In the ninety-second episode, Huang San shouted to his father-in-law Su Hu to cut his son-in-law
In April of the eighth year of the king of Dashang, Hou Suhu of Jizhou rebelled from the court because of the king of Suonu.
In May of that year, the king ordered the Northern Bohou Chonghouhu to mobilize 300,000 Ma Xingshi to ask for the guilt.
At the same time, Huang Shiren, the national teacher of the Great Shang, the Taifu, and the crown prince and Taibao, arrived in Jizhou first.
"I'll rub, big brother, this Jizhou City is so lively!" Pressing the cloud head, Zhu Zizhen looked at Jizhou City with an excited face.
At this time, Jizhou City is really noisy, inside and outside the city, there are busy troops, it seems that Su Hu is determined to fight with the imperial court.
"It's lively, but I'm afraid it won't last long. Wukong, open the way in front of your head and go to the Hou Ye's Mansion!" Huang Shiren was anxious in his heart, how could he see this bullshit scenery.
"Look, Master!" Wukong was worried about the mace, opened the way in front of his head, and everyone dodged along the way, and it didn't take long to come to the Hou Ye's mansion.
I saw that the door of the house was closed, and there was no one.
"It's strange, how lively it was when I came to this mansion last time, why has it become so deserted now?" Huang Shiren frowned, and smiled at Wukong: "Call the door." β
Wukong rushed to the door, stretched out his hairy hand and knocked a few times, but no one answered inside.
"Your mother!" Wukong's surname was already irritable, and when he saw that no one came out to greet him, he picked up the stick, only a stick, and smashed the gate and flew out.
"Who is presumptuous in the Hou Ye's Mansion!" I heard a sound inside, and a group of generals broke out, and a piece of swords and guns were aimed at Huang Shiren and the three of them.
"Quan Zhong, do you remember me?" Huang Shiren looked at a young general in front of him and smiled.
"I've seen the Dao Chief!" Su Quanzhong saw that it was Huang Shiren, and hurriedly walked up to him and gave a salute.
"Good. Huang Shiren nodded: "What about Master Hou?"
"Dao Chief, my father is now in the barracks tent. β
"Take me with you. β
"Yes. Michigan, this way, please. β
Su Quanzhong was in front, and Huang Shiren was behind, and they rushed to the big account of the barracks, and saw that the soldiers and horses in Jizhou were very neat and murderous.
When I entered the big tent, I saw Su Hu's armor and was arranging troops.
"National Teacher, why are you here?" Seeing Huang Shiren, Su Hu was also deeply surprised.
"Master Hou, look at what you said, can't I come if it's okay?" Huang Shiren sat on the throne and said with a smile: "Master Hou, you drive these guys out, I have something to tell you." β
Su Hu nodded, and his subordinates withdrew from the tent, leaving only Huang Shiren and Su Hu's father and son.
"National teacher, did you come to Jizhou to be a lobbyist for the king?" Su Hu looked at Huang Shiren and smiled coldly.
"Yes and what, no, so what?" Huang Shiren grabbed the fruit on the table, took a bite, and said scoundrelly.
"If you are a lobbyist, I will immediately order someone to push you out and behead you, and in a moment, the head of the national teacher will be hanging outside the gate! If you are not a lobbyist, the national teacher will be the guest of honor in Jizhou, and he will be greeted with good wine and food!"
Huang Shiren laughed, turned his face to look at Wukong and said, "Good apprentice, see it, hear it, there are still people who want Master's head?"
Wukong laughed, and Zhu Zizhen laughed too.
Huang Shiren laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, he suddenly stood up, flicked with one hand, and with a bang, this huge military tent suddenly turned into ashes!
"Su Hu Lao'er!" Lao Huang suddenly changed his face, his facial features were distorted, what a fierce one!
"Your mother! Lao Tzu kindly ran from Chaoge for your family, and his legs were thin! I didn't have time to wash my clothes, I didn't have time to soak in the bath! Your mother wants to cut off my head!"
"My head, don't say it's you, even if you bring that goods, you can't cut it off! It's really fucking angry! Just your little bullshit, don't say anything else, in half an hour, even your Jizhou City can turn to ashes!
Lao Huang was furious, and the sky was dark, which made Su Hu's face pale.
"National teacher! Your Taoism is profound, and I am ashamed of Su Hu, but I am not a groveling master! If you are the king of the Su and behead my family, I will not obey!" Su Hu stands up to the sky, and he is also a hard commodity.
"Your mother! Okay, I see your bones are too hard, okay, I'll be loose!" Huang Shiren was angry, and he was about to come up with his sleeves rolled.
"Big brother, forget it, you're too much!" Zhu Zizhen said with a smile.
"It's too much!?, I'm too damn too much!?" Huang Shiren said angrily.
Zhu Zizhen whispered: "Big brother, how can you be smart and confused for a while, you and Sister Daji are in love, Su Hu is your father-in-law, how can someone scold his father-in-law and beat others before he marries?"
"yes, yes, I was almost mad at him. Okay, for the sake of my heart and liver, I put up with it. Lao Huang turned around and sat down, and said to Su Hu: "Master Hou, do you think I will be with the unscrupulous monarch of the King of Xu?"
"Where do I know, I only know that the king admires the national teacher very much, and he is an official and a mansion. Su Hu said sarcastically.
"Your mother......" Huang Shiren was about to get angry again, but when he saw a graceful figure walking over from the opposite side, he was stunned.
It's none other than Daji, who has captivated the country and the city.
"Brother Huang!" Daji saw Huang Shiren, her face turned red, and she came.
"Hehe, Daji, I want to die. Huang Shiren walked up to him and said in a low voice.
"Big brother knows bad. Daji saw that this product was still so presumptuous in front of his father and brother, and he was too ashamed to do it.
"Master Hou, this is a military camp, it's inconvenient to speak, let's talk about it in your house. β
"That's fine. β
The group left the barracks and entered the Hou Ye's mansion, and a banquet was set up in the hall, Huang Shiren pulled Daji and didn't let go, and forced Daji to sit down beside him.
"National teacher, if you have anything to say, hurry up and say it, my military affairs are busy......" Su Hu's attitude was extremely strong.
Before he finished speaking, Lao Huang Biao said.
"Master Hou, I like Daji!"
Bang Dang!
The wine cup in Su Hou's hand fell heavily to the ground, Su Quanzhong was dumbfounded, and Na Daji's face turned pale with shock.
"You, what are you talking about!?" Su Hu stood up suddenly, his eyebrows raised.
"I said, I'm rare!" Huang Shiren smiled.
"Huang Shiren!" But Su Hu was so angry that he pulled out the long sword with a loud bang: "You don't deceive me too much!? You came to earn me Su Hu for the king, and now you insult my daughter's reputation, although my Su family is not a family of cultivating immortals, it is not bullied." β
After that, he raised the long sword in his hand and was about to cut off Huang Shiren's dog's head.
"Father!" Daji was shocked when she saw this, rushed to Huang Shiren, and cried: "Father is angry, don't kill Brother Huang!"
"Daji!" Su Hu saw this, and he was also a flurry.
"Master Hou, you also saw it. I have a deep affection for Daji, Daji is also affectionate to me, we are a non-her and not marry, a right or wrong he does not marry, in the sky of the winged bird, in the earth of Lian Lizhi, you can't kill your son-in-law, let Daji be a widow, right?"
"Whose son-in-law are you, surnamed Huang!?
"Hey, this old man, I'm your good son-in-law! Come on, come on, if you are a bullfork, hack me to death! In the future, your grandson will come out, and he won't settle accounts with you!"
"Wow, Daji, you and this slut have made a private agreement for life!?"
"Father, father, Da Ji Fei Brother Huang will not marry!"
"I'm so angry!" Su Hu was so angry that his body shook and he almost fainted.
"Father-in-law......
"I'm not your father-in-law!"
"That, Tarzan ......"
"I'm not Tarzan!"
"Oh, Daddy......"
"Who is your dad you slut calling!?"
"Who else can I call!? Daji, you say, should I call my son and his grandfather father? β
Huang Shiren's teeth are sharp, but Su Hu is so angry that he is about to collapse.
"Father, don't worry, don't worry. Over there, Su Quanzhong saw Huang Shiren and Daji like this, and he also knew that the two of them were stealing chickens and touching dogs, he had a good impression of Huang Shiren, and he also supported his sister's choice, so he hurriedly held Su Hu.
"Quan Zhong, you mola me, I cut this slut!" Su Hu took the long sword in his hand and went straight to Huang Shiren's head.
"Father-in-law, you have thought about it, if you cut down this sword, not only will you lose your life, Quan Zhong and Daji will not die, and more than 200 people in your Su family's mansion will probably die, and even the nine clans will be destroyed!" Huang Shiren did not move at all, and roared, which shocked Su Hu dumbfounded.
"Father, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire. Su Quanzhong pressed Su Hu down, beating his chest and rubbing his back.
"Father-in-law, do you know that the king has ordered the Northern Bohou Chonghouhu to lead an army of 300,000 to come to conquer?"
"I'm afraid he won't make it!?" Su Hu said angrily.
"My father-in-law is very good, and he is naturally not afraid of the tiger. But does my father-in-law know that Caozhou Hou Chong Black Tiger is the younger brother of Chong Hou Tiger, and he will definitely come to ask for it?"
"Hmph!" Chonghou Tiger has no ability, Su Hu knows, but that Chonghou Tiger is famous all over the world, and when he comes, Jizhou may not be good.
"Even if your father-in-law is Niu Cha and you get it with your brother, you ask you, Wen Zhong and Huang Feihu are here, can you win?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
Su Hu lowered his head and did not speak.
No matter how bullish he is, he is not the opponent of Wen Zhong and Huang Feihu.
"Father-in-law, do you still know that Xibo Hou Jichang has already made trouble in Xiqi, recruiting troops and horses all day, and he wants to rebel and march in the chaos of big business?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"What!?" Su Hu heard this, and immediately became anxious: "How is it possible!? Xibohou is benevolent and righteous all over the world, it is absolutely impossible for him to do such a thing!"
"People's hearts are separated from their bellies, father-in-law. Huang Shiren smiled evilly: "Ji Chang's old goods, the old turtle has been waiting for a lifetime, and this is the time he has been waiting for." The king in front of him is mediocre, and the society is unstable, so people naturally have to think about it. Father-in-law, you are a hero, if because of your rebellion, you have caused turmoil in the big business, Ji Chang has succeeded, and the lives of the people have been ruined, then you will be stinking for 10,000 years?
After saying a few words, Su Hu drooped his head and couldn't say a word.
Su Hu is not afraid of death, the most important thing for him is his reputation! If he really becomes a stinking goods for thousands of years, Su Hu will definitely not die.
"Even if what you say is true, I can't give Daji to that faint king!" Su Hu thought for a moment and said loudly.
"Father-in-law's words are bastard! Even if you send it, I won't agree! Daji is my heart!" Huang Shiren glanced at Daji and smiled.
Su Hu really wanted to kill this slut, but think about it, too, although these two goods are very annoying, they seem to be true to Daji, how can men in this world give their women to others?
"Then what do you mean?" Su Hu was really confused by Huang Shiren.
"Good father-in-law, you have to listen to me obediently, I promise to satisfy you and my heart. β
Huang Shiren laughed evilly, stretched out two fingers and shook them twice in front of Su Hu. ###δΊζ΄ιδΈ!
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