Chapter 169: Hell Bribery
Bai Gosi calmed his mind, and the gamma rays emitted by the bull's head detection sensor flew in all directions in waves, detecting a wisp of wandering soul information in various parts of China.
Bai Gosi looked at the various data tables of the detection sensor, and the information sent back had become garbled, what was going on?
The detection sensor on the horn has been interfered with by humans and can no longer be used normally, and a wisp of soul has disappeared without a trace, and the direction of the fall cannot be detected.
Bai Gousi knew that this was a stupid pig who made a knot, so what could he do? He routinely searched the pig's body, but he didn't find anything, but he knew what he did, and there was no evidence to help him?
The stupid pig and Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures, even if they had no merit and hard work! The Jade Emperor would not embarrass him if he saw this face.
Bai Gooji shook his head helplessly, unhappy in his heart, and listless, he lazily returned to the palace of the king of Hades!
After the old king of Hades knew the situation, he sighed and said: "Alas, it was his own momentary mistake that caused this big loophole, Ling Feng's name was ticked off in the book of Hades, and he became an immortal body, protected by Zhu Bajie, no one can think about it, this matter must not be spread outside, the heavenly court came to check the roster, and tried to fake it to prevaricate, this is a common method in the officialdom, let's get by!"
Bai Gousi knew that the system operation of officialdom was thunder and rain, and he comforted again and again: "Master, you don't have to be sad, you have been inspected by the heavenly court, at most it is a suspension for investigation, demoted or transferred out, to a different place to be an official, and then to be an official master." ”
The old king of Hades could no longer stand the disturbance of the bribe-giver, he was miserable and depressed in his heart: "Bai Gousi, this matter has nothing to do with you, this master, it is a serious mistake caused by dozing off, blame only those who are officials who are greedy for ink, not only enjoy the greedy ink, but also live longer, do everything possible to drill holes and drill camps, drill into hell to bribe, in addition to the money floating in our heads, there are beautiful women flying!" I couldn't stand it, I was disturbed so that I couldn't eat well, I couldn't sleep steadily, I was in a trance all day and I didn't have the heart to do things, I was so confused that I had to suffer from schizophrenia!"
Bai Gousi is also worried about himself, this lord of Hades is not easy to be! In charge of the life and death of the world, those who are not right, familiar with the set of money to buy life, know the behind-the-scenes transactions behind it well, it is an unbroken unspoken rule for thousands of years, as long as there are human beings, it will never be extinct, it has become a magic circle, this magic circle imprisons the thinking of human beings, has an indelible brand, and is deeply rooted in the bureaucratic system.
Bai Gosi carried the iron chain, "Bang Chang!" "Bang Chang!" and walked towards the old Hades.
As soon as the old king heard the sound of the iron chain, "Bang!" The old king was frightened when he heard it, jumped up nervously, and screamed in a hissed voice: "Ahh
The old king of Hades is the prince who is in charge of the underworld, and he has always dealt with the ghosts and ghosts, and he must not be too bold! Before he was very greedy for ink and bribes, he was frightened like this, and it can be seen that those who are greedy for ink and bribery are indeed bold enough to cover the sky, this is not a lie, it seems that they are not brave and become corrupt officials.
When the old king heard the sound of iron chains, he was afraid that he would become like this, this is a conditioned reflex, don't those officials who are greedy for ink have brains, no!
Bai Gousi raised his eyes and saw that the old king of Hades was scared like this, and it was not a taste, he came up with an idea: "Master, let's come to a closed door to thank the guests, and we will not see anyone who bribes, then we will not be out of sight and out of mind, and we will do good things in the palace of Hades." ”
The old king of Hades showed a crying and mourning look, and he said with a bitter face: "Bai Gousi, you are still a tender chicken! Nowadays, the relationship network extends in all directions, comparable to the Internet, and the whole body is affected by a hair, can you be good to yourself?
"Master, let's clean ourselves, how can we call it self-inflicted?"
"Bai Gosi, no one listens to what you say, no one responds to your work, you stumble when you walk, you climb the pit and splash the toilet, and you can't even poop peacefully!
"Wow, sir, this is not hard to deceive yourself. ”
"Bai Gousi was right, you just deceived you without discussion, who told you to be confused. ”
"This Lord Hades is really difficult! It's not a way to go on like this for a long time, how can you untie this trap?"
It can be seen that it is not easy for the old king to become a clean official himself! He said bitterly in his heart: "This old man is unable to do it, and he is knocking on a headache? The brain is swollen, and the shadow of this tight spell can never be shaken off, and the strength must be cerebral hemorrhage!"
The old king of Hades and Bai Gousi are talking lightly about how easy it is to be an official, it is even more difficult to be a clean official, and it is much easier to be a corrupt official, such a sensitive topic.
On the ground, a human shadow rushed in from outside the gate, and sneaked into the Hades Hall and hid in a dark corner.
Bai Goosi saw the shadow of the person, and he shouted urgently: "Master, there is a situation in the palace of the king of Hades, and I found that a living person has broken in. ”
The old king of Hades was already commonplace, he didn't think it was strange and said: "Bai Gousi, let's close the door to thank the guests, it's just an empty word, the storm is always coming, you can't hide it, you saw it with your own eyes! ”
Bai Gosi was a man of general knowledge, and he turned his back and walked out of the Hades Palace, and rushed out of the gates of hell until he captured the souls of the dead.
Old Hades' eyes were like eagles, and he swept into the dark corner, and he hurried over.
A person from a provincial and ministerial-level official stood up in a dark corner, holding a huge check in his hand, to see if you accept it or not, he first picked out the words and said: "Don't come unharmed, master, it has always been good, this July 15 is called Halloween, it is your millennium birthday, this official birthday is coming! Congratulations to the turtle and crane longevity, coexisting with heaven and earth, let's send a big gift to come, please laugh at it, if you refuse to accept it, it is a hot face sticking to a cold buttocks, which seems unkind!"
The old king pretended to have Alzheimer's disease and said, "Ahh
"This official is the number one leader in Yulu, as for finding the door to hell, the master will ask, and it will not be leaked, and the people are also kind, so it is secretly revealed!"
The old king hesitated in his heart! When it came to this, he had no way out, but he still stretched out his hand and reluctantly accepted the check, and saw that it was a seven-digit astronomical number on the face of the ticket.