Chapter 285: Upside Down Beings, Humans and Ghosts Fall for It (3)

"The times are not good, but the ...... will not pass away"

Shen Kun's singing voice reverberated between heaven and earth, I don't know when some of the audience raised their heads, closed their eyes, tears slid down their cheeks, they heard the sorrow of the overlord, and some of the audience beat their chests and scolded the injustice of the sky, they lamented the defeat of the overlord......

At this moment, all living beings are infected

The song was heard in all directions in the silent night wind......

In the audience, Jina's emotions rose and fell with the singing, suddenly bursting into tears, suddenly raising her arms and shouting, completely forgetting her plan. 【Full Text Reading】(Hand-typed Novel)

Backstage, Yuan Jun, who was recuperating from his injuries, suddenly uncovered the white cloth on his body, and asked the people around him in astonishment, "Is this Shen Kun's voice?"

There was no one around to answer, and they were all listening intently.

"Heh" Yuan Jun smiled, closed his eyes and sang softly, and muttered: "Shen Kun, you are really a natural superstar......

A small wine shop.

The remnants of the drunken soldiers looked up in dismay, "This song ......"

"The overlord of Western Chu, the song of the fall"

The black-armored monster lying on the bench turned over and sat up, smiling hoarsely, "Can a song of the overlord's funeral be performed to such an extent, a soul master-level powerhouse?"

With a movement of his black-iron-gloved fist, the black-armored monster smiled even more strangely......

Out of Yunnan City, on the unusually complicated streets.

A sloppy figure asked for directions, and when he heard singing from the northeast, he suddenly lay down on the street, belly upside down and laughing.

"Is this man crazy?"

There was a disdainful voice from passers-by in his ears, and he didn't seem to hear it, but just beat it to the song, "Pull out the mountain and cover the world......"

Airplanes~~~~

The ancient sword on his waist suddenly rang out, he patted the scabbard, and laughed with drunken eyes: "What's it called?" That's not the real Chu Overlord, it's not the real Overlord Halberd, you are out of the sheath, it will scare the children's ......"

Capture the sun downstairs

Yan Nangui knelt under the shrine and prayed, the song came, and there was a sound of gold and iron resonating from the halberd beside him, "Yan Nangui, Chu and Han compete for power, the overlord is the strongest, the Three Kingdoms are in turmoil, and Wen Hou is respected...... You say, if I meet the overlord of Chu, who wins and who loses?"

Has Wen Hou's fighting spirit also been mobilized?

Who is stronger, the overlord of Western Chu or the iron halberd Wenhou? This is an interesting question, and Yan Yan's answer is even more interesting

"You will all lose," he said, "because I will catch Yu Ji and Diao Chan, and make you surrender at my feet, and help me hold the history in my hands, and let me write the deeds of the ages."

"Ha, hahahaha......"

The halberd laughed loudly, "Yan is difficult to return, you are shameless" and then cried, "If I had been as shameless as you back then, Diao Chan...... It is not still missing......"

"So you've been my martial soul in this life, haven't you?"

Yan Nangui smiled and continued to worship the black mist, unable to see clearly the shrine dedicated to the gods and Buddhas.

Deep in the heart of the earth

One red and one green, two petite figures also choked low in the song.

"Bastard, who's singing, so red wants to cry her nose"

"But, but, this person's singing voice is so beautiful" The green figure turned around quickly, "Green Green also shed tears, grandma said, as long as we learn to laugh and learn to cry, we will no longer be terrible ghosts, but a complete human being, and now, we have learned to cry, we can be regarded as half human."

"But we can't laugh yet," the red figure was a little sad.

"Well......" The green figure thought for a while, clapped his little hands and said, "We can go to this singer, he can make us cry, he must make us laugh"

"But, we can't just leave the Sunrise Tower."

"Sneak out, no problem, right?"

The two petite figures secretly discussed a few words, turned into two light fires, one red and one green, and floated out in a dark tunnel......

......

Morning... , The noisy performance venue finally quieted down, and the golden attackers of the public loser began to clean up the venue, while Shen Kun's wig was messy, disheveled, lying crookedly on a large mound, muttering and cursing, "It's difficult to be an actor, it's even more difficult to be a star actor, it's ...... hard to be a sensational superstar actor."

From the moment Shen Kun launched the reversal of sentient beings, an audio-visual feast turned into a farce.

The audience's emotions were completely affected by the upside-down beings, they felt that the battlefield of Jiuli Mountain was in front of them, and Shen Kun was the overlord of Chu who killed himself in Wujiang...... An aunt with five big and three thick clothes actually rushed to the stage and grabbed the long sword that was across her neck

"Girl, you can't die" The aunt picked up her clothes and rushed to the black and oppressive Han army camp, "It's not a dead end yet, go, the aunt will take you out to kill"

"Hey, hey, we're acting......"

Yiyi only struggled for two sentences, and was covered by the aunt to cover her mouth, turned her head to Shen Kun and cast a look for help, but saw countless audiences rushing into the performance venue, some of the audience picked up bricks and wooden sticks and began to beat the actors who played the Han army, and the other part of the audience carried Shen Kun and rushed to the edge of the 'Wujiang River' mightily, "Stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, overlord, cross the river"

The most excessive thing is that some of the golden attackers were also affected by the song, and they launched the secret technique of the public loser, created ten excavation engineering vehicles, and filled the 'Wujiang River' into the ground in a few minutes......

In this way, the overlord of Western Chu was carried across the Wujiang River......

So far, thinking of Xiang Yu, he refuses to cross the Jiangdong, is the overlord of Chu who crossed the river still the overlord of Chu? Is the overlord who crossed the river still a farewell concubine?

It's messed up

The whole performance turned into a farce, and after everything calmed down, Shen Kun seemed to have fought more than 100,000 battles, lying on the mound of soil that filled up the Wujiang River, 'snorting' and panting.

Not far away, almost all of the tricks performing the Han army were beaten to the point that their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they looked at Shen Kun with grievances...... It's just a performance, these audiences really come to resentment, the actors' faces are still full of pride, which can make the audience immersive, and even can't help but rush to the stage to change the plot, this song and dance drama is undoubtedly a success

"Hey, little eyed guy......"

Yiyi crawled over weakly, fell beside Shen Kun and gasped: "Miss Yuanjun asked me to thank you, no matter how it ends, you succeeded"

"An-la, An-la" Shen Kun also took a few breaths, "How is Miss Yuanjun's injury?"

"Quiro came here just now, leaving a few bottles of the Golden Blood Clan's secret medicine, there should be no danger to his life......," Yiyi sighed, "But Miss's appearance, alas, will take at least three months to half a year to recover." ”

"Oh......"

Shen Kun hid his true thoughts: if the idiot made a move, Yuan Jun would recover overnight, but until he found out the details of Yuan Jun, he would not let the Xuan idiot help a person who might become an enemy.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, the actors are already tired......"

"Fuck off"

As he was talking, there was a sudden angry scolding from Ji Na in the distance

Ji Na had just woken up from the song, and when she saw Shen Kun lying on the mound, she immediately led someone to kill her.

"Your Royal Highness, what do you want to do?"

After Yuanjun was disfigured, Shen Kun was the pillar of the performance troupe, and he couldn't let him receive the slightest injury if he said anything

"What is this princess going to do, does it have anything to do with you?" Ji Na proudly pointed at Shen Kun, a very strange light bloomed in her big eyes, and shouted: "Someone, arrest him for me and escort him back to my palace?"

Before the words fell, two golden soldiers rushed to Shen Kun, one pressed his shoulder, the other took out the rope, and skillfully tied up Shen Kun's five flowers.

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A whirling flying knife grazed Shen Kun's shoulder and flew over, cut the rope, and returned to Yiyi's hand, "Ji Na, aunt, I've put up with you for a long time, you're *** endless"

She stared at Ji Na viciously, "Miss Yuanjun has the golden imperial book of the Dongge Sage, and the person who wants to arrest Miss will explain the crime to me, otherwise the Gu *** flying knife will not show mercy"

"Yo, do you dare to threaten this princess?"

Ji Na lowered her head, licked her lips, and there was an eerie aura on her body, and she said slowly: "Come on, grab this yellow-skinned pig and send it to the palace kitchen."

Yellow-skinned pigs?

Shen Kun was originally watching the excitement with a smile, he was not afraid of Ji Na and dozens of golden soldiers at all, it was really irretrievable, and he activated the martial soul to kill it, but when he heard the words 'yellow pig' popping out of Ji Na's mouth......

Squinting his small eyes, Shen Kun's thoughts suddenly returned to the Shaolin Temple in his previous life.

At that time, Shen Kun was still a sensible child, and Shaolin Temple had just become an open tourist attraction, and several white-skinned tourists also pointed at Shen Kun's second master and scolded the word 'yellow pig'...... The second master is a sweeping monk of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, an honest little old man, but it was on that day that Shen Kun saw him turn around on the path of the back mountain, and when he came back, there were a few drops of blood on his hands, and a few tourists who were broken leg bones were left in the back mountain......

Later, the second master told Shen Kun that although the monks of Shaolin Temple had become monks, they had not gone abroad, and some things were unbearable

Since then, Shen Kun has been particularly sensitive to the three words 'yellow pig'

And...... Gina is going to send the clothes to the back kitchen?

"Amitabha, is that rumor true?" Hearing this, Xuan Idiot frowned slightly in the Nether Soul Mansion, and his tone was gloomy

"Hey?" Shen Kun smiled a little strangely, "Brother Xuan seems to know some secrets?"

"When the poor monk was serving as a military advisor to Geshu Yinglong, he heard some legends about the Golden Blood Clan. Xuan Idiot sneered: "The core members of the Golden Blood Clan are all after humans and beasts...... Brute"