Old Monkey and Ding San are on a steamer, ready for a real vacation trip.

After a month and a half at Yin Lak, their vacation was halfway over.

A one-time grant of three months of vacation is already the limit of the number of days in armor.

Generally, two months is enough.

However, in the past month and a half, their wallets have also been greatly inflated. The number on the passbook jumped a lot, and this number was somewhat staggering.

On a passenger ship, I comfortably crossed the Suyinz Canal area, and then went to Alexandria, Egypt.

Ding San and the old monkey followed a group of people off the cruise ship and took a beautiful turn in Alexandria.

I heard that the city was named after an amazing guy who fought all the way from Egypt to India.

If it weren't for the high mountains blocking it, they would have fought all the way to Daming.

Listening to the tour guide's introduction, the old monkey and Ding San both scoffed.

Especially after hearing that the guy only had tens of thousands of troops in his hands, the brothers unanimously decided that this thing was a fool's errand, or that it was the grass-chewing lake in his mouth.

Qin and Zhao Changping fought in the Great War, and Zhao surrendered 400,000 soldiers in the First World War.

400,000 people were killed in the pit alone, not counting the number of people killed on the battlefield.

With tens of thousands of people, they came to fight against a million Qin troops. One person spews them to death with a mouthful of spit!

He also said that if it weren't for the high mountains, they would have conquered China.

Isn't this blind with your eyes open?

According to the old monkey, if there is no mountain to block. That so-called great person is estimated to become the martyr of Emperor Daqin.

Egypt feels like chaos!

Everywhere there was a mess, and men in voluminous Arab robes were crouching under the dirty walls.

Some chewed on the local grass, and some smoked hookah.

These guys are chatting all day, and they're really just chatting, the kind of chatting all day.

The old monkey and Ding San didn't understand, how could these people have so much to say.

In addition to messy, it is dirty!

The Egyptians lived in a very dirty and messy place, and despite the old bowl of Indian wine, the brothers were still shocked by their living conditions.

On the adobe house on the side of the road, a large swarm of flies fell. As soon as someone passes by, flies will rise into the air like black clouds.

There are a lot of flies, and they will hit the face.

That's what it tastes like! The real non-biting diaphragm responds to people!

Where black clouds gather, there are usually cow bones or sheep bones.

It's all skulls, gnawed skulls to be exact.

The skulls attracted countless flies that gnawed at the scraps of flesh left behind by the Egyptians.

I don't know what the psychology is, the Egyptians like to put the heads of the cattle and sheep they have eaten next to the root of their own walls.

And as soon as it was placed, there was a large row, and there were a lot of bones that had turned yellow, obviously aging.

The brothers watched it for a long time, and suddenly had an epiphany. Maybe this is the Egyptian showmanship!

Look, buddies always eat meat. Unbelief?

Look at the cow and sheep skulls outside the wall of my buddy's house, it's a row of stacks.

Sure enough, the family with the most cattle and sheep skulls. There were no sheep's heads outside the walls, all cow skulls.

Moreover, the cow skulls are so numerous that they are almost as high as the roof.

And the poor family, not only the house is not a good adobe house. And there aren't even many cow and sheep skulls at the base of the wall!

Outside the walls of their house, not only are there few bones, but they are also mixed with cattle and sheep. Far from being like those wealthy families, who have all cow skulls and no sheep.

Perhaps, people have reached the point where they eat mutton every day.

After looking at several blocks in a row, the brothers were convinced of their guesses.

The most popular places in Alexandria are brothels and casinos.

The brothels here are generally in the form of baths!

And the bathrooms here are not very different from the bathrooms of Daming and Russia.

The large bathhouse of the Ming army can accommodate one or two hundred people at a time, and the area is like a swimming pool.

A pool of gentlemen soaked in it, and the movement was really majestic.

Especially after the recruits have washed it, the pool of water is not much different from the mud.

Russian baths are different, they have a method of steaming in addition to the traditional bathing pool.

It was in a small wooden house, with a charcoal brazier. Constantly pouring water on the charcoal fire, making the small wooden house steam.

In a short time, people will be covered in sweat.

In this way, it is said to be effective in cleaning people's pores. It makes people's skin better and cleaner.

The origin of this method is still controversial, some say it came from the Ottoman Empire.

It is also said that this is Finland, Russia's northern neighbor. Anyway, no matter what you say, whoever says it makes sense, which makes people confused.

But in general, the Russian bath is also a large bathhouse. This kind of bathhouse is similar to that of Daming, and a huge pool is standard.

Bathrooms in Egypt are different!

Bathrooms are generally not too big and are differentiated by price.

It's like the top-level room that Ding San and the old monkey came to, which is almost a hundred and ten square meters.

There is a pool of about twenty or thirty square meters in the middle of the room!

That's not the point, the point is that this bathroom is dedicated to bathing the two of them.

In other words, the pool that can be stuffed into twenty gentlemen, and now stuff them into them.

Maybe it's because I'm afraid that there are only two people and I'll be lonely in a shower in such a big room. The Egyptians found two young girls very intimately to accompany the two of them to take a bath.

Of course, two chicks is nothing more than a guaranteed number. It belongs to the service staff who must have to open the room!

If you have enough money and want to enjoy enough, you can also call some more beautiful women to take a bath with you.

Perhaps, this is the reason why the bathroom needs 100 square meters. If it's too small, it's really not enough to toss.

People who come down from the battlefield always like to have fun within their means. At this point, even Ding San felt that there was no problem.

Unlike the low-end brothels in Russia, Egyptians are not only cheap but also have considerate service.

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It's not like a Russian girl at all, just take off your pants and do it!

The old monkey found four girls, and the warm water, coupled with the more heart-warming girls, immediately made the tired body and mind fully relaxed.

It's been three years, and their nerves have been tense all the time for three years.

Even if there is no combat mission, it will remain in such a state when it is withdrawn to the rear for temporary rest.

God knows, if someone will sneak through the sentry at the entrance of the camp and rush in and throw explosives bags inside the house.

This kind of thing happened not once or twice, and some troops were negligent and suffered great losses as a result.

Generally, those who do this kind of thing are either Ukrainians who have been bought, or agents who have mixed in.

And some of them just crouch quietly on the side of the road and watch you.

As soon as you walk past where he's looking, the guy will immediately pull out the remote and press the button.

And then......

No then, you're blown up.

Luckily, he was killed on the spot, full of bloody holes, and his death was extremely tragic.

If you're unlucky, it's over.

The whole body of the bomb was full of holes, but it would not die for a while. The most painful thing is that there are two missing parts on the body that were blown up, and the doctor's skills are very superb, and he actually saved him.

Such a life is really worse than death.

No one wants to die, and no one likes to live rather than die.

Therefore, as long as they are still on the front line, everyone will tighten their nerves.

The old monkey and Ding San will even hold a gun when they sleep. As soon as someone suddenly opens the door, they shoot without asking.

There were more than two of them who had such symptoms, so Ming Jun became extremely polite. Knock on any door before entering.

What's more, you need to match the password.

After a three-day stay in Egypt, the brothers spent most of their time in the bathroom.

In Ding San's words, the skin is about to be bald.

When they boarded the yacht again, both of them were a little vain. I believe that in the past three days, they have fully relaxed.

The scenery of the Mediterranean Sea is very beautiful, and seagulls can often be seen flying around the ship wherever passenger ships pass.

If you're lucky, you might even spot dolphins on the bow of the boat.

Both brothers are in the army, and the main place to stay in the European war is Ukraine.

The battle on this side of the Mediterranean, there is simply no chance to participate. The old monkey is okay, he has followed Li Lin to Crete twice.

Ding San had never been to the Mediterranean Sea at all, and even this was his first time on a cruise ship.

He was amazed at everything on the sea.

He didn't expect the ship to be so big, nor did he expect that the ship would serve all kinds of food at any time and in unlimited quantities.

From Arab pastries to beef stew with a strong western twist, there's something for everyone.

Even, in an independent restaurant, Ding San and the old monkey can still eat pork knuckle!

This is something you can't even think of in Egypt!

If you dare to eat pork knuckle, you may be able to provoke a popular uprising. Don't look at the Egyptians who are as docile as sheep on weekdays, but they really touch the true god they worship, they really want to fight with you.

In this case, it is indeed a bit powerful to get a fresh pork knuckle on the boat.

Not counting the elbows, there is a huge swimming pool on the foredeck of this cruise ship.

It's a real swimming pool, and the diminutive old monkey has tried it himself. In his words, the water in this pool was up to his chest.

Oh my God, the old monkey is only 1.6 meters when he is full.

Then his chest ......! The owner of the domestic soup spring is really black-hearted!

This swimming pool is said to be a swimming pool, but in fact, it is not much different from a bathing pool.

It's just that swimming on a boat has a different kind of enjoyment. Because, there are a lot of foreign girls swimming in the pool.

I don't know if they traveled by boat, or if they came to this boat specifically to fish for Kaizi.

Anyway, old monkeys and Ding San, who are not good-looking, can also make these blonde and blue-eyed women flatter.

If you are more daring, you will take the initiative to come over to say hello. Let's get out into the water!

Anyway, from Egypt to Crete, the old monkey slept with three white.

Those yellow-haired women are dead set on him.

Everything changes when it comes to Crete!

Crete, unlike other Mediterranean islands, has been officially incorporated into the Ming Dynasty.

If the cruise ship comes here, all non-Ming people are not allowed to get off the ship, including the Ming Dynasty's Japanese people, Koreans, and Jiaozhi people.

The real land of the Ming Dynasty is not allowed for outsiders to set foot in. What's more, Crete is still a military city.

Crete was first a base for the Marine Corps and later became the seat of the Navy's Mediterranean Command.

As the scale of construction grows, so do the buildings on the island. Not only are there many buildings, but also the facilities are also very complete.

Airports, airship landing yards, ship repair yards, etc., these facilities are all available.

Even, the airfield runway on the island is three thousand meters long. It is the airport with the longest runway in the Mediterranean.

Because the runway is long enough, it can even take off and land Kunpeng here.

What's more, there is a ring road on the island. All are high-grade six-lane roads, and the patrol cars of the Marine Corps patrol around Crete every hour.

As long as you find a non-Ming person, you don't need to ask, you just shoot at it, and you don't even need to interrogate.

This can be regarded as the largest military base of the Ming Dynasty in the Eastern Mediterranean.

This time, the old monkey just begged for a robe, found a way to mix up an airship here, and then flew straight to Sevastopol.

In the end, it was the Army, and it was not used to the bumpy life at sea. Even if this day is very beautiful, they are not used to it.

What's more, the vacation is coming to an end, and they are going back to the army to report.

If you continue to travel beautifully, it will definitely be delayed.

The Ming army has strict military law. Even as an officer, it is very miserable to break military regulations.

None of the brothers want to be beaten!

If you want to rush back to the army in time, the most convenient way is to take an airship.

If there is one piece of equipment that has changed the most in the war, it is the airship.

First of all, the small airships that were originally used for reconnaissance were all eliminated.

The reason is simple, even if it is a small airship, the flight speed is still very impressive.

At this kind of flight speed, it will be finished when it encounters an anti-aircraft cannon.

And now the reconnaissance tasks on the front line have been completely handed over to the aircraft.

Now the nature of the airship's mission has undergone a fundamental change.

Airships are now mainly used to transport supplies, and when they are on the battlefield, they are mainly responsible for establishing supply points about ten kilometers behind the battlefield.

And the more massive airship can transport dozens of tons of supplies from outside the battlefield at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour.

The main task of the Ming army's airship unit now is the delivery of strategic materials.

After all, the speed of the airship is still better than that of the freight train.

Moreover, airships are not limited by terrain. You can quickly establish a supply point on the field battlefield.

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