Chapter Forty-Eight: Unintelligible Jokes
Chapter Forty-Eight: Unintelligible Jokes The Fire Red Forest, the Fire Red Forest, Xiang Tianheng and the others came to the periphery of the forest. Looking at the towering trees, the fiery red leaves, swaying in the wind, I can't help but feel refreshed in my heart, there are endless dangers lurking in this boundless forest, all kinds of spirit beasts, fierce beasts, everything is an unknown existence.
"Let's separate here!" said Xiang Tianheng. "Fatty, you are responsible for sending Mengxin home, and my second element god body can also leave. Anyway, everyone can be by my side, but he can't!"
"Haha...... It's because your Yuan Shen Body cultivation is too strong to be too strong with you, and I'm not happy!" the fat man grinned.
Yuan Shenti glared at the fat man, pointed at himself, and said, "From today onwards, I am no longer Xiang Tianheng, that skeleton is Xiang Tianheng, I am Tian Feng, we don't know each other." ”
After speaking, Tian Feng rose to the sky, turned into a meteor, and disappeared into the sky.
"I said Lao Xiang! You pretend to be weird, and if you say you turn your face, you will turn your face. The fat man patted Xiang Tianheng, wearing a black robe, wearing a hat, and his whole body was wrapped tightly. "But you're insidious, keep this person, I guess it will be of great use in the future. ”
"Hey...... Who doesn't want to think about the future. Leave myself on the enemy's side, and if they catch me, I'll be the first to know and run away. Xiang Tianheng smiled yinyin. "Let's go, too!"
"I'm not leaving, I'm going to play with you. Meng Xin pouted and said stubbornly.
"Ten thousand years ago, your Purple Family almost wiped out the Five Spirit Clan, if I take you and what they do when they see you, I think they will kill you!" Xiang Tianheng threatened.
"Okay! No, I'm going!" Zi Mengxin is not a girl who is too vexatious, and she knows the stakes and chooses to quit. "However, Xiaobai, you have to be careful. ”
The fat man and the lost Zi Mengxin also turned into a ball of light and disappeared into Xiang Tianheng's field of vision. Leaving only a lonely, lonely skeleton in its place, the green soul fire flickering on and off, clinging to them, he knew that the danger he encountered next could only be carried by himself.
"Fire Charm, let's go. Xiang Tianheng's tone was a little low.
"Okay, let's go!" Huo Mei'er smiled slightly, and led Xiang Tianheng into the fiery red forest.
Before I knew it, the sky was already dark, and the sky was hung with a high round moon, and the moonlight like water shone on the earth, as if a silver wedding dress was draped for the earth.
But this fiery red forest looks particularly eerie under the moonlight, and the huge trees are showing their teeth and claws, and their dark images are devils, which makes people frightened.
"It's getting dark, let's rest for a while and wait until dawn before we leave. "Fire Charm looked around ahead, very vigilant. "We have to be careful, it's like a demon domain at night in the Flaming Red Forest, and we must not take it lightly. ”
Huo Meier's pink hair is particularly conspicuous in the dark night, and her bewitching and hot body is particularly charming and moving under the moonlight. Xiang Tianheng's soul was beating violently unconsciously, and he shook his head violently to eliminate distracting thoughts. I unconsciously had doubts about this beauty. The fact that the Five Spirit Clan was able to let her come out to find the descendants of the Emperor showed that her strength was definitely not simple.
"Huo Mei'er, it's just the two of us left now, is there something to say clearly. Xiang Tianheng looked directly at the woman in front of him. "If I'm not mistaken, your strength is by no means as weak as it seems, I guess you are already a cultivator of Venerable Dacheng!"
"How is it possible, my cultivation is only in the middle stage of Lingtong, and besides, this kind of cultivation is very fast in your human race. A hint of surprise flashed in Huo Mei'er's eyes, and she quickly returned to normal, smiling.
The change in her face did not escape Xiang Tianheng's eyes, and he smiled: "Don't pretend." ”
"Hehe, if I am as powerful as you say, can I still be caught by the Wang family?" This smile was enough to fascinate thousands of young men, but Xiang Tianheng didn't think about it so much, he thought about what kind of person he was hiding under this beautiful appearance.
"When we rescued you, you didn't struggle in the box, and when you came out, you were weak and didn't have a trace of mana, I guess you were drugged and fainted. ”
"You have a lot of imagination, you know that I am not simple, and you still follow me to the Five Spirit Clan, are you not afraid that I will kill you. Huo Mei'er still didn't change her face, and said with a smile.
This woman is not ordinary, it seems that she is very scheming, this is Xiang Tianheng's evaluation of her.
"I learned that your Five Spirit Clan has Five Spirit Beads, and I had to take a risk. You didn't just take me to the Five Spirit Clan based on the fat man's words!"
"What a strange skeleton, hehe, what you said is right, how could I rely on his words to say that you are the reincarnation of the emperor, and I will take you to the Five Spirit Clan. Then I'm not a fool. But the patriarch did ask me to come out to find the emperor's descendants, and when I saw that it was him, I felt sick, and what I hated the most was the fat man. The beautiful face of the fire charm instantly turned cold, and there was a look of jealousy. glanced at Xiang Tianheng, and suddenly said with a sneer: "It's not bad to grab a god bone and go home and give it to the patriarch, it's a bad deal." I'm not going to take that filthy fat man home. ”
Xiang Tianheng, who was smiling, was furious, and said in his heart, this woman's city is not ordinarily deep. Xiang Tianheng is not afraid to treat women, he almost said: "It turns out that you hate fat people!"
Huo Mei'er had a cold face, looked around vigilantly, and no longer paid attention to Xiang Tianheng.
"Now that I'm your concubine, you see I can't escape. Don't you feel bored, I'll tell you a joke!" Xiang Tianheng continued.
"Honestly, don't play tricks, I don't promise I won't kill you. Huo Mei'er sneered, turned her face away, and ignored him.
One day, after Mr. Chan had an infertility check-up at the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check if Mr. Chan's sperm count had decreased. She gave him a small sealed glass jar and told him to go home and pack some samples to bring.
The next day, when Mr. Chan came back, the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.
Mr. Chan explained, "Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement, I tried with my left hand, but it still didn't work, I called my wife to help, and she also tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to get it with her mouth, and still there was no way. Xiang Tianheng said this, stopped, looked at Huo Mei'er, and found that she was listening carefully.
The female doctor's face flushed.
Mr. Chan kept saying, "It just so happened that my cousin came to my house to give gifts, she is relatively young and has good health, so I asked her to help. She also used her hands first, then her mouth, very hard. 」
"Stop, stop!" The female doctor couldn't hold back any longer: "You ask your cousin to help you do this kind of thing~~?"
Mr. Chan said, "She's glad to do it, but she still can't! I'm coming to you to see if you can."
When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily, "Can you do anything?" Xiang Tianheng's voice stopped abruptly.
This made Huo Mei'er anxious, and she was listening to it in a daze, and suddenly it was gone, and she was very angry in her heart. Said anxiously: "Can you do it?"
"I'm tired today, I'll talk about it tomorrow. Xiang Tianheng was happy in his heart, and grabbed her handle.
"Speak quickly!"
"You let me go!"
"Don't you think, do you want to say it? ”
"Can you, can you open the cap. Xiang Tianheng hurriedly said. He didn't want to go overboard and risk his life.
Why didn't she laugh? Oh yes, this wasn't Earth, she didn't understand. Xiang Tianheng patted his head, hating how he forgot this.
"What is a doctor, what is a sperm ?......" Huo Mei'er's moving face was full of doubts.
"This ...... This ......" suddenly is, Xiang Tianheng doesn't know how to say.
"Say it quickly!" Huo Mei'er's curiosity was completely seduced, you must know that a woman's curiosity is very strong, and Xiang Tianheng really has nothing to do now.
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