The first 43rd episode, Wukong deceived Nezha, and Lao Huang engaged in Longji

Let's talk about Huang Shiren, let Fei Zhong and You Hun call Bai Jiu'er, but here they sent Wukong and Nezha to get out of here.

"Master, why are you telling me to go?" Nezha, this child, is a typical child who loves to ask a tendon and asks for an answer to everything, and is waiting here to see "Daji", when he heard that Huang Shiren was going to walk away by himself, he was unhappy.

Huang Shiren hadn't answered yet, and Wukong laughed evilly over there.

"Third junior brother, there is a lot of knowledge here. Waiting for the meeting is something that is not suitable for children, you hairy child will see it, and there will be needle eyes in both eyes. Be obedient, stay where it is cool. ”

"Oh. "Nezha has been following Huang Shiren for a while, the second senior brother who admires the bag the most, Wukong said so, Nezha listened to it.

"Wukong, your third junior brother is too lonely alone, you also go to accompany him. Huang Shiren looked at Wukong, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

Wukong's furry face twisted, and said, "Master, I'm an adult!

"You monkey, what are you doing with this?"

"Master, you're a bastard! Although I am a monkey, I also have ideals and passions, and if I meet a beautiful female monkey in the future, I also have a means, right?"

Huang Shiren was dumbfounded.

Damn, although Wukong is stuffy, he doesn't dare to be interested in women. Is it in heat? It's not spring now.

"Whatever you want. "Huang Shiren is too lazy to talk about this bag in vain, he has to be reasonable, his mouth, you can't talk about him even in the morning.

The master and apprentice stood in the hall and waited, and after a stick of incense, they saw a bright lantern floating in the distance.

Behind the lantern, "Daji" was dressed in bright red, covered with silk veil, with a hat on his head, which also covered his face with silk veil, but in the dim light, he could still vaguely see the suffocating beauty of his face.

Huang Shiren didn't know that it was not Bai Jiu'er in front of him, but Long Ji of the Western Sect, when he saw this figure, the original anger towards her in his heart had already run away from the clouds.

"Master, Miss Jiu'er is a vixen, isn't she?" Wukong looked at Na Long Ji, suddenly turned his face and asked in a low voice.

"What? You still have racial discrimination?" Huang Shiren was very disdainful when he heard Wukong say this, and raised his hand to give the bag a slap.

"Master, I'm just asking, I'm afraid you'll suffer!" Wukong shouted wronged.

"Yes, it's a nine-tailed fox. ”

Wukong nodded, made a sudden realization, and muttered in a low voice: "Master is a weasel, scratching very much, Bai Jiu'er is a fox spirit, and he is also scratching very much, two sluts, but heaven makes a pair of pairs." ”

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, nothing. It's just emotional. Goku hurriedly shut his mouth.

When Na Long Ji was about to get closer, Wukong's eyes opened suddenly, and he suddenly said, "Master, are you sure that Miss Jiu'er is a fox spirit?"

"You're so fucking, close your beak!"

What else did Wukong want to say, but seeing Huang Shiren's appearance, he knew that he would be beaten again, so he had to keep his mouth shut obediently.

"Jiu'er. Huang Shiren walked up to Long Ji and laughed cheaply, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and he still looked peaceful.

"Brother Huang. "That Longji is well-behaved, and she took the initiative to send it over.

Holding Long Ji in his arms, Huang Shiren couldn't help but wonder.

Bai Jiu'er used to be cold to me, but now why are I so hot!?

Alas, the man is handsome, there is no way.

Huang Shiren hugged the stunner in the world, and his heart was moved, and a pair of salty pig hands inevitably went up and down. This guy's technique is excellent, and he hummed and chirped when he touched Longji, and said in his mouth: "Brother Huang...... You're bad!"

"Hehehe, bad and bad, deepen the feelings. ”

Two people, one is the first slut in the world, and the other is also the first happy Buddha in the West.

"Second Senior Brother, what are the masters and this woman doing?" Nezha sneaked over from nowhere, he was a child, he had never seen this formation in his life, and he saw Huang Shiren hugging Na Long Ji, kissing him so much that he was very curious.

"You want to know?"

"Naturally, I want to know! Master and the woman are verbally opposed, but why?"

Wukong turned his face, looked at Nezha, pondered for a while, and said in his heart: The third junior brother is a good boy, and he can't be polluted by Master's bargain.

Good Wukong, facing Nezha's eternal question, smiled calmly: "That Bai Jiu'er is thirsty, and the master spits honey for her to drink." ”

"Oh, I see, Master is such a kind person!" Nezha nodded, looking at Huang Shiren's face of adoration.

Master, Master, you do it in private, I don't object, Nezha is still watching here. Wukong greeted the eighteenth generation of Huang Shiren's ancestors in his heart.

"Hey, second senior brother, how did the master's hands reach into someone's arms?"

"Bai Jiu'er is probably tickling, and the master helps others scratch it. ”

"I see. But Master's technique is weird, rubbing and rubbing, isn't that the case for me to tickle in peacetime?"

"Did you see the two lumps of meat on Bai Jiu'er's chest?"

"See, it's a big lump!"

"These two lumps of flesh are the itchy roots of Bai Jiu'er, and when they start, they are extremely itchy, if it is not such a technique, how can they stop itching?"

"Oh. But second senior brother, I see that women have these two lumps of flesh on their chests, are they all itchy roots?"

"Exactly. ”

"Alas, I can't think of women in the world, it's not easy. ”

"Yes, yes. But it's not easy for us men, you see that the master is tired. ”

Wukong, the second goods, made Nezha coaxed into a daze, but he couldn't stop laughing there.

Not to mention that these two cheap apprentices of Huang Shiren are angry here, just say that Huang Shiren, hugged Long Ji, ravaged it, felt comfortable in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Jiu'er, do you remember what Enzhou Yi told you?"

Although Long Ji is a Western Buddha of Joy, where has he ever encountered such a strange technique as Huang Shiren, and he is being made happy, listening to Lao Huang's words, he was unhappy in his heart, and said: "Brother Huang has said a lot to others, how can people remember what you said?"

"Jiu'er, I told you this solemnly, how can you not remember it?"

"Brother Huang, people just can't remember. Long Ji laughed, and actually took Huang Shiren's hand and put it in her skirt.

It's really a one-handed touch, the swamp is overflowing, the grass is green, and the scenery is infinite.

How did Jiu'er become like this?

In Huang Shiren's heart, although Bai Jiu'er is a fox spirit, he is very reserved and will never do such a thing.

Lao Huang Ping said that he was very smart, but after all, he was a slut, although he had this suspicion in his head, he was tempted to move early, and he couldn't take care of a lot, and he was happy.

With his fingers moving, he spoke to Longji over and over again.

"Jiu'er, these things you have done have disappointed me. ”

"Brother Huang...... Family...... What did you do...... Let you ...... Disappointed?" "Lao Huang's fingers, rubbing, rubbing, playing, pointing, shaking, making Longji a slut, it's really comfortable."

This slut surnamed Huang has such a means, the second sect leader asked me to see the right time to slaughter it, if this is the case, it is too wasteful, it is better to capture it, let him join the Western Sect, and also be a happy Buddha, and he will have a good life in the future. Thinking about the Western religion, although it is a pure land, but the people are withering, the big sect leader is not close to women, although Zhun Ti is good, but the technique is too general, not as cool as this slut.

Long Ji thought like this, and really felt that the more she thought about it, the more reasonable it became.

To be a woman, you should be kind to yourself. Isn't it?

Huang Shiren sighed and said: "Jiu'er, I let you enter the palace and try your best to take care of the king, you are good, not only confusing his mind, but also provoking him to attack the ministers, making the country of this big merchant crumbling, don't you know that I want to protect the country of the big business?"

Long Ji's eyes were confused, panting, and said, "Brother Huang...... It's not you...... People do it, but they ...... It's all for you. ”

"What's wrong with me?"

"Do you think, that mixed element is the way of heaven, this matter is determined by the way of heaven, and there are exposition and Western religions mixed in, how can you go against the sky? In the end, you will inevitably die, isn't this for you?"

As she said this, her hand went into Lao Huang's crotch like a snake and held the root of her life.

Lao Huang, the golden gun, is Long Ji, and he was also amazed, and his heart became more and more determined to get him to the West to rejoice.

Lao Huang was held by this soft and crisp hand, and his heart was also rippling.

When did Bai Jiu'er learn this kung fu!?

"Jiu'er! Let's get down to business!" Huang Shiren's face turned cold, and he said solemnly: "This matter is very important! You can't make a mistake! You can't do such a thing early! Otherwise, I'll be very unhappy!"

"I know, I know!" Na Longji was already impatient about this matter, so she agreed, and took Huang Shiren's lifeline and went to a large hall next to her.

This hall, known as the Nine Rooms, is the place where the kings and important ministers of the Great Shang Dynasty discussed important matters in the world.

When the two of them came to the hall, they were already **, where could they take care of any bullshit occasions, so they made a big deal on the wide dragon chair.

"Second Senior Brother, what are the masters doing with Bai Jiu'er, why do you hear Bai Jiu'er screaming so miserably?" Nezha asked blankly when he heard the voice coming from the big hall.

Wukong scolded in his heart: Master, Master, this is the palace of Dashang, three watches in the middle of the night, in the dead of night, you make such a sound, if someone finds out, how can it be good!?

Wukong flicked his hands and put up a layer of muscles and bones outside the hall, isolated the voice, turned his face to Nezha and smiled: "Third junior brother, I want to come to Bai Jiu'er to provoke the master, and the master is beating with a golden gun." ”

"Ah?!" Nezha was dumbfounded and said, "Master is too ruthless, how can he do it to such a delicate woman?"

"When have you ever seen Master be merciful?"

"Yes. But second senior brother, why have I never seen what the master has a golden gun?"

"Three junior brothers, in fact, each of us has one. Wukong laughed.

Nezha looked at the fire-tipped spear in his hand and suddenly realized: "I see." But Second Senior Brother, why didn't Master, Senior Brother, and your gun come out?"

Wukong was also frizzy by Nezha's series of questions.

These three junior brothers, everywhere is good, they just ask questions at every turn, it's so annoying!

"Third Senior Brother, your gun is a magic weapon and a weapon. Our guns are useful! You'll understand when you grow up!"

"Oh. ”

The two of them were muttering outside, and waited for an hour before they saw two disheveled men coming out of the hall.

Huang Shiren did this, and hit the accumulated cannonballs all over again, refreshed, and Na Longji, who followed behind, was even more weak in her legs, her face was red, and her eyes were like water, rippling incomparably.

"Jiu'er, do you remember what I told you?"

"Remember, Brother Huang, don't worry, I will act in a measured manner in the future. ”

"That's great, I've got some things to go back to. ”

"No. It was so cool just now, do you want to come again?"

"I also want to come, but you can also see that my two apprentices are listening to the corner outside, which is very bad. Wukong's goods are easy to say, but Nezha Mao is a child, and he can't take it badly. ”

"What a nuisance...... Why don't you come along?"

"Rub! Jiu'er, don't be joking!"

Lao Huang scratched Long Ji's nose, came to Wukong and Nezha, circled his middle finger, and one of them gave a burst chestnut, and said, "Don't leave yet!?"

"Oh!" Wukong and Nezha followed behind Huang Shiren and slipped away. Only that Wukong turned his head and looked at Longji's bone-like face under the moonlight, his face was stunned, but his eyes were also blurred. "Let's go!" Huang Shiren shouted ahead. "Oh. Wukong held the stick, took one last look at Longji, and turned around and walked away.

Looking at Huang Shiren's back, a bright smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Long Ji's mouth.

"This slut is so bad that it can be, it's so cheap that it can't be, but I like it. Second Sect Master, such an interesting person, it's a pity to kill!"

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