Chapter Ninety-Two: Amazing News

When Catherine walked into the banquet hall, she was full of eyes.

All the Russian ladies around were compared to Catherine.

Like a proud battleship, Catherine passed through the welcoming crowd. Stand at the door of the Kremlin and personally greet Li Xiao's arrival.

This is a great respect for Li Xiao.

For Catherine, it seemed unacceptable to give a little respect to everyone who was dying.

At half past six, Li Xiao appeared at the door of the Kremlin on time.

Seeing the rows of jeeps, Ekaterina felt helpless again.

She still goes out in a carriage, and she doesn't know when Russia will be able to make this kind of thing that runs back on its own.

"Welcome back, Generalissimo."

"Thank you for preparing such a grand banquet." Li Xiao glanced at the pomp and circumstance, and he was more reluctant than the first time.

He didn't understand, for Mao to spend money on this kind of pomp.

Your soldiers, your people, have come to the point of eating bread mixed with sawn foam.

"The Kremlin is like your home, you can come whenever you want." Ekaterina's fair face had the most sincere smile.

In the face of such explicit words, Li Xiao was a little uncomfortable, and his mother's son was not your male pet.

"Thank you!" Politely replied, and the two walked side by side towards the inside of the Kremlin.

The banquet hall is large, but the decoration is different from the last time.

A huge stage was erected on one side of the hall, and all the feasts were placed underneath.

This time, the banquet was modeled after the Ming style, one table per person.

Dozens of bar-shaped tables were placed under the stage, and the two tables in the front were naturally Li Xiao and Catherine.

"Her Majesty has bothered!" Li Xiao smiled and nodded, today I finally don't have to eat that unpalatable Russian cream dumpling.

"The Generalissimo protected us Russia, it's nothing. Everything in Russia, belongs to you, Generalissimo. ”

Ekaterina is extremely humble~!

No wonder it is said that good politicians are actors, actresses, and actresses.

If you didn't know Catherine's mind beforehand, Li Xiao would have been moved.

But now, it's a different story.

It's really bread arsenic in the dumplings, and the poison is all in it.

Thinking about dumplings, I really got dumplings.

A plate of dumplings stuffed with pork and sauerkraut, along with the dumplings with garlic and vinegar.

Catherine really thought about it, the Russians would not use garlic and vinegar at their banquets.

"I heard that this is the traditional food of the Ming Dynasty, and it is also a must-eat food for the Ming people during the New Year."

"Hmmm! The Ming people eat dumplings during the New Year, and Her Majesty the Empress has a heart. ”

Li Xiao took a bite of the dumplings, and the taste was quite good.

The next dishes are all traditional Daming cuisine.

In particular, the multicolored facelift surprised the Russians.

The red ones are shredded radish, the yellow ones are shredded carrots, and the green ones are shredded cucumbers......

Especially that kind of transparent stuff, the Russians have not eaten at all. Eating with a fork and spoon effortlessly fills your mouth, the aroma of tahini fills your mouth.

Great stuff!

Spicy chicken nuggets, Russia even less has.

Catherine liked this red dish so much that she forked a piece with a fork and stuffed it into her mouth.

At first, it was very delicious, but after two bites, a burst of sensation immediately filled the whole mouth.

"Boom!" Picking up the wine at hand, regardless of etiquette, he poured it directly into his mouth.

But the wine didn't get rid of the spiciness in the mouth at all.

Li Xiao also ate this dish, and he knew it after the first bite. This is a Hunan chef pretending to be a Sichuan cook!

is domineering and spicy, Li Xiao can't stand it, let alone Catherina.

"Milk! Milk is needed to relieve spiciness. Seeing that Ekaterina next to her was scratching her ears and cheeks, Li Xiao immediately asked the people around her to get milk.

When the milk came, Li Xiao and Catherine drank it all, which was the solution to the spicy taste.

"Daming's dishes are really ......!" Ekaterina burst into tears and said while wiping her tears.

"This is a dish in a place in Daming, where it is hot and humid all year round, and you need to eat this spicy thing to get rid of moisture.

In fact, Russians can also eat a little more of this stuff, and they will sweat if they eat too much. ”

In fact, there is no need for Li Xiao to say, Catherine is already wiping the beads of sweat on her brain.

She's really sweaty from the spicy!

"Oh, we also have some shows for the Generalissimo." Catherine winked at the chief of the guard.

Immediately, several headlights shone on the stage, and a Ming man who was painted like a clown, wearing red clothes and green pants, walked up from the edge of the stage.

Then, a woman wearing a big red jacket and holding a fan handkerchief also walked up from the stage on the other side.

Li Xiao immediately frowned as soon as he saw their outfits.

A state-of-the-art Russian banquet, you can fucking make some opera, ballet or whatever.

What's the matter with you transferring the whole two of them to Lao Tzu?

In fact, Li Xiao is not disgusted with two-person turns, but disgusted with those who deliberately pretend to be lame and pretend to be stroke patients.

One by one, they grinned, shook their hands, and walked with a limp.

This is not to promote national culture, this is to vilify national culture.

In Daming, this group of people with problems in their hearts will like the show.

But I don't know why it got to Russia.

Let the Russians see, the Ming people are like this?

Sure enough, after coming up, I sang two stanzas.

The two of them began to play treasures, one meat joke after another, and their body language was funny and exaggerated.

"Go down!" Li Xiao shouted at the two living treasures on the stage.

There were a lot of people below, and the lights on the stage were dazzling.

The two goods on the stage didn't see clearly who was shouting below.

On weekdays, there are many people who shout good about performing on weekdays, and they don't care.

It's just that I didn't expect that Her Majesty's banquet would also be cheered up!

They don't care, but someone does.

Zhao Liangdong heard Li Xiao's shouts, and saw these two goods as if they were nothing.

His seat was behind Li Xiao, and he immediately jumped up and flew to the stage like a Dapeng bird.

In order to make people see clearly, this platform is two meters high, but I didn't expect someone to jump up.

The two on the stage are also a little stupid, they are acting, why did they fly up and change the show?

Before they could react, Zhao Liangdong had already grabbed their necks and kicked them under the stage one by one.

Everyone was stunned by this sudden scene, they didn't understand what this black-faced Ming army officer was going to do.

"Just two, not a Ming person.

A certain family is not talented, and he will fight Taizu Changquan for everyone. Zhao Liangdong clenched his fists and bowed to Li Xiao in the audience.

Li Xiao nodded, this future niece and son-in-law is good.

Ekaterina was startled just now and didn't know what was happening.

Brauchitsch was not there, so he had to take a tongue man with him.

The tongue man translated Zhao Liangdong's words to her, and Catherine knew that the two were Ming clowns just now.

Moreover, he is also a clown that the generalissimo of the Ming Dynasty does not like very much.

glanced at the palace director who was in charge of arranging the show, what kind of broken program was arranged.

The court director shivered in the corner and turned his head to slap the idiot who had recommended the two bastards to him.

At this time, Zhao Liangdong on the stage had already beaten a set of Taizu long punches to the ground.

Many Russians also applauded.

After a set of Taizu long punches were finished, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

Zhao Liangdong exhaled a breath of turbidity, saluted Li Xiao again in the audience, and then jumped off the stage like a big bird.

"Good!"

"Hala whistle ......!"

With such a handsome posture off the stage, the audience whistled again.

Li Xiao nodded with satisfaction, this time it was considered to give Da Ming some face.

Otherwise, after watching the so-called two-person turn, I thought that Da Ming was such a clown-like character.

"The Ming Empire is really full of talents, everyone!

Today's banquet is to welcome His Excellency the Generalissimo of the Ming Dynasty back to Moscow.

I wish us a brilliant victory in the war next year. I wish the friendship between Daming and Russia will last forever! ”

Ekaterina was very good at making an atmosphere, she stood up, raised her glass high, and shouted at everyone.

"Long live Daming!"

"Long live Russia!"

The people behind him shouted loudly.

"Long live the friendship between Daming and Russia!" Li Xiao also raised his glass.

In full view of everyone, Li Xiao and Catherine touched a glass.

As soon as the red wine was drunk, everyone gave thunderous applause.

Catherine's face was a little crimson, and she invited the banquet of the Ming magnates several times, but only this time the response was the most enthusiastic.

It seems that Da Ming likes this tone.

If you knew it earlier, you don't have to do it so time-consumingly and laboriously.

Next, the atmosphere of the banquet was even more enthusiastic.

The ballet performed by the Russians, as well as very peculiar Western magic, left a very deep impression on the Ming people.

On the Ming side, some warriors in the army came out to perform traditional programs such as silver spear throat locking and chest crushing boulders, which also caused a group of Russians to be stunned.

The shows were better than the other, and the banquet lasted until late at night.

Finally, a Russian soprano artist walked out with a Ming male singer, and the two sang a song "Happy Tonight" in their own languages.

This perfect banquet has come to a perfect end.

Li Xiao and Catherine enjoyed themselves, and Li Xiao said that as long as he was there, there would be no problem with Moscow's security.

Catherine said with silky eyes that Russia will be an eternal ally of the Ming Dynasty until the destruction of the old human race in the wilderness.

If it was before, Li Xiao would still believe it for a point or two.

Now ......, Li Xiao is regarded as a coaxing thing said by the kiln sister in the kiln.

Believe in punctuation, even if you have a problem with your IQ.

"Next time, I will have a banquet for Her Majesty the Empress in the Xingyuan Auditorium, please enjoy it."

Unprecedentedly, Li Xiao actually launched a reply.

This made Catherine very excited, and hurriedly agreed.

watched Li Xiao get into the jeep and look back at the line under the protection of five truckloads of soldiers.

Ekaterina just turned around and entered the Kremlin!

"Whip her fifty lashes!" Seeing the director of the palace, Ekaterina said angrily.

What kind of show did today, which almost made the generalissimo of the Ming Dynasty turn his face.

"Your Majesty spares your life! Spare your life! ”

The court superintendent fell to his knees in fright and wailed.

The Russians whipped it, and it was stripped naked.

With one whip, the skin and flesh are covered with blood, and half of the ten whips are gone.

Fifty lashes can whip a person to pieces.

Where is there still life!

Catherine waved her hand in disgust, and immediately a warrior like a bear carried the court director away like a chicken.

"...... disgust!" Catherine snorted a drink.

Today's wine is good, and the Daming cuisine is also doing well.

She ate a lot and drank a lot.

It was a great evening!

Surrounded by maids, Catherine returned to her bedroom.

The four maids waited to remove their makeup, and then took a hot bath.

Lying in bed, sleepiness hit me like a tide.

In a short time, Her Majesty fell into a deep sleep.

Early the next morning, Grand Duma Vladimir hurried to the Kremlin.

"Your Excellency the Chief of the Guard, I want to see Her Majesty immediately." Vladimir roared and pulled the chief of the guard.

"Lord Vladimir, Her Majesty had too much to drink with the Generalissimo last night.

Now that you're resting, do you have something to do and come back after noon. ”

The chief of the guard looked at Vladimir angrily, Her Majesty the Empress is not working in the morning, and she doesn't even know this when she is such a big official, and the more she lives, the more she goes back.

"My squire, this matter can't wait for noon.

Look at it, look at what is said in today's morning paper! ”

Vladimir took out the morning newspaper with a roar and handed it directly to the chief of the guard.

The chief of the guard took it impatiently, but after just one glance, he was devastated.

The front page of the Moscow Morning Post headlined, with a huge headline: Duke Peter is in peace negotiations with Prime Minister Frederick and Marshal Mula!

Not only is there a title, but even underneath the title, there is a photo of Duke Peter, Frederick and Muela in a conference room.

Her Majesty the Empress had sent the Count of Brauchitsch and the Duke of Peter to talk with the Prussians and the French, and both sides expressed their desire for peace......!

The hand of the chief of the guard holding the newspaper began to tremble!

As a close minister of Empress Catherine, he knew all too well what this report meant.

This...... It's all top secret, and the whole of Russia knows about it no more than a slap in the face.

Now that it's in the newspapers, God knows how many people will see it. It's illustrated, who took this picture?

Is Duke Peter's brain dizzy? How can you take such a photo......!

It doesn't matter how many people see it, the most feared thing is to be seen by the generalissimo of the Ming Dynasty.

The circulation of the newspaper is so large, he will definitely see it.

"Her Majesty!

Your Majesty! ”

The chief of the guard didn't care so much, and directly pushed open the door of Catherina's bedroom and rushed in.