Chapter 212: Premature Baby

Finally, the stinky fart said the first sentence in his life, and then said boldly: "Drink a cup of milk and give it to a friend, as the so-called milk is a thousand cups less than a confidant, and if you are a friend, you will drink it full...... Tsk, that's good milk!" He seemed to be drinking something in Jiangnan's body.

Hearing this, Yuezun showed a hint of funny laughter, when he gave Jiang Nan, half of the reason was that he wanted to control Jiang Nan, and the other half was because he knew the temper of this stinky fart very well, and he couldn't stand it a little, so he couldn't wait to find someone to send it out.

Even Marshal Ironeye shook his head and laughed in amusement.

However, the second prince was unmoved, and said very seriously, "Save the milk, come out, fight with me quickly, don't hide in the human body and desecrate your dignity!"

"Well said! Husband, uncle wants to fight, I will fight, only then can it be regarded as happy!"

The stinky fart praised loudly, and the posture seemed to be a two-meter strong man with chest hair slapping the table to drink, and said sternly: "Since my uncle is going to fight, I will accompany him, and after the big deal is to spill urine, he is a good man again!

The second prince nodded slightly, "Say!"

"It's really refreshing, then let's eat milk and talk!"

The stinky fart said: "The first sentence, you and I are strong men, and the war must always be famous, you can tell me, everyone present, why are you only staring at me!?"

"You have defeated my three major incarnations in a row, and if you don't kill you, it's not enough to be ashamed!" the second prince said coldly.

"Okay, even if your division is famous, you can fight this battle!"

The stinky fart continued: "The second sentence, uncle, you are also a hero, so do you know, heroes and heroes, you can't do unethical things!?"

"Of course I know!" said the second prince a little impatiently.

"Now that you know, let's go!"

Walk?

Well, it's about to start a fight, why did this little guy suddenly come up with such a sentence that has no logic at all?

The second prince was still a little guy, and smiled coldly, "Are you afraid?"

"The man's husband stands up to the sky and would rather die than fall, how can I be afraid of you?" said the little guy angrily.

"If you're not afraid, why do you want me to go!"

"You still don't understand, okay, I'll give you some pointers!"

The stinky fart said loudly: "Uncle, you yourself said that heroes and heroes should not do unscrupulous things, what is unscrupulous? It is to bully the weak and destroy people!"

"Understand this sentence, look at me again, I have not been born yet, the age is only negative, you force me to fight, isn't it bullying the weak!? And human beings are pregnant in October, dragons are oviparous for thousands of years, and the birth of each species has its own human time limit, I am obviously not yet at the moment of birth, but you force me to come out and be a premature baby, then you say, are you a human being!?" The voice raised an octave, "So, at this time, you insist on forcing me to fight, you are unscrupulous, and you are a villain who is not worthy of being a hero!" Uncle, I respect you as a good man, and I can't bear to see you infamy, so ...... Eat a bottle of milk, give it to a friend, and go!"

"Good eloquence, really eloquence!" The second prince laughed faintly, but his eyes were a little cold, and his voice was even colder, "But I have killed my eldest brother and injured my father, and I am no longer a good person, and I don't care about my name, I asked you once in the end, can't you come out?"

The stinky fart shouted arrogantly, "Male husband, never give birth prematurely!"

"In that case, let's die with your master!"

The second prince finally couldn't bear it anymore, the phoenix wings behind him flashed, his hands bent his claws, and he grabbed Jiangnan's heart!

"Stop!" "The stinky fart suddenly roared, and said coldly: "Since you think you are an unscrupulous villain, then I will fulfill you, and wait for me for a while, and then I will come out to fight you!"

As he spoke, Jiang Nan's heart 'clicked', and a golden light shot out.

...... Stinky ass is finally born!

It's just that this little guy looks a little different.

The little guy was originally only the size of a heart, and when he came out, his body grew a few points, but it was only a foot tall and a foot wide. Fluffy, fat, with short and stubby limbs, it's just a little ball of meat.

As for the species of the little one...... It's hard to say!

At first glance, the little guy has golden fur, a fleshy face, small squinted eyes, a small pink nose, and three pairs of six silver whiskers next to his small mouth, which looks like an overweight Garfield. But if you look closely, there is a crooked and barely recognizable word 'Wang' on the door of the little guy's head, which belongs to the characteristics of a tiger.

However, this little guy is definitely not a tiger, because the word 'Wang' on the tiger's forehead is upright, but on the door of the little guy's head, the word 'Wang' is missing the lower horizontal and the upper horizontal is shorter, so it becomes ...... Dry!

"Huh!?"

Seeing the little guy appear, the others didn't react, and Dudu's eyes suddenly lit up.

Drooling, Dudu ran to the little one, and suddenly smiled, "Qiuqiu!"

"Manly man, don't change your name, don't change your surname, although I don't have a name yet, but I definitely don't call Qiuqiu!"

The little guy crossed his waist and said with a tiger face, but it was a pity that his two little hands were too short, and the crossed waist looked like covering his chest, his face was too fat, and his tiger face seemed to be pouting, and he looked like a deep resentful woman 'Don't bully me, people are not yet adults'.

"Ball!" Dudu still smirked and called out to the little one.

The little guy said angrily: "Uncle, I don't call Qiuqiu, it's okay, the big war is coming today, I don't care about you, get out of the way!"

"Ball Ball!"

Dudu called again, and just as the little one was about to get angry, he suddenly stretched out a slap and slapped the little one on the head.

"Qiuqiu, hit flat, it's a cake!"

Knock!

The little guy bounced twice on the ground.

"Ah, why isn't it flat?" Dudu slapped twice.

"Uncle, I'm not a ball!"

The little guy was so angry that he blushed, and said seriously: "Get out of the way, I still have a big battle to fight!"

"Oh, you hit, you fight, just get out of the way!"

Dudu pouted aggrievedly, turned to leave, and immediately turned his head and said, "But in the future, I will let Dudu beat him flat!"

The little one snorted, and a large bubble popped out of his nose.

Wiping off his nose, the little guy tricked out three things behind his back, one was probably a cylinder made of eggshell, like a baby bottle, and the other two were two kitchen knives bigger than him, square and majestic.

"Uncle, come on, let go of the battle, and fight the most brilliant moment between you and me!"

The bottle was in his mouth, and he grabbed two kitchen knives in both hands, and the little guy drank with a knife.

The second prince threw a tentative punch with his right hand.

"Stay!"

The little guy suddenly shouted again, the kitchen knife was stuck in his back, like two big wings, and he said: "People have three urgencies, and if you drink too much milk, it is inevitable to pee, uncle, let me pee, and come back to fight you again!"

The second prince frowned slightly.

The little one saw that he did not object, and took all four steps and hid behind a big tree.

Shhhh

There was a peeing sound from behind the tree.

More than ten seconds passed, and the peeing continued to sound, and this little guy really had a lot of pee.

Half a minute has passed, and the peeing has not stopped, and the elephant has not been able to pee for so long, right?

For a minute, the sound ......of 'shhhhh Damn it!

There was only one bottle left to hang on the branch to put water, and this kid had already slipped away!

It turns out that in addition to farting and scaring people, this kid is just an empty shelf and a proud embroidered pillow!

...... "The rotten egg escaped, the second prince is bound to be angry, don't be angry with us!"

Not seeing the shadow of the stinky fart, Yuezun thought like this, and unconsciously aimed at the second prince.

The second prince's reaction was very strange! It stands to reason that being put on a match by a newborn ghost, the second prince should have a wrong face even if he didn't get angry on the spot, but Xerxes's eyes flashed a hint of relief, as if he had completed some important task, and it seemed like he was proud after deliberately letting the little guy go.

"No, it's not right!"

Yuezun was shocked, and carefully recalled what happened after the second prince paid, and cold sweat flowed down.

At this time, Marshal Tiemu asked, "Yuezun, I have a bad premonition......

"It's not a hunch, it's a certainty, the second prince must be weird!"

There was not much time, and Yuezun quickly said: "First, the duel between the strong is to clean up the weak people in the vicinity first, but after the second prince came back, he directly found the rotten egg who seemed to be the strongest, and the choice of this fighter is unreasonable! Second, if the second prince wants to kill the rotten egg, he will shoot directly, so why waste time by saying so many words? Third, you see the smug expression of the second prince after being tricked by the rotten egg...... Damn, I see, the second prince didn't want to do anything with the rotten egg at all, he just wanted the rotten egg to leave!"

"He wants the rotten eggs to leave?"

Tetsumu was surprised, "Why do you want to let the rotten eggs leave?"

"Because the coercion of the rotten egg is too strong, if he doesn't leave, I can't do it!"

Although the two spoke softly, the second prince still heard it and explained playfully.

While speaking, the second prince moved his muscles and bones, crackling, crackling, his bones skyrocketed, his body shape changed, and even his voice changed.

The second prince smiled and said, "Don't you understand?" Okay, I can explain it more clearly...... The beast of that rotten egg is too coercive, although I can see through him at a glance that he has no real ability, but I can't make a move in front of him, so I can only force the rotten egg out first, play a child's play with him, and coax him away. ”

Shrugged comfortably, "Okay, now that the rotten egg is gone, I can finally exert my full strength, so there is no need to pretend to be Xerxes!"

After speaking, the second prince's figure and appearance have changed, and he has actually become a middle-aged and elegant nobleman with a similar appearance to the Wei Lan brothers and sisters.

"I'm surprised, I'm not Xerxes!"

(To be continued)