Chapter 322: Where Are You Going, Dad?
"Do you still not believe that this god is, who leads to the nine heavens, shocks the underworld, crosses the heavens and the earth, and captures yin and yang, the greatest Daluo Heavenly God in the world?"
Lin Yu glanced at him and said coolly: "Which god have you ever seen, wearing a red belly pocket and a bare white belly?"
The little boy's fleshy little face turned red, and he continued to flicker without shame: "Boy, what do you know, this god is indifferent to the world, sticks to his heart, and is not moved by the appearance of the red dust in the world, this is a supreme realm, understand?"
Lin Yu shook his head very frankly, and suddenly made the little fart angry, his milky voice was extremely funny: "Say it, boy, how can you believe in this god?"
Lin Yu's deep eyes moved, and he felt that Li Aoxue behind him was getting closer and closer, and he couldn't help but feel a little flustered in his heart, his dark eyes moved, and he said a little playfully: "Little god stick, it's very simple for you to make me believe in you, if you are a god, it's okay to send the woman behind you, right?!"
The little kid's face was full of pain, he beat his chest, looked at Lin Yu angrily, and said indignantly: "Boy, why are you so cruel! You are forcing this god! Others say that one night of rain and dew is a husband and wife, and one day of husband and wife is a hundred days! You make this god very entangled!"
The corners of Lin Yu's mouth twitched a few times, he was sure that although this guy in front of him looked like a young baby of two or three years old, he was definitely an unscrupulous and filthy uncle in his bones!
"The little immodest one, full of obscenity. Nonsense! See if I don't take you, catch you and soak it in the medicine pool, and refine a supreme elixir?" Li Aoxue behind her got closer and closer, she heard the words of the little god stick, and suddenly her body staggered, and she almost fell from mid-air, the seductive and delicate body wrapped under the red dress trembled, and the proud mountains protruding in front of her were undulating, and she blushed and gritted her teeth.
"The most poisonous woman's heart! I really want to illuminate the moon. It's a shame. The bright moon shines ruthlessly on the river!" The little god stick showed a painful discomfort, and the fat little hands rubbed together, and said viciously: "Boy." This god sees that he has a fate with you. I'm here to help you today. Let you understand the supreme means of this god. After speaking, the fleshy body of the little god stick squirmed a few times and entered Lin Yu's body.
Lin Yu raised his eyes. It's a little funny, his Vajra Immortal Sutra is a world he constructed, and he can't let his body go in, but this little magic stick can come and go freely, which can't help but make Lin Yu smash his mouth, touch his chin, and feel even better about the origin of this little magic stick.
"I looted this too?"
Lin Yu's eyes widened, looking at the colorful profane clothes and bandeau he was holding in an incredible way, his pupils continued to dilate and dilated, he ransacked everything, but he didn't expect to loot all Li Aoxue's underwear, smelling the obscene clothes and the unique girlish fragrance on Xiong, Lin Yu couldn't help but feel a little swaying.
Lin Yu's eyes moved, after all, he was once the top of the list of the famous supreme scoundrels of the academy, his eyes moved, and he understood what the little god stick was paying attention to, his face was slightly red, and he said with a little twist: "Isn't this good?
The little god stick looked at Lin Yu with disdain, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Forget it! There is no one here, who doesn't know who? What kind of purity is pretending?"
Lin Yu was speechless for a while, this little kid is definitely a master in the unscrupulous world, just out of shame, Lin Yu is unattainable.
"Boy, do you want to be caught up by her and beat you up? Then she stripped you of your clothes and hung them on a wooden shelf for people to exhibit? Do you want to lose face, and then be tortured by her and never be able to lift your head?" Seeing Lin Yu, the little god stick shook his head and began to flicker.
I have to say that this guy's flickering is quite effective, whenever he flickers, Lin Yu can't help but think of a picture somewhere, the tiger body can't help but tremble, and finally he still chooses to compromise, he thinks that this is not to blame him, he is a foreshadowing of the future, to save himself.
Bang......
When he came to a mountain peak, Lin Yu punched it without thinking about it, and the violent fist shook the stone cave with a bang, and a terrifying aura in the deepest part of the stone cave suddenly broke out, and the owner of the stone cave rushed out violently, and his voice rang loudly like a bell: "Who is it?
"Wishing you prosperity, all the best, a small gift, not respect. ”
The sound of the little child's milk sounded from a distance, accompanied by the white-haired man, and saw a white profane robe floating over, falling into the hands of the white-haired man, the white-haired man was originally gloomy, and when he received the profane clothes in his hand, his face turned red for a while.
"Brother, don't go so fast!
The white-haired man looked at Lin Yu's back, waved the dirty clothes in his hand, did not take away a cloud, and shouted, but it was a pity that Lin Yu ran very fast and did not have the slightest intention of stopping.
"This guy is really a good person! He doesn't have a name for doing good deeds, but this thing is too much, right?!
"Bang ......"
At this time, a white palm lifted him out in embarrassment, Li Aoxue was like an angry wild lion, her snow-white palm, clutching her white clothes, her delicate body was trembling.
"Lin Yu, Xiao is not serious, the old lady is inseparable from you!" The sharp voice pierced the sky violently.
Lin Yu, who was stepping on the seven-colored bird, shook his tiger body, looked at the little god stick with a lewd smile on his shoulder, and said a little weakly: "Why do I have a trembling feeling, otherwise why don't you lose it?"
He stared at Lin Yu with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel, and said in a milky voice: "A man is ambitious in all directions, and he was angry and trying to be strong at that time, how can he easily give up halfway because of a little difficulty? How can you get ahead like this, how can you spread your wings and fly high?"
The corners of Lin Yu's mouth twitched, this bastard! How could the words that were originally so generous and righteous become so brazen in his mouth?
"Wishing you prosperity and great fortune. Blessings such as the East China Sea, Shoubi Nanshan. ”
"Roar, roar, rise! Wherever the god passed, the four sides screamed, and the heavens and the earth moved. ”
"Little little god, wave your little hand to give gifts, you laugh and I laugh, only the madwoman who is angry croaks ......"
Standing on Lin Yu's shoulders, the fleshy little feet kept jumping, the little god stick seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, dancing excitedly, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a two- or three-year-old child, but the more he looked, the more he looked like an unscrupulous uncle.
"Boom ......"
There was a loud bang behind him, followed by a scream, for this kind of sound over time, Lin Yu was already numb, he looked at the little god stick with Li Aoxue's close-fitting clothes on his head, and was enjoying himself, Lin Yu couldn't help but feel embarrassed, this guy is really shameless to the extreme.
The two of them walked around, and they had approached the gate of Kun Courtyard, Lin Yu turned around, his pupils contracted slightly, and he squinted his eyes and asked angrily: "Bastard? ”
The little god's fat little face was crossed, and his big eyes were watery and moving, and he looked pitiful, pulling the corners of Lin Yu's clothes. "Slap ......" Lin Yu slapped him unceremoniously on the back of the head, and said coldly: "Little improper, it's useless for you to pretend to be pitiful here, I don't know how shameless and obscene you are? ”
Seeing that this trick was useless, the little god stick immediately changed his face, played the god stick again, and said in a decent manner: "Boy, I see that your bones are wonderful, he will meet the Master one day, and he will leap into the dragon for nine days, and you have also seen the means of this god, it is definitely unprecedented and unprecedented, you see what a terrifying woman, this god shot, it is easy to get it, the kid opportunity is in front of you, you take advantage of it yourself." The little god stick god chattered, but the milky voice made people laugh.
"This remaining piece of profane clothes, the master reluctantly helped you accept it, and the things that will be the teacher in the future will be for the teacher, and your things will also be for the teacher, boy, you are very lucky!
"You unscrupulous guy, don't fool around here, you don't know how many pounds and taels you have? Young Master Ben doesn't have so much time for you to be idle, that woman has gotten rid of it, and now you are safe, we will go half of the road to the sky." "The number of people who came to the cadre courtyard also increased, Lin Yu was really defeated by the shamelessness of this little god, and he didn't want to stay with this guy for a minute, and when the words fell, he sped up his steps and left.
"Senior Lin Yu is a good ......"
"Senior Lin Yu is so handsome......"
At this moment, it is class time, on the path of listening to Fengzhai, there are a lot of students coming and going, Lin Yu's name has already been thunderous in the Qianyuan, walking on the road at this moment, many pure and energetic school girls greeted him shyly, secretly sending Qiubo, Lin Yu touched his nose, and felt a little proud in his heart.
"Daddy, where are you going?"
Suddenly, the smile on Lin Yu's face stiffened, and the little god stick ran out of nowhere, pulling Lin Yu's clothes, looking at Lin Yu with big eyes and a childlike face, and shouted timidly. As soon as he shouted, the people around him who were rushing to class all stopped, staring at him and the little god stick curiously. (To be continued......)