Chapter 59: People don't talk much
Liu Ponu's words made everyone present stunned for a moment.
What is this?
Why don't you play according to the routine?
We are officials, we are parents and officials who govern the locality, what are you doing fighting and killing?
"That, Liu County Commander ......" Lan Ren interrupted Liu Ponu with some confusion, and then asked him to continue, it is estimated that this time today will not be able to be controlled.
Now he finally understands why Liu Ponu came here to be the county magistrate, this is a second generation who can't be controlled in the family, so he wants to send it out to experience it.
But according to common sense, shouldn't their family come to take a breath first, how much to explain and let them play?
Now Liu Ponu's family does not have any explanation, and Liu Ponu does not play cards according to the routine.
I just tried it a few times, and you suddenly turned around?
What about the city?
What about forced qualifications?
Are you still going to be shameless?
Lan Ren suddenly thought of his uncompetitive son, isn't his behavior in Lantian County no different from the current Liu Ponu?
The only difference is that he can cover the sky with one hand in Lantian County, so the rabbit cub can act recklessly in Lantian County.
And Liu Ponu ......
Lan Ren suddenly felt a little headache, you just like to find trouble, he can hold it down, but Liu Ponu, the powerful second ancestor, he really doesn't dare to force it.
can be held down, the key is whether there will be a reaction in his house after holding it down?
When he arrived in Chang'an, the king of Lantian, he couldn't be pressed to death with one finger?
Liu Ponu didn't care what Lan Ren thought in his heart.
Aren't you trying to pretend to be forced?
Don't you want power?
I'll give it to you, just see if you can catch it!
"Lan Xiancheng, no one has ever dared to interrupt me, but I'm happy today, I'm too lazy to worry about you, if this is in the past, I would have to smash your ass to relieve my hatred!" Liu Ponu squinted slightly and glanced at Lan Ren, and said casually.
However, the more casual he was, the more scared Lan Ren became.
Often only this kind of inadvertent expression is he real, and what people with no background say is not like this......
Liu Ponu casually glanced at the bottom of his eyes, some people were shocked, some were afraid, some were confused, and some people thought he was bragging.
But no matter what the people below think, for Liu Ponu, he doesn't have so much effort to care about these bullshit things.
Secretly, you want to collude with me, and you don't care.
But you can't delay my business, if I come here to be the county magistrate, you will be hollowed out, if this matter is known to the bad old man, then it will be okay?
Just by virtue of the fact that he has lost his face so many times on weekdays, this time the bad old man will definitely have to come back and live his addiction.
As for being too much of a hit?
Anyway, there is a bad old man staring at it, and this pit was dug by your bad old man, so you have to carry this pot honestly.
As long as you are willing to carry this pot well, then I will definitely do this for you beautifully.
"You've all heard of the iron mine that has been very busy in the county recently, right?"
Liu Ponu pointed at himself with a proud face, and said: "I did it, the emperor personally issued an edict, and even set up a new official position for me, the envoy, I didn't have time to bring the edict today, and when you all go to the yamen tomorrow, I will bring the edict to you to take a good look!" ”
"My advantages are still relatively obvious, you are better than me, then feel free, if you don't have me, don't move while you're lying on your stomach as soon as possible."
"You should all know that Wangjia Village, right? At that time, I was not happy to hear it in Chang'an, and I ran to the palace in the middle of the night and dragged the emperor directly from the bed, and asked him to kill the Lin army after asking for 200 feathers! ”
"When I arrived, I slapped the edict directly on the face of the Wang family, and asked him if you want the whole village of 1,660 people to lie together neatly, or do you want to cooperate honestly?"
"Guess what's going on?"
Lan Ren looked at Liu Ponu with a frightened face, and exclaimed in his heart that you did it......
And guess what?
Do you know that now the squires of the entire Lantian County are scolding you, and I have never seen such a shameless person as you in my life.
If you say that you are reasonable, you will kill people when you talk about it.
For what happened to the Wang family, almost the entire Lantian squire felt sorry for them, and at the same time sighed that this matter did not happen to them.
However......
Who would have thought that this killing god would come in the blink of an eye?
Or did it directly become a county order?
The most important thing is that they still set up a bureau to play him?
"Eat, eat with chopsticks, it won't taste good when it's cold!" After pretending to be forced, Liu Ponu picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of mutton and put it to his mouth, looking at the people who were still stunned and shocked, and greeted him again and again like a master.
Propriety?
What bullshit rules!
Only the weak speak the rules.
Besides, I haven't been an official before, if I really play with them according to the rules, then can I play?
Liu Ponu is not a certain person, and he does not have that kind of confidence in himself that borders on madness.
So I can only punch the master to death, pull them to my level first, and then beat them with what I am good at.
Shameless?
Obviously, you Lan Ren did it first, if you don't pull these people to give me a ride, can I copy my homework in a decent way?
You can dominate in Lantian County, and I boast that I can dominate in Chang'an, so I ask you if you are afraid?
I don't know if it's fear or what, under the urging of Liu Ponu, everyone below picked up the chopsticks one by one absentmindedly.
"Phew!" Seeing everyone pick up the chopsticks, Liu Ponu relieved himself to put the piece of mutton in his mouth, and immediately spit it out directly.
Lan Ren, who was sitting on Liu Ponu's left hand, turned blue in an instant, how much does this special mother look down on people?
If it's not delicious, you don't eat it, just spit it out?
Still making such a big move?
Lan Ren put a piece of mutton in his mouth, tasted it carefully, and found that the taste was no different, it was still the same as before, and the resentment towards Liu Ponu in his heart was even deeper.
"It's a local sheep, right? It's not delicious at all, and tomorrow I'll ask my father to send hundreds of prairie sheep over for you to taste, and the taste is called an authentic! Liu Ponu was talking serious nonsense.
He can't eat any sheep, and he hasn't eaten mutton yet.
In fact, on a flat chest, although the taste of mutton is light, the umami of mutton is still very strong.
But in order to pretend to be forced, Liu Ponu had to spit out the piece of mutton in pain, and flattened it worthless.
Lan Ren looked at Liu Ponu dumbfounded, he couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and stick him to death, no one dared to humiliate himself like this in his life, no one dared!
"Poof......
This is also the first time Liu Ponu has drunk since he crossed, and when he takes a sip of wine, the slightly sour taste instantly makes people rise.
The mutton tastes good and vomits in order to pretend to be forced, but this wine is really unpleasant, and it is an instinctive refusal of the body......
"What kind of wine? I don't drink it to my dog......"