Chapter 326: Zombie Dad VS Hades Daddy
Seeing that the body suddenly shrank under the uncontrollable force, and even turned into a lying thing, the entire zombie of the abyss was Spartan, which had always been invincible.
He looked down and saw what had become of him?
What's special is a four-legged toad.
No!
As if it weren't a toad, he lifted one leg and touched his face in a twisted pose.
Good guy, the slippery one makes him sick.
Especially the bulging skin on the face, which can no longer be called a face, made Jiang Yuan almost collapse.
Not a toad!
It's the toad of disgusting Barra!
Jiang Yuan roared angrily: "Hades cubs! ”
The sound was a string of toads.
"Quack!"
Jiang Yuan: "......"
Waiting for his own artist to tell Xiao Hai, who was sitting in the driver's seat: "......"
The child was worried that his artist would be irritable, so he didn't dare to look back directly.
So I looked up slightly and looked through the rearview mirror to the back seat.
At this glance, Xiao Hai was a little confused.
It seems that his own artist is gone.
Xiao Hai Gu couldn't be discovered by his own artist, so he quickly turned his head to look back.
Jiang Yuan was so anxious and angry that he even forgot that he had become a toad, and jumped up irritably.
"Hades cub, Lao Tzu destroyed you!"
What Xiao Hai saw was that there was an extra toad in the back seat at some point, several times larger than an ordinary toad.
The toad seemed to be several times larger than the average toad, but it also seemed to have a big temper.
The ordinary toad is probably scared away when it sees people, and this toad seems to be very angry, while constantly croaking and croaking all kinds of calls, and jumping on the back seat at the same time.
Xiao Hai was frightened, and hurriedly pushed the door to get out of the car, and opened the back seat.
"Oh my God, when did you come up with this disgusting balla thing, if this is seen by the teacher, I'm afraid my assistant will do it to the end!"
Jiang Yuan saw a series of outputs of Xiao Hai's irritability and anger when he suddenly ran over.
"Drive for Lao Tzu, crash into it, Lao Tzu is going to destroy that black-hearted gadget of the Dark Cub!"
What Xiaohai heard was: "Quack quack, ......quack,
Xiao Hai was horning and catching all kinds of toads on the back seat as if he was crazy.
"Ouch, hey, where did you get such a temper tantrum from a toad? It's almost time to catch up with our Mr. General! Hurry up, get out now, it's dirty! Wipe! Look at the pimples on your body, it's so disgusting, and it's still white juice! ”
Xiao Hai drove away the Yuan brand toad in various ways, the toad was very angry, kept croaking, and was very clever, he couldn't drive it away at all, and he couldn't beat it.
In the end, Xiao Hai ran to the trunk to find a badminton racket.
Taking advantage of the toad's back to him, he flew the toad fan out with a racket.
"Quack !!!"
With a "bang", the toad seemed to have smashed into the woods on the side of the road.
Xiao Hai couldn't think about where his own artist who should have been in the car went, after all, after his own artist asked him to wait, he lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.
Maybe it was at that time that his own artist got off the bus, and then the toad jumped into the car at that time.
So he hurriedly took out towels and mineral water to clean the car.
The toad, who was fanned by a badminton racket for at least ten meters, hit the toad's head on the trunk of a tree, and the pain was so painful that he almost fainted.
But it was precisely because of this badminton racket that he was taken out of the forbidden peeping area demarcated by the cub, and he changed back to his original appearance.
The big guy of the underworld came over at this time, and he originally planned to see what the little zombie was like and see what he could do.
As a result, I didn't expect to see a toad being fanned away by a human.
What's even more amazing is that after the toad hit its head on the trunk of a tree ten meters away, it turned into a dog.
Underworld Boss: "...... Burst! Hahahaha! ”
"Hahahaha!"
The handsome god-like underworld boss laughed so much that tears were about to flow out.
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Jiang Yuan, every time you appear, you are very different! More than a thousand years ago, the clothes were not covered, and a thousand years later, it became a toad! ”
"Hahahaha!"
Jiang Yuan's pupils were instantly dyed bloody, and in an instant, they turned into the scarlet and terrifying of the zombie royal family.
The red hair glowed with an eerie aura in the moonlight, and the fangs hidden in the mouth suddenly appeared.
He raised his head and looked up to the sky......
The underworld boss guessed that Jiang Yuan was unsuccessful in recognizing his son, so he tested him.
"Your son should be asleep at this hour, right? Are you sure you want to shout more? ”
Jiang Yuan, who was about to raise his head to the sky and roar out of the power of the wilderness, was about to roar, thinking of his son's attitude towards him, his hand turned faster than his brain, and he hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand.
With a smack, the fangs pierced the palm.
Jiang Yuan looked at the punctured palm, and withstood the boundless anger to withdraw the fangs, and the punctured palm returned to its original state in an instant.
Underworld boss: "Poof! Hahahaha! ”
It turns out that a better way than to let the stinky zombie not find his son is to watch the stinky zombie find his son, but the son still doesn't recognize him!
The anger around Yuan's body surged, and he coldly locked the Emperor Xudu who was laughing at him like a bloodthirsty god.
"Emperor Xudu !!"
The underworld boss sneered: "My ears are good, don't be so loud." ”
"Yes, yes, yes! You should be louder, after all, as a zombie just now, you were fanned by a human racket, and your head hit the trunk of a tree, and your eardrum is probably broken, and it hasn't grown yet, right, I understand! ”
Jiang Yuan was so angry that he couldn't wait to eat the Emperor Xudu alive who watched the joke.
But in an instant, he had a great idea.
Regardless of how the imperial power of the underworld boss and the Stygian Cub is distributed, the Underworld Cub will also be affected when it uses this power.
Suppose that the Emperor Xudu is substituted for the Underworld Cub, he is also peeking at the Huo Manor?
Will Emperor Xudu also become a toad?
Jiang Yuan desperately suppressed his anger, revealing a familiar smile when he saw his old friend.
It's just that the bottom of the eyes is scarlet, and I don't feel good at first glance.
"Emperor Xudu is so weak, he hasn't forgotten to come to the world to see his daughter, what a good father."
The underworld boss smiled faintly: "This seat is not only a good father, but also not comparable to some stinky zombies, this father deserves to be his own son, and he doesn't recognize it!" ”
Jiang Yuan: "......"
Endure!
Don't be angry!
Otherwise, I can't wait for the bastard thing of Emperor Xudu to become a toad.
The skin of the deep skin is not smiling, and the voice is sympathetic.
"Isn't this the kindness of Emperor Xudu's care back then?"
The underworld boss waved his hand lightly: "They are all non-humans, and they should be cared for!" ”
Jiang Yuan: "......"
Jiang Yuan stopped talking about it, and went straight to the point, laughing provocatively and relieving.
"Since the Emperor Xudu is here to see his daughter, your daughter is in the manor, and the king was careless before to shoot a little harder, and I don't know how the injury is."
The underworld boss really changed his face in seconds.
"What do you say? Did you hurt a cub? You wait for Lao Tzu! ”
After the underworld boss finished speaking, his figure flashed into a black mist and went straight to the manor.
Jiang Yuan watched in the woods, smiling in a daze.
Then he began to count silently in his mind.
Three!
Two!
One!
[Xiaohai: I relied on playing with my mobile phone to avoid a thrilling scene! 】