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Bandits are stupid, but their stupidity mainly lies in the fact that they are uneducated, they are fooled, and they are very paranoid after being fooled, but they are not mentally retarded. Even animals deliberately avoid other animals that have defeated them, let alone people. If the first defeat of the third brigade of the Thunder Knights made the bandits burst of confidence, it was the time for their "protagonist aura" to glow. Then the second time, the protracted tug-of-war confrontation with Kevin, that is, their confidence was worn out little by little, and finally they suddenly found that the "protagonist halo" was on the other side.

People who have broken down may be able to rebuild their confidence, but when they meet the person who broke them down again, they face greater psychological pressure than they imagined.

The bandits will also reflect that some of them are people with a bit of intelligence, although they have their own set of logic, but now this logic does not make sense. Because this logic itself is, a little thought will feel full of loopholes.

Maybe Kevin was really just adding special effects at the time, but that meant he wasn't the "main character"? Or was the main character really just adding "special effects" at the time? Could it be that he really used some kind of urinal technique, and if we hadn't escaped quickly, maybe they would have hung up.

There are some things that the bandits don't say, and they can't say that the protagonist theory is the foundation of their bandits. But psychological doubts are inevitable, but I just made up my mind in my heart that I would not rush to the first one and not touch the "protagonist". Because all the books reflect a basic law, everything that goes against the protagonist may be triumphant for a while, and the end is tragic.

When Starter arrived, no one was nervous, they thought it was just a supporting role. But when the protagonist arrives in person, the bandits begin to cower inexplicably, and even the bandit boss is obviously like a great enemy. To be honest, as the boss of the bandits, his intelligence is relatively highest, and he has long begun to doubt the so-called protagonist argument, but he just didn't say it.

"Do you want to know why you are dying?" "Kevin, though tied to the cross, still talked and laughed, "I can list three points, first, you have to understand that the lives of all of us here are nothing in the eyes of the general. In the eyes of the strong, the weak are like ants, you should be able to understand this truth after reading so many novels, right?"

The thieves were silent for a while, which was considered acquiescence.

"Then it's very simple, don't you think it's ridiculous that you ants threaten a person with the life of another group of ants?" Kevin replied.

Just as the bandit hesitated, the voice suddenly sounded again, trying to pull back the topic: "What are you here for? Didn't you say that you brought the general's paperwork? Take out the paperwork and shut up." ”

Kevin looked up and didn't find the source of the sound, and the top of the cave was dark and he couldn't see anything clearly, and the sound came from above, because the special terrain seemed to echo slightly.

But Kevin was prepared and calmly asked, "Who are you?"

The bandit boss replied on his behalf, "This is our urinal mage. ”

"Urinal mage?" Kevin sneered, "Why don't you hide your head and tail and don't show your face? ”

"Hmph!" the bandit boss sneered, "You deserve to see the urinal mage too?"

"Hmph, I didn't expect the urinal mage to be more noble than the bandit boss? even the bandit boss can be seen, but the urinal mage can't?" Kevin choked back, "Are you the boss, or is the urinal mage the boss?"

The voice hurriedly spoke: "You don't have to tell right and wrong, take out the general's paperwork and shut up!"

"Joke!" Kevin retorted, "who's the boss here, and why is someone who doesn't even dare to show his face dictate to me?"

"Ahem," the bandit boss coughed dryly, "you take the ...... first"

"Wait a minute!" Kevin interrupted rudely, "Urinal Mage, aren't you the one who was half killed by my catapult last time? Who doesn't know you? Why don't you come out?"

The voice also raised the volume: "Shut up for me! What are you doing? This kind of person is so arrogant, why don't you beat him up first?"

"Why don't you me yourself?" Kevin raised his voice again, "Why don't you me yourself?

Stadt immediately cooperated: "Yes, when I came in the first day, you were going to drag me out and cut me down." If you want to kill us so much, why don't you do it yourself?"

"Let's kill!" "Let's do it!" "Come on!" ...... The two took turns to roar at the top of the cave, and the top of the cave was silent, and the thieves on the side looked left and right, helpless. How do you feel that the momentum of the prisoner at this level is stronger than the master here.

After all, Kevin also calculated that the mastermind behind the scenes had already left, just leaving a certain microphone on the roof of the cave. This most direct provocation is nothing more than a clown's trick for a wise man, but in the eyes of the bandits, it is domineering. At the end of the day, there are many factors that determine the success of a debate, and the audience is one of them. If the audience is all mentally retarded, then just use a simple and crude tone, or even louder than the voice.

After yelling a few times, Kevin changed his words and pulled back to the topic just now: "I just said the first point, now I want to talk about the second point, do you plan to integrate into society?

The bandit boss replied, "It's easy." ”

"It's easy?" Kevin was surprised, "Didn't you come out to be a bandit because you didn't fit in with society?

"This ......," the bandit boss was stunned for a moment, "it's different now, with a urinal mage, it's easy." ”

"Urinal Mage?" Kevin smiled, directly recognizing the other party, "The Urinal Mage has long since run away, and staying here is just a microphone!"

"You fart!" the bandit boss got up in anger.

"Don't believe me?" Kevin laughed, "Call him out! Urinal Mage!"

Starter immediately cooperated: "Come out! you shake that urinal to see if he's there!"

"Shut up!" the bandit boss was furious, "the urinal mage has always been by our side, and there must be a reason why he doesn't come out." Like what...... He's. ”

"Hahaha...... Kevin laughed out loud, "long enough." ”

That voice sounded again: "Don't be too arrogant, I don't come out just because...... I'm just breaking through. Yes, a weak person like you can't understand the difficulty of breaking through at a high level, and if I mess around, I may be consumed by magic. So you wait, and soon you will pay for your hubris!"

Kevin and Stat quieted down, and when they looked at the expressions of the bandits on the side, they were all convinced. Knowing that it has little effect to stir up nonsense in this regard, I can only secretly curse in my heart, "Fake, he was actually rounded by him".

"In that case, Start, help me get the contents out of my backpack," Kevin said, "Bandits, you haven't been exposed to any other novels except for the routines, have you? ”

Starter walked over, picked up Kevin's bag from the ground, and pulled out a few books from it, and his eyebrows jumped at the title of the book. As an editor, of course, he knows these books, all of which are abusive essays, tragic essays, unfinished essays, strange essays, and even comic strips. Of course, they are all short stories, and Kevin's own "Assassin Biography" is too long to be used for negotiation at this time, otherwise Kevin wouldn't mind using it to sell it.

"Do you think the protagonist is invincible?" Kevin laughed, "It's time to see the insight, the alternative protagonist." ”

The thieves were curious, and they all gathered around for a while, although most of them were illiterate, but a few people such as the bandit boss were still literate, and there were also comic strips, and it was okay to read and read if you were illiterate.

The thieves gathered around them, and the literate read the book to the others, and after a while everyone listened with relish. Starter quietly came to Kevin's side and whispered, "You can really find this kind of text." ”

Kevin just nodded and whispered, "We'll have to cooperate in a while, and we'll each have a different point of view." Create the appearance of a three-way meeting. ”

"No problem. After speaking, Start also took two steps away, so as not to have any suspicion.

The bandits were still listening or reading with relish, but after a while, they were surprised that the protagonist had been abused. But they still continue to listen, they are waiting for the protagonist to fight back. But unfortunately, the protagonist continues to be abused, and then abused, the protagonist continues to be bullied, the protagonist's father is dead, the protagonist's mother is dead, the brother is dead, the brother is dead, the whole family is dead, the friend is also dead, the woman the protagonist has taken a fancy to is fucked, and then she runs away with someone, when the protagonist finally picks up a urinal, and the thieves think that the protagonist is finally going to start rebelling against the sky.

The old man who comes out of the urinal occupies the protagonist's body, and then throws the protagonist's soul into the urinal, and then the old man in the urinal walks away against the protagonist's body, and the protagonist cries bitterly in the urinal, and the book is over.

A group of bandits: "......"

Change another book.,The protagonist picked up the urinal.,The protagonist began to be super-god.,But God found out first.,Directly a light came down and extinguished the protagonist.。 End of book.

A group of bandits: "......"

Change another book, the protagonist picks up the urinal, the urinal tells him that he must drink urine to become stronger, the protagonist is helpless, and drinks other people's urine in various postures, the protagonist cultivates hard and never slacks off. Until one day, the urinal mage told him, "Actually, I'm kidding you." Hahaha......" Then the urinal automatically flew away, and the protagonist: "......" is finished in the whole book.

A group of bandits: "......"

Another one, the protagonist is super god, the protagonist is super god, the protagonist is invincible, the protagonist is really invincible. The thieves' eyes finally lit up, and they were excited, and the long-awaited normal protagonist finally appeared. Suddenly, the ending is: the protagonist suddenly sits up and is in a trance, only to realize that everything is a dream. End of book.

A group of bandits: "......"

Most of Kevin's selected novels are short, and by the time they finished reading five of them, it was only half a day later. The thieves listened in a trance, which not only made the plot of the novel trance-like, but also caused a kind of collapse of their long-standing belief in the "invincible protagonist". Fortunately, they collapsed once, and they were a little mentally prepared, so they didn't cry bitterly and hit the wall and hit the ground.

"What is the protagonist?" Kevin spoke, and the bandits subconsciously looked back at him, "I'm not the protagonist, neither are you, and no one is the protagonist." But it can be said that I am the protagonist, you are also the protagonist, and everyone is the protagonist. ”

The bandits were at a loss for a while, and although they didn't understand, they felt very reasonable.

"Don't believe him!" the voice on the top of the mountain hurriedly spoke, "He's a big liar! These things are all made up by himself, they are all evil things, and they are cults." At this time, the mastermind behind the scenes was anxious, even if the Church of Light preached in ancient times, it would subconsciously hide a lot of information, and directly judge those who disagree that they would be burned to death as infidels.

The more a person reads and reads, the more he thinks, and the more difficult it is to fool. For example, where did the creator god come from? What was the world like before the creation god? Since the creator god is omnipotent, can he create a stick that he can't break? Can he create a stone that he can't lift? Can he kill himself?

For this reason, the ancient Church of Light even did not hesitate to burn some prophets at the stake. The theory of the Church of Light is still relatively complete and is often questioned, and the theory of the protagonist behind the scenes is full of loopholes. At this time, Kevin simply used the most orthodox way to "open his mind" to the bandits, so the thieves will naturally begin to suspect that the outcome is unpredictable, but at least they will no longer obey the mastermind behind the scenes.

"If I'm a liar, how can I prove that you're not a liar?" Stadt had already jumped out and retorted, "You can bring a bunch of books, we can also bring a bunch of books, who is the protagonist, what kind of protagonist is the protagonist? You say we're liars in one sentence?"

Kevin spoke: "Actually, I am also a bard, and the things you worship and believe in are just things that we write down casually. This is not the Bible, this is just a pastime reading. ”

The voice roared: "Think about it, how many things I exchanged for you?

Starter scolded: "You throw some rags over, everyone is stunned." What is this to the strong?"

Kevin spoke: "If you believe me, let me down, and I'll write a chapter for you to see on the spot." You are too superstitious about these public articles, in fact, as long as you are literate, you can arrange the plot yourself. You can also write it yourself, it's not a big deal. ”

The voice roared again: "Don't let him down! What I show you is the universal values that are popular among the masses, and what he gives is all minority, and you see that the ones he brought are very short!

Start scolded: "You don't think it's long, it's just that the time is short and you don't bring it." ”

"Who are you fooling?" "What's wrong with not bringing it?" "I'm breaking through!" "Just allow you to break through, don't you allow me to leave it untween?......

During the argument between the two people, Kevin said two sentences: "It's okay not to let go, untie your right hand, give me a pen and paper, and it's okay." ”

The voice roared: "Don't give!"

Start yelled, "Give it to him!"

Kevin laughed, "What are you afraid of?"

The bandit boss finally couldn't help but speak: "Enough of you!

There was silence in the cave for a while, and the bandits looked at this, look at that, and were at a loss. Kevin and Starter quietly watched the bandit boss. The bandit boss was silent for a moment, sat back in his chair, and finally returned to the topic after half a sound: "By the way, didn't you say that you brought the general's paperwork?

"It's in my bag," Kevin replied, "and a conch, and I can hear the general's personal promises." ”

Starter helped take it out of his bag, handed it to the bandit brother, and handed it back to him. The conch is a high-end product, where will the thieves use it, but fortunately it appeared in the novel, and they finally heard the voice in the conch after fiddling for a long time.

Inside the conch, the general's voice was clear and deep: "I am General Oude, the leader of the Thunder Knights, and I now swear in the name of the spokesperson of the military, the spokesperson of the sheriff, and the spokesperson of the mercenary alliance, and I will not attack the bandits led by Rex under any pretext, in any form, or by any means, and on behalf of the three parties, I will completely pardon the bandits for any crimes." I hope that the bandits can completely transform into normal mercenaries and get on the right track as soon as possible. If I break my oath, I will sacrifice my head and the walls of the city to accept the reproach of the people. ”

This oath has been repeatedly revised by Kevin, and basically even if the person behind the scenes wants to provoke, Kevin can have a lot of room for refutation.

The bandit boss looked left and right, as if he wanted to ask for some help, but the voice was silent at this moment, and most of them were thinking about it.

Kevin took the opportunity to speak again: "This is the only chance, the time left for us by the general is about two days, today is basically over, and there is still one day tomorrow." I hope the boss will think about it. ”

The bandit boss subconsciously asked, "Can you believe what the general said?"

"Of course you can believe it," Kevin replied, "the paperwork and the voice are all evidence! As a superior person, if you don't even have credibility, then how can you command the army?"

The voice spoke again: "Even if the general's words are true, we will have to wait a month." It's our condition!"

"Then let me ask you again, why do you need a month?" Kevin asked.

"A month is the litmus test, and we can tell whether you are sincere or not!" replied the voice.

"Ridiculous, if we're really pretending, what's the point of waiting with you for a month?" Kevin replied.

"In that case, let's wait a month. The voice replied.

Starter suddenly interjected: "Wait a month, you're not here yourself, just to escape far away, right?"

"Yes!" Kevin immediately chimed in, "Why don't you come out?"

"Come out!" said Stadt, too, defiantly. The mastermind behind the scenes gritted his teeth in anger and didn't bother to answer them, but not answering looked weak in the eyes of the bandits. In fact, Robles transmitted through the magic circle, consuming a lot of magic power every minute and every second, and his injuries have not yet healed, Kevin and Stadt still like to yell at him, and after a long time, I feel a little unbearable.

"I'm going to break through, don't bother me yet. Robles took a breath with a casual pause.

This is undoubtedly another opportunity for Kevin and Stadt. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.