The moment he stood up from the ground, Chen Laohu knew that he had passed the test.

This is just a show, one side is willing to act, and the other side is willing to believe.

The two sides cooperated with each other to complete this scene with exaggerated acting skills and a lame script.

There are many situations in life, and sometimes everyone is an acting school.

The only difference is ......, and there is a difference between high and low acting.

Li Xiao continues to walk around Crete, which is under construction!

For a long time to come, this will be the most complete base of Daming in the Mediterranean.

It will also be the farthest piece of the Ming overseas territory after the war.

The barracks are all small four-story buildings, and they have running water and electricity in them.

The officers and soldiers have done a great job of organizing their housekeeping!

The quilt is folded into edges and corners, and the mattress is outrageously flat.

Even the towels used to wash your face were neatly folded into tofu cubes.

Everything has edges and corners here, except for people!

In the army, there needs to be uniformity in dress, uniformity in walking, uniformity in sleeping.

Anyway, except for the appearance that cannot be unified, everything else requires unity.

When the soldiers were running, there were only two voices on their thousands of feet.

The sound was so thrilling that it was exciting to listen to.

This is perhaps also one of the charms of the army.

Li Xiao knew that for a long time, it would be impossible for the Ming army to launch a new attack on France.

He could only use warships to fire at the towns on the French coast to vent his anger.

The French were sufficiently accustomed to the shelling of the Ming army, and the men in the city of Marseille had already run away at least sixty percent.

The rest were all evacuated to the countryside.

With the exception of the port of Marseille, which was wrapped in layers of mines, the whole of Marseille was mercilessly shelled.

The reason why the port of Marseille was not shelled was because it was still useful to the Ming army.

When they landed in southern France in the future, the Ming army needed a large port to secure the supply lines of the army.

The command on the island of Crete was very luxurious, and the floor was all marble tiles.

When I went in, there was only a bright tile, and the reflection made Li Xiao dizzy.

After his eyes returned to normal, Li Xiao saw many old blacks of different figures.

There were also some strangely dressed white Europeans, whooping and shouting hundreds of people, all standing on either side laughing and groaning.

"What's going on?" Li Xiao glanced at Li Xiu suspiciously, why are you getting so many people here?

"Big brother, you are the handsome of the Ming Dynasty.

Our Ming marshal is here, and those small countries around the Mediterranean are not allowed to pay homage.

There are many countries in the Mediterranean, and it is a bit empty to say that all countries come to court, but now it is no problem to come to court with a hundred countries. ”

Li Xiu was very proud, looking at the black and white people who tried their best to show obedience and smiles.

"Most of them are kings, and if the king is too old to come, he has to have a prince or a royal family."

Chen Laohu, who smelled of oysters, added on the side.

"A country with a big palm, and a fucking bullshit royal family. In a word, they don't even have a clan. ”

Li Xiu is now very long-spirited, quite like the king of the Mediterranean.

The last guy who was so awesome was called Caesar!

"You love this tune too!

I can't understand what they say, so I'll have to find a lot of people with just tongues.

Hemp troublesome! Li Xiao waved his hand, he hated this kind of vain thing.

For Li Xiao, it is better to look at the armament of the troops on the island.

"It's all here, see you!

You see them once, and they can blow for a lifetime when they go back.

This is also a sign of their surrender to the Ming Dynasty! ”

"Okay!" Li Xiao nodded and reluctantly agreed.

A chair had already been prepared in the hall, and Li Xiao sat on the chair with a golden sword, watching the waves of guys who came to worship.

These guys seem to have received etiquette training, and after seeing Li Xiao, they bowed without saying a word.

It is the Ming standard of three bows and nine bows!

Not to mention, these guys really worship the presentable.

Li Xiao felt that the Ministry of Rites should send someone to squat on the island.

Otherwise, these bastards will definitely not evolve to this extent.

The chiefs, apparently from Africa, were dressed in animal skins and wore crowns of feathers on their heads.

Spit out the lips, obviously enveloping the sky. There are long hairs on his body, and when he walks, the whole person is a phantom.

What does Li Xiao think, how do these people look like orangutans.

There was originally some concept of racial equality in my head, but when I actually saw these people beating up with my own eyes, this concept is crumbling at a rapid rate.

"Big brother, this is the king of the Wa tribe.

These bastards have a knack for domesticating livestock.

When our soldiers reached Tripoli, they saw that these guys were actually driving rhinoceros to plough the fields.

If it weren't for the fact that we had tractors, I would have liked to get some of their people to come over and do the work for us. ”

Li Xiu pointed to a guy kneeling on the ground and said.

"Stop, drive the rhinoceros to plow the land!" Li Xiao looked incredulous.

The rhinoceros ploughs the field, and I have never heard of it when it grows so big.

It's fucking more fake than the news that humans eat dogs.

"Really!

I also saw it with my own eyes, and I was afraid that you would not believe it, so I specially sent a boat to pick up two rhinoceros. ”

As soon as Li Xiu saw Li Xiao's disbelief, he immediately became annoyed.

"Really...... Rhinoceros? Not any other breed? ”

If he can tame an elephant, Li Xiao will pinch his nose and admit it.

After all, Asian elephants can be domesticated. Although I have not heard of African elephants can also be domesticated, but Zhuyu is in front of them, maybe these people may be able to do it.

The rhinoceros is a bit too, and it is said that the brains of this thing are only the size of pine nuts. With this little brain capacity, can you understand people's commands?

Regarding what Li Xiu said, Li Xiao expressed a high degree of skepticism.

"If you don't believe it, let's go out and have a look, we're all ready to go outside."

Li Xiu is really in a hurry!

Chen Laohu, a dog-legged man, has long been carrying the king of the tile country out to prepare for the animal tamer.

At the back of the hall is a wall.

The place outside the wall was turned into a vegetable patch by the garrison.

No way, it's a problem engraved in the genes.

Wherever you go, if you don't plant something in the ground, you don't feel comfortable.

At the end of the vegetable patch, the faint sound of pigs came to me.

It's still an old habit that where the troops are stationed, pigs are raised.

The Chinese character for home originally meant a place where there were pigs in the house.

Li Xiao didn't understand the explanation of the sinologists very well, could it be that the ancestors lived in the pigsty?

Walking out of the wall, Li Xiao saw the team of the tile country waiting outside.

It's really huge, there are fifty or sixty animal trainers alone...... That's a lot.

The silly king muttered a long list of things in his mouth.

When it came to the tongue man's mouth, he translated the words: "He said: This is all the beast tamers of their country." ”

Li Xiao is very suspicious, this bastard has embezzled a few words, but there is no evidence ......!

Glancing back at Li Xiu, there are only fifty or sixty animal trainers in a country, which is also called a country?

It's almost the same to call the tribe!

Li Xiao is already in the brain, a tribe that lives on the northern edge of the Sahara Desert.

Or it would be more appropriate to call it a village!

Looking at this scale, how can I say that this king also has hundreds of people's belongings.

Perhaps, in that place is the standard big family.

In the land of China, most of these people are called village chiefs.

A small number of people, known as the bosses or the heads of the family, belong to the wave of people who are the focus of the government.

But now this kind of person is basically extinct!

They simply have no way to compete with the officers and soldiers!

In the past, when the officers and soldiers were encircled and suppressed, they hid in the mountains and hid, and then came out to continue to do evil after the officers and soldiers left.

But not anymore, the airship dangles around its head all day and all night.

Moreover, an airship can control a large area, and when it sees fire or smoke on the ground, it sweeps downward.

If you want to eat hot, you can only hide in the cave at night to make a barbecue or hot pot.

No matter who you are, you can still hold on to it for a day or two if you squat in the cave all day.

Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, that's hard to hold.

There was a wave of men and horses in Guangxi who were very strong, and they held out for two years, and finally came out of the mountains and surrendered.

According to them, there is no food, and if you eat wild vegetables and fruits for more than half a year, you will really become a savage if you stay any longer.

Among those who came out, many of them had their hair turned white because they had not eaten salt for a long time.

There are a few guys who were directly escorted away by the government to play the white-haired girl.

"Big brother! Eldest brother! Seeing that Li Xiao was in a trance, Li Xiu touched his eldest brother's shoulder.

"Oh! I'm distracted, and I don't know what's going on lately. ”

In fact, Li Xiu knew that the main reason why the eldest brother was distracted was that he was not very interested in this thing.

glanced at Chen Laohu, what kind of broken show was arranged, the boss didn't like to watch it at all.

Li Xiao doesn't speak, and neither do others.

Only those beast tamers of the tile country are shouting hard!

Not to mention, these guys really tamed the rhinoceros.

Looking at the rhinoceros like a small tank, pulling the car, Li Xiao was a little interested.

I really didn't expect that rhinoceros could also pull carts.

This thing should be no less than a truck.

At least the tractor is quite!

What's even more amazing is that the bare-chested, tanned top, tiger skin skirt under his crotch, and chicken feathers on his head are riding on a zebra.

The guy behind him was directing the elephant to move the wood.

This one is even better!

Li Xiao saw with his own eyes that the elephant rolled up a log with its trunk and put it on the cart pulled by the rhinoceros.

There are also elephants that roll up the stones with their trunks.

Not to mention, this thing is pretty damn fast.

Li Xiao even had an idea to let these guys stay, specialize in domesticating elephants, and help load and unload trucks on the dock.

This efficiency must be much higher than that of manpower.

"Dashuai, you said that it seems good to keep them and let them help us load and unload the goods."

Li Xiao glanced at Chen Laohu, his eyes full of doubts.

Could it be that this guy has evolved into a roundworm in his stomach?

These beast tamers really have a bit of kung fu under their hands.

Lions, elephants, rhinos, and a pack of African jackals.

These guys are clearly going to run a zoo here!

Among the many animals, Li Xiao saw a small cat-like thing.

"What's that?" Li Xiao pointed to the little thing.

The tongue man immediately translated Li Xiao's words to the king of the country.

The guy said a long list of words, estimated to be more than a minute.

When it came to the tongue man's mouth, he shrank severely: "He said that this thing is called a caracal, and it is very good at catching birds in the wild, and it is his son's pet." ”

"Caracal?" Li Xiao came to be interested, Tokugawa Chiki likes to raise cats very much, and she prefers to like big oranges.

On the roof of the house, there are often a few fat big orange cats.

It's the first time I've heard of this breed of caracal.

Get it back, maybe Tokugawa Chihime will like it.

"I've heard of this kind of cat, which is said to bite the jackal in the wild.

I've heard people say that a caracal can bite three foxes and wolves and kill one of them. Li Xiu helped explain on the side.

A fox wolf is a wolf that is about the size of a fox and is basically a bastard in the wild.

It's really sad that even cats can't beat them.

"Fuck, so ruthless?

That's still forget it, get it back and give it to your sister-in-law to bite. ”

Hearing that this thing is so ferocious, Li Xiao also broke off the idea of getting it back to Tokugawa Chihime as a pet.

"It turns out that the eldest brother wants to find a pet for the sister-in-law, which is easy to say.

Our family is no longer a family that has been distressed for several days when buying a parrot for Xiaoyu!

Let them sacrifice a few cubs and raise them from an early age, and the ferocity is not so great.

Sisters-in-law can use their things, that's their creation.

Sister-in-law really had a good time, I asked people to catch all the caracals in Africa for my sister-in-law. ”

Li Xiu waved his hand, and the aura of the king was exposed, and those "village chiefs" were silent.

"No wonder they all call you the king of the Mediterranean. This is also a bit of momentum! ”

Li Xiao said lightly.

Li Xiu's face was proud, and Chen Laohu was so frightened that he sweated.

"I didn't see the big handsome ask, ask him if there are any cubs of caracals." Chen Laohu kicked the tongue man.

This bastard doesn't know anything, so he has to ask Lao Tzu himself?

The tongue man was kicked and hurriedly translated to the bullshit king.

When the king heard that the big man wanted a caracal, he was immediately overjoyed!

Hurriedly ran into the crowd of his animal trainers, and dragged a young caracal out of the arms of a half-grown child riding a zebra.

Then he ran to Li Xiao, and as soon as he walked in front of Li Xiao, Chen Laohu took the caracal over and then kicked the king out.

After carefully checking it to see that there were no lice on the caracal, he carefully held it in front of Li Xiao.

Li Xiao looked at this little guy, his face was not big, and there were two black stripes running down his eyelids and around his nose.

A pair of blue eyes were looking at Li Xiao in horror.

The ears are very large, and the two ears are probably the size of a whole head.

On the tips of the ears, there is a pinch of fierce hair.

The sound of the cry is not like the "meow" and "meow" of a cat, but more like a whistle.

The little one was visibly scared, and his whole body was shaking.

Four paws scratching frantically, good! Very strong, it means that he is healthy.

"Huh! Very good, you will be called Li Fugui from now on. In an instant, Li Xiao gave the caracal a good name.