As the saying goes, the moon is cloudy and sunny, and people have good and bad luck, one moment they are still upside down, and the next moment they are swept into the bureau, everything is not surprising.

And said that there is a general soldier in Chentangguan, named Li Jing, since he was a child, he asked the truth, worshiped the West Kunlun Du'er Zhenren as a teacher, learned the five elements of escape, because the immortal road is difficult to achieve, so he went down the mountain to assist the big businessman, at a young age, he was the official residence of the general soldier, and enjoyed the wealth of the world. Marrying a wife Yin, husband and wife love, although the surname life is harmonious, but there is no child for a long time, I heard that Wulong Mountain Yunxiao Cave Manjushri Guanghua Tianzun is extremely effective, the husband and wife went to ask for a while, back less than a year, the wife is pregnant, and October, gave birth to a son. Li Jing is in a high position, and has a strong and lovely second son, he is really happy, his son said, invite friends from all walks of life to come to celebrate, Chen Tang Pass inside and outside the lanterns, drum music ascended to heaven.

Then the two brothers Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng, bid farewell to Bai Jian, came all the way quickly, and saw a pass in front of him from afar, and it was a place where a husband and a man could not open it, but saw: the mountains are towering, the cliffs are precarious, the forests are sensen, the roads are winding, the mountains are grandiose, the clouds and smoke are rolling, and people are on it, fluttering like immortals. The mountains are stacked and green, the strange rocks are high, the canyons are deep and dangerous, and the streams are dense and diverted, which can be described as natural dangers. Zhennai: The volley stone kicks 3,000 zhang, and the Yaolin is a million flowers. Seeing this with his own eyes, he suspected that he had arrived at the immortal house.

When the two came to the front of the pass, they saw that every household was putting up lights, every house was colorful, happy, singing and dancing, and a joyful state, and they couldn't help but wonder.

"This old gentleman, why is this place so celebrating?" asked Huang Shiren as he pulled an old man over the place.

Before the old man met, the Taoist chief described strangely, with a fairy style and bones, and he didn't dare to slack off, and said: "This immortal chief is a foreigner, hehe, our place, called Chentangguan, is an important business town, and a few years ago there was a general soldier, named Li Jing." Although this General Li is not very old, he has high skills, and since he came, he has led the troops to rectify the place, and our life has gradually improved. No, a few months ago, the general soldiers were overjoyed, and today they are celebrating a hundred feasts. ”

"Thank you, sir. Huang Shiren let go of the old man, twisted his goatee, and smiled: "I didn't expect to come to Chentangguan and bump into the Baiyue Banquet." ”

"Big brother, find a place to stay, it's getting late, and there's a restaurant over there. "Da Shengdao.

"Nerds. Isn't there a place to live?" Huang Shiren pointed to Chentang Pass and said with a smile: "Let's go have a cup of wine tonight." ”

"Big brother, are you going to see Li Jing?" Jin Dasheng was full of unhappiness: "People are the chief soldiers, and you are not familiar with them, how can you be cheeky to drink?"

"You don't care about this, I promise to let Li Jing carry the sedan chair and invite us into the house. ”

"I don't believe it. Although Jin Dasheng smiled on his face, he knew this brother's ability in his heart.

The two of them entered the gate, looked for people to inquire all the way, and soon came to the door of the Li Mansion.

I saw a large-scale mansion, guests came and went, the sheng was famous, and the Xuan Xuan was shouting, so it was not lively.

"Drink the wedding wine, you have to give a congratulatory gift. Huang Shiren saw that the people who entered the house were big boxes and small boxes, and he felt embarrassed to go in empty-handed, and saw that there was a study shop next to him, and he turned it upside down, and asked for a pair of silk silks, one for two, and wanted to come to pen and ink, make it into the shape of a couplet, raised his hand and wrote the upper couplet, but the lower couplet was empty, and told Xiao Er to put it into the box, and it cost a total of three big money.

Huang Shiren's actions, Jin Dasheng saw it in his eyes, saw that he wrote those words of dragon flying and phoenix dance, read it, and suddenly his head grew: "Big brother, this bullshit you wrote, go in and let Li Jing read it, you have to chop us up!"

"Leave it alone, just drink later. ”

"If I don't get beaten, I'll burn high incense!" Kim Dasheng shook his head.

wrote such a nonsense sentence, the congratulatory gift is only three big dollars in one piece, if it were me, I would also tear down the ribs of this goods!

After finishing it, Huang Shiren carried the brocade box and staggered to the Li Mansion.

When the two came to the door, they were greeted by a steward.

"Little Li San has seen the two Taoist masters!" "The one in charge is the housekeeper of the Li Mansion, because Li Jing has many friends, so as not to neglect the visitors, let the family go out of the mansion to greet him, and this Li San is in charge.

Li Jing had specially instructed before that ordinary people should not be neglected, and those who cultivated the Tao must not be neglected.

Li San saw that Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng were dressed in Taoist robes, fluttering like immortals, where did they dare to take it lightly, walked over and gave a salute.

"Oh. Li San, I heard that General Li's son had a banquet, and I came to congratulate you!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Immortal Chief, please!" Li San stayed in the mansion, only to see a queue in front of him, and some family members registered the gifts of the guests.

"Huilongguan Gao Tianyi Gao Dao Chang, a handful of jade Ruyi, a bag of elixir!"

"Tiantongyuan Hu Liang is a pair of ninety-nine pound golden boys!"

"Zizhu Courtyard Cai Xiaohang Cai Daochang, a fairy sword, a pearl fairy clothes!"

......

Jin Dasheng followed behind Huang Shiren, and saw that the person in front of him was either gold and silver jewelry, or magic weapon fairy clothes, and looked at the brocade box that he was carrying three big money, and with a cold sweat on his face, he couldn't help but take a few steps back, pretending not to know this goods.

"Hey, this Daoist brother, why did you still issue a note after the registration was completed?" Huang Shiren patted a Taoist in front of him.

These gifts, after the delivery, there will be a pair of silk strips hung on the chest of the Li Mansion, these silk strips, divided into green cloth, brocade, silver thread, gold thread, green cloth is the most, brocade is second, silver thread is second, gold thread is the least.

"Daoyou came from afar, hehe, Mr. Li feasted guests, and the guests were given four kinds of silk strips according to their prestige and seniority and the preciousness of the gift, the silk strip of the rusty gold thread was the most precious, and the gift I gave was light, and the cultivation was shallow, so I got a brocade. The person in front of him gave a delicate and transparent Jade Tianzun, took the brocade, pinned it to his chest, and smiled at Huang Shiren.

I see. Huang Shiren nodded and came to the front of the case.

"What do you call the Immortal Chief?"

"Meishan Heaven is between Huang Shiren and Huang Sanzu. Huang Shiren said with a smile.

Ma Li, who was in charge of registration, wrote down Huang Shiren's name and said, "What gift did the immortal chief give?"

"Oh, I came in a hurry, I didn't prepare, and I sent a couplet. With that, Huang Shiren handed over the couplet in his hand.

Looking at the brocade box in Huang Shiren's hand, Li San's face changed suddenly!

On this brocade box, there is also the name of the store of Li Crooked's house opposite, which together is not worth three or two big money, these two sluts must be cheating to eat and drink!

"Meishan Heaven Rén Huang Shiren Huang San Ancestor, send a couplet! Frame it with a brocade box in Li Crooked's Mouth Store next door!" The subordinate who registered and made the register was also a master who saw the wind and steered the rudder, glanced at Huang Shiren, smiled coldly, and reported loudly.

At this sound, countless people turned around and looked at Huang Shiren with a look of contempt.

Jin Dasheng, who was standing next to him, couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into: Grandma's, it's a shame!

It was Huang Shiren, who faced everyone's eyes and was very calm.

"Immortal Chief, this is the voucher for entering the table, you take it. The subordinate threw Huang Shiren a strip of green cloth and gave him a blank look.

"Hey, little brother, I have something to say!"

"What's the matter?!"

"Why are others brocade and silver and gold threads, but I am a green cloth!? No, you can change me with gold threads!" Huang Shiren said loudly.

I said, "It's a shame!" Jin Dasheng was about to vomit blood, so he turned his face to the one next to him and said, "I don't know him, I don't know him." ”

"Bastard!" Li San, who had been forbearing, couldn't help it, and said loudly: "You bad guy is so shameless! With a broken couplet of three or two big bucks, and you still want gold thread and silk strips, what kind of place do you think of our general military mansion! This is not a place to cheat and eat and drink! Fork it out for me!"

A family member came over and beat Huang Shiren all the time.

"Well played! I have already reminded you!" Even Jin Dasheng felt that Huang Shiren was too cheap and should be beaten!

"Your mother!" Huang Shiren's eyes widened, and a palm thunderbolt blasted out, and the family members who rushed up fell to the ground, one by one, screaming like a pig.

"Who is bold, dare to be so presumptuous!" The head of the mansion had already rushed out of the armor.

"Li Jing, you dog, give me a death! Damn, it's still a snob, oh, other people's etiquette is a courtesy, but my courtesy is not a courtesy! If you don't give me an explanation today, Lao Tzu demolished your house!"

He crossed his hands on his hips, looking like a shrew scolding the street, majestic and majestic.

Jin Dasheng sweats!

"This fellow Daoist, this is too much!" Lao Huang broke his throat, and he could spread ten miles away, and a big man came out of it.

I saw this person, red-faced, tiger-backed bear-waisted, with a long beard, majestic, not what else could Li Jing be.

"Your mother, it's not as good as you!" Huang Shiren arched his hand at the people around him, and said: "Everyone, everyone is congratulating him Li Jing, mother, he also divides us into three, six, nine and so on, what kind of green cloth silver thread gold thread, isn't this a cold person!"

Everyone had a little opinion on this, and they all laughed secretly.

"This fellow Daoist, there are too many people, and this is also for the convenience of the arrangement, I don't know how my subordinates offended you!?" Li Jing said busily.

Li Sanzao ran over and whispered again, and Li Jing was stunned when he heard it.

looked at Huang Shiren and felt that this person looked a little cheap, but he didn't look like an ordinary person who cheated on food and drink.

"Li Jing, the couplet I sent did only cost three big bucks, but if you give me a strip of green cloth because of this, grandpa will not make you feel better if he says anything today!" Huang Shiren glared at Li Jing.

"Fellow Daoist, dare to ask where is the Immortal Mansion?" Li Jing is well-informed, and seeing Huang Shiren's tone, I am afraid that he has a background.

"Meishan Tianshan world, Huang Shiren, Huang San Ancestor!"

There is no impression in the sky. Just ask again.

"This, who is the Daoist Honorable Master?"

"You ask me about that cheap master, hehe. Land pressure!"

"Who!?" As soon as the name came out, the entire mansion was silent, especially those who cultivated the Tao, and their jaws dropped to the hand.

"Who?!" Li Jing thought he had misheard, and asked again.

"It's the one who is known as the first loose person in the world, and he is playing soy sauce everywhere!" Huang Shiren smiled and took out Lu Press's nail-headed Seven Arrows Book and shook it in front of Li Jing.

Li Jing's cold sweat flowed down as soon as he brushed it.

Who Lu Jian is, he naturally knows. Don't say that it is yourself, your own master Du'er Zhenren also has to bow down when he sees Lu Press, and his master's master, the head of the sect, Yuan Shi Tianzun, who is in charge of the sect, also has to give three points of courtesy when he sees Lu Press!

This thing turned out to be the apprentice of Lu Zhudao!? Fortunately, there was no fight, otherwise it would ......

Li Jing was so frightened that he hurriedly stepped forward, slapped Li San away, and said loudly: "Bastard! Senior Huang is my guest of honor, and this couplet can't be exchanged for an innate magic weapon!"

Li San was fanned so that his teeth flew sideways, and he trembled and handed Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng gold threads, Huang Shiren held them in his hands, and he was unwilling to wear them.

"Big brother, forget it, give people a face, put it on. ”

"You know me now?"

"Recognized, recognized. ”

......

Two sluts, showing off their might, arrogant, really two hungry wolves entered the house, a pair of cheap goods came in, Li Jing looked at the evil smile on the faces of the two, and was terrified.

He had a hunch that when these two people came, he would not be able to live at this banquet. ## #昨晚看球, the update is late, sorry. Hehe. Look at the poor chrysanthemums tightly, especially Sweden vs. France, I'll say it again after you finish, it's really beautiful! Haha

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