Chapter 626: Uncle Skinny and Uncle Fat

Two men, one tall and one short, were holding a sack in their hands, a tall and thin oak bamboo pole, and a short and fat round like a fat winter melon.

The two of them were bowing their heads and discussing.

The fat man was depressed: "Brother, don't forget it, that little one is not very easy to look at." ”

The thin man was also worried: "Brother, what you said is very right, and that big talk sounds a little mentally retarded." ”

Small Dark Cub, Big Ancestral Spirit: "......"

The two looked left and right, and in addition to the two of them, there seemed to be only two men in their twenties and thirties behind them.

The fat man scratched his itchy elbow irritably.

"It has been repeatedly emphasized above that there must be high standards and high requirements, although the big and the small are both very good-looking, but what is the use of a good-looking brain that is more mentally retarded than a good-looking?"

The thin man hesitated: "Brother, could it be that they accidentally discovered us and deliberately pretended to be?" ”

Fat man: "Brother, then let's try and test again?" ”

Thin man: "How to tempt?" ”

The fat man's mouth is relatively large, and when he grins, the corners of his mouth are almost to the root of his ears.

Cubs and Ancestral Spirits: "......"

The two inhuman cubs glanced at each other, and saw in each other's eyes the thought that "shouldn't they be the one with the problem with their brains?"

After glancing at each other, the two quickly fell on the two sacks held by the fat man and the thin man.

Without waiting for the two to talk to them, the cub couldn't help but be curious and ask them first.

"Uncle Fat, Uncle Skinny, are you going to hold the sack for something?"

The fat man and the thin man were stunned for a moment, and looked up at the two children in front of them.

The thin and the fat were equally shocked.

"You...... You ......"

The thin man is a brother, and it is rare to react faster.

"That's right! Children, we are the bad guys who specialize in catching children, and this sack is for the two of you! ”

The fat man grinned with a big mouth, and took the opportunity to put on a big red lipstick, and one mouth looked red and big, like a big-mouthed monster.

The cub and the ancestral spirit are both non-human, and the two of them see the essence through the phenomenon at a glance.

Although these two people are not good people, they are not heinous bad people.

Even the aura around them is very soft, obviously not as bad as they say.

The cub couldn't help but sigh: "Uncle Fat, Uncle Thin, why are you pretending to be a bad person?" ”

The fat man and the thin man exchanged a look: there was a problem with the brain and there was no running!

I didn't see them take out the sacks, and they also said that they were bad people who specialized in catching children!

Though...... This is their first day on the job, and they are very unskilled in the business, and they are still a little nervous, but ...... They promised each other that they would get a lot of money when they came to the door with their performance!

The thin man has average facial features, but because he is tall and thin, when he stares at him with a tiger face, the average child will be scared to cry when he sees it.

The cub and the ancestral spirit looked at the thin man with a "fierce face", and their brows furrowed tighter than the other.

The cub asked Zu Ling: "Zu Baobao, what is he doing?" ”

The ancestral spirit was awkward, and talked to the cub with a straight face.

"Don't call me Zubao, I said I've been asleep for thousands of years! Call me...... Uncle Zu! And also...... I don't know what he's doing. ”

Without waiting for the cub to speak, Zu Ling asked the cub again.

"I've just entered the world and don't know much about everything, haven't you been in the world for a while? You don't know anything either? ”

The cub straightened his chubby body, and the little milk voice was called a tsundere.

"How is that possible? Cubs know everything. ”

Zu Ling: "Then what do you mean by this thin man trying to widen his eyes and grin his teeth?" ”

The cub scratched his cerebellum and coughed, and his big eyes swirled around in his sockets.

"Maybe it's not healthy, and I suddenly got sick."

Zu Ling: "......"

The thin man listened to the conversation between the two children, and his head was beating suddenly.

"I'm calling this a fierce face! I'm fierce! I'm scaring you! ”

Cub: "...... Do you call this a scare? ”

Zu Ling felt that the thin man was telling the truth, but this little expression really didn't scare them.

The thin man was dissatisfied with the cub's performance: "Yes! Isn't that scared? Do you have to use a knife for you? ”

The cub was curious: "Uncle Skinny, you still brought a knife?" ”

The fat man immediately pulled out a switchblade from his trouser pocket, the first time he used this prop, he was not skilled in business, and when the switchblade popped out, he almost didn't get his jaw bloody.

He was so frightened that he came to the quintessence of the country.

"!"

The thin man looked at one and took the switchblade and waved it a few times in front of the cub.

"See! Are you afraid? ”

Cub: "What's there to be afraid of?" ”

Skinny: "......"

The fat man took out a small fruit knife from his pocket, pointed the tip of the knife straight at the cub, and opened his mouth wide to make a vicious sound.

"What about this, are you afraid?"

The cub directly stretched out his little fat hand to touch it, and the fat man was startled, and quickly put the little dagger back, and then quickly talked to the thin man.

"Brother, I'm sure, there's really something wrong with this little brain!"

The thin man's gaze fell on Zu Ling, who looked at him expressionlessly.

The thin man was tired: "This big thing is undoubtedly mentally retarded!" The little one was threatened and frightened, he was expressionless, isn't it mentally retarded? ”

The corner of Zu Ling's mouth twitched: "I'm not mentally retarded. ”

The thin man put away the switchblade, and he didn't bother to look at him.

"My brother is drunk and always says he's not drunk, he's sober! A truth! ”

Zu Ling: "......"

With regret on their faces, the two put away the switchblade and the small dagger, and stuffed the open sack into the plastic bag that they had taken out of their trouser pockets.

Thin man: "Let's go, go back and tell someone, one big and one small have intelligence problems, and it should be forgotten what hatred and resentment!" ”

Fat man: "Brother is right! Walk! ”

The fat man and the thin man just took two steps and turned back together, then glanced at each other, and walked towards the cub and the ancestral spirit with helpless faces.

The cub asked Zu Ling, "Have they changed their minds again?" ”

Zu Ling: "Maybe." ”

But these two ordinary people seem to have a really ...... IQ It's hard to say a word, where will you change your mind and arrest them?

He exchanged a look with the cub, and they decided to wait for the two to catch them, and they tried to cooperate, and then went to see who was behind the two brothers with indescribable intelligence.

As a result, the thin man and the fat man walked up to the two, the fat man took the hand of the ancestor spirit, and the thin man picked up the cub and showed a very gentle and kind smile.

"Little sister, my uncle will send you to the police. Your IQ ...... It's easy to be tricked by bad guys outside! ”

The fat man chimed in: "That's it!" ”

It is rare for cubs and ancestral spirits to be stunned at the same time.

Then the two of them were really held by the fat man and the thin man one by one, and it took half an hour to walk to the nearest police station.

The police comrade was nervous at the first time he saw the thin man and the fat man, and then quickly gave a look to the colleague next to him.

The colleague understood and quietly retreated into a nearby office.

The thin man wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Comrade policeman, we found that these two children have brain problems and have lost them with their families, so please help find their families." ”

The fat man walked out of breath and rubbed his legs from time to time.

"Yes, yes, yes! The sooner the better, or you'll be caught by the bad guys. ”

After he finished speaking, he raised his arm again to tickle, and the cub's sharp eyes saw his blue and white striped clothes inside.

The cub in that dress had been seen many times in Uncle Gu's hospital, and it was the clothes that only patients wore.

"Fat uncle, are you a sick person?"

The thin man and the fat man changed their faces in a second, and at the same time, the police comrades scooped up the cubs, grabbed the ancestral spirit, and took them back several meters to distance themselves from the thin and fat man.