Chapter 37: The Emperor Must Be Comfortable

Liu Ponu has begun to regret it a little, did he know that he was not fragrant when he stayed at home in the sun that day?

When can't I go to find a job, I have to go that day?

On weekdays, the mouth bar is so strict, why can't you control your mouth that day?

It's good now, there is no shortage of materials, but Liu Ponu is really not happy at all.

Maybe you can only experience the happiness of a rich man when you can't see this bad old man......

Anyone who has accumulated a good mood for a month will not be happy if it is suddenly destroyed on this day.

"By the way, what did you just say I could arrange for you?" Looking at the sullen Liu Ponu, Liu Che's face instantly blossomed, without any disguise.

Boy, you made me change my mind, how can I face this difficulty alone?

You think beautifully!

Besides, I'm doing this for your own good, and you'll know about it someday......

"Arrange a fart, it's ......," Liu Ponu scolded angrily.

"If you don't say it, how do you know I can't arrange it?" Liu Che smiled, looked at Liu Ponu lightly, and then said: "Recently, your father and I are big celebrities in front of the emperor, as long as I make a suggestion, the emperor will probably not refuse......

"Really?" Liu Ponu was suddenly stunned.

He suddenly thought of an excellent way to get out......

"Then can there be a fake?"

"Oh bad old man, what about this agricultural thing, in fact, he is divided into regions, you know? I have traveled south and north for so many years, and found that although the cultivation methods in each region are mostly the same, there are many differences in details, so my original plan was to wait for this year's harvest to come out, first promote it in Guanzhong and Kanto, and then lead people to the north, where to build a field and study it well, and it will be fruitful in about three or five years, and then the north can farm according to this idea, and then I will go to the south......" Liu Ponu Balabala said.

Anyway, his plan was to escape from Chang'an.

Even if the Emperor knew that I had something to do with you, a bad old man, I had been busy with agricultural research, and I didn't have time to get involved in those things.

Of course, how irritable Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was in his later years, Liu Ponu also knew something from the history books.

Therefore, in Liu Ponu's plan, it was divided into countless five-year plans, the first year was just to find land, and all kinds of things were done casually, and the second year changed slightly, regardless of success or failure, anyway, experimental things, who dares to guarantee that they will always succeed?

In the third year, we will appropriately engage in some technology, and continue to follow this process in the future, when the environment is good, we will herd sheep, and if the environment is bad, we will quickly take technology to save our lives.

No matter how irritable the emperor is, he can figure out how important these techniques are at critical moments.

Even if it was just for the emperor to decide not to kill him for the time being, after the matter passed, the emperor's anger would disappear, and he might really be able to save this little life.

Anyway, it is a principle, if the affairs of the court can not be mixed, they will not be mixed.

Liu Ponu created a Shennong character for himself, in fact, he already regretted it, he shouldn't have taken out the three things of the waterwheel, the manure and the Quyuan plow in one go.

If this is in the later stage, it will at least save his life for fifteen years, and he will survive Emperor Wu of Han......

"This can't work, Guanzhong and Guandong are already big grain producers, as long as the grain output in these two places is solved, the imperial court can basically be carefree, and the emperor is more concerned about the iron problem now." Liu Che thought about it a little and understood what Liu Ponu meant.

Say 1,000 to 10,000, don't you kid still want to run away?

I'm so weird, what the hell is wrong with you?

Could it be that staying away from me will make you feel safe? I can't get rid of your stinky problem, can I?

Liu Che knows Liu Ponu's temper very well, if he doesn't tell the words to death, this kid will definitely be able to find a sewing out of the egg for you.

So in order to avoid continuing to argue, Liu Che said calmly: "If you want to blame it, blame your kid for saying so much in front of me before, and let me say it more than you in front of Your Majesty, now it's difficult to ride a tiger, and you have to do it if you don't do it!" ”

Liu Ponu squeezed his eyes hard, what am I ......

The predecessor is so bragging, the root cause is in you?

This old Liu family's excellent genes are really not willing to waste a little.

Liu Ponu also felt as if he was really wronged, and finally figured it out, but he was beaten back to reality in less than a month.

I just found an idea for myself again, but before I could implement it, the bad old man welded the car door to death.

How many of the celebrities in front of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty can have a good end?

It is said that when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Gongsun He to be the prime minister, the frightened Gongsun He's legs trembled, and he knelt on the ground and wept bitterly to resign, but the result was unsuccessful.

In the end, it turned out that Gongsun He's resignation was correct, because he was beheaded in the near future.

Every time he thought of the precedents recorded in the history books, Liu Ponu couldn't help but tremble.

The bad old man doesn't listen to persuasion, he is stunned to show his awesomeness, what if one day the emperor can't think of letting you be the prime minister?

No, I'll have to figure out a way......

Liu Ponu struggled to drive his little head melon seeds, bad old man is determined to stay in the chariot of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and can't get down, although he is his own cheap father, but he can't drag himself to death together.

If you want not to be implicated, you can only come up with something that makes the emperor jealous, or something that makes the emperor worry and reluctant......

Well?

Liu Ponu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped his thigh suddenly.

Pregnant......

Liu Ponu glanced at Liu Che seriously, hesitated slightly, and finally decided to tell him his plan.

Otherwise, Liu Ponu really can't rest assured, maybe this bad old man will start to die as soon as his head twitches, digging a bigger pit for himself.

"Bad old man, for the sake of your kindness, I won't bother with you this time, but there are some things that we better say in front!"

"What?" Liu Che smiled slightly, as long as you follow next, say whatever you want, say as much as you want, I am not your father if I want to listen to you!

"The emperor is extravagant by nature, although the money accumulated by Emperor Wenjing consumes a lot of money, but the emperor squanders more, and now the treasury is tight, and the emperor even wants to build a palace to pit those powerful people, this is not a long-term solution!"

"Next, I don't do much in this aspect of agriculture, although there are different places, but the methods are roughly the same, the national promotion is it, even if the increase in production does not meet the requirements, even if the yield of an acre of land only increases by one percent, it is not less in the country."

"So, next I'm going to focus on the emperor, isn't the emperor strapped for money? Then I'll find a way to help the emperor make money, so that he has more money to squander, and when the time comes, you can help me resign, and let the emperor arrange for his henchmen to do this......" Liu Ponu Balabala said.

Liu Che looked at Liu Ponu with a puzzled face and asked, "If you can do it well, why do you want to resign?" What does this mean? ”

"You forgot what I told you earlier? Even if you have money, the ministers will not let the emperor spend it casually, so the emperor will only become more and more irritable, and there will only be more and more unlucky ministers, and people who are more awesome than you can't bear it, why do you think you can resist? ”

Liu Ponu looked at Liu Che with disgust, that's all?

That's it?

I really don't know if the emperor has no roots in his head, and he can value you so much, a bad old man who doesn't understand anything.

"When the time comes, I will dig a pit for the successor, and when he takes office, he will definitely not be able to do well, and then you will find a way to let the emperor change a few more people, and when they are all bad, then you will tell the emperor to let me bring a few people to take over, and then I will operate casually, let these few learn a half-trick level, and I will resign when it is almost ......"

"Let's also give the emperor a cunning rabbit three holes, and ensure that the arrangement for him is clear, such a toss, I think the emperor should also understand, if he wants not to worry about money, he can only rely on me, so that you can do whatever you want in front of you, as long as it is not a rebellion, I think the emperor should not care about your ......"

Liu Che was moved and wanted to beat people: I thank you for putting so much effort into calculating me......