Chapter 164: Mei's Thing, Warts What's a Big Deal (Ask for Subscription!) )

"Envy, huh? Niu Hong is a pure and good girl, her family background is innocent, like me, her ancestors were hired farmers, most of her family members died in the war, and now she is the only one left in the family. ”

He Yuzhu thought that Li Ye was really envious of him, and felt that he had face, so he began to vigorously praise Niu Hong.

Speaking of mouth owing, this guy's mouth is really owed.

Forget it about bragging about Niu Hong, he also used Niu Hong's family background to say, isn't this sarcastic in front of Li Ye that Lou Xiao'e's background is not clean enough?

Li Ye thought it was funny, it was not good for He Yuzhu to use someone's background to step on Lou Xiao'e, but he took a bull's background to step on Lou Xiao'e, it was really laughable.

He Yuzhu is afraid that he doesn't know, Niu Hong's ancestor is a big traitor, right?

It is estimated that all the family members died in the war years, and it is just Niu Hong's statement that he washed his own family white.

Somehow, He Yuzhu actually believed it.

Of course, maybe Niu Hong means that her family members died in the war years for a small life, which is very reasonable, but He Yuzhu misunderstood the original meaning.

When a person is immersed in the wonderful world that he has imagined, do not break his illusions, it is enough to quietly watch him perform like watching a monkey show in a circus.

Li Ye is now adopting such a mentality.

He saw through it without saying anything, quietly watched He Yuzhu's performance, and quietly watched He Yuzhu show off Niu Hong, a 'good daughter-in-law'.

With a hearty smile on his face, Li Ye took the two joyful candies handed over by Niu Hong, and gave He Yuzhu a positive answer: "The top chef in our courtyard, Master He, is getting married, I have to eat this candy, I have to be happy."

When you decide which day you will have a banquet, I promise to come and cheer you on.

I will also convey your original words to Zhang Xiuli and Cheng Industry, and invite them to come together to be happy. ”

"Then you must remember to tell them."

He Yuzhu emphasized the side again, and then took Niu Hong's little hand and happily returned home.

After He Yuzhu left, Li Ye couldn't hold back anymore and couldn't help laughing.

Lou Xiao'e saw that Li Ye kept laughing, and reached over to touch Li Ye's forehead, she wondered if her husband's brain was broken.

"Is it that funny? People are stupid to get married, what are you happy about, it's not that you want to get married. ”

Lou Xiao'e gave Li Ye a big roll of her eyes, indicating that she was speechless.

Even if Lou Xiao'e glanced at her, Li Ye still couldn't stop laughing.

No way, when encountering such an interesting thing, who can hold back their laughter?

"Daughter-in-law, I really can't hold back my laughter, this stupid pillar is so interesting, I can surprise every time.

Came to us to boast of the purity of his new daughter-in-law, and actually boasted of the innocence of his new daughter-in-law's family background, which is really laughing to death.

I guess he hasn't known this new daughter-in-law long enough, and he doesn't know anything about this new daughter-in-law.

After getting along for a long time, he will slowly come back to his senses, which will definitely be very interesting. ”

Li Ye has already begun to look forward to He Yuzhu's reaction after discovering Niu Hong's true family background and former career.

Lou Xiao'e was intrigued by Li Ye's words, and asked curiously, "What do you mean?" How can I listen to what you just said, and have the feeling that you know his new daughter-in-law better than Silly Zhu? ”

"Don't say it, I really know his new daughter-in-law better than Silly Zhu, I dealt with his new daughter-in-law half a year ago.

I met his new daughter-in-law half a year ago, but his new daughter-in-law hasn't seen me.

You can boldly guess what this new daughter-in-law of Silly Zhu used to do, use your imagination, diverge your thinking, and guess boldly. ”

Li Ye sold a pass, hung his appetite, and asked Lou Xiao'e to guess first.

"Factory workers?"

"The lady in the cafeteria?"

……

Lou Xiao'e guessed several professions in a row, and every time Li Ye shook his head and vetoed it.

Lou Xiao'e's guess is still too conservative, and the profession she said is basically a serious job, and she didn't let go of her brain to guess boldly at all.

"Alas! Or you say it, I'm stupid, I can't guess. ”

After guessing a few times in a row, Lou Xiao'e was a little discouraged.

Knowing that Lou Xiao'e couldn't guess the answer, Li Ye didn't hang her appetite, and said directly: "This new daughter-in-law of Silly Zhu used to be in a half-closed business. What is a half-closed door, don't you have to explain it? ”

Lou Xiao'e was stunned when she heard this answer.

She guessed for a long time, but she didn't expect Niu Hong to do that kind of business.

Of course, she knew what it meant to be a half-closed door business, and a half-closed door business was a meat business.

She would never have thought that He Yuzhu would actually marry a woman who sells meat and go home.

She could understand why Li Ye couldn't help but laugh just now.

married a woman who was half-closed and went home to be a daughter-in-law, and actually boasted about the purity of her daughter-in-law in front of outsiders, not to mention that Li Ye couldn't hold back, even she couldn't hold back.

Li Ye can hold back his laughter until He Yuzhu leaves, and he can already be called the champion of holding back laughter.

"A new daughter-in-law swaggered in front of us to hand out candy, and asked us to inform Xiuli and Industry to come to his wedding banquet.

I thought he had married such a good woman after abandoning the beauty, so he had to show off in front of the beauty, and the result was ......"

Lou Xiao'e shook her head, she was really speechless, and she didn't know how to evaluate He Yuzhu, a person who was ridiculous to the extreme.

Li Ye said again: "By the way, this new daughter-in-law of Silly Zhu is not only pure, her father and grandfather were traitors at the beginning.

In the old days, her uncle was a thug who forced him into a prostitute.

Half a year ago, a relative of Deputy Factory Director Li's wife's family fell into Niu Hong's trap and was extorted thousands of yuan.

Deputy Director Li was reluctant to wade into this troubled water, so he entrusted me and Section Chief Liu to help deal with it. ”

“……”

Lou Xiao'e was even more speechless, after the traitor + half-closed door, the buffs were all stacked.

After a while, the soft-hearted and kind-hearted Lou Xiao'e said: "Silly Zhu seems to be kept in the dark, he doesn't know anything about this woman." Shall we remind him? ”

"Go home, don't always want to be a good person. If you think about it, stupid pillar of that person's temperament, if you tell him that his new daughter-in-law is a chicken.

Do you think he'll thank you or hate you? He'll just feel like you're insulting him.

So, what are we doing such a thankless job?

Isn't it good to be a quiet onlooker watching the lively crowd and look at the silly pillar?

You think it's stupid, maybe people are having fun. ”

Li Ye dragged Lou Xiao'e home.

Lou Xiao'e is such a kind character, and she will be crazy to suck blood by the people in the entire courtyard later in the TV series.

Being too kind is not necessarily a good thing sometimes.

Lou Xiao'e thought about it seriously and felt that Li Ye's words made some sense.

That's right, she thinks He Yuzhu is miserable, maybe people are happy in it.

Isn't He Yuzhu's bottomless pleasant to please Qin Huairu's family a classic example?

The people in the entire courtyard are probably laughing at He Yuzhu for being a big fool, and he doesn't want to let the yellow flower girl who is in her prime want to do it, but she is dedicated to helping.

"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"

Everyone laughed at He Yuzhu, and He Yuzhu himself could say a few words to Qin Huairu every day, but he didn't know how happy he was.

After He Yuzhu and Niu Hong went home, He Yuzhu asked Niu Hong to live in his house in the future.

They have all received certificates, they are legal husband and wife, and it is natural to live in the same place, and no one will talk nonsense.

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, He Yuzhu feels that since he has cooked raw rice and married a daughter-in-law to go home, he has to enjoy it.

He was drunk that night and didn't feel anything, and he had to have a good experience today.

Half an hour later......

He Yuzhu sat on the bed and lit a cigarette, with a loveless expression.

What to say about the experience with his new daughter-in-law Niu Hong, He Yuzhu's personal feeling is like a ball of hard and astringent raw persimmons stuck in his throat, he has no appetite, and even a little unappetizing, and the feeling of eating delicacies from the mountains and seas is not at all.

He wondered very much, Niu Hong was obviously a perfect body that would leave blood at the beginning of the night, why was it as spacious as a huge tunnel?

In this regard, Niu Hong's answer was: "Could it be that you are too young?" ”

Niu Hong would definitely not admit that it was the result of hundreds or thousands of teachings at a young age.

Here in He Yuzhu, her character is a pure girl who can no longer be pure. was insulted by He Yuzhu, and his innocence was forced to marry He Yuzhu.

If there is a problem, it is He Yuzhu's problem, she will not have a problem as an untrained girl.

Niu Hong's answer made He Yuzhu deeply shocked, making him deeply doubt, could it really be that he couldn't do it himself?

This is Niu Hong's spiritual PUA to him.

He Yuzhu was very painful when he was hit like this, and weakly asked Niu Hong another question: "Then why do you grow so many red packets?" ”

"Maybe I've been eating more chili peppers lately, plums, warts or something. Eat more and clear the soup, and you can recover after a period of conditioning. ”

Niu Hong made a new answer to the disease he was infected with in a hundred battles.

He Yuzhu believed it for the time being.

He doesn't believe it and has no way, just got the certificate, can he still leave?

Even if he endures humiliation, he has to endure it for a year and a half before he can file for divorce.

Niu Hong was cooking at home, and He Yuzhu sat on the threshold of the door of his house, smoking several smoky cigarettes in a row.

He always felt that Niu Hong's goods were wrong, but he couldn't say that kind of words, so he could only smoke a cigarette to relieve the depression in his heart.

"Silly Zhu, you are really happy! Is my daughter-in-law living at home today?

That's right, after receiving the certificates, the legal husband and wife will have a banquet.

Look at how blessed you are, your daughter-in-law will cook for you on the first day, you just wait to eat, what a blessing. ”

Yan Bugui passed by the middle courtyard, and looked at He Yuzhu sitting at the door of his house and Niu Hong, who was busy in He Yuzhu's house, and couldn't help but sigh with such feelings.

If it had been an hour ago, Yan Bugui would have made He Yuzhu very happy when he said this.

But now, He Yuzhu is not happy at all.