Chapter 365: Let's Skip Class
Bing Hongshan, Yexi, and Ye Molan, who had been porters all morning, sat on the wrought iron chairs on the side of the road to rest.
Yexi sighed: "I'm so tired!"
Ye Molan: "It's all moved by sparrows, why are you tired?"
Bing Hongshan: "He's walking a sparrow, and he's tired of playing! Didn't you see that he was more happy than a sparrow walking in the night just now?"
Ye Molan looked at the time, and then said, "It's already lunchtime, and it's also school time, should we go to the school cafeteria for lunch?"
Yexi said: "Don't go to the cafeteria to eat! Also, I found out that Ye Molan is a starving ghost reincarnated, and she only thinks about eating every day!"
Ye Molan: "Aren't you hungry?"
Bing Hongshan said with a smile: "Little Molan, don't pay attention to him! Ye Xi dares to talk about you again, let's take back the sparrow, so that he doesn't have to play!"
Yexi yelled, "No!"
Ye Molan said with a smile: "I can't take it back if I want to!" This kind of magic weapon I made, when it was newly made, there was no owner, after giving it to whom, the number of magic weapons built in the magic weapon automatically started to recognize the master, once the master was recognized, the magic weapon would not be snatched by others again, and the magic weapon was made by the master to live and die, and put out the fire!"
Yexi smiled at Binghong Mountain: "How about it?
Bing Hongshan: "Little Molan, Yexi always bullies you, but you always protect him!"
Ye Molan smiled: "I was a child when Yexi!" thought to herself, of course, Ye Xi, who looks the same as Yexi in the human world, is the son of the ninth cousin Ye Chenchen and my nephew.
Ye Xi was angry, and rushed forward to pinch Ye Molan's neck (of course, he didn't really pinch it): "Do you dare to say it again, try it, where am I like a child? You are a child!"
Ye Molan said: "Okay! I'm a child, you're an adult, and you're always bullying a child like me, is it interesting?"
Bing Hongshan couldn't help but laugh.
Ye Xi stared at Ye Molan fiercely: "Ye Molan, do you dare to try it with me again?" believe it or not, I will bite you to death?"
Ye Molan's eyes widened and she didn't dare to make a sound, because Ye Xi at this time was exactly the same as Ye Xi (Ye Chen Chen's son) who knew him in the immortal medicine world, and Ye Molan completely believed that he would bite.
Yexi: "Do you know you're scared?" and let go of Ye Molan.
Bing Hongshan: "No one knows that we have finished moving all the magic equipment, how about we pretend to continue to be porters? We can skip class in the afternoon! I don't go to the cafeteria to eat, pretend that we are still doing coolies! Let the demon pet quietly buy food and put it in the thermos bucket, and we will go to the mountain behind the school to eat! In the afternoon, we will play in the back mountain for an afternoon?"
Yexi: "I'll go! Binghong Mountain, you are a monkey, what's the fun in the mountain behind the school? Can you still play for an afternoon?"
Ye Molan: "Don't play in the back mountain, where do you say you are going to play that night? Actually, we could have moved all the things a long time ago, don't we have to pretend? ”
Yexi smiled and said to Ye Molan: "You still know how to play? Yes, I thought you only knew how to eat?"
Ye Molan: "I also know that if you don't take the opportunity to scold me a few more words, Yexi, you will suffocate to death!"
Yexi: "It's good to know! You're not too stupid! We don't go to the back mountain, we can go directly to the side of the road outside the school mountain gate from the passage of the mirror world, this morning, I specifically asked Baba Duoduo (the parasitic elf in the mirror). ”
Bing Hongshan: "Really?"
Ye Molan: "You won't be found out if you sneak out of school, right?"
Yexi: "You're too timid, aren't you?"
Bing Hongshan said: "This thing is worth trying!"
Ye Molan: "But after running out of school, where are you going to play?"
Yexi: "Where did you come out of the mountain col? I don't even know where to play?"
Ye Molan began to pretend to be stupid and poor, flattened her mouth, and said without tears: "People really came out of the mountain col, they have never seen the world, and they don't know where to play?" I have never been to Lizhou before, I have never been to many places in the world, and I only knew Zhucheng in Chuzhou in the past...... I don't even know how big Chuzhou is...... When I was a child, I always lived in a poor and remote country, and when I grew up, I finally followed my brother Chen to get a magician certificate, and finally joined the Beidou Magic Guild...... How do I know how to play?"
Bing Hongshan's heart throbbed, and he hurriedly comforted nervously: "Mo Lan, don't cry, it's okay, we will take care of you in the future!" I swear, don't cry......"
Yexi laughed and said: "Bing Hongshan, do you also believe it? Do girls from poor families look like her? Do girls who grow up in poor families have girls like her who can't do any work? Acting is not professional at all, you didn't see her, you held back for a long time, and not a single tear came out!"
Ye Molan: "Cut! It's not fun at all! Anyway, I really don't know where to go after leaving school? This is the first time I've been to Lizhou Mocheng to go to the magic school. ”
Bing Hongshan was embarrassed: "What about my Mo Lan, the first time you came here, you just said you didn't know, why do you have to say anything to solve the problem of food and clothing......?
Ye Xi smiled: "Ye Molan's lame acting skills can only deceive you Binghong Mountain!"
Ye Molan leaned over to Bing Hongshan and said in his ear: "Bing Hongshan, I didn't lie to you, I was really poor before I got the magician certificate! You believe me, it means that you are both kind and a friend! Not as cold-blooded as Yexi!"
So, in order to commend the friendship between Bing Hongshan and herself, Ye Molan took out a black wood elephant from the Qiankun bag (magic storage bag) for a long time and gave it to Bing Hongshan.
I saw that Binghongshan had just taken the black-barked wooden elephant into his hands, and the black-barked wooden elephant suddenly activated and gradually became larger......
Ye Xi looked at it in a daze, and then came to his senses: "It's a magic weapon again?"
Bing Hongshan said happily: "Hehe, hey, the elephant has recognized me as the master! Yexi don't even think about it!"
Yexi shouted: "Ye Molan, you are so unfair!
Ye Molan said: "I'm sorry, I can't make the grade of this elephant! It was made by a friend of mine and gave it to me!"
Ye Xi: "No! Ye Molan, you are doing this, it seems that your relationship with Binghong Mountain is better than mine!"
Bing Hongshan: "Little Molan is better with me!"
Yexi suddenly fell silent and stopped talking...... However, it didn't take long......
Bing Hongshan was stunned: "No, Yexi, are you really crying?"
Ye Molan was pleasantly surprised: "Really? Yexi will cry? Let me see! Wow! Really? Cat pee (meaning tears)! Hurry up and take pictures with magic props, keep a souvenir, or show Xi fans? The big musician Ye Xi is crying! Hmm? Take a few more photos, maybe you can make a lot of money by selling them to Xi fans?"
Ye Xi grabbed Ye Molan and said angrily: "Are you still a human being? At this time, you still want to make money? I'm really sad! During this time, obviously the three of us are together every day, why is the relationship between the two of you better?"
Bing Hongshan said with a smile: "Little Mo Lan and I are good friends! Of course our relationship is different! Don't you not admit that you are friends with Mo Lan?"
Yexi: "Hmph! Ye Molan is stupid! If it's not a friend, how can I be with you every day?"
Ye Molan smiled: "Okay! Friend who turned a few corners! Give you a Pixiu with black bark and wood!"
Yexi got the Pixiu of the black bark wood, immediately stopped her tears, and said with a smug face: "I finally got deceived!"
Bing Hongshan shook his head: "Yexi, I'm speechless to you!"
Yexi said, "Are you still talking?"
Ye Molan smiled and said, "Yexi said this just to save face! Don't worry about him!"
Yehee: "Hmph, as if you know me well?"
After Yexi activated Pixiu, she began to fiddle with this newly acquired magic treasure...... Then he said, "How do I feel that this wooden Pixiu is not as strong as our little sparrow?"
Ye Molan squinted her eyes and smiled: "Sparrow team! Of course, the sparrow is the most powerful!"
Bing Hongshan: "Really! After the wood elephant and the wood pixiu are activated, they look big, they look majestic, and they seem to be very powerful? In fact, they are far worse than the magic of our sparrows!"
Yexi: "However, this is not bad, it can paralyze the opponent!"
Ye Molan: "Five Elements Shengke, gold-based magic restrains wood-based magic, if we encounter gold-based magicians or others use gold-based magic treasures in the future, we can't use wooden elephants and wood pixiu!"
Bing Hongshan nodded, and then asked, "Mo Lan, do you still have it yourself?"
Ye Molan smiled: "I still have a black bark wood Pixiu left!"
Bing Hongshan frowned: "It turns out that Pixiu is a couple, why don't you give me Pixiu?"
Ye Molan smiled: "I just took it casually!"
Ye Xi smiled and said: "For the sake of Ye Molan's righteousness, this time, we secretly ran out of the school, and I will take you to the casino in Luzhou to play!"
Ye Molan's eyes widened: "No, right? We sneaked out of school to play? Can we cross state classes at such a short time? There is a night class tonight! Can we come back in time?"
Bing Hongshan: "Tonight's night class is also Zhang Sisi's class, I don't want to take her class!"
Ye Molan: "But, if we skip class, it's our fault!"
Yexi: "We're pretending to be sick! According to common sense analysis, after moving heavy things for a day, we're tired and sick, what classes are we going to take?"
Bing Hongshan nodded: "Yes, we are tired and sick, we can't get out of bed, so we can ask our classmates to help ask for sick leave!"
Ye Molan: "But, if we go on a magic broom, we still won't be able to catch up? We won't be able to go back to school tomorrow morning!
Yexi: "Do you have any concept of geography? Our city is very close to Luzhou, and we are not going to the center of Luzhou, but just the junction between states! And who told you that we went on a broomstick? I and Binghong Mountain have magic spaceships! What broom do we ride when we leave school?"
Ye Molan: "Ah!" Isn't it a turtle?