Everyone was very happy to hear that He Yuzhu was willing to return the New Year's money at the beginning.

I think He Yuzhu's mouth is stinky, as long as he can get the money back.

After all, everyone is not a big family, two dollars is a lot, and a family with few people is enough for food for several days.

They never expected that He Yuzhu was playing word games with them.

The premise of returning the New Year's money is that they have to kneel down and kowtow three times like this morning.

Everyone present felt a huge insult!

Isn't that clearly insulting? The child kneels down and kowtows, forget it, no one will gossip, after all, it is a child.

Adults are all ashamed and want to be embarrassed, how can they kneel down and kowtow to He Yuzhu for a dollar?

"Lao Jiu, grandson, you came to kowtow in front of me, what are you doing in a daze.

Whoever wants to get the New Year's money back, kneel down and kowtow in front of me. I will not refuse to come, as long as you dare to knock me, I will dare to give money.

After all, the stick terrier and Xiaodang's head can't be kowtowed to you in vain this morning, right? You have to pay it back. ”

He Yuzhu continued to wave provocatively, calling Xu Damao and Yan Bugui to kowtow in front of him.

Xu Damao is not short of two yuan, he will definitely not run to He Yuzhu to kowtow for two yuan. If he did this, he would be ridiculed by He Yuzhu for the rest of his life.

Yan Bugui is just as unwilling, he is not rich, but he claims to be a scholar, and he has a bit of backbone, even if he picks the door again, he can't kowtow for two yuan.

"Silly Zhu, you are unreasonable and unreasonable."

Yan Bugui was so angry that his hands were trembling when he pointed at He Yuzhu.

"Three masters, why am I unreasonable? I'm very reasonable.

The stick terrier and the little one kowtow to you, and you give them the New Year's money.

You kowtow to me, I give you New Year's money, this is very reasonable.

I'm here today, if you don't kowtow, you won't want to go back. ”

He Yuzhu pursed his lips, not caring about Yan Bugui's accusations at all.

He just knew that everyone wouldn't kneel down and kowtow to him, and he didn't need to pay a penny today, so he dared to be so unscrupulous.

"The courtyard is so lively!"

Lou Xiao'e sighed.

Lou Xiao'e and Li Ye have already returned to the courtyard.

Seeing the scene where everyone gathered around He Yuzhu to press the New Year's money, Li Ye felt a little interesting, handed the burlap bag to Lou Xiao'e, and said, "Daughter-in-law, you take the sweet potatoes home first, and then come out to watch a good show." ”

As soon as Lou Xiao'e heard it, she knew that Li Ye was going to do something.

No matter what Li Ye does, she must be supported, she hurriedly pushed the bicycle and took the burlap bag home, put everything away and then came out to watch the show.

Li Ye glanced at He Yuzhu, who was sitting unscrupulously in the middle of the crowd, smiled coldly, turned his head and came out of the courtyard, entered the alley, knocked on the door from door to door, and borrowed children from nearby people to act, and the appearance fee was a dime.

Li Ye has lived in the neighborhood for several years, and everyone has usually met.

I heard that Li Ye wanted to borrow a child to act, and a child had a dime for an appearance fee, but the parents did not refuse.

After going around the nearby alley and the courtyard next door, Li Ye found fifty little actors, gathered these fifty little actors to explain their words, and then led them back to the courtyard.

The current Li Ye is followed by fifty scouts, and he is definitely the king of children, full of domineering.

Fifty children rushed into the courtyard, and the public space of the entire courtyard was about to be filled.

Li Ye pointed to He Yuzhu, who was sitting in the middle of the crowd, and shouted at the children: "Come, children, kneel down and kowtow, and shout what I taught you just now." ”

Fifty children lined up in many rows, knelt down in front of He Yuzhu, and shouted while kowtowing: "Uncle Yuzhu, Uncle Yuzhu, please give New Year's money." One piece is less, two pieces are less, three pieces and four pieces are just right, if you don't give me a daughter-in-law, you won't be able to marry. ”

Fifty children shouted this word together, and the scene could be said to be very spectacular.

Every onlooker present was stunned.

He Yuzhu was the most surprised one.

The image in front of him gave him a sense of who I was, where I was, and what the situation was.

Why did so many children kowtow to him all of a sudden, and said that he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law if he didn't give New Year's money, what kind of nonsense is this?

He Yuzhu was about to be angry to death.

Lou Xiao'e had just finished putting her things home, and when she arrived in the middle courtyard, she saw this lively drama, and she knew at a glance that it was her husband's handiwork.

After the children kowtowed three times, Li Ye came to He Yuzhu, who was stunned, and asked jokingly: "Silly Zhu, didn't you just say that you would not refuse to come today?" As long as everyone dares to kowtow, you dare to give New Year's money.

I found fifty children from several nearby courtyards and alleys to kowtow to you, giving you enough face, right?

I'll tell you, you started this morning with a stick terrier and a little boss to put other people's money on the New Year. If you dare to give a few pennies to be perfunctory, don't blame me for being mad. ”

"I ......"

He Yuzhu was already stupid, he didn't expect someone to give him such a play.

That's fifty children! For a child, he has to pay fifty dollars.

It can be said that he paid fifty yuan, and the two months' salary that Zhang Xiuli returned to him last time was basically spent, and he became a poor egg again.

Because He Yuzhu's practice of bringing a stick terrier and Xiaodang asking for pocket money today offended the public in the yard, the surrounding residents were greatly relieved to see this scene, waiting to see He Yuzhu's jokes.

"Silly Zhu, you take the son of Widow Qin's family to control us, and we have to give us the New Year's money. Now these children care about you for the New Year's money, if you dare not give it, don't say that Li Ye is mad, I will be mad. ”

"If you dare to bully a bunch of children without giving New Year's money, we will help these children get justice today."

Xu Damao was even more direct, just one sentence: "Silly pillar, Geneva, give money." ”

To be honest, for Xu Damao, he doesn't care too much about whether he can get the two yuan of New Year's money back, what he wants is to breathe.

Li Ye's approach just happened to give him a breath of relief, and he had to be strongly supported.

He Yuzhu finally realized what other people's mood was when he took the stick stalk and Xiaodang to ask others for New Year's money this morning.

"It's not that I don't want to give, it's mainly that I don't have that much change. Look, fifty children, one dollar each, where can I get fifty dollars for a while? ”

He Yuzhu was in trouble, his face was very ugly, he didn't think of the fifty yuan at all, and began to find excuses to cheat.

"Xiao'e, just now I asked you to take out all the change at home, did you take it out?"

Li Ye turned his head and asked Lou Xiao'e.

"I've already brought them all, thirty pieces of loose money for a dollar."

Lou Xiao'e replied with a smile.

After taking the thirty yuan brought by Lou Xiao'e, Li Ye took out the remaining twenty-two yuan from his pocket in exchange for He Yuzhu this morning.

"Silly Zhu, keep your eyes open and take a good look, Xiao'e and I have a total of fifty-two yuan in change.

There are fifty children here, and there are two more pieces.

You don't have change, do you? It's okay, take out your money and I'll exchange it with you.

If you change it, won't you be able to give the children New Year's money?

I can warn you, if you don't change it, you're going to cheat, and if you cheat, don't blame everyone for being mad. ”

Li Ye's combination punch knocked down He Yuzhu and everyone stupid.

This routine, how can this trick have a sense of déjà vu?

He Yuzhu recalled that at Li Ye's house this morning, he had used exactly the same trick on Li Ye.

At that time, Li Ye claimed that he had no change, and he immediately appeared and forced Li Ye to exchange the large denomination of money for his change, and then forced Li Ye to use the change to give the stick terrier and Xiaodang New Year's money.

"The Ancient God Emperor"

He Yuzhu would never have thought that ten hours apart, the tricks he had used himself would be used by Li Ye on him in turn.

The corners of He Yuzhu's mouth twitched a few times, and there was anger in his heart but he couldn't vent it.

He was completely pinched by Li Ye.

If he dares to cheat, the people who gave the stick terrier and Xiaodang the New Year's money this morning will definitely not let him go easily.

"Silly Zhu, why are you stunned? The problem of you not having change has been solved, so take the money and exchange it with Li Ye.

After the exchange, you will have change to give your child New Year's money. ”

Xu Damao urged.

"Grandson, do I need you to teach? Do you think I'm you, and I can't even give up two dollars? Wait, I'll go home and get the money. ”

He Yuzhu went home to get the two months' salary that Zhang Xiuli had refunded him before.

He used the nearly seventy yuan to buy something to give to the stick terrier, and now there are only more than fifty left.

After all the more than 50 are taken out to pay the New Year's money, he can only be a poor egg until the next salary.

The key is that he can't afford not to pay this money, Li Ye uses his own tricks against him, and he has no room to cheat.

If he cheats, then what is the New Year's money he asked for this morning with a stick terrier and Xiaodang? The giver of money is not allowed to tear down his house.

He Yuzhu came out of the house with an ugly bitter gourd face and fifty yuan, and reluctantly handed the money into Li Ye's hands.

Li Ye has written down today's handwriting, and when he finds an opportunity, he has to kill Li Ye.

Li Ye took He Yuzhu's five and ten denomination banknotes and looked at them carefully, making sure that they were not the three he gave this morning, so he accepted them with satisfaction and put the money in his pocket.

The fifty yuan change, Li Ye didn't give it directly to He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, the fifty yuan change is not yours anymore, I sent it for you, you have no opinion, right?" ”

"Cheng, you send it."

He Yuzhu doesn't care, it doesn't matter if he sends it, he sends it or not, Li Ye sends it, it's all the same.

Li Ye took out eight of the fifty pieces of one dollar and said to everyone: "This morning, Silly Zhu took two children to ask Xiao'e and me for eight yuan for New Year's money. We took back the eight yuan, everyone has no opinion, right? ”

He Yuzhu was stunned, and everyone present was stunned.

What's going on, didn't you say that the fifty yuan was the New Year's money for the fifty children? Why did Li Ye take out eight yuan and put it in his pocket?

When everyone was puzzled, Li Ye said again: "I have already calculated, there are more than 20 families in the courtyard, except for a few lonely families such as the deaf old lady, the stupid pillar, and the Jia family's own family who did not give New Year's money.

Silly Zhu took his two children this morning and asked for a total of forty-two yuan in New Year's money.

Eight of the forty-two yuan belong to me and Xiao'e, the third master, these thirty-four yuan are yours, you can return the New Year's money to everyone. ”

Hearing this, everyone reacted.

It turned out that Li Ye was helping everyone get back the New Year's money they took out this morning.

Li Ye is a very good person, and after everyone reacted, they hurriedly said thank you to Li Ye.

Yan Bugui was even more happy, took the thirty-four yuan given by Li Ye, first put his two yuan in his pocket, and then returned the remaining thirty-two yuan to the person who paid the New Year's money this morning.

A few minutes later, everyone got their New Year's money back.

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded, shocked and angry!

"The surname is Li, this fifty yuan is my New Year's money for my children, how can you share it with everyone?

Do you have a conscience? You don't even have the child's New Year's money, you are really a cold-hearted and dog-lung bad thing. ”

He Yuzhu angrily scolded Li Ye.

Li Ye walked up to a child and squatted down, and said to the child, "Little friend, tell him what you are here for." ”

"We are here to act as young actors, and the appearance fee is a dime per person."

The child said loudly.

Li Ye looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Silly Zhu, did you hear that?" They are all young actors I found, and they all agreed that they would pay a dime for an appearance.

Before I came, I made it clear to their parents that I didn't have any money for black kids. ”

The fifty yuan change just now Li Ye and everyone have already divided forty-two yuan, and the remaining eight yuan is the remuneration of these children.

Li Ye still looked for Yan Bugui, handed him the eight yuan, and said to him: "Third master, you have to work hard to do this matter."

You'll have to run around the yard and exchange fifty cents for the kids for five dollars.

The remaining three dollars are considered to be your hard work, and the other two dollars can be used to buy some snacks for your children. ”

Yan Bugui was already laughing so hard that he couldn't stop laughing.

He has at least a dozen dime ones at home, and the remaining dozens can be exchanged for them by running around the yard and asking, which doesn't take much time.

With such a little workload, you can earn a dollar of hard work, and you have enough oil and water.

Sure enough, his strategy of befriending Li Ye during this period was correct, anyone could do this kind of oil and water work, and Li Ye just found him, which is the best proof of taking care of him.

In addition, in addition to the hard work fee of this dollar, he can also squeeze out some oil and water for the snack fee of two yuan.

"It's not difficult to change fifty sheets for a dime, but it's a hassle to take the kids to buy snacks. In this way, it just so happened that my family bought some snacks such as peanuts and melon seeds for the Chinese New Year.

I accepted the two yuan, and I asked the three mothers to take out the snacks at home and share them with the children, it should be okay, right? ”

Yan Bugui was in a good mood, and he was counting the rise in his heart, and he already felt that he had won hemp.

"Of course you can, this is up to you, you just have to watch and deal with it."

Li Ye didn't know what Yan Bugui's calculations were, and he wanted to make a few more cents.

This Li Ye doesn't care much, as long as Yan Bu is expensive and doesn't have the appearance fee of the black children.

Let Yan Bugui take advantage of the rest, let him take a little advantage, and he will stand on his side if something happens in the yard in the future.

Anyway, these small profits don't need Li Ye to pay out of his own pocket, they are all He Yuzhu's money, so he doesn't feel distressed.

In this way, Yan Bugui exchanged a dime of change in the courtyard.

The three mothers used a big pot of peanuts and melon seeds at home, moved a small chair to sit at the gate of the courtyard, and fifty children lined up to go out one by one, receiving a dime appearance fee + a small spoon of peanuts and melon seeds issued by the three mothers.

Yan Bugui and the three mothers won the hemp, yes, but several children of the Yan family were unhappy.

These peanuts and melon seeds are theirs! The three mothers have all sent it to the children, and with the urine sex of Yan Bugui's door, they will definitely say that the Spring Festival has passed, and there is no reason to buy small snacks, and they will buy it after the Chinese New Year next year.

In other words, they have eaten a lot of small snacks less this year.

……

In the middle courtyard, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu were relieved to hear that it had been quiet outside.

Just now they were lying on the kang and worried, for fear that someone would knock on the door and ask them to return the New Year's money.

Now that it is safe, He Yuzhu paid all the money back to everyone out of his own pocket.

After the crisis was resolved, Jia Zhangshi complained to Qin Huairu again: "This stupid pillar is really stupid, that's a full fifty yuan, isn't it good for us?" It's really stupid to take it out and let the live bandits share it with everyone.

If it were me, I'd just lie on the ground and not move, just don't pay for it, and see what the gang can do with me. ”

He Yuzhu is so stupid, Jia Zhang's family has already regarded He Yuzhu's family background as his own family's family background.

Just heard that He Yuzhu had taken out fifty yuan, and her heart ached like a knife.

How many bottles of painkillers can I buy for fifty dollars? It's enough for her to eat for years.

Qin Huairu knew that Jia Zhang's was purely standing and talking without backache, so he didn't answer.

At He Yuzhu's house next door, He Yuzhu was complaining to Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle Yi, what Aunt Zhang said is really not wrong at all, the bastard surnamed Li in the backyard is really a live bandit, and he actually played such a trick with me."

I found fifty children to lie to me, and said that it was for the children's New Year's money, but he distributed the money to everyone.

The third master is also a useless person, didn't he just give him a dollar to earn? Like a pug, he runs errands for the surnamed Li.

Made, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, I dragged that bastard out of the house and beat him, I couldn't get rid of the anger in my heart, I was going to find him in the backyard. ”

As he spoke, He Yuzhu was a little upset, and he wanted to go to the backyard to settle accounts with Li Ye.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped him and said, "You are stupid, just now Li Ye helped everyone with the New Year's money, and the people in the courtyard are now grateful to Li Ye." At this time, if you go to Li Ye for trouble, I can't protect you. ”

Li Ye's prestige is now flourishing, and everyone is grateful to Li Ye.

He Yuzhu is not right to be able to fight, can he win the man of the entire courtyard?

Now at this juncture, what is the difference between finding trouble with Li Ye and looking for death? It's just that a brainless reckless man like He Yuzhu can do such an impulsive thing.