Chapter Fifty-Six: Crazy Talk

Russian food is really unaccustomed, they live in the cold zone all year round. The diet is naturally high in calories!

Milk! Cream is a dietary necessity.

Especially a cream-filled dumpling.

Li Xiao is a victim of this kind of dumpling, looking very much like dumplings. Li Xiao also thought that in order to take care of her own taste, Catherine specially found someone to make Daming dumplings.

Li Xiao, who likes dumplings very much, picked it up and looked around, but he didn't see soy sauce garlic.

Thinking that maybe Lao Maozi couldn't get used to eating those smelly things, he didn't think too much.

Biting into his mouth, Li Xiao immediately regretted it.

Dumplings are dumplings, but the bread inside the filling is cream.

Oh my God, this can be as greasy as it gets.

After eating one, Li Xiao felt that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were all muddled.

And whatever you eat afterwards, it has a creamy taste.

That taste, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

In the end, I still ate two pieces of pickled cucumbers, which can be regarded as a little better.

Since then, Li Xiao has been insensitive to this kind of creamy dumpling.

Other traditional Russian cuisines are not easy to try.

Who knows, what pits are hidden in those wonderful-looking delicacies.

Li Xiao, who had no choice, could only greet the meat violently. What smoked bear meat, smoked venison, can be made vigorously.

For raw beef, Li Xiao still respects and is not sensitive.

God knows, it's clean inside or not.

The terrifying sight of all kinds of tapeworms made Li Xiao instinctively stay away from these things.

It's still something that is cooked, so it's reassuring!

Moutai actually appeared at the banquet, and there were many of them.

Li Xiao hasn't drunk this thing for a long time.

The liquor supplied by senior officers of the Ming Army definitely does not include high-end liquor such as Moutai Wuliangye.

From top to bottom, all the drinks, including Li Xiao, are those bargains from Niulanshan and Laolongkou.

Unexpectedly, the Russian army, whose lower-level officers and soldiers couldn't even eat, Her Majesty the Empress and these nobles, were drinking Moutai wine here.

It's still a bottle for one person!

You must know that Moutai is produced in the remote town of Moutai in Guizhou.

In that place in Guizhou, mountain and road insurance are a common situation. And, there is the unpredictable weather.

To sum it up in one sentence, there are no three sunny days in the sky, and no three feet flat on the ground.

The Moutai liquor produced in that place completely needs to be transported out by airship.

In addition, the cost of shipping to Moscow is a lot of money.

Don't these bastards know that their soldiers are eating bread mixed with sawn foam?

In a bad mood, Li Xiao ate and drank on the table alone.

With tiger-like eyes, he looked at everyone present.

In everyone's hearts, Li Xiao is much more terrifying than a tiger. When he seems to be in a bad mood, it can definitely have the effect of keeping people from entering.

Under the pretext of preparing for a meeting for a while, Catherine hid in the small conference room on the second floor and did not come out.

The Russian nobles drank and sang and danced, but none of them dared to approach Li Xiao, let alone come over to toast.

With Li Xiao as the center, a no-man's land with a radius of five meters was formed.

The atmosphere of the banquet is getting more and more awkward, and no one wants to be with a tiger.

In the end, these high-ranking Russian nobles all retreated in a huff.

Or rather, they all slipped away!

There was one person who did not go, because he was not yet considered a Russian nobleman.

Rasputin chews on Black Sea sturgeon caviar, which costs as much as gold.

That is, one gram of caviar is equal to one gram of gold.

Rasputin's foul-smelling mouth opened, and a tael of gold went into his stomach.

"Generalissimo, don't you eat some caviar? That's the best flavor! Rasputin held up a spoonful of caviar and said with a smile at Li Xiao.

"No matter how delicious it is, it will be disgusting when you smoke it." Li Xiao didn't want to talk to this guy at all.

If this thing dares to step into the Ming Dynasty half a step, Li Xiao will definitely kill him.

"Your Excellency Generalissimo, I see that you were also a soldier in your previous life. A good soldier, no wonder you are so good at fighting. ”

Rasputin swallowed the caviar from the spoon in one gulp, chuckling weirdly as he chewed.

"You can see the past, but I can see the future." Li Xiao also had a weird smile on his face.

"Oh! Can you see the future?

Can you tell me how I died? ”

Rasputin seems to have an innate unruliness.

Everyone else is afraid of Li Xiao, but he is not afraid at all.

And that little look has some provocative meaning.

"I see, you're looking for a lot of women.

In the end, died in a woman's house.

You were shot twice in the head and several times in the body.

There are also people who smash your head with dumbbells! Li Xiao stuffed a piece of venison in his mouth and glared at Rasputin viciously as he chewed.

"Oh! Hehe......! Rasputine smiled meaningfully, and the laughter was full of mockery.

"What? Think you can't die like this?

Then you can't die.

But it was winter, and they cut through the river ice and stuffed you into an ice hole.

You're not killed, you're trapped underwater and drowned.

And......!

You struggled underwater for ten minutes, but unfortunately, the ice froze and you couldn't find the ice hole. ”

"Dangchang!" Rasputdin's fork fell on the plate with a soft thud.

Rasputin's face was as white as a dead man, and his hand in the air trembled.

Li Xiao took a sip of Moutai and put it on the table casually.

Don't even look at Rasputin and walk out!

The country of Russia is hopeless, and to this point, Catherine actually admires a wizard like this.

Anyway, Li Xiao decided that Rasputin was a wizard.

However, since people can win the trust of the empress, they must still have some strengths.

The so-called strengths are......

After all, Li Xiao is also a person who has seen the pictures, and it is indeed scary to work as long as a woman's upper body.

But for women......!

I just don't know if after the death of the Rasputin in front of him, that thing will also be cut off and put into formalin for future generations.

Under Rasputin's frightened eyes, Li Xiao walked out of the hall.

Just as Li Xiao walked to the door of the hall, Rasputin suddenly shouted: "

Gilgamesh is coming back to life!

Gilgamesh is coming back to life!

You have to do something to bring him back to life. ”

At first it was just a dreamy muttering, then it was a crazy roar.

Li Xiao didn't pay attention to this madman, who Gilgamesh was, Li Xiao was not interested.

Now Li Xiao is interested in how to deal with the offensive launched by the coalition forces next spring.