Early autumn.

Kunlun Mountain.

The sun came in from the summit and fell in this quiet "valley of the wicked", hot and lazy.

The little fish are basking in the sun, and they are lazy.

He sat in a tea stall near the entrance, counting his harvest.

These things were all taken by him, and even cheated, and there were a lot of tricks-

"Corpse powder? It's not very useful. The little fish pursed her lips and threw it away.

"Gladius? Still with so many gemstones? It's not bad to use it for self-defense, and you can exchange it for silver when it comes to critical moments, so you have to keep it. He nodded, and slammed his sword into his belt.

"Strong laxatives? Harm must be kept. Accepted. ”

"Hand-drawn picture books? Spring...... Ahem, I'm still young, heroes are useless, throw ......"

Pick and choose.

After processing the harvest, Xiao Yu'er sighed: "The adults are becoming more and more careless, and they don't even have a decent one, it's really boring, alas." ”

Growing up in the Valley of the Wicked, Xiao Yu'er is ten years old this year.

For the sake of self-protection, coupled with the deliberate connivance of several uncles and uncles, he has the nickname of "Little Devil Star", and he takes pranks all day long, causing a miasma of smoke in the whole valley. Not to mention adults, even the dog had to "whoop" when he saw him, and hurriedly walked around.

The little fish stilted Erlang's legs, a little excited.

He froze for a moment, then suddenly turned his head and stared in the direction of the entrance.

According to past experience, Xiao Yu'er thinks that it is better to play tricks on newcomers who have just entered the valley, but unfortunately, there have been no unlucky eggs delivered to the door for a long time recently.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, he began to fight with his eyelids and became lethargic.

It was at this time......

Xiao Yu'er was suddenly shocked and quickly sat up straight.

There seems to be movement!

Yes, there was a trail of footsteps approaching outside, unremarkable, by no means familiar to him.

It seems that it's entertainment time again.

Xiao Yu'er was full of anticipation, and the corners of his evil mouth gradually rose.

After a moment's wait, a fresh face turned into the valley.

This is a man in his thirties, more than eight feet tall, and he is carrying a burden in his hand.

This person's body is extremely majestic, with thick eyebrows like knives, eagle-like eyes, and a powerful and arrogant aura that suddenly greeted him, like a fierce beast!

The little fish was startled.

It's amazing.

There are also many strong men in the Valley of the Wicked, but compared to him, everyone has become chickens, and they are pitifully weak.

However, although this man was imposing, he seemed to be a little miserable: his clothes were no longer distinguishable, they were tattered, and the boots on his feet were not much better, and even the toes of his feet were exposed.

The big man saw the little fish.

Xiao Yu'er also saw each other.

"Hello uncle." Xiao Yu'er waved politely.

"yes, okay." The big man wiped the sweat on his head, and said to him as he walked: "Ge Laozi, it's obviously autumn, but this ghost weather is still so hot, it's really terrible." ”

Hey?

Kawachu accent?

Xiao Yu'er asked tentatively: "Uncle, you were also forced by the enemy to get along, so you hid in the Valley of the Wicked?" ”

"Who can force me? Lao Tzu came when he said he would come, and he would leave as soon as he said he would. Dahan snorted coldly.

Xiao Yu'er said: "What a big breath, did you open the Valley of the Wicked?" ”

"Nonsense, of course I drove it, Lao Tzu not only made a lot of effort back then, but also added a lot of silver."

Xiao Yu'er was taken aback: "Really? Are you one of the ten wicked people? but did not consult ......"

"Go, go, what's the little kid asking, whose doll are you?" The big man tilted his head to look at him, his face full of fierceness.

Xiao Yu'er's eyes rolled, and she pretended to be afraid, and stammered: "I, I'm a boy who pounds medicine, and I work in the hospital with Dr. Wan Chunliu...... Oh, by the way, my name is Little Fish. ”

"The lad over there? Got it. Dahan waved his hand, a little impatient: "You can play here by yourself, I'm going to go in and find a few old friends to catch up, and by the way, bet two." Damn, I'm sad if I don't gamble for a day. ”

Xiao Yu'er didn't leave, but stopped him: "Uncle, please wait." ”

Dahan said: "What are you doing?" ”

Xiao Yu'er looked respectful: "Uncle came from afar, even his lips are cracked, he must be very thirsty, and this side happens to be a tea house, why don't I pour you a glass of water and moisten your throat?" ”

Dahan wondered: "When did this tea house open in the Valley of the Wicked?" ”

Xiao Yu'er said: "Uncle may have been away for too long, and he doesn't know the situation in the valley, so he opened it several years ago." Wouldn't it be convenient to set up a tea stall at the entrance, and the newcomers who have just come can take the water by themselves if they want to drink it? I don't want money anyway. ”

Dahan said: "Oh, that's okay, I'm really a little thirsty, you go and pour it quickly." ”

Xiao Yu'er said: "Okay, uncle, please." ”

The big man nodded, carried his baggage and walked in and sat down.

On the other side, the little fish went around to the back of the stall and soon found the teapot and cup, with a mischievous smile on his face.

Kawachu accent.

Huge size.

Full of fierce air.

And love to gamble.

These features are easily reminiscent of a legendary character.

Xiao Yu'er bared his teeth, and actually felt the earlier "trophy" from his body, put the laxative into the kettle, and shook it vigorously.

"Little doll, are you alright?" The big man urged outside.

"Uncle, don't worry, the best tea will come here......"

Xiao Yu'er hurriedly walked back to the front, set up the cup, and obediently poured water for the "guests", pouring it full.

"Knock knock." The big man drank it when he took it, and his mouth was full of joy.

The man drank happily, and the little fish was also happy to see it, and his heart blossomed.

"Uncle, do you still want it?"

"Go on."

"Okay!"

"Knock ......"

Xiao Yu'er held back her laughter and suffocated her stomach.

Because he was afraid of revealing his stuffing, he picked his toes vigorously, and his face was serious.

At this moment, the big man suddenly untied his burden.

Xiao Yu'er peeked at it, and thought it was hiding something good, but it turned out to be just some dry food or something.

The big man rummaged through the baggage twice, and found a roast chicken from it: "Little doll, go find me a knife...... The tea is so smooth, Lao Tzu is actually hungry. ”

Xiao Yu'er said, "Yes." ”

He slipped to the back to look for it, but where did the knife come from in the tea stall?

Xiao Yu'er could only turn back, took out a short sword from his belt and handed it over: "Uncle, I didn't find a knife, you will use this." ”

"Okay." Dahan is not picky.

He held roast chicken in his hand, cut and ate it with a short sword, and devoured it.

"Little doll." The big man suddenly cut a small part of the roast chicken and gestured at the little fish: "Reward you." ”

Xiao Yu'er said, "Thank you, uncle, I'm not hungry." ”

The big man rolled his strange eyes: "Huh? Is there anything else I can't give? ”

Xiao Yu'er was worried about annoying him, so he had to take it, put it in his mouth and bite it: "Okay, elders, don't dare to resign, thank you." ”

Don't say it, this chicken is marinated in oily and salty, and it tastes quite fragrant.

The man quickly swept away the rest of the meat, wiped his mouth, and was about to leave with his baggage. "Goodbye."

"Hahaha......"

Xiao Yu'er estimated the time and felt that it was time for the effect of the medicine to kick in, so she burst into a burst of rampant laughter and quickly retreated, far away.

The big man was surprised: "You, what are you crazy about this little ghost?" ”

Xiao Yu'er was so happy that she trembled: "Hahaha, your Excellency is the 'evil gambler' Xuanyuan Sanguang?" ”

Dahan was even more surprised: "You actually recognize me?" ”

Xiao Yu'er said: "I recognized you as soon as you came in." People say that the ten wicked people are more fierce than the other, and each is more cunning than the other. You, in particular, are even more stupid as a cow. ”

Dahan's face suddenly changed, becoming red and white, as if he was very sad.

He covered his stomach and roared angrily: "Enter your ancestors, turtle son, you dare to drug Lao Tzu?" ...... in that tea."

"Uncle Xuanyuan, don't panic, what you drank is not any poison, it's just a little digestible, just pull it for two or three days." Xiao Yu'er smiled and said cool words.

The big man's expression became very distorted, and it seemed that he was about to hold back.

He struggled to get up, trying to go over and beat the little fish, but unfortunately he sat back halfway through, grinning his teeth.

"Who are you, little bastard?"

Xiao Yu'er said proudly: "Big stupid cow, listen well, I am the master disciple of the five evildoers, the smartest person in the world, the genius boy nicknamed 'Jade-faced Little White Dragon', Xiao Yu'er!" ”

Dahan: "I'm XXX, you're XXX......"

He was beeping and scolding over there, and Xiao Yu'er was laughing in the distance, and the more others scolded, the happier he was.

Xiao Yu'er even wrapped her hands around her mouth, formed a small horn around her mouth, and shouted vigorously: "Hurry up, everyone, come and see, this fool is so ashamed, pull in the crotch of his pants......"

Here and now, an unexpected change has happened!

Xiao Yu'er smiled and smiled, but suddenly felt that something was wrong with her stomach!

A sharp stool rushed straight down the plate, caught off guard, and it was painful.

"Poof, poof."

Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but let out a few stinky farts.

Never believe a when you're running around.

"This ...... You...... Oh......"

Xiao Yu'er's face also became very miserable, and her expression was extremely exciting.

He desperately clamped his legs, trying to hold back, endure, hold back again, but in the end, it didn't work.

“……”

While the little fish was pouring thousands of miles, the big man seemed to have changed as a person.

He stared at Xiao Yu'er lightly, his body was no longer painful, his face was not bitter, and he straightened his waist.

Only then did Xiao Yu'er realize that the other party's eyes were deep and indifferent, not as rude as he imagined, but terrifyingly shrewd!

Xiao Yu'er lost her voice and said, "You didn't drink my water at all? ”

Dahan said: "You little devil's eyes are rolling, you don't look like a good person, Lao Tzu has already been mentally prepared." I did drink it, but I didn't. ”

？？？

Xiao Yu'er didn't understand.

"What do you mean by drinking but not drinking?"

The big man didn't speak, just shifted his position.

The little fish was shocked to see that the ground under his left foot was actually wet, and a large piece of it was wet!

"You, you used internal force to force the laxative out?"

"Yes."

Xiao Yu'er was very unconvinced: "Then what if I get poisoned, what if I drink it, I will die immediately?" ”

Dahan smiled: "I bet you won't." ”

"How?"

Dahan's face was full of confidence: "After all, we have only met for the first time, and it is not logical to kill a complete stranger. You're just trying to trick me, and you're not really mad. ”

“……”

Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked in the eyes by geese, the little fish can only admit to planting.

He sighed and said: "Such a strong internal force, such a deep scheming, Uncle Xuanyuan really lives up to his reputation." However, there is one more thing I haven't figured out. ”

Dahan said: "Oh? ”

Xiao Yu'er said: "The reason why I have diarrhea must be because I ate the roast chicken you gave, otherwise I can't explain it." ”

Dahan said: "Yes. ”

"How do you get the laxative out of the water to the chicken?"

"It's very simple, remember when I took out the roast chicken and asked you to find a knife?"

Xiao Yu'er suddenly realized: "You deliberately split me!" ”

Dahan said: "Not bad. I took the time to dip the chicken in the water from the teapot and give it to you to eat, wanting to see what the consequences were. ”

Xiao Yu'er said: "I said how the water is chattering, and I thought it was the fat of the chicken itself!" The half you deliberately cut off for me, the one that was dipped in? ”

The big man looked at him with a joke on his face: "Yes, it seems that the effect of the medicine is quite strong." ”

“……”

Xiao Yu'er's trouser legs were cold, her heart was even colder, she was lost and aggrieved, so she didn't cry.

Dahan said: "Are you okay?" ”

Xiao Yu'er said, "It's gone." ”

"Okay, then it's my turn now."

Xiao Yu'er: "??? ”

The big man actually followed his example, put his hand around his mouth and shouted: "Come and see, there is a doll who is known as the smartest person in the world, but he can't control his little fart, the has flowed from his trouser legs to the ground, don't miss it when you pass by......"

The little fish panicked, stomped his feet, and quickly hid his face and left.

Runs faster than a rabbit.

"Hey."

Dahan stared at his back and smiled: "Sample, follow me Xuanyuan...... No, fight with me Master Chen, you're still a little tender! ”

(End of chapter)