There is a good saying: if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves.

Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace, full of treasures, is the bricks on the ground, and it is also made of high-quality white jade, the fairy power is huge, just take out a piece, it is estimated that it can make the head of an ordinary immortal beat a dog's head.

But these are too ordinary for Huang Shiren.

Since you're here, you're going to get something good to go back.

As soon as the goods looked up, they stared at the dozens of gourds flying on the main hall of Tushi Palace.

In this, it is definitely Jindan, and it is a high-grade Jindan.

Huang Shiren observed carefully and found that although these dozens of gourds were all golden and light, they were also different.

Although it is an average size and an ordinary appearance, the mouth of the gourd is very different, some of the mouths are made of gold, some are jade, and only a few are blocked with a ball of fairy talismans.

Huang Shiren has scraped so much land, and in his experience, scarcity represents a fine product. The gourd blocked with a charm obviously looked much better than the other two.

Huang Shiren said secretly, for Taishang Laojun, the ordinary golden pill is not disdainful at all, at least it is more than seven turns, it seems that the gold is the mouth, it must be the seventh turn, the jade is the mouth, it is the eighth turn, as for the immortal mansion to make the mouth, it is obviously the ninth turn!

Huang Shiren counted them, and obediently dripped, there were as many as twelve!

Sent it, sent it.

Lao Huang laughed badly, slapped the heavenly spirit, and released the purple-robed evil corpse.

"Erhuang, let you do something?" Huang Shiren smiled.

Huang Shiren's evil corpse glanced around. Naturally, I understood what Huang Shiren meant.

"I'm not going!?" Erhuang shook his head.

"Don't go for Mao?!Look at it, how many gold pills?" Huang Shiren whispered.

"There are a lot of golden pills, but under the nose of that old man, how can you get it!?" Er Huang frowned.

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Silly you, hold your breath with that purple qi, it's naturally okay." ”

Erhuang thought for a moment. "What's the benefit?"

"Rub, you still tell me about the benefits!? If you don't do it, I'll let Sanhuang come! When we're done, let's go down the mountain and find a few beautiful women......

"Okay, okay. I'll do it, I'll do it!" Er Huang heard that there was a woman, and he smiled. With a shake of his body, a purple aura flew out of the old yellow body, and Er Huang drilled into the purple aura, and the space was slightly distorted, and it disappeared immediately.

"Oh!?Brother Xian, what did you just do?Why do I think someone has entered my Doushi Palace!?" Taishang Laojun was concentrating on alchemy, and suddenly felt his heart moved, and he was very uneasy.

"Pull you down! You Tushi Palace, who the hell dares to come in!? Fang is bored, let go of his Yuan Shen to come out to experience and experience. Time is precious. An inch of time is an inch of gold, isn't it?"

Taishang Laojun was willing to believe the words of this slut, and used his divine sense to check the Tushi Palace, and found nothing abnormal, so he turned his head and continued to do things.

I have to hurry up and practice these three nights of Dharma body. Then send them away, if they stay here, they will have many dreams at night. Taishang Laojun said secretly.

Huang Shiren sat behind Taishang Laojun, looking at the top of his head while looking at Taishang Laojun's expression.

But seeing that the dozens of gourds were originally flying in a circle in an order, suddenly one of them staggered in the middle. Suddenly stopped.

"Huh?" The vibration of this space suddenly alerted Taishang Laojun, and he hurriedly wanted to check, but was dragged by Huang Shiren: "Taishang, you are not so fucking busy with your affairs, why are you half-hearted!?

"Die! I promised you, absolutely do what I say, just now I think this Tushi Palace is a little abnormal......"

"Don't make excuses, hurry up and practice!" Huang Shiren yawned, shook his body, and said, "I'm tired of sitting, move!"

Then, the cargo jumped up and down, making a series of movements.

Taishang Laojun was upset by him, and turned his head again.

But when he saw the gourd, the mouth of the gourd opened, and a hand stretched out in the space, took out all the golden pills inside, and then returned to the original state.

Huang Shiren was very happy, and the movement became bigger and bigger.

Seven seven forty-nine hours have passed.

In the Tushi Palace, Huang Shiren was lying on the futon, smiling evilly, muttering there: "Twelve gourds, ten for each gourd, that is one hundred and twenty, rub, good, good." ”

"What one hundred and twenty!?" said Taishang Laojun.

"It's nothing, I just owe someone a favor, damn it, plus you, a whole hundred and twenty!"

"You slut still has some conscience, you owe people family favors, remember to pay it back!" Taishang Laojun smiled.

"That's a must!" Huang Shiren nodded.

"It's time!" Taishang Laojun suddenly looked happy, stood up, raised the floating dust, knotted his hand, and shouted: "Gossip positioning, yin and yang fly away, open the furnace!"

The Bagua Zijin Furnace emitted a dragon roar and whistling sound, and the top of the furnace flew up!

Woohoo!

Three streamers flew out of the furnace and landed in the main hall.

Huang Shiren looked at it, it was really the most slanted!

"I rub it! This figure is really made in strict accordance with my imagination! This white and tender, this convex and backward curved, this ......" Huang Shiren's saliva flowed.

"Taishang, close your mother's eyes! or I will shave you!" came out of the three nights and yelled at Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun smiled bitterly: "Three, I closed my eyes when I opened the furnace." ”

"Oh, three ladies, I want to die!" Huang Shiren waved his sleeves, and three sets of clothes flew out of the fairy bag, and after wearing them in three nights, Bi Xiao grabbed Huang Shiren's nose and pulled it over.

"Slut! What's going on!?This body, with its big ends and thin in the middle, is really strange!

"Oh, I'm so blue, this is called the golden ratio, do you know?

"Brother Huang, people think, feel, feel that this dress makes the chest tight!" Qiong Xiao covered her chest and said with a wry smile.

"Oh, I'm good Qiongxiao, that's what I want. You let go, I'll see...... Rub it, such a deep ravine! That, Yunxiao, wipe my nosebleed with a handkerchief!"

"Wipe your head!" snapped, and a slap slapped Huang Shiren's face, revealing a blood-red handprint.

"Clouds. Are you beating me for Mao?!"

"You...... Why are people doing this...... The biggest!?" Yunxiao also covered his chest and said angrily.

"You're the boss, naturally the biggest!" Huang Shiren smiled. He said, "Come on, the three of you, and let me measure it by hand." See if Yunxiao is lying. “

"Die!" the three female colleagues shouted.

This scene is the Dao heart of Taishang Laojun, and it will also fluctuate a little.

This slut is so hateful!

"That, that virtuous brother! The Dharma bodies of the three ladies have already been created, and you have been here for too long, so you will have a long night and a lot ......of dreams," Taishang Laojun said with a wry smile.

"You, are you going to drive me away?" said Huang Shiren.

"That's not what it means......"

"Okay, three ladies, flash!" Huang Shiren patted Taishang Laojun on the shoulder. Said: "Taishang, thank you, in the future, according to what we have discussed, I will definitely not treat you badly." “

Anyway. Pulled three nights, and went away with a smoke.

Taishang Laojun looked at the back and sighed: "I didn't expect this slut to have such an adventure, if it is according to what he said, this god catastrophe will be lively, hehe." Mixed Yuan, don't blame me, I've been looking forward to this thing for countless years. ”

After that, looking at the direction of Zixiao Palace, he smiled yin, suddenly scratched his head again, and said, "Rub, it's strange, why did this slut leave in a hurry?

Before he finished speaking, he heard a clattering sound of landing in the Tushi Palace behind him.

When he turned his face, he saw that the twelve gourds containing the golden pill had fallen to the ground, and the charm on his mouth was gone.

"This is!?" Taishang Laojun's eyes were about to fall to the ground, and a madman broke through it, picked up the gourd, poured it down for a long time, and didn't pour out a single golden pill!

Not just one gourd, but twelve gourds!

"My Nine-Turn Golden Pill!?What about my Nine-Turn Golden Pill!?" Taishang Laojun smoked seven tricks, looked out of the door, and finally understood.

"Huang Shiren! You slut! I want to kill you! My golden pill! My twelve gourds and nine golden pills!" Taishang Laojun's mournful ghost howl resounded through the Bajing Palace.

Five hundred miles away from the Eight Views Palace.

"Brother Huang, don't run so fast, everyone is going to jump out!" Qiong Xiao hugged her chest, panting, although Yunxiao and Bixiao next to her didn't speak, they also made the same movements, their faces were flushed.

"Slut! my brother is dead, and Taishang also has a share, why don't you kill him, but run so fast!?" Bi Xiao gritted his teeth as he shook the mixed yuan golden bucket.

Huang Shiren couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "Daughters-in-law, kill a fart!? That old man is a saint, and he doesn't have your good fruit to eat, besides, he is still of great use to me, and I just took a few things away from him, and if the old man doesn't catch up, we will be miserable." ”

"What did you take?" Bi Xiao said.

Huang Shiren's mouth crooked: "It's nothing, one hundred and twenty nine-turn golden pills." ”

"What!?" Sanxiao Niangniang almost fell off the cloud when she heard this!

Nine turns of the golden pill!?one hundred and twenty!?

"Hurry up, run away!" Bi Xiao and Qiong Xiao didn't shout any more for money, and grabbed Huang Shiren one by one, sacrificed the mixed yuan golden bucket, and slipped away.

"What's going on!" Yunxiao was so angry that he had no choice but to follow.

Great Shang Northern Xinjiang. In a ruined temple.

In the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

"Oh, daughters-in-law, don't ask about what I've done all these years, it's a secret! I assure you, I definitely didn't look for a woman!?" Huang Shiren's voice was extremely painful.

"Really!?"

"Really! Lies are not small!"

"Trust you for now!"

In the temple, Huang Shiren sat on the ground, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was angry at each other.

"By the way, there's one more joyful thing to tell you. Huang Shiren smiled, patted the heavenly spirit, and released the merit list.

"What is this doing?" the third night lady was very puzzled.

"Don't you just look inside?" said Huang Shiren with a smile.

Sanxiao Niangniang injected divine consciousness into the merit list, and her face turned pale suddenly!

"Why, why are these people's primordial spirits here with you!?" especially Yunxiao, who was almost dizzy.

"This, too, is a secret. Huang Shiren smiled, shook the merit list, and released a primordial god.

But seeing that Yuan Shen, a man with a big waist and a round waist, with long hair and floating chests, who else could Zhao Gongming have!?

"Big brother!" Sanxiao looked at the primordial god and cried loudly.

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