obviously much more profound than Ding San.
After a while, Ding San was pressed and beaten by the old monkey.
The door opened, and two blonde hairy girls stood in the doorway, looking coldly at the room like war relics.
"Get out!"
The two Mao girls at the door, who were said to not be able to speak Da Ming, disappeared immediately.
After two hits, I was really tired.
Two people lay on the red brick floor and started smoking!
"I really want to go back to the army, I'm not uncommon to be an officer.
I can't compare my brain with those people, and I can't do that.
I still like to be on the team and with my brothers. At least, live simply.
To be a hero, you go. I won't stop you, if I die in battle in the future, you can go and see my mother during the New Year's holidays. ”
"Fuck off!
It's up to you to see for yourself, damn, how did you meet such a rammer. The old monkey smoked resentfully.
"Huh! Ramming goods is ramming goods, not suitable for being an official, and not being an official.
I'm going to find a company and be a sniper.
A sniper with a second lieutenant card! ”
"Yesterday the major came to me and told me two choices.
One is to go back to China to be a hero and give speeches everywhere.
From now on, I will be a card, an invincible card.
Before he could say the other one, I said to give me another company. I don't want to be a deputy battalion commander, I just want to be a company commander.
A company of my own!
So!
You don't have to look for other companies, I'll just mix in my company.
The marshal said that the battle will be fought for many years.
Then our brother will fight in this ghost place for a few years, maybe Natasha can give you a yellow ***. ”
"Fuck off, my son must be dark-haired."
"Huh! If you look at it after birth, maybe it's mine.
Ahem, ahem, ahem, ......! ”
The old monkey smiled mysteriously, but accidentally smoked the cigarette into his lungs, and a series of coughs almost choked him to death.
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Also in the hospital, Napoleon's wards were much more upscale than those of the old monkeys.
Inside the large and luxurious ward, there is a large gilt carved bed. On top, a curtain supported by the finest Ming gauze.
The quilts and bedding on the bed are made of the finest Ming silk.
The sun pierced the floor-to-ceiling glass windows like a sword, shining on the marble floor.
His Majesty, the great Emperor of France, lie on your bed now.
France's top doctor, who just operated on His Majesty the Emperor yesterday.
Now, even Napoleon could only lie on the bed in such an indecent position.
Russia was too unfriendly to Napoleon, having suffered a crushing defeat in Moscow last time. This time, I thought that there was an absolute superiority of troops, but I didn't expect to suffer defeat in Tsaritsyn.
It's just that the last time I lost, I almost lost my pants.
This time, it was only 350,000 troops lost.
"If you lose, you lose, it's not a big deal. One Tsaritsyn, Israel joined our camp.
We have more than half a million troops at once, and we also have the help of the powerful Israeli Black Sea Fleet.
Now that the main forces of the Ming Navy are all around Corsica, we don't have to worry about the Ming army landing on the Black Sea.
This battle is getting bigger and bigger, and we have more people than them, so you can rest assured. With a grin, she handed Napoleon a bottle.
No way, Napoleon couldn't eat for two days. I can only drink some milk to satisfy my hunger!
Napoleon wanted to drop the damn bottle, but his hungry stomach forced him to take it and suck hard.
"Tsaritsyn has been captured four-fifths of the way down, just a small area of the Tsaritsyn railway station.
The artillery fire of the Ming army was too fierce, and it was thought that the release of poison gas could reduce casualties.
Who would have thought that the Ming army would be so ruthless. The amount of poison gas dropped is several times greater than ours!
God was also on their side, and at the critical moment he actually changed the direction of the wind.
This battle was lost. ”
Mula shrugged her shoulders helplessly, she was so defeated, she was indeed defeated.
"I'll give you good news, after we successfully copied that kind of cannon, we have already started mass production.
It can produce more than 200 doors per month!
More than eight thousand shells can be produced!
And the director assured me that the output would increase by at least 20% next month.
The analysis of the wreckage of the captured Ming tractor also began.
Combined with the engine on the airship, we are developing a downsized engine.
We had a lot of difficulties in terms of processing technology and materials.
But the PhDs at the University of Paris said that if they were given time, they would make it.
At present, it is somewhat difficult to imitate the same as Daming.
However, they said that if they were given half a year, they could imitate a larger one than the Daming engine.
By that time, we'll have a big engine. ”
Mula tried to say something pleasing to make Napoleon happy.
"It would be great if we could build a tractor. Maybe we can build tanks too!
Da Ming keeps these things too secretive, to be honest. I didn't even know what it looked like until I had seen a tank.
It was a real weapon of war, and I was terrified when I retreated.
He was afraid that the Ming army's armored troops would pursue, so Li Xiao was stupid enough to send his armored troops to fight the Israelis.
If there is a tank pursuit, I think we will lose at least 600,000 troops even if we withdraw.
And airplanes!
Chase us along the way and bomb!
The roads were blown up in a mess, and a lot of equipment was lost. The Shire horses brought by the British lost thousands of horses.
I'll have to get some more with the British! ”
"Sharma is good, he can pull two hundred kilograms.
Oh, and there's good news.
Our airship is finally ready to run at full capacity!
The output of our coal-to-chemical oil plant is sufficient to supply the demand of airships. Soon, our trains will also be able to use coal-fired oil.
With the increase in capacity, it will be easier to replenish the frontline.
The soldiers will never go hungry again and will not worry about ammunition.
Rothschild had already persuaded the rest of Europe to form the European Union.
We will join forces, under the leadership of the European Commission, to bring together the resources of the whole of Europe to fight this war.
You need to get better quickly, this battle may be a long time. ”