Chapter 135: Aquaman Becomes a Tool Man (Subscription Requested!) )
Maybe Xu Damao is very cowardly when facing men, but when facing women, the most important thing he lacks is courage.
As long as there was a woman on the other side, he dared to go up and say a few words.
When the colleagues in the propaganda department greeted Liu Chucui one by one, Xu Damao pulled his collar at the back, sorted out his clothes, and walked over with a confident smile.
"Liu Chucui, huh? Good name, we will all be colleagues who work together in the future.
My name is Xu Damao, a few years older than you, if you don't dislike it, it's okay to call me Brother Xu or Brother Damao. ”
Xu Damao confidently introduced himself.
As a veteran of the love scene, he knew very well that a mediocre self-introduction was not enough to impress the girl, so he went on to say.
"I'm also part of the Publicity Section, but I don't stay in the office very often, so you won't see me too often in the office in the future."
This kind of chatting method of not saying half of it and leaving it in suspense is easy to arouse the girl's curiosity, and this trick Xu Damao tried all kinds of tricks.
Sure enough, Liu Chucui became curious and asked Xu Damao: "They all work in the propaganda department, why don't you stay in the office, your work is special than everyone's work?" ”
Successfully bringing the topic to his own profession, Xu Damao doubled his confidence, smiled and said: "Because I am the only senior film projectionist within a radius of five kilometers."
My job is to show movies in other factories and in the countryside, so that workers and fellow villagers can enjoy the art of film in their spare time.
I love this job very, very much, and when I play a movie commentary, the audience gets emotional swings because of my commentary, and I feel the charm of the movie, and I feel an indescribable sense of happiness. ”
Xu Damao found that Liu Chucui was listening to him carefully, and he knew that there was a play.
So, he changed his words and took the opportunity to send an invitation to Liu Chucui: "Comrade Liu Chucui, I just started work today, and according to the usual practice, the leader will arrange for me to show you an open-air movie in the factory."
Let me reveal a little inside information to you in advance, the name of the movie is Qin Niangmei.
It tells the romantic love story of Qin Niangmei, a beautiful Dong girl in Sanbao, Guzhou, who fell in love with Zhu Lang, a young farmer in the neighboring village, and struggled for the pursuit of free marriage.
I wonder if you are interested in this movie? If you want to see it, I can reserve the best spot for you.
As a projectionist, I still have this little power. ”
Boast about it while showing off the privileges of a projectionist.
According to Xu Damao's experience, he is already nine times out of ten, and Liu Chucui will most likely not refuse his invitation.
As long as Liu Chucui is willing to go to the appointment and watch the movie on the spot, he can carry out the next pursuit plan.
"Okay, can you reserve two places for me? Section Chief Huang arranged for me to have a master to take me, and I wanted to help my master get a good position. ”
Liu Chucui said expectantly.
"What's wrong with that? As soon as you open the golden mouth, even if it is up the knife mountain and the sea of fire, I will do it for you, and it is not a matter of reserving an extra place at all. ”
Xu Damao didn't think much about it, and readily agreed.
According to his observations and speculations, Section Chief Huang personally brought over to introduce his identity, and this Liu Chucui should be the daughter or relative of an elder with an identity.
It is impossible for Section Chief Huang to arrange a male master for Liu Chucui to take with him, so this master is most likely a woman.
Showing professional skills and eloquence in front of women is Xu Damao's favorite thing to do, and of course he will not refuse.
Pleasing Liu Chucui's master, maybe it will be of great help to him in pursuing Liu Chucui.
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After getting off work in the afternoon, Xu Damao took his apprentice to work in the square of the factory for a while, basically completed the commissioning of the projector, and the movie could be played at any time.
In those days, there was no entertainment for everyone, and the workers were very happy to watch a movie.
Even the people who lived near the rolling mill rushed over to see the movie.
Seeing that Wuyang Wuyang was full of people at the scene, Xu Damao ran to Liu Chucui's side and pulled a few words.
said that he wanted to explain the core idea of this movie to Liu Chucui a little before playing this movie, so that Liu Chucui could better appreciate this movie.
He Yuzhu, Liu Guangfu, and Liu Guangtian brothers looked at Xu Damao's flirtatious operation with envy.
They also want to have such excellent eloquence as Xu Damao to win the girl's heart, but they don't have the talent in this area, so they can only be envious and jealous.
Xu Damao himself enjoyed their envious and jealous gaze.
"Xu Damao, I've finished listening to your explanation, it's time to show a movie, right?
Look at it, there are so many people here, and everyone is waiting for you to show a movie. ”
Liu Chucui urged.
"What the hell are they doing? There are hundreds of people on the scene, and you are the only one I really care about.
If you're not prepared, they'll have to wait.
Only when you're ready and you say it's okay to start can the movie begin. ”
Xu Damao said complimentingly.
"Then can you wait a little longer, when my master arrives, my master said that you can start the movie again, I want to surprise my master."
Liu Chucui said.
"Of course you can, as long as you say it, I can help you do it, and you are my leader today."
Xu Damao flattered Liu Chucui, and then shouted loudly at the crowd.
"Don't worry, wait two minutes, there's something wrong with the projector.
I'm going to hurry up and tune in, and I'll be able to show the movie to everyone soon. ”
Everyone has no complaints, it's good to be able to watch a movie, and waiting for two minutes is nothing.
Xu Damao walked in front of He Yuzhu and said triumphantly: "Silly Zhu, did you see it?" That's what I do, buddy.
No matter what kind of woman she is, as long as she is a woman, I can easily take it.
Liu Chucui, the family member of a certain elder, if I catch her, I will be able to fight for ten years less.
Look at you again, what kind of stuff are you marrying, marrying a man's wife and going home, and finally having a child.
The child doesn't have your surname anymore, and I don't recognize you as a father, I feel sorry for you!
You just wait, buddy, I will give birth to a son before you and Li Ye, give birth to six and give birth to eight, and envy you to death. ”
Xu Damao is like this, no matter what he does. As long as he did a little bit of results, he couldn't help but run to He Yuzhu to show off.
He Yuzhu felt offended, glared at the Xu Damao very unhappily, and counterattacked: "Grandson, you want to run before you learn to walk, why don't you go to heaven?" Let's talk about it when you catch up with others, who wouldn't brag. ”
"Jealous, jealous, you are envious and jealous of Master Xu and me."
The more sour He Yuzhu's tone was, the happier Xu Damao's heart became.
After Xu Damao left, He Yuzhu's face became gloomy.
No, he can't let Xu Damao successfully catch up with Liu Chucui.
really let Xu Damao catch up, and if he is really pregnant with a child in the future, can he still raise his head in front of Xu Damao? must not be ridiculed by Xu Damao every day.
"Don't think about success, grandson, if you really catch up, I'll break you up." ’
He Yuzhu already had a plan in his heart.
"Brother Mao, can you pass us two tricks, we want to have as good eloquence as you."
Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian's brothers rushed to pat Xu Damao's ass.
This sycophant Xu Damao sounds very comfortable, but he doesn't have a good impression of these two brothers.
If it weren't for the rebellion of these two brothers, Liu Haizhong would have become the first master long ago, and he Xu Damao would have become the third master long ago.
Because of this, Xu Damao has always hated the two brothers, so he scolded with disdain: "Roll the calf, where are you going back and forth, just the two of you don't know anything about the rebellious wine bag rice bag wants to learn Xu Ye's pickling technique, first soak the urine and take care of whether you are worthy or not." ”
Liu Haizhong was very dissatisfied with these two sons.
Even if Xu Damao insulted the two of them, he wouldn't give him small shoes in his bangs, so he dared to be unscrupulous.
"Look at how arrogant that guy Xu Damao is, he actually dares to say that we are wine bags and rice bags. Oh, how much better can he be than us. ”
Liu Guangtian watched Xu Damao's back and scolded him.
Their brothers were very dissatisfied with Xu Damao's arrogant attitude.
Obviously, they all put down their bodies and humbly asked for advice, even if Xu Damao didn't teach, he still insulted them, who wouldn't be angry about this kind of thing?
"Alright, I'll fix him again when I find a chance, and give him a hard blow.
You can't move him here today, he's a projectionist, you punch him, he says he's injured and can't play the movie, everyone has to hate him to death, you know? ”
Liu Guangfu is not as impulsive and reckless as Liu Guangtian, he has some brains, or has some attributes of old yin coins.
Xu Damao walked over to the projector and tinkered with it a few times.
After a little tinkering, he looked almost pretended, and he planned to return to Liu Chucui's side again to pat his ass and say some nice compliments.
When Liu Chucui was happy, he took the opportunity to propose to go to dinner together after the movie and show off his financial resources.
However, what Xu Damao didn't expect was that the appearance of a man broke his perfect layout.
There was actually a man sitting down in the empty seat next to Liu Chucui.
He Yuzhu, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian noticed this change, and they only felt that Xu Damao deserved it!
Who made Xu Damao just run in front of them? Isn't this the time for retribution?
If there are men who make Xu Damao unhappy, they will be happy.
Xu Damao walked up to the man and said with some unhappiness: "Li Ye, what are you doing?" It's not your place, you want to watch the movie and find your own place.
This is the position I reserved for Comrade Liu Chucui's master. I'm telling you, you can't take someone else's place, you know? You're not doing it properly. ”
Xu Damao was a little depressed, how could he kill a Li Ye halfway?
Without waiting for Li Ye to reply, Liu Chucui took the lead in replying: "He is my master!" On my first day at work today, Section Chief Huang arranged for him to be my master and let him show me about work.
He took a lot of care of me at work today, and I didn't even think about how to thank him, so you arranged two good places for me to watch the movie, so that I could take the opportunity to thank the master.
Xu Damao, you are such a good person. ”
Boom, a flash of lightning flashed in Xu Damao's mind.
He didn't react to this sudden thunderbolt on a sunny day.
Li Ye is actually Liu Chucui's master?
He originally reserved two positions to please Liu Chucui and Liu Chucui's master.
As a result, his operation actually brought Liu Chucui and Li Ye together?
!
Xu Damao's face was strange, and he had already begun to scold his mother in his heart.
Liu Chucui asked Li Ye flatteringly: "Master, did you say that the movie can be started?" I'm going to explain to you the core idea of this movie, so that you can understand the true meaning of this movie more easily when you watch it for a while......"
Liu Chucui repeated the explanation that Xu Damao told her before to Li Ye.
Seeing this scene, Xu Damao was even more dumbfounded.
After making trouble for a long time, it turned out that the clown turned out to be himself!
Liu Chucui listened to him very carefully before, not because she was interested in his work, nor because she was interested in him as a person, but because she wanted to learn the details of the movie from him, and then use it to please Li Ye.
Knowing this truth, Xu Damao was a little devastated.
He never thought that he, the king of the sea, would one day be reduced to being a tool man.
"Okay, I've got it, it's time to play the movie."
Li Ye said after listening to Liu Chucui's explanation.
"Xu Damao, didn't you just say that you wanted to help me grow my face in front of my master?
My master said it's okay to show a movie, so go play a movie. ”
Liu Chucui immediately urged after receiving Li Ye's affirmative reply.
Xu Damao's mood was very depressed, but he had no choice but to go to the movie.
It's been delayed for so long, it's time to show a movie for everyone.
If it drags on any longer, the patience of the workers will be exhausted, and they will have to curse.
Xu Damao was just about to turn around and leave to play the movie, but Liu Chucui called him again.
"Xu Damao, wait a minute, I have something to tell you."
Xu Damao thought that he could be rescued, and he turned back excitedly.
But he didn't want to, Liu Chucui said to him: "Don't run to me after the movie, I don't need to listen to your explanation." Hello people do it to the end, don't disturb me and the master watching the movie.
By the way, I kindly remind you that what you say when you talk to the girl is really vulgar.
The next time you want to pursue a girl, I suggest you change that habit. ”
This is another series of critical blows, not only rejecting Xu Damao's pursuit, but also despising Xu Damao's proud pickling skills.
Xu Damao's experience in picking up girls is basically learned from hooking up with widows in the countryside.
The widow in the countryside is uneducated, and his earthy words and compliments can be of great effect.
Liu Chucui is a highly educated girl, she has seen a lot of gorgeous articles and phrases, heard a lot, and she is also involved in some famous books.
Therefore, in her place, Xu Damao's routine does not work at all, and those low-end earthy love words will only make her feel very greasy and cliché.
In the TV series, Xu Damao, who prides himself on being the best in the world in pickling girls, has never soaked a knowledgeable girl, and it is for this reason that he has never found a knowledgeable girl.
He always likes to rob He Yuzhu's object, but he didn't rob Ran Qiuye.
Later, he wanted to soak You Fengxia, but there were no pants left in You Fengxia's pit.
It turns out that Xu Damao can only play in the low-end game.
As far as the two taels of oil in his stomach are concerned, it will not be enough to go to the high-end game, and no one can get his nonsense.
Li Ye was forcibly pulled over by Liu Chucui to watch the movie.
Accustomed to watching blockbusters in later generations, he is not too interested in black and white movies in this year.
However, Liu Chucui gave Xu Damao a good person card, but this good show made Li Ye feel very interesting.
This Xu Damao really didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick, and he actually wanted to pursue Liu Chucui.
Liu Chucui is the daughter of Li Changming's wife's sister.
Xu Damao dared to pursue someone's niece when he offended Li Changming, and he was really not afraid that people would break his dog's legs.
For Li Changming, he arranged for a beautiful niece to follow him in the propaganda department.
Although Li Changming didn't say it explicitly, Li Ye could guess a little bit of Li Changming's intentions.
Li Changming is really a real person! This is to send a woman to yourself to pull a relationship.
It seems that the twenty big yellow croakers are really powerful when they fall down.
However, Li Ye already has a daughter-in-law, so he is really a little unsure of what to do with Liu Chucui.
If you refuse, if you don't give Li Changming face, Li Changming will be unhappy.
Don't refuse, he's a person with a daughter-in-law, and it's not easy to get it.
Li Ye planned to delay it for a while and see how it should be handled after a while.
After the movie started, Xu Damao's mood was very depressed, and he didn't have the face to go to Liu Chucui to find himself bored.
He found an empty seat to sit down, not wanting He Yuzhu and Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian brothers to come one after another, they came over to take revenge.
"Broad daylight, thanks to him not teaching us, he sent the girl he liked to other men by hand. If this kind of trick is taught to us, our lives will be ruined. ”
Liu Guangfu said with a sneer.
"Yes, this pickled girl's technique is too advanced. Think about it seriously, we are really not qualified to learn such advanced techniques, so let Xu Damao keep it for himself. ”
Liu Guangtian felt very relieved when he said this.
"Grandson, what did I say? Don't be too complacent, first catch up with other girls and then brag.
Look at you, don't you listen to me and suffer? The girl didn't take a fancy to you at all.
You can't blame the girl, pee on your face, if I don't like you, I don't like you. ”
He Yuzhu is the happiest one in the three-person group of revenge.
The revenge was avenged, He Yuzhu was happy, but found that Qin Huairu had brought a beautiful girl and child to watch the movie.
Take a closer look, isn't that girl Qin Jingru?
Seeing Qin Jingru, He Yuzhu's mood suddenly became excited.
He spit a little bit on his hands, used the saliva to sort out the hair on his forehead, and said to Xu Damao very shyly: "Grandson, I don't think your son can be born before my son."
It doesn't matter if Zhang Xiuli doesn't let the child recognize me, Sister Qin called her hometown sister over again and wants to introduce her to me.
I won't talk to you, I'm going to talk to Sister Qin's sister-in-law. ”
Xu Damao hated so much that his teeth were about to be crushed, and now even He Yuzhu could despise him in chasing women.
It's all to blame on Li Ye, obviously he already has a wife, why did he rob his Liu Chucui?
If it weren't for Li Ye, he would never have lost such a big face.