The first four and fifth episodes of Huang Shiren robbed His Royal Highness of the red sperm to shine the magic weapon
Let's say that the two masters of the twelve golden immortals in West Kunlun, Chi Jing and Guang Chengzi, took away Yin Jiao and Yin Hong from under Huang Shiren's nose, and knew that Huang Shiren was the most cheap in the world, so he didn't stay long, ran away, and ran for a long time before he fell in a high mountain valley.
The two immortals planned to take Yin Jiao as an apprentice, and the red sperm accepted Yin Hong as an apprentice, and divided them cleanly, and then released the two little highnesses.
Yin Jiao and Yin Hong were young, only to feel confused and staring, and when they opened their eyes, they found that they were not in the Chaoge execution ground, but in the deep valley, and there were two old Taoists sitting in front of them, both of whom were in the style of the fairy family, and they wondered in their hearts.
"Thank you to the two immortal elders for saving your life. Although he couldn't see the other party's origin, as the eldest son, Yin Jiao also knew etiquette and bowed to the two immortals.
Yin Hong next to him, who was young, looked at the two immortals, but showed a frightened expression, grabbed his brother's clothes, and hid behind Yin Jiao's back.
The performance of these two people, Guang Chengzi and Red Sperm saw it in their eyes, and they had different ideas in their hearts.
Guangchengzi was happy, and said secretly: It seems that my choice is good, they all say that the nine sons of Longsheng are different, the two sons of the king of Zhou, Yin Jiao is still a lot stronger than that Yin Hong, just this unruly bearing, there is everyone's demeanor, what a good apprentice. That Yin Hong, but not good, cowardly, in the future to cultivate immortals, I'm afraid it will be difficult to have any big achievements, this apprentice can get it, I have taken a big advantage.
Guang Chengzi was happy, and the red sperm was unhappy over there.
Damn! Senior brother Pingli has a generous appearance, and he can't imagine that there are a lot of flowers and intestines! This Yin Jiao and Yin Hong are personal, and a clear-eyed person can understand at a glance that Yin Jiao is far better than Yin Hong! We have rolled these two highnesses together, why should he Guangchengzi pick a good one and leave a bad one for me! No!
These two immortals have been practicing for countless years, and they have not accepted apprentices, so they attach great importance to the matter of accepting apprentices.
Guang Chengzi's heart was as careful as hair, and when he saw that the red sperm was unhappy, he could guess his thoughts, but he didn't see it.
"Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, do you know who the two of us are?" Guang Chengzi looked at Yin Jiao and Yin Hong and smiled.
The two highnesses have lived in the palace since the bottom, and even the Taoist has never seen a few, how to recognize these two people, and was about to answer, when he suddenly heard a sneer from behind.
"Your mother, two human trafficking liars, do you still need to know their names?"
This sneer, with incomparable cunning and incomparable contempt, shocked Guang Chengzi and Red Sperm!
Yin Jiao Yin Hong hurriedly turned his head, only to see three people appear under an ancient cypress tree behind him.
A Taoist priest in the middle, skinny as wood, with an obscene face, wearing a fiery red robe, on the left is a hairy monkey, with a golden helmet and golden armor, a small skirt with tiger skin around his waist, and a big stick in his hand, and a pink child on the right, wrapped in a fiery red belly pocket, wearing a pair of tiger skin mesh stockings on his legs, holding a spear in his hand, and stepping on Hot Wheels.
These three people, at a glance, are really scratching bags and, and their eyes are full of heat!
There can be such a virtuous surname in the world, who else can do it except Huang Shiren's master and apprentice?
"Master, these two bastards are too fucking black goods! Old shameless, the wrinkles on their faces actually kidnap two children with fine skin and tender flesh, thinking that there is a good chance that they will run to the cave and explode the child's chrysanthemum, and do some shameless things!"
"Wukong, have you become so smart!?"
"Master, I've always been so smart, you don't usually notice it. ”
"Master, these two scoundrels are really hateful, how can they do such a dirty thing when they are so old!?
"Nezha is right, they expound the teachings, one by one upright gentlemen, do things, but they are stealing chickens and dogs, for the teacher heard that their master Yuan Shi Tianzun knocked on the widow's door to dig the grave of the household, gave chrysanthemums to Taishang Laojun, pouted the ass to the mixed yuan, the upper beam is not right and the lower two are crooked, what kind of master will produce what kind of apprentice. ”
...... The three masters and apprentices stood under the tree, pointing at Guang Chengzi and Red Sperm, and said something really earth-shattering.
When His Royal Highnesses Yin Jiao and Yin Honger heard these words, they naturally understood the meaning, their faces turned pale with fright, and they involuntarily retreated, far away from Guangchengzi and Red Sperm, for fear that these two old Taoists would do that kind of shameless thing.
Huang Shiren's words can make Guang Chengzi and Red Sperm so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently and smoked in the seven orifices.
The two of them, as twelve golden immortals, are famous all over the world, who doesn't know who doesn't know!?
"Huang Shiren! You can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth! If you talk nonsense again, Poor Dao will tear your mouth!" The red sperm was so angry that he stood up with a bang, and faced Huang Shiren, his eyes were wide and he was about to move.
Huang Shiren naturally recognized this red sperm and smiled.
His overall impression of red sperm is not bad. In the Romance of the Gods, the red sperm did not appear much, and his subordinate Yin Hong was a disciple, preaching the Tao, and letting Yin Hong go down the mountain to assist Jiang Ziya, who knew that Yin Hong was picked up by Shen Gong Leopard, and turned against the water, and used the Yin-Yang Mirror, the treasure of the town cave, given by the Red Sperm, to cause countless casualties among the Xiqi soldiers and horses, even the Red Sperm could not get his own magic weapon, and in the end, it was Taishang Laojun who made a move, and used the Taiji Diagram to collect the Yin-Yang Mirror and kill Yin Hong. The red sperm was very sad about this, and cried a lot, and he can be regarded as a loving and righteous master.
"Senior brother......" Guang Chengzi saw that the red sperm was about to make a move, and hurriedly stopped it.
In terms of cultivation, Huang Shiren is not the opponent of the red sperm, let alone the opponent of Guangchengzi, but this slut is not ordinary now, there are many magic weapons, he has a black heart, and he is the master of Taoism, plus the two apprentices beside him, they are both Da Luo Jin Immortals, and the two of them fight with each other, and the chance of winning is not great.
Guang Chengzi is a steady person, not good at killing, and if he can solve it peacefully, he will try to solve it peacefully.
"Sect Leader Huang, what do you mean by that?" Guang Chengzi stood up, looked at Huang Shiren, and smiled slightly.
"What do you mean? I want to ask you, what does this mean?" Huang Shiren pointed to Yin Jiao and Yin Hong.
Guang Chengzi said with a smile: "Poor Dao and his junior brother traveled everywhere, came to Chaoge, and saw that the two highnesses had the worry of their surnames, and this heaven had the virtue of a good life, so they saved it, and wanted to stay in the cave to accept them as apprentices, not only saved people, but also taught the Tao, isn't it beautiful?"
"Oh. Lao Huang nodded, made a picture of understanding, and said: "Guangchengzi Daoyou is really doing a good thing! Hey, I want to ask, do you people like to do such a lack of morality!?"
"Sect Leader Huang is a bastard when he says this!, how can Poor Dao do something immoral!?" Guang Chengzi heard this, even if he was broad-minded, he was so angry that he couldn't do it.
Good old Huang, he laughed cheaply, and said: "Guangchengzi, these two little highnesses are the princes of the Great Shang, with parents and ministers, extremely noble, do people say that they want to worship you two as teachers? !
"Poor Dao, that's to save them!"
"Bullshit!Who let you save it!?We are the civil and military of the Great Shang and Manchu Dynasty, hundreds of people, and they are much more capable, but if you can save it, we can't save it?!"
"Huang Shiren! How do you know your plans! Poor people don't need so much consideration to save people!"
"Guang Chengzi, you don't know what other people are planning, so don't do things indiscriminately! This is like two husbands and wives upside down in bed, and you dog stretched out your foot and ran away after rolling up other people's daughters-in-law, isn't it a lack of virtue!?"
"You!" In terms of cultivation, Guangchengzi is far above Huang Shiren, but in terms of lip service, even a Guangchengzi can't say a Huang Shiren!
Angry, Guang Chengzi blushed and had a thick neck, and he didn't know what to say.
"Dao Chief, who are you?" Yin Jiao listened to these words, and felt that He Dao Chang was extraordinary, and heard him say that he was a big businessman, and his heart was cordial.
"Hehe, Your Highness, I am Huang Shiren, the national teacher of the Great Shang!" Huang Shiren put on a cute expression.
"Huang Shiren!?" Yin Jiao couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard Huang Shiren's name.
Although Ping Yueli grew up in the palace, the two royal highnesses have heard too many stories of Huang Shiren from the queen mother Jiang Niangniang, the queen mother said that this Huang Shiren is long, the ability is to the sky, is a strong man, and more importantly, for the sake of the community, he is a great hero!
"Participate in the national teacher!" Yin Jiao led Yin Hong, knelt on his knees, and kowtowed to Huang Shiren.
"Good. All well-behaved. Don't be afraid, with me, I will definitely ensure the safety of the two highnesses!" Huang Shiren held up the second highness and smiled.
Yin Jiao Yin Hong obediently stood behind Huang Shiren.
"What a Huang Shiren! dare to ruin our good deeds!" When the red sperm saw this situation, he felt that it was not good, and became furious.
"Red sperm, why am I doing a good thing for you!?"
"Huang Shiren, these two sons have been accepted as apprentices by us, and if you are like this, it will be a good thing for us!"
Huang Shiren sneered, turned his face to Yin Jiao Yin Hong and said, "Your Royal Highness, do you want to recognize these two shameless guys as teachers?"
"No!" the two little highnesses said in unison.
Huang Shiren laughed and said to the red sperm: "Your mother's face is thick-skinned! People don't want to, do you want the overlord to be hard on the bow!?"
"You slut!" The red sperm was so angry that he couldn't stand this slut's face anymore, and with a wave of his hand, he showed his magic weapon!
As soon as this magic weapon comes out, there will be thousands of golden lights and thousands of rui qi!
In the light gas, a mirror appeared, only to see that this mirror has two sides, yin and yang, the yin side is white, the yang side is red, the white side is extremely gloomy, but the red side is exuding incomparably warm air.
The red sperm holds the mirror in his hand, and the evil breath is all over the sky!
Huang Shiren looked at the mirror, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
For the treasure of red sperm, Lao Huang is definitely very familiar.
Red sperm, this baby, it's not good!
(To be continued)