Chapter 1 The opening blind date was cut off
"Hiss~!"
After Li Ye woke up, sharp pain came from many places on his body, making him gasp.
A flood of memories poured into his brain like a gushing spring.
Deaf old lady.
A great uncle.
Lou Xiao'e.
He Yuzhu.
……
Li Ye was taken aback: "Could it be that I have worn into the world of love in the courtyard?" ”
Not really! Didn't he just watch a few period dramas? Does God need to torture him like this?
This is a terrible start, not only the pain hits the whole body, but the cold wind outside penetrates through the cracks in the house, and even if it is hidden in the bed, it is still so cold that people shiver.
Li Ye hurriedly got off the bed, lit two briquettes, and sealed the stove, only to gradually feel some warmth.
In the process of lighting a fire to keep warm, Li Ye learned about the situation in the house.
The house is not big, about twenty or thirty square meters.
But the small room seemed a little empty.
Because there were few things in the house, there was nothing but a stove for heating, an old table of eight immortals, two chairs, and an iron pot for making a fire for cooking.
Oh yes, and there's an old elm bed that's durable enough to take away three generations of a family.
These simple objects in the house all told Li Ye the fact that he had crossed over.
"November 28, 1962."
After his body warmed up a little, Li Ye decided to search for some useful information from the massive memories to sort out the current situation.
The date of 11/28/62, which is today, seems to be a very important day for the original body.
It turned out that this day was the day of the original owner's blind date.
The original owner waited for half a month, and specially changed into the only clothes without pudding.
Early in the morning, I went to buy two catties of meat, and took out the eight catties of fine grain that I had saved for two months.
The original owner thought that Lou Xiao'e, the girl who was on a blind date today, came to eat, this is a happy day, so he simply invited people he knew in the courtyard to have a meal together, and if there were more people, it would not be so easy to be cold.
The original owner's heart is very good, but he overestimated the bottom line of the birds of prey in the courtyard.
The third master and the second uncle dragged more than a dozen people over with their families, and they could drain him of more than 20 catties of food a month.
These are just minor problems, and more excessive things are to come.
Uncle Yi pulled him to drink, saying that the deaf old lady had inconvenient legs and feet, so he didn't come to join in the fun, and asked Lou Xiao'e to decorate some food and send it to the deaf old lady who lived next door, which took more than an hour.
When Lou Xiao'e came back, the dinner was over.
In other words, the blind date of the original body, a few minutes after entering the door, was taken away by someone before he had time to say a few words to the original body, which is equivalent to a lonely blind date.
After the dinner, the original body was a little drunk by several uncles, but in order to leave a good impression in front of Lou Xiao'e, he thought about sending Lou Xiao'e home.
I never thought that Lou Xiao'e, who had been away for an hour, saw the original body again, avoiding the original body like a poisonous insect and beast, and the blind date was completely cool.
The original body looked confused and unwilling, trying to figure out what was going on.
Under the repeated questioning of the original body, Lou Xiao'e finally told the reason.
It turned out that she heard about the original body receiving Qin Huairu, and thought that the original body had an affair with Qin Huairu, so she avoided him.
The person who told her the news, Lou Xiao'e did not say it explicitly.
The original body is not a fool, Lou Xiao'e was supported to the deaf old lady for an hour, and when she came back, she changed, do you still need to guess? It must have been a good thing done by a deaf old lady.
The deaf old lady had a good motive for doing so.
He Yuzhu can be called the god of war in the courtyard, who will support him? An uncle and a deaf old lady.
The first uncle treats He Yuzhu as a son who helps him support the elderly, not to mention the deaf old lady, who is a good grandson.
Usually the whole house is held, and the object of everyone's criticism is others, and the deaf old lady pretends to be deaf and can't hear it.
He Yuzhu has become the target of criticism, you see if she can hear it! Make sure to come out and protect the calves.
The deaf old lady, the first uncle, and He Yuzhu wear the same pair of pants.
The deaf old lady is an elder, a grandfather's son, and He Yuzhu's grandchildren, these are things that everyone knows in the courtyard.
The deaf old lady and the first uncle are counting on He Yuzhu to help support the elderly.
But He Yuzhu is an elm brain, he is twenty-six or seventeen years old, and he is a single person, and he has not even touched the girl's hand.
The deaf old lady and the first uncle usually worry about why Yuzhu is a single.
Today, the original blind date came to invite him to dinner, and the first uncle helped the deaf old lady out of the house, and his eyes lit up when he saw Lou Xiao'e's well-born big belly and large-scale granary.
She thought that such a good girl had to be introduced to her good grandson.
Her good grandson is still single at the age of twenty-six or seventeen, and he is almost three, and if he can't find a partner, he can only marry a native girl and a widow from the countryside.
As for the blind date with the original body, what to do with the original body, this is not within the consideration of the deaf old lady and the first uncle.
That's what they think, the original body is so young, only nineteen years old, where can they worry about not finding a partner? It's not impossible to find it a few years later, and today this girl has to find a way to cut off the beard and introduce it to her good grandson first.
So there was an incident where an uncle pulled the original body to persuade him to drink and asked Lou Xiao'e to go next door to deliver food to the deaf old lady.
After sorting out these, Li Ye called him a good guy, it is worthy of being a bird full of courtyards, this operation is really extraordinary, and ordinary carbon-based creatures really can't do it.
By the way, the matter of helping Qin Huairu's family was also done by an uncle.
Uncle Yi told the original body that Qin Huairu's family was in difficulty, so Jia Dongxu would make money to support the family alone, so that only one person in the family would help the original body if he had the conditions.
is worthy of being the first hypocrite in the courtyard, he was the one who let the original body help Qin Huairu, and he was the one who turned around and summed up with the deaf old lady, and it was he who used Qin Huairu to intercept the blind date.
As soon as he crossed over, Li Ye felt that he was slashing his ass with a knife and opened his eyes.
Now that this has been sorted out, the rest is easy to understand.
How did this injury come about, do you still need to think about it?
The original body learned the reason from Lou Xiao'e, and immediately thought of the deaf old lady and the first uncle to make a ghost, and when he came back, he had to settle accounts with the deaf old lady.
However, the deaf old lady has a good grandson known as the god of war, and he is an outsider who moved to the courtyard eight years ago, so he was beaten by He Yuzhu like beating his grandson, and he was also deducted a hat that did not know how to respect the old and love the young.
Miserable! Li Ye wanted to carve a tragic word on the thigh of the original body.
What's worse is that he replaced the original owner, and then he has to face it all alone.
Because today's matter is not over yet, several masters in the courtyard will hold a whole house meeting to criticize his disrespectful behavior to the deaf old lady!
Isn't this a cheat? Li Ye is an outsider, helpless, can he fight those birds of prey?
Li Ye just wanted to say a few words to the thief, but before he could say anything, his golden finger arrived.