No one can keep a good mood when the other person is pointing at their nose and scolding. The so-called cultivation www.biquge.info pen, fun, and pavilion is just the difference between choosing to attack on the spot, attack later, or endure silently. People who are scolded and still lose their smiling faces are either not strong and have no choice, or the acting masters are level, or their intelligence is abnormal.

Now Kevin has no reason to be afraid of ordinary bards, and it is even more common for him to spray each other, this person is blatantly spreading rumors, and he cannot be let go of him in public or private, in emotion or reason.

However, Kevin is not a reckless person, and it is likely to backfire if he directly slams the table and stands up to reveal his identity. There are many "information insiders" mentioned in this article, and no one here can prove it. Kevin said it was fake, he said it was true, and the audience naturally couldn't judge the two sides. When the time comes, he will say, "You say yourself, of course you don't admit it", "I don't know you, why should I hack you?", "You want to be awesome, you put a stronger fighting spirit out, put a stronger magic out?" and so on.

As soon as this kind of remark came out, it was very unfavorable to Kevin. The most critical core of the tavern spray is to guide the audience. Once the audience feels that this person is, and desperately coaxes you to step down, even if you really hold the truth, you can only leave gloomily.

For this reason, Kevin just sat forward in a seat without changing his face and began to carefully analyze the flaws in his story.

"Don't you believe this kind of garbage can climb up to the Captain?" said the bard, still spitting, "and you'll understand if you hear me tell me a few examples." ”

"What is this person who is called the Hall of Lack of Thought, when he was in the recruit team, you know who he was with? With the son of the famous leader of the Thunder Knights, what kind of regiment is the Thunder Knights? That regiment is one of our three major knights! That regiment is yellow and vindictive, and the leader is the Sword Saint. Do you know the Juggernaut, have you seen the Juggernaut's strength?" the bard asked.

The drunkards shook their heads, and Kevin raised his hand and replied, "Oh I know, it's on the same level as the foreman on the construction site." ”

Everyone laughed, but then they thought about it, and it was really like that. The one over there is a great mage, even if he is an infrastructure maniac, but in a way, he is also a foreman.

The bard also smiled, glanced at Kevin more, and then continued: "This man named Kevin, as soon as he came in, mixed with the son of the regiment leader, is it possible for ordinary people? It's obviously a relational household, or someone with a background. ”

"On the day of the recruits' drill, this guy and the regiment commander's son wrestled and rolled on the field, and they had a decent competition, but it was still a tie. Look, what level is this?" the bard tapped on the table and asked everyone to think for themselves.

The drunkards couldn't help but talk about it, some guessed that he was the illegitimate son of the general, some guessed that he was the illegitimate son of another nobleman, or was it the very talented urinal protagonist?

The bard scoffed: "No one knows whose illegitimate son he is, but it is certain that if he is the main character of the urinal, then the word protagonist is meaningless." ”

He was on a mission to protect the associate professor of Wang Li College and observe the ecology of gorillas. It turned out to be a failure. You know that the task of the recruit team is the easiest, and how hard it can be for the recruits, it is all a failure. In order to cover up his incompetence and withdraw any territory, external forces, and forces, the army made a big move, and gathered all the mercenary groups to search. This thing is still a dead faggot, and he took the opportunity of the search to rub the buttocks of all the men in the mercenary group. ”

The sound of inhaling ...... was heard in the tavern, and it was obvious that everyone was feeling very uncomfortable.

"Then, the goods ran away, and went abroad for a while. You say it's time to avoid it, you have a relationship, you cow, we won't say anything. He hid it for the time being and caused trouble, and in the end, he didn't know how to get it, and was arrested by the country of Lebozier. It was really a thrilling time, you have to know where the foreigners don't care about you, and they are going to kill people! As a result, they were saved by our ambassador. ”

The grumpy man in the tavern had already started scolding: "Why did this garbage save him? ”

Kevin was unhappy, but he still didn't have a seizure, just sat in a seat one more forward.

"Forget that, the recruits are over, and this thing has really been assigned to the Knights of Thunder. And it's also the most comfortable post, the catapult soldier. How cool is this class? Basically, as long as you move stones, you don't need to walk much, and you can take a car. And the whole group only had one, and it was returned to him. He became a catapult soldier, and no one cared about it, running out all day long, he could often be seen in the tavern, and he was still paid the same salary, and he didn't delay playing, is this still a soldier?"

"That's it, and later the army also organized military exercises. Everyone knows that military exercises are the kind of things that are played, and they can't really be played, and getting a referee to say that whoever 'dies' will 'die', which is tantamount to a game. Speaking of which, the winner or loser is in the mouth of the referee, guess what Kevin's record in the military exercise is? Two regiments! One person kills two regiments!"

There was an uproar in the tavern, and everyone looked incredulous.

"You don't need to believe it, you can't fake it, go to the army and ask around," the bard replied, "and as for whether it's true or not, how much water is in it, alas!"

The more Kevin listened, the more he frowned, this person knew a lot of things, but everything was interpreted in an alternative way, not like an ordinary casual rumor-monger, but more like a scripted rumor after being bought. It is unlikely that anyone will be behind the scenes, the Church of Light, the General.

Destroying my reputation is nothing more than making it difficult for me to be reused. Although General Oude looks at himself very unpleasantly, it is not to the point of spending money to hire a bard, if the general wants to get Kevin, there are many methods, and Kevin's reputation is damaged, and the reputation of the Knights of Thunder is also damaged. The Church of Light is even more unlikely, although Kevin has made trouble, but this kind of trivial matter is not worth the other party's action.

can understand himself so thoroughly, not so much hatred as jealousy, I'm afraid that only the man behind the scenes has not yet appeared. Thinking of this, Kevin couldn't help but feel a little emotional, his ability has at least been affirmed, and when he engages in public opinion warfare, he will also piggyback on himself. This only boosted Kevin's self-confidence, because it meant that he was already a character.

Some people in the tavern have begun to worry: "This kind of person has such a good record, once he really leads troops to fight in the future, it will be very dangerous!"

The bard immediately continued: "You are so right. Next is the task sent by the king to exterminate the bandits. Everyone should know that the Thunder Knights died more than 180 people this time, why? Because this kid didn't listen to the command, he was afraid of death! He was a foolish achievement, a person with no real ability, and as soon as he went to the battlefield, he was coaxed, but he didn't die himself, and he died of 180 comrades. 180 pcs!"

The grumpy people in the tavern were immediately angry: "What are you doing with this kind of person?"

"Hehe," the bard sneered, "he's alive, and he's alive better than you! Hehe, what can you do with him?"

"Fake!" the tavern suddenly resounded with the arrogant words of the drunkards, "If I meet this kind of person, I won't even know my mother who will beat him." "Yes, I'm going to beat it too. "Beat him enough, I'm going to kill him." ”......

Kevin finally got up and said, "Fake! It's a waste of food for this kind of person to live!"

"Big brother," the bartender ran over to dissuade, "you're too excited, don't smash our table." ”

"I'm just jealous," Kevin replied, "I can't stand this kind of bad guy for a day!, come, I'll start the organization now, and we'll go around the Thunder Knights." Go and get the guy named Kevin out. Find a way to get him. ”

There was silence in the tavern, and after a moment, someone whispered, "Isn't he on vacation?"

"What's wrong with the vacation?" Kevin asked rhetorically, "We'll wait at the door on vacation! Will he come back from vacation? Besides, doesn't he often go out to play? Doesn't he often be seen in the tavern? I guess I'll be able to beat him too. ”

There was silence in the tavern, and the people who had just spoken loudly were all drinking at this time.

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, now that the teleportation array is so convenient, didn't you just say that you want to get him, do you want to kill him?" Kevin asked the drinkers.

"Cut," someone in the corner disdained, "who will pay for the teleportation array?" ”

"I'm out!" Kevin took out a dozen gold coins and threw them over, and suddenly there was a clanging sound, and the person's face changed greatly, and he didn't dare to reach out to pick it up for a while.

"How?" Kevin asked again, "Come with me to the Thunder Knights to squat Kevin, do you dare?"

This person was red-faced, obviously unable to get off the stage, so he gritted his teeth and stood up: "I ......"

The person on the side still hurriedly stopped: "Wait, don't be impulsive." If you just go like this, you will die a miserable death. The people on the side also hurriedly agreed: "We have to talk about wisdom and strategy." "Yes, calm down. "Alas, just saved me and said it casually, don't take it seriously. If you are drunk, you don't need to be too serious. ”......

Everyone said a word, and the person who was in a hurry also sat down, but did not speak again.

The bard spoke comfortingly: "Alright, don't be too angry. In the final analysis, we are all commoners, and how can we afford to provoke this kind of aristocratic relationship, or even people who have connections to the sky? Take a step back and say that even if we beat someone, can we escape? Now the sky is full of parrots, and they basically can't do bad things. Alas!"

All the drunkards nodded in unison, very helpless.

Kevin said proudly: "If there is such a person in the army, the discipline of the army is broken, and the morale of the army is weakened, then who will defend the country? The country is everyone's country, and the rise and fall of the country is everyone's common responsibility.

Inside the tavern: "......"

"If you don't go, I'll go alone. Kevin replied calmly.

"Okay, good," the crowd was speechless, "you can go if you want, whatever you want." ”

"Hmph," Kevin snorted coldly, "then I'll go, I'll know some specific details." I'll ask you something about Kevin, this bard, no problem?"

"No problem. The bard laughed.

"Do you know Kevin?" asked Kevin.

"Recognize. The bard replied, but then thought about it, and immediately changed his words, "Oh, I don't know him, I've seen his portrait." ”

Kevin nodded: "Then can you recognize him if you see him again now?"

"Uh......" The bard hesitated, "Not necessarily, the impression is blurred." ”

"Is he tall or short?"

"Uh...... Medium stature. ”

"Is he fat or skinny?"

"Uh...... Medium. ”

"Does he have a beard?"

"Uh...... Probably, but it may have been scraped. ”

"What portrait of him do you see?"

"It's the kind of wanted portrait, the kind of headshot, this big one. "The bard makes a casual analogy.

"Just by looking at his head, you can still tell if he's tall or short?" Kevin asked.

"This ...... Well, maybe I don't remember very well. The bard began to sweat, "as if he had seen a full-length portrait." ”

Kevin sighed: "It's worthy of Kevin, and he can afford to ask an artist to paint a full-body portrait of him." ”

"This man is a nobleman. The bard laughed dryly, "It's normal." ”

"By the way, you said that catapults are the most idle troops, but as far as I know, isn't it the logistics unit that is the most idle?" Kevin asked, "Why doesn't that Kevin go to logistics?"

"Logistics isn't a combat arm after all," replied the bard, "and he wants honor." ”

"Logistics also has a reputation, equipment technicians are all high titles, do you know how popular it is in the army to build a giant staff?" asked Kevin.

The bard began to flicker: "Well, this may be his personal hobby, he likes catapults." ”

"Okay, then I'll ask you again, you said he killed two regiments in military exercises, how did he do it?" Kevin asked again.

"How?" said the bard, who was stunned for a moment, "the referee is biased, just say it casually." ”

"Oh," Kevin nodded, "and was there anyone else at that time who also killed two regiments, or even more than two regiments?"

The bard's lips were dry and he did not dare to speak.

"If someone else also kills two regiments, it means that this record is normal, because others can also achieve it. If no one else can take out two regiments, then it's strange. If the referee is biased, then how can he not favor the general himself, how can he not favor the general's legitimate son, but favor a person who is likely to be an illegitimate child. Isn't that logical?" Kevin asked.

Bard: "......"

"You're going to have to tell me the specifics, or I won't figure it out," Kevin asked the drunkard again, "can you figure it out?"

The drunkards were at a loss for a moment, but they were obviously beginning to be suspicious.

"Why don't you speak?" Kevin stepped forward.

"Well, I want to further verify this specific detail. The bard was embarrassed and took a step back.

Kevin took another step: "Verification? The bard can also say a bunch of unverified things? You think you're talking about fiction?"

The bard took another step back: "This, this, that......"

"What are you doing?" Kevin raised his voice and strode forward, "I'm going to get Kevin now, but you can't provide me with specific information." How do you let me do this for the sake of my name, and how can I dedicate myself to the country?"

The bard was embarrassed and kept backing away: "You, you, you, you, are you a bard?"

"What are you a bard?" Kevin asked rhetorically, "I'm asking you about Kevin now, and you don't know anything." What else are you talking about? I'll go back and figure it out!"

The bard exited the doorway, took two steps back, and gritted his teeth: "You wait, I'll be back to tell you the details!"

Kevin slammed the door and quietly came to the center of the tavern, and the drunkards all looked at him stupidly, and they didn't know how to drink the wine in their hands, so they held it stiffly.

Kevin looked around: "Everyone is an ordinary civilian, and they don't know much, so don't easily listen to something." Think more and ask more. If you think that if the army was really so ridiculous, then foreign countries would have come a long time ago. And when do you have a drink here?"

The crowd was silent.

"I'm just a soldier, and I'm a little tired of seeing this person in such a black army," Kevin still didn't dare to reveal his identity, once it was announced, he felt unconvincing, and he didn't have the embarrassment to brag about himself, just talking about the construction here, "I also heard that the construction here is a disturbing project, and the king is a great achievement." But if you think about it, the king is so happy that he should build his palace, not for you. ”

"There will definitely be disturbances, as for what will happen if the city wall is gone, then just wait and see, after so many days, will anyone attack? Think about those noble mages, and even the archmages have gone to work in person, what else is there to say?" Kevin spread his hands and sat back in his seat, he was not here to speak, he was here to take a vacation.

The drunkards were chattering again, but only for a moment the door was pushed open again, and the bard had just burst in with three or five bards: "Who is that?"

Kevin stood up, not yet speaking. The six people opposite opened their mouths together: "¥%¥&%¥%¥%%#%¥%&......"

Kevin closed his mouth and, in the midst of a bitter curse from the six people, walked to the door of the tavern, and then beckoned to the next parrot in the air.

Even if Kevin is only dressed as a civilian, as long as the greeting is reasonable, the parrot will come down: "This gentleman, is there anything you need to serve?"

"I'm a lieutenant of the Knights of Thunder, Kevin Lack of Thought," Kevin replied aloud, "and there are six bards here who are spreading rumors and maliciously ruining the reputation of the Knights of Thunder. I hope the sheriff will arrest them for spreading rumors!"

"Yes, sir!" the parrot saluted, and then flew away.

There was an instant silence behind them, and the six people who were still spitting just now were already like sculptures at this time, and even their facial expressions were stiff and motionless. (To be continued.) )