Chapter 34: The Jindan Thief
Sun Monkey heard the Seven Fairies say that they came to pick peaches and open peaches, but he didn't have a weak expression at all, combined with his question just now, 'Who dares to steal my peaches', he knew that this person had long regarded himself as the owner of the peach orchard. This surname made Ao Xin look disdainful, the monkey went to the old neighbor East China Sea Dragon King to ask for weapons before, like a beggar, took the Dinghaishen needle and forced people to put it on him, and if he didn't give it, he would beat people into meat cakes, and now he helps people guard the peach orchard, and treats the peach orchard as his own thing. Whoever has such a neighbor is really willing to be shot and stabbed to death.
The monkey stood up straight and said, "Who did the Queen Mother invite to the peach party?"
"I invited the Central World Sect Master Duobao Rulai, the Venerable Wang Maitreya, the Venerable Medicine Master of the Oriental Liuliguang Future Buddha, the Ancient Buddha of the Burning Lamp, the Purple Bamboo Forest of Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, the Bodhisattva Manjushri, the Bodhisattva of Fuxian, the Bodhisattva of Lingji Lishan, the Old Mother of Lishan, and the Immortal Weng of the Three Islands of the Ten Continents ...... overseas."
The eldest princess reported more than 100 names in a row, and the monkey originally thought it was funny, but then gradually realized that something was wrong, so she interrupted: "How many people are there in total?"
"Together with the four values of Gong Cao, Jiuyao, Wufang, Liuding Liujia, Twenty-eight Constellations, Zhou Tian's three hundred and sixty-five Star Monarchs, and the four Dou Thunder and Plague Divisions, there are a total of 1,200 people. Princess Celestia replied honestly.
The monkey said: "Isn't there a Monkey King?"
The seven fairies all covered their mouths and snickered, this monkey has no quality and no lord, that is, an old macaque watching the garden, how can there be his name on the list?
The monkey is not stupid, watching the actions of the seven fairies, he didn't know that he had been tricked, and immediately said angrily: "I'm angry with me! That week, the three hundred and sixty-five star monarchs were invited, is there still one of them left for me? The queen mother dared to make Lao Sun unhappy, and Lao Sun let her peach bloom!"
The Seven Fairies had also heard of the power of monkeys, and immediately exclaimed and scattered in all directions, wanting to run away and tell the truth.
The monkey pointed with his hand and made a fixation method: "Fixed!" The seven fairies were frozen. Then the monkey fought with him, turned into a cloud, left the peach orchard, and went to the place where the peach club of the Yao Pond was located.
Ao Xin looked at the seven beauties behind him who didn't move at all, and he was really greedy. This is a rare beauty in the sky and on the earth, and if you sell their hairpins, I am afraid that the demon king will go bankrupt to buy them. This monkey is really a monkey, and he has fixed the beauty, but he is only trying to steal the fairy wine......
Ao Xin hid on the monkey's purple gold crown and followed him all the way to Yaochi.
When he was about to arrive at Yao Chi, Ao Xin saw a barefoot old fairy with huge feet walking slowly. This person is the famous barefoot immortal, who has made great contributions in the battle of the gods. Later, there were eight immortals who should be robbed, and he was also the one who responded to the robbery, he dug out a cartilage 'lazy bone' in his ribs and threw it into the six reincarnations, and he became that Lan Caihe. Just by looking at this kind of supernatural power that can transform into a piece of bone (Makoto-Ren), you can witness how strong his strength is.
This barefoot immortal is strong, but his brain is not very good, and he is very easy to be fooled.
When Sun Monkey saw him from afar, he shouted, "Brother!"
"Great Sage, you look in a hurry, is something happening?" The barefoot immortal is an honest man, and he wants to solve problems for the monkey at the moment.
The monkey said: "This time, the peach meeting will not be held in Yaochi, but in Tongming Palace." The queen mother saw that her grandson was fast, so she called her grandson to report the news. ”
The barefoot immortal did not doubt him, and immediately went to the Tongming Palace. Along the way, the honest immortal was still talking to himself strangely: "The Queen Mother of the West is also called the Golden Mother of Yaochi, and it is her habit to hold a peach party in Yaochi, why is she going to Tongming Hall this time......?"
The barefoot immortal was blinded by the monkey, and went to the Tongming Palace.
Then the monkeys repeated their old tricks, relying on the technique of changing their hairs, and turned into more than a thousand monkeys, stopped all the people with invitations, and coaxed them to the Tongming Palace.
Then, the monkey turned into a barefoot immortal and swaggered into the Yao Pond.
There are wrestlers carrying liquors carrying jars of baiguo brew, and fairies fiddling with pastries.
This hundred fruit brew is the elixir fairy dew brewed from the hundred fruits of West Kunlun, although the medicinal power is not as good as that of the peach, but it is also a treasure that can increase mana when drunk. The Queen Mother of the West also has a dojo in Kunlun, which is also one of her characteristic outputs.
Those pastries are just more vulgar things, just delicious, not very famous.
A few yellow turban wrestlers and fairies wanted to greet the monkey, and the monkey blew lightly, and the hairs in their mouths turned into sleepy insects and stuck to the faces of several people, and those people fell asleep.
"This queen mother dares not to invite my grandson to drink, and my grandson wants to drink all her wine!" the monkey turned back to its original form, grabbed a jar of wine, tore open the seal and drank it. This monkey himself grew up eating fairy fruits, and he felt comfortable drinking a hundred fruits, a jar of wine was hundreds of catties, and he drank it all in one go, and he didn't see his stomach bulging.
After all, this is immortal wine, and no matter how large the monkey drinks, it is impossible to drink it endlessly. Soon he drank more than 20 jars of wine, totaling more than 2,000 catties, and began to swing when he walked.
Only then did he realize that he remembered: "I stole something, I can't stay for a long time, I'll run away first, and then I'll talk about ......" After saying that, he stumbled and ran away.
Ao Xin flew down the purple gold crown, took away ten of the remaining twenty or so jars of immortal wine, and then followed the monkey.
The monkey drank thousands of catties of wine, and he couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, he wanted to escape through the South Heavenly Gate, but he didn't know how, so he came to Laojun's residence 'Tushi Palace'. Lao Jun gasified Sanqing, and there were three clones with the same strength as him, and this Tushi Palace was where Lao Jun, a clone who likes alchemy and refining, lived.
Ao Xin saw this Tushi Palace from afar, so he flew down the purple and gold crown of the Sun Monkey, and quickly fluttered against the ground, and the monkey flew into the Tushi Palace through the crack in the door three or five minutes earlier.
Lao Jun likes alchemy, there are so many pills that he can't use them up himself, and in the original book, even the king of the black chicken country got him a nine-turn soul rejuvenation pill. Lao Jun also likes refining tools, the monkey's Dinghai Shen Needle, the nine-tooth nail rake of Bajie, and the half-moon Zen staff of the sand monk are all refined in Laojun's furnace. As soon as Ao Xin came in, he saw a dazzling array of thirty or fifty weapons, and his eyes were dazzled.
I'm afraid that the worst weapons here are also Jiupin Immortal Treasures, and there are several Lingbao, so it's impossible to say that Ao Xin is not greedy. However, Ao Xin thought about it carefully, the monkey stealing the pill was in Lao Jun's calculation, and he followed the steal, and he couldn't find out, if he stole the weapon, it might be exposed. Thinking about it like this, Ao Xin didn't go to get the weapon. Instead, he went and took the five gourds that were on the table.
This gourd contains the Nine Turns Golden Pill. People who practice ** Xuangong and Nine Turns Xuangong can practice for ten years by eating one. Ordinary people can immediately lift the sun and soar after eating, and it is difficult for knives and guns to penetrate. **Xuan Gong was created according to the Nine Palaces Bagua Pattern of this Jin Dan and the Wu Clan's alchemy technique, and the Nine Turns Xuan Gong is similar.
Ao Xin remembers very well that the monkey ate the peach and drank the immortal wine, so that he had strong mana, ate the golden pill, and was then thrown into the furnace by Lao Jun for seven hundred and forty-nine days to refine the mixed yuan golden body.
This golden pill needs to be refined with the power of twelve yuanchen, and it can only be refined every twelve years, and countless elixirs are consumed, and there are only ten in each furnace, except for Taishang Laojun, no one can refine this every day.
Ao Xin opened a gourd, his eyes looked down at the mouth of the gourd, and he was suddenly excited, this gourd is less than a hundred! The monkey was later invulnerable, and he dared to love because he ate five hundred nine-turn golden pills, which is equivalent to five thousand years of cultivation ** Xuangong! No wonder in the end, he was able to become the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and Yu Lingyun flew across to behead a corpse of 'Monkey King', tied the heart ape, and achieved victory over the Buddha!
"That monkey will do a lot of evil in the future, for the sake of the peace of the world, I, an honest man, have no choice but to be a thief!" Ao Xin used the means of the Five Elements Mountain to take out fifty golden pills from this gourd, then put down the gourd in his hand, picked up other gourds, and took another fifty ......
If it weren't for the fear that the monkey would take too little medicine and the effect would be insufficient, it would be burned out by the Laojun furnace, causing a bunch of cause and effect, Ao Xin might have taken away **ten gourds.
After taking two hundred and fifty nine-turn golden pills, Ao Xin turned back into a fly, and only then did Sun Monkey stumble in.
The monkey had the Dinghai God Needle, so he naturally couldn't look down on other weapons, and his eyes suddenly fell on the five bottles of gourds. He licked his lips, opened the mouth of a gourd, poured out a golden pill, and tasted it. Then his eyes lit up, and he poured out a dozen in one go, threw them into his mouth and chewed them, making a rattling sound.
This monkey ate all 250 golden pills in one go, just like eating jelly beans! Ao Xin looked at it but was not envious, he also had 250 of his own, and he could go home and eat it slowly......
The monkey was born to be a thief ancestor, and soon he turned over to other pills, this time it was not the Nine Turns Golden Pill, but the holy medicine Zijin Pill that replenished qi and blood, he didn't care about the situation, he ate up another bottle in one go, and then went to the Qingxu Pill and the Falling Pill, anyway, what he could see and feel that he could eat, and all the pills were eaten up by him.
After eating thousands of various pills, the monkey was stimulated by the power of the medicine and suddenly woke up.
"Oh no! How did I steal it to the Tushi Palace! Lao Jun's strength is not comparable to that of ordinary Star Monarchs...... Escape!" The monkey also knew that he had caused a big disaster, so he quickly turned into a gust of wind and fled.
Ao Xin followed him and escaped from the Nantianmen Gate to Huaguo Mountain, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He hurriedly escaped underground, not planning to stay with Sun Monkey again. Everyone knew that Sun Monkey would not be able to escape the next catastrophe, and if it weren't for the protection of the Three Saints, it would not be enough for him to die a hundred times.
Monkeys are unkind to people, but it's okay to their own monkeys and monkeys. A group of old monkeys surrounded the monkey and asked him if he was having fun on it, and the monkey said that it was not fun, and the old monkeys asked someone to make a banquet for the monkey to catch the wind. The monkey felt that it was not delicious, so he went back to the Heavenly Palace again, stole all the green fruits in the peach orchard, and took away all the remaining immortal wine, and gave it to his monkey grandchildren to eat.
"It's so delicious!" a little monkey ate green peaches, so comfortable that he lay on the ground and couldn't help shaking.
"King, do you want to keep some and bring it to the Pingtian Great Sage?" Marshal Ma is an old monkey, and he has refined his feelings, and at this time he remembered the Bull Demon King and other demon saints.
The monkey waved his hand and said, "Just eat it! On average, you can't eat half a mouthful of peaches, and you still think about what outsiders are doing?"
When the monkeys heard this, they thought it was the same, and went on to eat the peaches and wine.
There is a mountain peak next to the main peak, and the Bull Demon King has been watching the situation here. Suddenly, he laughed at himself and said in a low voice: "Hehe, share blessings and hardships, don't ask for the same year and the same month to be born, but to die in the same year and the same month...... If this Bi Ma Wen is in trouble again, I will definitely not come to help again. After speaking, he turned into a demon wind and left Huaguo Mountain.
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