Chapter 246: Ah Fu Rushes Forward (2)
Someone asked Shen Kun a long time later, there are countless martial souls in Kyushu, who is the strongest martial soul!?
Is it Wang Xiao, who came out of Hangu in the west and came from the purple qi to the east after a coincidence, or Li Mu, who got the world's first strange book and beast codex, and evolved into the Flood Desolation Beast God, or the green-robed god general in the colorless body?
Shen Kun just pouted and pointed to Gu Yuehe, who was squatting aside to fight the landlord and didn't dare to bid - when the ancient brother didn't exist?
Gu Yuehe, who had exhausted the three heavenly punishments and revealed his true body, was really strong, but he never dared to say that he could be able to defeat that woo woo, and he was shocked and invincible, so that Shen Kun forgot who the five tiger generals were, and no longer envied the figure of the green-robed god who would be attributed to a monkey....
This figure has really been in the Eight Desolations, and no one in Kyushu can share a moment of honor with him for three thousand years, but behind Ah Fu's back, he can only sigh gloomily.....
Heroes and heroes like me can't compete with Ah Fu's one-day shit luck!
Yes, the shit luck about Ah Fu is a legend, glorious Kyushu, and the legend that you can never study the rationality with him!
Rumble!
After Ah Fu yelled "rush forward", a ball of light immediately fell from the sky, maybe it was fire and thunder, maybe it was a spirit rune, maybe it was a trap bomb, anyway, Ah Fu didn't see it clearly! He knew that once he was hit by this light, he would definitely be killed to the scum. 【Reading Network】(Hand-typed novel)
And he knows that he will definitely not be able to escape!
But......
Burst!
A small muffled sound, it turned out that Long Qingshan under his crotch accidentally stepped on a big stone, this stone has been beaten by feng shui and rain all the year round, and it has been covered with thick slippery moss.
Boom, just after rolling a distance of twenty or thirty meters, the light cluster fell to the ground, and the cave that was blown up was torn apart, and Ah Fu coincidentally avoided the center of the explosion......
"Hey, eldest young master, eldest young master is still in the cave!" While rolling, Ah Fu howled and screamed, he was about to die, because when he cleaned up the box just now, he put Shen Kun and A Luo in the big box together, ready to let Long Qingshan escape with him.
But before he could reach the box, he rolled down the hill with a grunt.
"It's over, it's rock, the eldest young master is gone......
Looking at the mouth of the cave shrouded in gunsmoke, Ah Fu cried heartbreakingly, "Young Master, I'm sorry for you, I should have put you on Young Master Qingshan's back first, and then I ran away!
Rolling all the way, crying all the way, I saw two big balls of meat fused into a ball, turning rapidly, and throwing out strings of tears...
"Big young master!" Sad to the extreme, it was anger, Ah Fu cried for a while and then scolded angrily: "Thief God, if you have a kind of return to the eldest young master, I will give you a smile!"
As he spoke, he stopped at the foot of the hill and got up in pain.
Hearing a "whoosh", a black shadow smashed on top of Ah Fu's head.
What the hell!?
Ah Fu was stunned, and subconsciously raised his hand to pick it up, but was smashed by the black shadow and fell to the ground, dizzy.
Seeing clearly what the black shadow was, he smirked happily, "God, the eldest young master is not dead, haha, the eldest young master has no heart..."
It turned out that when it exploded, the big box where Shen Kun and A Luo were was also blown up, impartial, and happened to fall into Ah Fu's hands.
Since the eldest young master was still alive, Ah Fu couldn't care about anything else, so he asked Long Qingshan to pick up the big box and run all the way.
Forty or fifty thousand people have gathered near the mountain, all holding torches and weapons to hunt for Shen Kun, where can a Fu escape!?
"Quick, release the flying demon beast, that's a flying dragon bear, you must block the sky!" "First team, catch that dead fat man for me, I've seen him, he and Shen Ying have appeared together!"
"Don't do it yourself, fire the cannons, fire the cannons, all the guns are aimed at that dead fat man, archer, and prepare me for twelve volleys at once!, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.....
Boom, boom, boom......
The bow and arrows are pouring like a torrential rain, the artillery fire is like Shura Purgatory, and the sound of explosions is endless all the way...... Miraculously...rushed to the outside of the blockade of tens of thousands of people, and a golden sand beach was right in front of you!
But what's worse is that one of the pursuers has already calculated Ah Fu's escape route and stood on the beach with a sneer.
This is an old man who is nearly 100 years old, full of silver hair, holding a big knife, and his spirit is as strong as the prime of life. He snorted coldly, "Little one, do you still want to run?"
"Big brother, uncle, uncle....old grandfather, old ancestor!" Ah Fu couldn't stop his body, and hit the old man directly, crying in fright: "My old lady, great-grandfather, you are all this age, just let me go, I am a dead fat man who likes to embezzle public funds and visit brothels!"
I'm old, should I let you go?What kind of logic is this?The old man smiled coldly, "Little guy, are you stupid?Hehe, don't worry, I'll end you up, so that you don't have any pain!,Saying,Raised the big knife,Just wait for Ah Fu to hit himself and cut it in two.
"You are an old immortal, why can't you get along with me, woo woo....." Ah Fu couldn't stop his steps, he simply closed his eyes and waited for death, his mouth was still scolding complainingly, "Old immortal, you are all this old, even if you kill me, you won't be alive for a few days...., "Believe it or not, I once foamed at the mouth and killed a centipede, my luck is good......
"If you dare to stop me, you might be stoned to death by a meteorite, bitten to death by a crab, or choked to death by a mouthful of cold water..."
Ah Fu was really scared, he didn't know what he was talking about.
Running with grief, waiting for death with grief, scolding and scolding...... Alas!?
Ah Fu suddenly found that he had already cursed seventy or eighty words, and he should have died on the big knife a long time ago, why hadn't he died yet?
When he opened his eyes, he had run into the sea, and his knees were submerged in the sea.
Look back at the old and immortal gentleman...... The old gentleman fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, holding his hands on his chest, and his body twitched...... And there is a big footprint on his face, stained with a little shit, it is the ironclad evidence that Ah Fu ran over his face after falling!
"Heart, heart...... , The old gentleman's eyes widened unwillingly, and he muttered a wry smile, "Damn heart disease, it's ...... at this time."
Oh ̅ ̅ ̅ ̅ ̅
The old gentleman passed away!!
............
"I told you to get along with me, dead, right?!dead?!"
Pointing to the old gentleman's corpse, Ah Fu spoke incoherently excitedly, and roared: "I'm shit luck, what's the matter, what'!!s the matter!
After saying that, he looked around and found that a large number of men and horses were chasing after him, so he hurriedly shrank his neck and dived into the water......
The dragon returned to the sea, in the ocean, almost no one could catch up with Long Qingshan, who was of the blood of the dragon clan, only to see the big bear kick his legs, grab Ah Fu and the big box and swim out for a distance of seven or eight hundred meters...... After swimming in the sea for a whole day, the shouts and killings around him were finally inaudible, and when the moonlight was once again on the sea, Ah Fu climbed ashore and gasped for breath.
"Whew!"
"Whew!, "Whew!"
"Daddy, I finally escaped......
Lying on the beach, Ah Fu dragged Long Qingshan beside him, "Young Master Qingshan, is the eldest young master okay, is Miss A Luo still alive?"
After dragging the box and Ah Fu for a day, Qingshan was also tired, opened the box, and saw Shen Kun and A Luo soaked in half a box of water, their chests were still rising and falling, and said with a sigh of relief: "Woohoo, uncle and uncle are still here!"
"What do you mean...they're all alive? That's good, I'm worthy of the eldest young master!"
Ah Fu struggled to sit up, looked at the endless seaside plains around him, scratched his head, and said, "Where is this!?"
"Xiaosheng is also in trouble!"
"What are you talking about, my little young master Qingshan, can you talk like a normal person, you talk like this, one or two sentences are okay, talk too much, Ah Fu, Ah Fu can't understand!"
Ah Fu couldn't understand Long Qingshan's ancient sayings, so he pleaded.
"Woohoo, this is the coquettish bones of the literati, it can't be easy, it's not easy!"
Long Qingshan raised his head solemnly.
「......」
Ah Fu is desperate!
Most of the time, he couldn't understand what Long Qingshan was saying, which was nothing before, but now....finally escaped from the sea of fire in the sword mountain, and wanted to find someone to say something and discuss the future, but he couldn't understand a word.....
Ah Fu, you have to be self-reliant!
"Okay, let's think about what we're going to do first!"
Learning from Shen Kun's way of thinking, Ah Fu squatted down, touched his chin and pondered for a while, "The eldest young master seems to have said that the first step in doing business is to pay attention to the image, without a sincere expression on the face, and the four white teeth of the smile, who is willing to trade with you, yes, pay attention to the image first!"
There were still some tools in the big box, and with these tools, Ah Fu made himself a set of red armor and a red beard, and dyed Long Qingshan into a red war bear......
"The second step is to be good at hiding your reserve price when you do business, and if the floor price is known, you can still make a fart!?"
Ah Fu got some fish, shrimp, shell crabs from the seaside, put them in big boxes to cover up Shen Kun and A Luo, and then affixed a seal similar to an official document...
"Third, you have to learn to fool when doing business......
Thanks to the dark side of society in his early years, commonly known as the underworld, Ah Fu Men'er clearly got a new set of identity certificates for himself, so that ordinary doormen and officials could not see it.
Dressed up this time, I came to the beach and looked at the seawater, hehe, I saw the reflection of the sea water out of a double knife, a red bear under the crotch, a mighty and majestic bearded general, and two medals on his chest.
Raising his chin in satisfaction, Ah Fu walked on his toes and walked on his toes.
After traveling on the plain for more than ten days, he passed through three cities, and the city gates were already full of notices to hunt down Shen Kun and others, but Ah Fu glared at him when he was interrogated, and showed false testimony - check a fart, Lao Tzu is a general from the Song Yue Empire, did he see the box? This is a confidential mission, let it go quickly!
Miraculously, Ah Fu swaggered through the three cities like this, but after more than ten days, Ah Fu couldn't swagger anymore, because he only cared about bringing people when he ran away, and he didn't bring out a single tael of silver, and the silver on Shen Kunya's teeth was also thrown away when swimming, and Long Qingshan never brought silver......
As a result, Ah Fu ran out of money and was hungry!
When he came to a small city in the middle of nowhere, Ah Fu was already dizzy with hunger, his steps were vain, and he saw that he might fall to the ground and pass out at any moment.
In a daze, he came to the gate of the city, and looked up to see a wooden board hanging on the city gate, which should be the name of the city, a black Tujia castle!
"Oh, this is the castle of the Black Earth family...... Ah Fu touched his big belly and nodded fiercely: "Okay, just cheat him on a meal here, and then go to the Mo family's mechanic!"
As he spoke, he crawled through the gates almost in a hurry.....
And Long Qingshan already has the heart to die, he really wants to tell Ah Fu that the word black soil is vertically arranged, and the name is: Mo! This place is the Mo family castle! But woo hoo lament, there are many people here, once Xiao Sheng spits out people's words, wouldn't he be exposed on the spot?
It's terrible to be uneducated.....