Chapter 165: Breaking slaves to make paper
Liu Che's sudden attack instantly made Liu Ponu a little uncomfortable.
This old man doesn't really want to Zen, does he?
How is this possible?
You are Liu Che, you are the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, I just pretended to be forced to fool around, but you are still serious?
"Do you want to play so big? I've never had this kind of experience, aren't you afraid that I'll mess up? Liu Ponu looked at Liu Che dumbfounded, he didn't understand.
With his half-hung level, can he fool Liu Che to such a point?
That's the throne......
"No one has experience from the beginning, just take your time step by step, and besides, if you have me, it doesn't matter if you mess up!" Liu Che looked at Liu Ponu with a smile, I'm afraid you don't know how much energy your father and I have, right? Playing smashed? Inexistent!
Besides, I've pushed you kid up, is this something you can't take if you say you don't take it?
In order to push your kid to the top, I haven't traveled for two years, do you know how aggrieved I have been in my heart in the past two years?
Although Liu Che also likes imperial power, he has endless bamboo slips every day, and this kind of life also makes him very tired.
"Just take advantage of the fact that there is still time to familiarize you with it in advance, so as not to be overwhelmed when you get it, you will deal with these bamboo slips today, and then I will help you straighten it out!" Liu Che pointed to a large pile of bamboo slips on the table with a fixed face, but his heart was extremely ecstatic, and he finally gave me a chance to be lazy.
As for Liu Ponu's ability, Liu Che did not express doubts.
If he can handle the affairs of Lantian well, then he will be able to handle the affairs of the imperial court.
The imperial court is nothing more than an enlarged version of Lantian, and after getting acquainted with it, you will find that it is not so difficult.
Liu Ponu has this vision and courage.
Sometimes Liu Che pays a lot of attention to the rules, but sometimes the rules are nothing in front of him, and he doesn't even bother to pay attention to them.
In the early years, he was even able to pull Huo Qubing to sleep together, and on weekdays in the palace, he was even more shoulder-to-shoulder with Huo Quai, and the two talked about everything, and they didn't dare to talk about anything.
Anyone who can make Liu Che take a fancy to him, no matter what outrageous actions you make, he won't care.
So now, Liu Che simply stood up directly, directly gave up his position to Liu Ponu, and then found a comfortable position in the hall and sat down, looking at Liu Ponu with a confused face.
The emperor's handling of government affairs has never been calculated by shares, but by cars.
It is said that Qin Shi Huang personally reviewed the three carts of bamboo slips every day, and the intensity of the job alone was enough to scare off many people.
"No, can you get a face? Even if you don't want a face, can you pay attention to the rules? How can a son sit on top and Lao Tzu sit below? Are you going to roast me on the fire......" Looking at the pile of bamboo slips, Liu Ponu instantly retreated, and complained to Liu Che with a resentful look in his eyes.
It has been more than a year since the fight, and the bamboo slips that Liu Ponu has seen add up to not as many as half of the ones on the table now.
Let him read so many bamboo slips in one day?
Isn't that what is his life?
I......
I'm still a child, why are you willing to use it to death, you bad old man?
"As long as I can get you familiar with government affairs as soon as possible and master government affairs, what's wrong with me being shameless? What's wrong with me just not following the rules? Whoever dares to say more will tear his mouth apart, pull out his tongue, and let him chew the root of his tongue in idleness. Liu Che suddenly responded with a rogue posture, no matter what you say, Lao Tzu just won't listen.
Liu Ponu looked through the bamboo slips in front of him with a depressed face, it is not particularly difficult to deal with government affairs, and the current emperor does not need to approve it like the Qing Dynasty, sometimes the number of words approved by the emperor is more than the number of words in the fold itself.
If you really want to do that, the emperor doesn't have to do anything, and with the built-in slow-down function of bamboo slips, it is good to be able to process fifty bamboo slips a day.
According to Liu Che's way of dealing with it, it is to read all the bamboo slips first, and send them away with a simple reply without any problems, leaving those that need to be carefully considered.
After thinking about it clearly, Liu Che didn't bother to write the long reply in person, and under normal circumstances, he either dictated it and let the people below record it, or called the ministers to discuss and solve it.
Whether it is a simple reply or a complex reply, Liu Che rarely writes it by himself under normal circumstances.
Therefore, often when Liu Che reviews government affairs, there will be a large group of officials sitting on both sides below to cooperate, some are responsible for simple approval, some are responsible for complex approval, and the division of labor is orderly, but it will not be too chaotic.
If not, it would be difficult for the Emperor of Bamboo Slips to deal with a few carts a day, even if he was an immortal.
Although Liu Ponu can also enjoy Liu Che's kind of emperor treatment, even so, Liu Ponu still expresses great dissatisfaction.
Although the content is not difficult, people are really tired.
Looking at the content on the bamboo slips is not like looking at the content on the paper, a paper printed book, Liu Ponu can read 200,000 words in one day, and he doesn't feel tired.
But looking at those written on bamboo slips, half an hour of hard work has passed, but Liu Ponu has only read less than ten copies, and the number of words adds up to no more than 3,000 words.
Liu Ponu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and his eyes didn't seem to be his own eyes anymore.
If this continues, Liu Ponu feels that maybe he hasn't waited for Liu Chechan to let him, and his eyes will be blind first.
Looking at Liu Che who was sitting there again, Liu Ponu instantly felt unbalanced.
You are the emperor, this is your job, forcibly impose the work that should belong to you on me, watch me tired like a dog, and end up sitting there watching the play?
'Smack......'
Liu Ponu, who was full of resentment, directly threw a bamboo slip in his hand on the table.
The sound of the collision between the bamboo slips and the table frightened everyone to subconsciously stop the movements in their hands, and even Liu Che, who was watching the excitement, began to gradually become solemn.
It was a familiar scene to him, and it was usually only done when he saw something particularly angry.
The group below is more familiar, only when the emperor is about to go berserk.
"What's wrong?" Liu Che hurriedly got up and walked to Liu Ponu's side, picked up the bamboo slip on the table and looked at it seriously.
Then the frowning old man was high, and he almost lifted off the roof, which is no problem?
Isn't that a normal thing?
"It's only been so long since you've seen such a little thing, and you're embarrassed to be tantrummer?" Looking at Liu Ponu, who was still unhappy, Liu Che instantly understood what this kid meant.
Liu Ponu squinted and glanced at Liu Che, am I playing a temper?
Okay, it's a bit of a temper tantrum, but why should I lose my temper?
"As an emperor, don't you feel tired from reading so many bamboo slips every day? As my father, you know that doing this is so tiring, don't you know that you feel sorry for your son? I'm young, I don't even have a baby, what if I'm blind? Liu Ponu immediately unceremoniously squirted at Liu Che.
"You're itching, aren't you? It's okay to mess around on weekdays, and I should enjoy all the fun of family, but you can't mess around in politics! Liu Che suddenly changed to a serious expression.
His attitude is like this, he doesn't care if he plays on weekdays.
But as a person in power, even simple government affairs need to be taken seriously.
You must not develop the habit of doing political affairs in the lake, otherwise you will be unlucky in the future, Liu Che knew that Liu Ponu was not the kind of person who could endure loneliness, but he didn't expect that he couldn't sit still after only reading a dozen bamboo slips.
Liu Che's attitude also startled Liu Ponu, and the idea of continuing to jump sideways repeatedly on the verge of death disappeared in an instant.
But it's all pretended, wouldn't it be too much if you just admit it?
Besides, there are so many people watching, let's say the most ruthless words, and get the most painful beating, so we coax this character that doesn't fit our own design......
"Am I fooling around?" Liu Ponu still decided to stick to his own personality, he could be beaten, but he couldn't help but pretend.
Besides, as a traverser, if we don't have a way to break the game, what are we pretending to be?
Isn't it fragrant to admit him directly and obediently?
"I'm so tired to look at bamboo slips every day, you would rather stick to it for so many years than find a way to solve this problem, bad old man, it's not me who said you, I made a quyuan plow, made a waterwheel, improved the iron smelting method, improved the production method of the assembly line, do you know what made me make these things?" Liu Ponu said with a serious face.
"Isn't it just to be lazy, I know ......" Liu Che didn't have a good breath, this was not his guess, but Liu Ponu said it himself.
Because this matter made Liu Che depressed, a person did this in order to be lazy, this is probably unprecedented and unprecedented, right?
But the big man is still a person with vested interests, which makes Liu Che angry and happy, and wants to say that he doesn't know where to start.
"Lazy? You're underestimating me too much, if it's just to be lazy, do I need to waste so much energy? What's in it for me personally? Is it to use me to farm the land myself? Or do I need to go and smelt the iron myself? Or do you think I'll run out of food in the future? With the identity of the King of Shu, even if the sky falls outside, I still have something to eat! ”
"Although you look at me as if you are lazy, you don't want to think about it, am I called lazy? Have you ever seen a place to be lazy, only to get better and better? That's called the spirit of scientific research, don't you know? ”
"To put it simply, it is to find the problem and solve the problem, not to find the problem and solve the problem, and to solve the person who finds the problem......"
"Forget it, what am I talking to you all this nonsense? Anyway, if you don't understand, you won't know, right? ”
"Now I've found a new problem, if nothing else, give me ten carpenters, ten bricklayers, and then ......"
"Forget it, I'll transfer people directly from the Yulin Army, give me two months, and I'll solve the problem of bamboo slips......"
"In these two months, you can continue to work hard to review these political affairs by yourself, I can promise you, after two months, I can let you review these cars of bamboo slips within an hour, and you don't feel tired at all, as for whether your body is tired or not, it has nothing to do with me, after all, you are also old, you really can't eat more waist to make up for it......"