Ladies and gentlemen, what is there in this world that can make countless men's blood boiling and bare-chested?

The correct solution is two words: fight! (If you think too much, face the wall!)

The book continues from the last back - and said that the two apprentices of Huang Shiren, the first little slut in the world, Wukong, and the fire unicorn Xiao Yueyue, who has the first little slut in the world, fought hard for a pair of tiger skin underwear.

Wukong wanted, Yueyue said that this was the intention of the third senior brother Nezha, and he didn't give it to death, two two goods, one picked up 13,000 catties of Ruyi golden hoop stick, and the other changed out the body of the supreme fire unicorn of the demon clan, and released the unicorn fire of the bull fork.

The two of them used their full skills, looking at each other was not pleasing to the eye, every move was to death, and Sanxiao and Na Boyi were shocked, but Huang Shiren was holding Erlang's legs and holding the tea with relish.

"Immortal Chief, hurry up and stop, if you continue to fight like this, you will die!" Bo Yi Kao watched the two little sluts desperately, using the lewd tricks of lions stealing peaches, sticks sticking into nostrils, fiery chrysanthemums, etc., etc., and his teeth were about to fall.

"Okay, it's okay, let them fight, I want to see, a natural stone monkey, a barbarian demon saint, which one is powerful!?" Huang Shiren said happily.

Saying this, Wukong and Yueyue hit the sky from the ground over there, and Huang Shiren was afraid that he would be discovered by others, so he simply released the Chaos Lotus Seed, covering the two, and simply let them have a good time.

Looking at it this time, Huang Shiren was also shocked.

Wukong's ability, he naturally knows that Da Luo Jinxian's cultivation is born of a different species, and he has obtained many ox fork immortal methods, but on Yueyue, he can't get it cheap at all. His 13,000 gold Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, although it was powerful, smashed on Yueyue's body, it was like tickling, but it was burned by the unicorn fire on Yueyue's body and the ghost cried wolf.

That unicorn fire, it is Huang Shiren, and he doesn't dare to underestimate it.

I can't imagine that my good son is so bullish!

"Yueyue, you bastard! dare to do this to your second senior brother!"

"Die! In my heart, I only like the third senior brother!"

"Okay, good, let's eat the black bricks!" Wukong touched the brick and smiled evilly.

As soon as his well-known secret weapon in the fairy world appeared, Nezha was in a hurry.

"Master, the second senior brother's bricks are so powerful, Yueyue will suffer!"

How do you know that Huang Shiren ignored it, but stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and howled at Wukong: "Wukong! Take care of it, don't die again!"

Wukong laughed, held the brick, and said, "Master, I teach compassion, not too much, and die at once to alleviate the pain!"

Burst!

A group of people around vomited blood, vomited blood, fainted, fainted!

Over there, Xiao Yueyue didn't care at all about Wukong's immortal black bricks, and said with a smile: "Second senior brother, don't think that you are a monkey king when you jump out of the stone!

"Look at my unicorn whip!" Xiao Yueyue's body turned three times, but she saw two more black and shining flaming sticks in her hand!

"I'll kill you, the little slut who seduced the third junior brother!"

"I'll poke you to death this little bag that snatched my tiger skin panties!"

Boom Boom!

For a long time, the two of them died, it was really a fire and blood flying together, and the and snot were the same color!

"Rub, you can't let them fight anymore, if you really fight, you will lose both!" Huang Shiren was also scared when he saw this, and sacrificed the purple thunder hammer and directly smashed the two of them apart.

"Don't fight!" Huang Shiren said coldly. ...,

"Master, I want tiger skin panties!"

"Dad, I won't give it to him!"

"Okay!" Huang Shiren turned two white goods, looked at Wukong, and said: "Wukong, it's not for the teacher to say you, your Qi P tiger skin little skirt is so coquettish, there are no panties in it, when the wind blows, isn't it more coquettish, with more underwear, but it's not beautiful." There is a good saying, the highest level of this sullen is to hold the pipa and half cover your face, do you know!?"

Wukong was said by him, and if you think about it carefully, it seems to be very reasonable.

"Okay, Master, this time, I'll listen to you! Yueyue, I will definitely win and lose in the future!"

"I'm afraid of you! Second Senior Brother, you can start fighting at any time!"

......

Huang Shiren took two second-hand goods down, received the chaos lotus seeds, and smiled evilly.

Yes, very good! These two *** really have a ten-thousandth of my style.

I'm happy here, but the clouds over there are already unhappy.

"Huang Shiren! Don't make trouble! Hurry up and get down to business! How to get Bo Yi Kao to take the Northern Army out of Xiqi!?"

Huang Shiren scratched his head: "Yes, yes! Patronizing and happy, I forgot about this matter." Wukong, what did you mean when you said it was easy?"

Looking at a room full of people staring at him, Goku smiled.

"Master, you are really smart and confused. This northern army, although Bo Yi Kao can't be adjusted, but if there is a large group of people in the north of Xiqi who rebel against tens of thousands of people, it will be different. Wukong squeezed his eyes at Huang Shiren.

"Wukong, that's a good idea!"

"Hehe, thank you Master for the compliment, I'm actually not very smart, it's just a casual thought. ”

The two guys praised each other, and Bo Yi said with a bitter face: "Immortal Chief, Xiqi has been safe and sound for decades, the road is not left behind, and the door is not closed at night, where did the rebellion come from? Where did the demon come from!?"

Huang Shiren said with a smile: "This is easy to do, when Shen Gongbao comes, there will naturally be someone." ”

"Oh!"

"As long as there is chaos in the north, then Xiqi will definitely send troops from the north, this northern army only listens to you, Ji Fa is helpless, you will go to the court to ask for your life, and you will naturally be able to lead troops out of Xiqi. When the time comes, hehehehehe......" Huang Shiren laughed evilly and never said any more.

If so, they agreed on the big things and went back to their houses to sleep.

To make a long story short, a group of people hid in the Bo Yi Kao Mansion and did not go out, but waited for news from Shen Gongbao. In the past few days, Ji Fa has also frequently sent people to investigate, although Ji Fa has tried his best, but Huang Shiren released the breath of the chaotic lotus seed, how did Ji Fa and the others find out?

On this day, Huang Shiren was playing with Bixiao and Qiongxiao in the backyard, and suddenly felt that the spirit was shaking and overjoyed.

"Bixiao, Qiongxiao, I have something to do, go out for a walk!"

"Go ahead, watch out for your own safety!" Bi Xiao knew what this thing was going out for, and smiled.

Huang Shiren smiled evilly, took Wukong, Nezha and Yueyue, and the four sluts flew towards the east of Xiqi with a smoke.

It was not a long time, and when I arrived at the promised place, I saw Shen Gongbao sitting in the garden and drinking wine.

"Big brother!" Seeing Huang Shiren, Shen Gongbao was overjoyed and jumped over.

"It's finished?"

"It's done!" Shen Gongbao laughed and beckoned to the hall behind him: "Brothers, you haven't come out to see the big brother I told you!"

"See big brother!" A group of people came out of the room, tall and tall, short and short, fat and fat, thin and thin, wearing armor and robes, swords, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks in their hands, and their heroic spirit soared into the sky!

"Big brother, these four are the four Taoist friends of Jiulong Island in the West Sea: Wang Mo, Yang Sen, Gao Youqian, and Li Xingba, these four are the four Taoist friends of the Lion Cliff of Huanghua Mountain: Deng Zhong, Xin Huan, Zhang Jie, and Tao Rong! These four are the four Taoist friends of Huangfengling in Erlong Mountain: Pang Hong, Liu Fu, Xun Xin, and Bi Huan! Brothers, this one in front of you is the Taoist sect leader, the first hero in the world, my eldest brother Huang Shiren and Huang Santai!"...,

Shen Gongbao introduced, and the twelve strongmen knelt on the ground with a puff in front of Huang Shiren pushing the golden mountain and falling jade pillars.

"The eldest brother is on top, and the younger brothers are reasonable!"

"Hahaha!" Huang Shiren was very happy to see these twelve strongmen, all of whom were first-class men of his mother's rank, and helped them up one by one.

"The story of the eldest brother, we have heard the ears have been cocooned, I have long wanted to meet the eldest brother, how can I have no way out, if it is not for the second brother Shen, I don't know what year and month to be able to see dignity! There is a way, a passion is sold to those who know the goods! The eldest brother's personality, we admire, the style of the eldest brother, we like, in the future, the eldest brother let us go to the east and we do not go west, the eldest brother let us fight the dogs, we will never pick up the chicken! Before and after the saddle, go to the soup and go to the fire, for the eldest brother, do not give up!" The king demon roared, and immediately attracted a group of people around to cheer in unison.

"Okay!hehe!Okay!" Huang Shiren was happy and said with a smile: "Brothers, it is fate to be able to get together. Since then, you are my own brothers, in terms of identity, I trust the big, call myself a big brother, on the name, I am the Taoist leader, dare to ask the brothers, are you interested in my Taoist twelve protectors!?"

"Twelve Dharma Protectors?" The twelve heroes were stunned by Huang Shiren.

"Hehe, these twelve Dharma Protectors are the leaders of the Taoist Dharma Protector Department, leading the Taoist disciples to protect the foundation of the sect, I wonder if the twelve brothers are willing to join my Taoism?"

"Big brother, dare not obey your fate!?" The twelve strongmen, who were originally either monks or robber leaders who occupied the mountain as kings, now heard that Huang Shiren had given such a special status, how could they not like it, and fell to their knees.

"Haha, okay, we will all be brothers in the future, get up. Huang Shiren helped him up, took out twelve bags of gold pills from the fairy bag, and handed them over: "Brothers, the first time we meet, what kind of bullshit gold pills are five or six turns, and the right and subordinates, be a meeting gift." ”

The strong men opened the fairy bag, but when they saw the golden pill dragon's eye, they were really moved.

"Big brother, in the eyes of ordinary immortals, we are robbers, and we are not as good as fart. Big brother is like this to our brothers, and he has given us such a precious golden pill, what else do we have to say!? Big brother, let's see our ability in the future!"

"Yes, big brother, look good!"

The strong men shouted for a while, and Huang Shiren was overjoyed.

"Brothers, there is something right now, I wonder if you are interested?"

"Big brother, just say it!"

"Okay, this, this, ......this,

"I thought it was something, it turned out to be a rebellion, okay, this thing, it's enjoyable!" Wang Mo laughed when he heard it, and the other strongmen were also gearing up.

"Wukong, Nezha!"

"In!"

"You two go too!Ah Leopard, give the Sky Swallowing Bag to Wukong. ”

Shen Gongbao reluctantly gave the sky-swallowing bag to Huang Shiren, and Huang Shiren gave the bag to Wukong, and said with a smile: "When you get to the north, release seventy or eighty thousand small people, do things well, understand?"

Doing bad things, Wukong likes it the most, and said happily: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you!"

After that, he took Nezha and the twelve strong people into Taoist streamers and went straight to the north of Xiqi!

"Big brother, what are you doing?" Shen Gongbao was confused.

"You don't have to ask about that. Huang Shiren hugged Shen Gongbao and said with a smile: "Ah Leopard, are you interested in making a big official in our Taoism?"

Shen Gong grinned: "Big brother, you spare me, if Yuan Shi knows, he won't slap me to death!"

"Die! I'm talking about leaving a seat for you, and you're my person now, aren't you?"

"It's fine. Shen Gongbao nodded and said with a smile: "Then what kind of official do you give me!?"

Huang Shiren thought for a while, stretched out a finger, and said, "Taoism fools Daxingjun, how about it?"

"What are you doing when Taoism fools Daxingjun?" asked Shen Gongbao.

"You don't understand this, this fool Daxingjun is one of the most important positions in the sect, responsible for all the external affairs of the sect, what negotiations, contacts, surrenders and the like, anyway, it's a fat difference, and it's very bullish, can you do it!?"

"Do! How not to do it!" Shen Gongbao said in his heart: Rub, this position is simply tailor-made for me, sweet, and majestic, how not to do it!

This thing, where did you think that this bullshit fooled Daxingjun was clearly Huang Shiren who came up with a pat on the head.

"That's good. Keep walking, remember, Dodora!"

"Don't worry! This mouth of mine, when did you disappoint your big brother!"

"Good brother!"

"Good big brother!

Shen Gong Leopard got on the black tiger and went away.

Good old yellow. This time he was sharp-toothed, not only accepted the twelve strong people to be the twelve protectors of Taoism, but also pulled a slut like Shen Gongbao into Taoism and became the flickering star monarch, how can you not like it?

Burning the lamp, three ...... Huang Shiren stood in the courtyard and counted with his fingers, and muttered: "Rub, you have to think of some positions in the future, and you can pull people in the future." By the way, Cihang I have to ask for it, as well as Daji, Jiu'er, Hu Ximei, and Wang Xiaoxiao, all of whom have to be sealed...... What are the Taishang and Yuan Shifeng?...... Let him go to the fire all day, and I will ...... the whole weather."

Behind her, Xiao Yueyue watched Huang Shiren babbling back and forth, but she was very angry without herself.

"Dad, and me!

"Rub, I forgot Yueyue! Hehe, Yueyue, how about I crown you as the Great Virtue of Taoism?"

"Yes, it's majestic!"

"It's not majestic, it's just windy!"

"Okay!

"Good. Let's go back to Xiqi with my father, there is still something to do, and there is a good show to watch. ”

"Dad, is the play good?"

"Beautiful, very good-looking, just wait. ”

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