Chapter 3: The Princess is Robbed
Yanjing Tianluo Album - Heroes Save the Beauty Scroll
Chapter 3: The princess is robbed
"No, I'm not drunk, I, I, I'm not drunk......" Yan San and Mei Lindong talked nonsense, the wine was poured cup by cup, and in the end, he didn't know how much wine he drank, anyway, there were wine bottles all over the ground.
Yan San was drunk like mud, and he looked at things like a double shadow, on the contrary, Mei Lindong was not drunk at all, the more he drank, the more energetic he became, and the more he drank, the more energetic he became.
In the end, Yan San "snapped", and was so drunk that the whole person fell on the table, and desperately opened his drunken eyes, and muttered: "I, I, I'm not drunk, old, old man, again, have another glass, today, today, tonight, I, I, we, we, let's put the flowers, flowers all over the building, drink, drink, drink a fine light." Milk, milk, grandma's bear, flowers, flowers are full of buildings, flowers are full of buildings, flowers are full of buildings, yes, where is it, which black-hearted boss, black-hearted boss open, open, enter, admission, entrance fee, unexpectedly, actually collect Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu ten taels of gold, I, I not, I have to drink, drink poor They can't ......" This guy is really drunk, and he has a big tongue when he talks.
“...... West, West Niangpi, old, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu next time, next time, encounter, meet this, this black-hearted, black-hearted boss, boss, old, Lao Tzu, non, non to his clothes, clothes stripped, peeled, hanged, hung at the gate of Yanjing City, let, let him light, bare ass, bare ass, bare ass, bask in the sun!" Yan San, who had a big tongue, couldn't open his eyes in the end, fell on the table, and fell asleep.
Seeing Yan San's bearish appearance, Mei Lindong just smiled and shook his head, and the beautiful girls who accompanied the two of them also pursed their lips and chuckled, Yan San is really a pistachio, and during this banquet, I don't know how many times I made everyone laugh.
"Ha, ha, in Yanjing, there are still people who dare to say that they will hang me naked on the city gate. At this moment, a laugh rang out, and a man walked in, he was the owner of the flower building.
Mei Lindong couldn't sit still, smiled faintly, and said, "I've drunk enough wine, I should also go." ”
"Looking at the teacher's face, I am in a good mood. The owner of the flower building said with a smile.
Mei Lindong took a sip of the fragrant tea sent by the girl, smiled, and said: "It's been a long time since I've been so happy, this kid is interesting." ”
The master of Huamanlou looked at Yan San, who was sleeping on the table, smiled, and said, "The master of the Shangbing family left in a hurry so soon, what happened to Yanjing." ”
"Why do you knowingly ask, such a big thing, you don't know about it?" said Mei Lindong.
The owner of Huamanlou shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm just curious, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, who dares to touch the tiger's whiskers." Who does the teacher think did it?"
Mei Lindong said lightly: "Whoever did it, we don't need to worry about it, Emperor Wu knows it in his heart." Someone is playing with fire, and if they are not careful, they will **. ”
The owner of Huamanlou didn't say anything else, just touched his chin, as if he was thinking about something.
"It's time for me to go, and I'll come back next time I have time. Merlindon smiled and stood up.
"What about this kid, why don't he spend the night with me tonight. The owner of the building looked at Yan San, who was asleep.
Mei Lindong said: "Qirui, take this little brother into the carriage, let's give him a ride, and send him back to the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs." ”
A guard standing at the door answered, stepped forward to pick up Yan San and walked out.
"The teacher is taking care of this child, and I have rarely seen you take such care of a junior. The owner of Huamanlou couldn't help but be surprised, he didn't expect Mei Lindong to be so fond of a young man, you know, Mei Lindong is a person with a very high status, in Yanjing, there are few people who can ride in the carriage with him. Even if the prime minister and a high-ranking official at the level of Shangshu see him, he has to nod his head.
Mei Lindong smiled and said, "This kid is a little interesting. With that, he walked outside.
"By the way, Tang Xihua, in my opinion, next time this little brother comes, you'd better not collect the venue fee, maybe one day, you will really be hung on the city gate with your bare buttocks. Mei Lindong walked to the door and said with a smile.
The owner of Huamanlou laughed and said, "I'm waiting for someone to hang me naked at the gate of the city to bask in the sun." ”
"Then you are ready, maybe someone is really lawless, and when the time comes, you will be very embarrassed. Merlindon smiled and left.
The owner of Huamanlou shrugged his shoulders and gave a few orders, and he also left.
I don't know how long I slept, Yan San finally woke up, as soon as he woke up, Yan San's first feeling was inappropriate, the first feeling he gave him was that what he was under was not the hard-tied wooden bed in the Provincial Courtyard of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but a particularly soft velvet bed.
Yan San looked around and found himself lying on a large bed, tasseled tent, velvet quilt. Yan San was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was dreaming, so he got up in a hurry.
After getting up, Yan San found himself in a very luxurious bedroom, Yan San was strange, and muttered: "What the hell is this place, why did I come here, Old Man Mei, I obviously remember drinking in Huamanlou." ”
"Squeak", the door opened, and a small official walked in outside, holding hot water, this little official Yan San recognized, it was the little official of the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs.
"Master, you woke up and slept well. "This little official is the little official who was squeezed by Yan San when he first arrived at the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs, at this time, this little official nodded and was respectful.
"Very well, what kind of bird place is this, how did I get here. "Yan San is strange, this little official is here, this should be the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs.
"Heh, heh, Lord Earl, you old nobleman is so forgetful, this is the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs. At this time, a pot-bellied man walked in outside, looking like an oily intestine and fat brain.
"Who are you?" Yan San had never seen this pig before, and glanced at him.
"Heh, heh, my lord, I am the person in charge of the Taiwan Provincial Hospital. Heh, heh, a few days ago, the idiots below had some misunderstandings and let you live in such a low-level place, so the little one specially taught them a lesson and gave you a change to the top guest room in the courtyard. Only such a room is worthy of your status as an earl. I don't know if you're not satisfied, Lord Earl?" the man nodded cautiously.
"Satisfied, of course satisfied. However, have your brains burned out and you actually changed me to such a good room, I declare first, don't want to cheat Lao Tzu's money, even if you give me a better room, I won't pay a penny more. "Yan San is strange, the Taiwan Provincial Institute is so good, how could he change such a good room for him, it won't be because he wants to make his money.
"No, no, Lord Earl, please be careful, all your food and accommodation expenses in the Taiwan Provincial Court will be paid by the Taiwan Provincial Court. You are a nobleman, an earl, and the Taiwan Provincial Court has the obligation to entertain you. It's the dog slave below who is blind and doesn't know that you are the earl, so I'm slacking you old man. The person in charge hurriedly explained.
In fact, Yan San didn't know much about officialdom, and as soon as the person in charge explained it, Yan San really thought that the nobles of the Hanba Empire had such treatment. So, he nodded and said, "That's good." Yan San didn't think much about it, anyway, he didn't pay for it, so he couldn't live in vain.
"By the way, I remember that I was drinking in Huamanlou, who sent me back. Yan San then remembered yesterday's incident and asked.
"Heh, heh, last night you were a little drunk, Lord Earl, and you were sent back by the guards. The person in charge said busily.
It's strange that he is drunk, Yan San knows that he must be drunk, and Yan San doesn't mention much about his own troubles, so he said: "Have you seen an old man Mei who is with me, that old man who is lustful." ”
Yan San asked casually, and asked the person in charge of the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs in shock, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Heh, heh, Lord Earl, small, small, small didn't see it, I saw Lord Mei and his old man." ”
This frightened the person in charge, in Yanjing, he should dare to say this about Mei Lindong, unless that person doesn't want to live anymore, this guy actually said Mei Lindong so casually. This made the person in charge more careful, and he didn't know what the relationship between Yan San and Mei Lindong was, which must not be offended.
Because Yan San didn't know anything about officialdom, of course he didn't know what Mei Lindong's identity was, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Of course, Yan San didn't know that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Provincial Court of Foreign Affairs were respectful to him because of Mei Lindong's relationship.
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