The second eighty-second round, 800 million monkey cubs, one billion weasels
In the world, there are many famous sayings about life and death. ^//^ There is a famous saying, saying: Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you dare not die.
What a bullish person, the moment he faced death, he became a coward in a blink of an eye, such a person is really like a carp crossing the river, too much.
Without further ado, the book picks up.
Let's say that Nangong Shi is this guy, seeing that Bixiao used the mixed yuan golden bucket to first capture the Four Saints of Jiulong Island, and then captured the Four Heavenly Monarchs of Huanghua Mountain, it was simply effortless, and he was shocked to see that the rebels in Northern Xinjiang were going to be recovered by Huang Shiren's gang.
If these 200,000 rebels surrender to Boyi Kao, it will undoubtedly mean that Boyi Kao owns the entire northern Xinjiang of Xiqi, and plus Xiqi's 100,000 northern army has 300,000 living forces.
Therefore, Nangong Shi has to organize this kind of thing to happen no matter what, so he proposes that it is better to accept it when it is good and fight again tomorrow.
Nangong Shi's careful thinking, for Huang Shiren, the number one slut in the world, can be seen through at a glance.
Lao Huang, a slut, promised that he could make a truce, but if the war started tomorrow, Nangong Shi must be the first to go into battle.
These words frightened Nangong Shi Chrysanthemum.
Rub, that is, tomorrow, all the eleven golden immortals in Xiqi City will come over, and they will definitely die and ashes when they go into battle!
The princely hegemony is Ji Fa's, but his life is his own!
Nangong Shi's face turned pale, and he said with a smile: "Immortal Chang is joking. ”
Huang Shiren smiled coldly: "I've never been joking, what's the matter, do you want to continue fighting, or will General Nangong be the first to go into battle tomorrow?"
Nangong Shi smiled bitterly and said, "This ...... Let's ask the immortal chief to decide. ”
Huang Shiren glanced at Nangong Shi with disdain, kicked his feet, flew into the air, and came to Wukong and Nezha, pretending to be coaxed. Said: "Supreme Treasure, Supreme Jade, you said earlier that we won you because the magic weapon took advantage, so let's just come and meet you in person today, how about it?"
"That's the best!"
Huang Shiren smiled: "That's it." How about we don't use magic weapons, let's have a cultural competition?"
"If there's a fart, let it go!"
"I have a proposal, why don't you and I get something from each of us, whoever is better wins, how about it?"
Huang Shiren's proposal aroused the curiosity of hundreds of thousands of people.
Wukong smiled and said in a low voice: "Master, you slut! Back then, on Jinao Island, you were a slut who made the light fairy lose his underwear, but I didn't fall for you! If you have a kind, change the way!"
"Bastard, hurry up and join forces! Just make a show, do you want to really compete!?"
"Rub, Master! I finally have a chance to compete with you, I don't want to let it go!
The master and apprentice muttered, Huang Shiren couldn't figure out Wukong, so he had to take a step back and said, "In this way, Bibi has the most things on us." How?"
Wukong heard this over there, hehe, hehe, and said in his heart: Master, this slut, this time he is blind to the dog's eye. Compared with me, I hide and wipe the things on my body, and there are so many monkey hairs on my body, how can there be hundreds of millions! He is a weasel, and the hair is all hidden by me, and there are even fewer other things. Compared to this, I took advantage of it.
Wukong was triumphant and said: "Okay! Jingming Daochang, if you win this competition, we will all belong to hundreds of thousands of horses, if I win, you have to let Na Boyi get off the horse and shout to my grandfather, and dedicate Xiqi City, this Xibohou, I will do it." How?"
"Okay!
The Xiqi Northern Army and the rebels in the Northern Xinjiang are really round-eyed, and they all have to see what kind of comparison this strange competition is...,
"Respect the Ming Daoist, you can see clearly!"
With a low roar, he shook his body, only to see countless golden lights flying into the air, which was the condensation of monkey hair all over his body, and countless monkey cubs appeared on the clouds.
"Jing Ming, the monkey hair on my body, as much as 800 million, monkey cubs, quite a lot!" Wukong laughed.
The hundreds of thousands of horses in Feiyan City stared at the monkey cubs transformed by the 800 million monkey hairs in the sky, cheering and thundering!
Rub it! 800 million! What a spectacle!
"Oh no!" Bo Yi Kao was so frightened that he almost fainted when he saw this formation immediately!
In mid-air, Huang Shiren stretched lazily, turned his face to Bixiao and said, "Good Bixiao!
Seeing the evil smile on this guy's face, Bi Xiao was angry in her heart, and she wanted not to go, but she thought that this competition was extraordinary, so she had to come to her.
"Slut! You compete with others, what does it matter to me!"
"Don't move this! Wukong, a slut, is determined to give me a horse, if he doesn't teach him a lesson, he doesn't know who his master is! He has a lot of monkey hair on his body, I can't compare to him, only one can beat him!"
"Then scoop it out!" Bi Xiao laughed.
Huang Shiren looked embarrassed: "This thing is really not easy to scoop out!"
"Why can't you scoop up the things on your own body!?"
"This ...... How do you say it......" Huang Shiren looked helpless and said, "Do you know that there are a billion things on a man?"
"Billion?" Bi Xiao heard this, his heart was overjoyed, and he said secretly: Wukong has 800 million monkey hairs, if Huang Shiren has 1 billion things, then it will be a win!
Bi Xiao is the pure lady of Sanxian Island, and she has never understood the affairs of men and women, how can she think of Huang Shiren and obscene thoughts?
"Slut, if you have a billion things, just scoop them out. “
"Didn't you say that I need your help!?"
"How can you help, say?" Bi Xiao was happy.
Huang Shiren smiled: "I'm alone, I can't take it out, come on, you come to help me." “
With that, the slut began to untie his belt!
When Bi Xiao saw this action, her face turned blue, and she raised her hand to slap Huang Shiren.
"I'm so good! I'm serious this time! Only this one is more than Wukong, I'm my descendant! If you don't help, our plan will be over!"
"You slut, you bully me......" Bi Xiao guessed the idea of this thing at this moment, and her face was flushed with shame.
"Bixiao, do you help or not?" said Huang Shiren.
Bixiao's face was as red as the sunset, and said, "So many people are watching, how embarrassing is it that everyone is a girl!?"
"This is easy!" Huang Shiren waved his hand, released the aura of the chaotic chain, covered the two of them, took off his pants, and said, "Hurry up!"
"How can I help!?"
"That's your problem! My brother is here, his hands and mouth or whatever!"
Bi Xiao really wanted to go up and strangle this slut, and said, "Can't you do it yourself!?"
"I've never had this habit! If you don't help, I'll know!"
"You slut!" Bi Xiao sighed, walked up to Huang Shiren, and had to bend down......
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Ladies and gentlemen, I can't talk about this in detail.
Let's say that hundreds of thousands of horses in the West, holding their heads high, looked at the cyan aura in the middle of the sky, and waited until their necks were long, and when they heard Huang Shiren let out an extremely obscene hum, they saw a white light shooting out from the cyan breath, and the white light fell, and immediately flew out countless golden weasels!
These weasels, all in golden helmets and golden armor, stand tall in the clouds, what a bull's fork...,
The youthful aura dissipated, but seeing Bixiao touching the seductive little mouth in a panic, Lao Huang's slut looked extremely satisfied, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said to Wukong: "Your mother! Your monkey hair is 800 million, and I have a lot of wolf cubs!
After that, he pointed his finger for a long time, but saw that the weasel cubs hugged the monkey cubs one by one and bit them, and they had an extra 200 million to play soy sauce next to them.
The scene just now, Wukong saw it very clearly.
Good Wukong, when he threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick in his hand on the ground, he looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Oh my God! I always thought that in this world, I would become the first slut sooner or later, but now it seems that compared to this bastard dog ignoring things, I will never come out!
After that, Wukong fell to his knees with a thud, faced Huang Shiren with convincing, and said: "Jing Ming Dao is on top, I am the supreme treasure, I am willing to gamble and lose!" Since then, 200,000 horses and a group of brothers in Northern Xinjiang are all looking forward to Jing Ming Dao Chang Ma!"
"Okay, good, you're very fortunate to be able to turn back!" Huang Shiren came to Wukong with a fake smile, helped Wukong up, and laughed.
"Master, you slut!
"Rub, it's so refreshing! I can't imagine that Bixiao's mouth work is so good!"
"Damn, Master, you're so cheap! You're cool, I have to be a little good, right?"
"Good things to say! What good do you want for this thing to do well!?"
"I don't mind if Master Bixiao makes me ...... refreshing"
"You bastard! That's your master! I'll slap you to death, believe it!?"
"I know you're stingy!Okay! Master, if you don't let me be cool, it doesn't matter, if there is a golden pill that turns eight or nine times, give me a sack, if you have an innate magic weapon, give me a basket, how about it!?"
"Die! I want nothing, I want your master's rotten life, there is one!"
"You slut, Master, you're so stingy!"
......
Above the clouds, the master and apprentice whispered, and below under the command of Nezha, the 200,000 rebels in northern Xinjiang surrendered to Bo Yi Kao's subordinates, put down their weapons, the gate of Feiyan City was opened, and the Xiqi Northern Army entered the city in a mighty manner.
Nangong Shi was on the horse, and when he saw this scene, he was so shocked that his soul flew out of the sky, and a mouthful of blood rushed out, and he fell under the horse with a thud.
Second son, I can't imagine that this Jingming Daoist has such a ability, and now the 200,000 rebels in Northern Xinjiang are all owned by Bo Yi Kao, but how can it be good!?
We're all over Xiqi!
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