Chapter 30, no love
Not to mention that this Lu Dongbin ran for speculation, but this catastrophe of heaven and earth is coming again, but their eight immortals have not yet gathered. Even he didn't know who was one of the Eight Immortals. If this Ning Caichen was not the reincarnation of Daxian, he felt that he could fight for it.
Ning Caichen didn't know that he was targeted by the Pure Yang Immortal Monarch, and he was almost one of the eight immortals. He only knew that Xu Xian was extremely angry with him.
With a bulging little face, Xu Xian said: "The two girls are here, how can the uncle dress up in front of the young ladies." ”
He didn't know Ning Caichen's behavior at all, and thought that Ning Caichen was tidying up his clothes just now.
In the eyes of a mortal in his mind, this big man tidied up his clothes in front of the woman, and people naturally had to leave.
Ning Caichen laughed and said, "What's the matter?"
Xu Xianxiao's face flushed, and he thought that he was still angry with Ning Caichen, so he snorted, don't look over.
Seeing that he was really angry, Ning Caichen said, "Shall I tell you a story?"
Without waiting for Xu Xian to agree, he talked to himself.
This story is the story of Xu Xian and the White Snake. It was from this moment that he used this opportunity to determine Xu Xian's reaction.
To be honest, on this side is his relatives, and on the other hand, he is a ladyboy love that has fallen through the ages. Let Ning Caichen choose by himself, he really can't take it, he can't give it up. Just follow this story and see Xu Xian's reaction.
Xu Xian was disdainful at first, but after listening to it, he couldn't help but interject: "This white snake repaid the favor, but it was destroyed on the green snake, if there was no green snake, everything would have gone much smoother." ”
I have to admit that there are not many stories in this era, and there are even fewer long ones. And this person's snake love, although it is a little absurd, but it is with the scholar to save the beauty, and the beauty is in the taste of the body. Even Xu Xian listened to it.
"I'm not telling this story to let you pick the thorn of the green snake, but what do you think of this person's snake love?" Ning Caichen was a little nervous, and even more expectant, and looked directly at Xu Xian.
Xu Xian said disdainfully: "The son is silent, and the strange power is confused." How can my uncle be serious?"
"What if that's true?"
"Even if it's true, it can only be said that this white snake will not repay the favor, and she should help the scholar to study in high school. A doctor can only save a hundred, but an official can save the world. ”
In order to prevent him from contacting him, Ning Caichen did not say according to Xu Xian's family background, but just said that he was a lonely scholar whose parents died early and was alone.
Now that Xu Xian was picky, he had to make up and say, "This scholar can't take the imperial examination?"
"Why can't you pass the exam, is it because your knowledge is not good? Then she should urge him to study, rather than follow him in everything. ”
In the world of "everything is inferior, only reading is high", it really can't be said that everyone is equal in work. Gritting his teeth, Ning Caichen made a killer move: "This scholar is a Xu official, and he can't pass the imperial examination." ”
"Oh. Xu Xian's expression darkened, and he said, "In this case, it would be good to have some silver taels with him." Isn't she a demon? Why should she work so hard, be ostracized by others, achieve nothing, and lose her surname. ”
It's a big pig's head! It's just not open.
Ning Caichen couldn't wait, maybe when the white snake would come to the door. There has to be a discipline first. "I wonder if a kind monster falls in love with you, will you love her?"
As soon as these words came out, he almost said: "Boy, the idiot in the story is you".
So as soon as these words came out, Ning Caichen was extremely nervous.
Xu Xian thought for a while, but he didn't know what to think, but he smiled.
Just when Ning Caichen thought it was done, he heard him say: "Kong said to be benevolent, and Meng said to take righteousness." If you are not of my race, their hearts will be different, and you are a monster!"
This was not the answer in Ning Caichen's mind, and he couldn't help but be a little anxious. "There are good people and bad people, how can there be no good demons?"
"I won't marry her!" Xu Xian was firm.
"Why?"
"Uncle, you're so strange today. Why do we scholars ask me such questions? ”
"Stories, just stories. ”
"Uncle still don't read these miscellaneous books, just like my uncle said, a man's husband, a famous man should be tested in the field. Xu Xian taught him with his words.
Ning Caichen was blinded. He couldn't understand what was going on at all.
This Xu Xian doesn't love the White Snake anymore? Isn't this a mess?
Is he still young and doesn't understand the love between men and women, or does his little butterfly change history?
Did you accidentally affect this Zhengtai? Or did this Zhengtai not love demons in the first place, but the white snake snatched it.
Ning Caichen couldn't figure it out, and he didn't understand it all the way. He only felt that the wine was on the top again. What messy pictures kept flashing in Ning Caichen's mind.
There is even a picture of Xu Xian's master's daughter who fell in love with Xu Xian, but was destroyed by the white snake.
It's similar, but it's not exactly the same world. It's hard to say that the little girl in the pharmacy is the second wife, and this Bai Suzhen is the main house. Maybe it's the opposite?
The wine came up, and I couldn't think of anything. When he arrived at Gong Li's house, he fell asleep.
In the haze, someone fed him hangover soup and seemed to ask him why he was so drunk.
The next day, Ning Caichen woke up and felt a headache. He knew that this was the reason why his body was not adapted to alcohol in this life.
"Wine, wine. ”
"Uncle, you're awake. "It turned out to be Li Gongfu, and now he didn't go on an errand, just waiting by the bedside.
Seeing that it was Li Gongfu, Ning Caichen covered his head and said, "Gongfu, have some wine with me, so you can sober up." ”
Li Gongfu said: "Uncle, can you sober up when you are drunk and drink again?"
"Absolutely. This drunken headache, two or two stomachs, can solve this headache. "This is the hangover cure of the future. People like them who deal with the Fa will inevitably exchange cups. This is still a recipe for seniors, and after trying it, it will work immediately. Now I think about it again.
Li Gongfu's eyes lit up when he heard this, this is the standard drunkard's words and deeds. With his love of wine, he can't take it as a golden word.
At this time, Xu Jiaorong walked in with a disc. "Father-in-law, you can't listen to your uncle. Although my uncle is a talented man with great literary talents, this hangover only uses the principle of hangover soup, how can there be the truth of wine. ”
As soon as Xu Jiaorong spoke, Li Gongfu was obviously disappointed.
Ning Caichen endured his headache and said: "Niece and daughter-in-law, it is not unreasonable to use wine to relieve hangover, the so-called fighting poison with poison ......"
"Uncle, your hangover soup. Xu Jiaorong directly sent the soup to Ning Caichen, so that Ning Caichen couldn't accept it.
After a bowl of soup, Xu Jiaorong took the bowl and spoon, and after leaving, Li Gongfu dared to speak. "Uncle, my Hun family always thinks they know everything. But how can she know much about her uncle? Uncle is the great talent of our Hangzhou City. ”
After a bowl of sobering soup, Ning Caichen's complexion improved a lot, and he said with a smile: "Gongfu, where can I be considered a great talent." It's okay to talk about it at home, but don't talk about it when you go out, it's just to make people laugh. ”
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