Chapter 209: Farts don't stink

readx; When Dolgon heard Zhang Ying's words, he was very surprised in his heart, could it be that this person was not a talented Zhang Ying, this is unlikely! If this plague grandson is going to get the plague, he will have a plague, and he listened patiently. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Suddenly, Kangxi said in a kind voice: "Zhang Ying, where did you offend the official family? You are going to be intercepted and killed by the officers and soldiers all the way, I don't seem to believe it, you are a little bastard, you can use the official fanfare, what a big gesture, kill an insignificant person, is this the official family, the head is in water, uh! Or take the wrong strength, why make such a fuss!" Unless there are some people with ulterior motives, who want to stir up the yellow this time, kill a few white-faced scholars, and deter the candidates all over the world, they dare not come to the imperial city to take the scientific examination, and the students are frightened to go back to their hometowns one by one. ”

As soon as Dolgon heard this, he looked at Kangxi and Zhang Ying as if they had known each other for a long time, which is also unknown! No, one big and one young are blowing and singing double reeds, and they are acting really! Think of yourself as an old boy who doesn't grow up, good guy, if this fake Zhang Ying is a real Zhang Ying, this fake is true and false, and he is confused, what kind of shutter knot does Long Keduo get, hum! In this way, we will be unlucky to run into coal ash if we are a sworn party!

Kangxi caught the handle of cheating in the scientific examination, and he must chase after him, and he can't come out of the hard top to shield his accomplices, so that Kangxi is in the arms, and the prince will fall down with an arrow.

Previously, Zhang Ying didn't know where he got out of that gutter, did he have such a talented person in Tongcheng, Anhui Province? Well! Yes, there was such a person, who had been pressed by the governor Cha Keer and had not been released, and he was a well-known elegant scholar, and he had already sent someone to inquire, and he was a top person with an IQ of 255, so how could he sneak into the examination room of Hanlin Academy! I still can't remember, oh! My head is dizzy, I really can't figure it out, uh, or I have the wrong strength, it's really out of my mind......

Dolgon is thinking about his own thoughts, Zhang Ying is very famous for not being a brother, this time, Kangxi is wide open, and a thunderous thunder will come out in the air, this person is the champion Lang, become Kangxi's cronies, and it is extremely unfavorable to his own camp, which is undoubtedly a heavy blow to the heart, the matter has come to this point, and it is impossible to reverse the situation by himself, only with the power of one camp, and the little emperor to fight to the death, who will die is not necessarily!

At this time, Zhang Ying's voice came again: "Xiaosheng Zhang Ying, a native of Tongcheng, Anhui Province, has tried and failed, and has been pressed by the governor of Anhui Province. There are as many as eight people, all of them were released out to be officials, and they had no way to interrogate themselves, these yamen were all good players in the ball, and they were kicked around and finally even kicked the ball to the point of deflating, so they offended these big corrupt officials, we were afraid of being killed, so we swallowed our anger and gave up studying and doing business, and opened a restaurant to make a living, but I hate these insatiable guys still don't feel at ease, and they also sent a lot of rich eyeliner to keep an eye on it!"

When Dolgon heard this, his mind swelled, he dispatched all the elites to intercept and kill this white-faced scholar, it was really a thousand precautions, or it was impossible to prevent it, he was sneaked into the imperial city, and slipped into the examination room of Hanlin Academy to take the examination, this person is talented and intelligent, and he has become a leader in the decisive examination room, and stands out from the examination, it seems that Zhang Ying is his big nemesis!

I couldn't hold back the sound waves in my ears, and I heard the voice of the thief Zhang Ying: "Xiao Sheng heard it, this time, the emperor opened up Enke, so he risked his head in a different place, and decided to come to the imperial city to catch the exam, but he accidentally touched the nerves of the governor Cha Keerbo, and actually sent a group of killers to secretly intercept and kill, if it wasn't for his own fate, he would have been buried in the middle of the road!"

"Fart!" Dolgon yelled involuntarily, causing the Golden Luan Hall to buzz.

Zhang Ying was secretly amused, he pretended to be surprised and said, "Hey, who is farting in the Jinluan Palace? This fart is still ringing, and it is buzzing in my ears." ”

"Hmm! The fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, how can you say that?" "Smack!" A loud fart is a fart released after the stomach is cleared, but it doesn't stink, "poof!" There was a muffled sound, it was a fart released with a buttocks, it was a fart that was released after eating too much and not digesting it, and it must be a stinky fart when it was released, and the reason for this was that it was all done by corrupt officials, and the more greedy they were, how could they eat more! If you don't dig up these stink bugs, you're at a loss to the sky. "Kangxi has studied farts and said the ingredients of farts, farts are completely digested, and the farts released by the intestines are not very smelly, so what about stinky farts! It is the food accumulation and intestinal tract is not smooth, and natural indigestion is done!

"It's all barley fart. Dolgon howled, "Hum!" "Hum!" "Hum!" "Hum!" Dolgon's head exploded and he fell headlong into the bench.

Sun Jinzeyi, the chief eunuch, hurriedly rushed over, hugged Dolgon onto the seat, and made him lie on his back on the back of the chair.

Kangxi looked frank and natural, he smiled and said: "Oh! This doesn't matter if it's a loud fart or a stinky fart, it's all barley fart, the old prince is indeed well-informed, this is a wonderful thing, it is in one sentence, I sigh to myself as well as be really ashamed! Zhang Ying said it!" This is in the palace examination, those who are listening to the invigilator, can close their eyes and doze off, it doesn't matter, some officials are mostly in the regular meeting, they show tiredness, yawn and stretch their waists, there is such an unsightly phenomenon, it is a normal surname in the officialdom of a landscape, the common people have seen a lot, and they don't take it to heart, it is not surprising!"

The officials in the Jinluan Palace, when they heard Kangxi's words, cheered up, and they dared to show Lai San's expression!

"Xiaosheng, he escaped countless chases and killings along the way, and changed his appearance several times, so he escaped the catastrophe of death, and with the help of righteous people, he successfully entered the examination room of Hanlin Academy in the name of Zhang Ying, and was selected layer by layer, and officially entered the Jinluan Palace for interviews, answering the emperor's questions. Zhang Ying recounted the journey from Hefei, Anhui Province to the Imperial City, the journey was unpredictable, life and death were uncertain, and the upright officials in the hall could not bother, and they shook their heads and sighed.

Dolgon's sworn friends all knew it in their hearts, and they were shocked and gloomy when they heard it, a heavenly sword of justice had been hung above their heads, and they could drop the flying sword at any time, "Click!" "Click!"

"Zhang Ying, you can talk about the way of being an official again, let this group of officials listen, how does a good official who loves the people like a son start, by the way, educate those mediocre officials and relying officials who do nothing, warn the extremely vicious corrupt officials, how to be an honest and selfless servant of the people, and an official praised by the people. ”