050 It's time for the sneak attack
Wei Wuya was furious and roared, "Where did you get these things? ”
Chen Sheng said: "Brother Wei, please calm your anger, this is the dry food that the younger brother carries with him, it was an unintentional move, but unexpectedly...... Ahem, ruined your good deeds. ”
Old Master Chen's tone was quite sincere, with a look of guilt, Wei Wuya glared at him, the flames in his eyes blazing.
"That's a coincidence."
Chen Sheng also sighed: "Yes, it's really a sin for the little brother to delay the candles in your cave room." ”
Wei Wuya suddenly calmed down: "There are six of you, how many days can you last with this little bit of food and drink?" I've been waiting for 20 years, and I don't care about waiting for ten more days and half a month. ”
Chen Sheng said: "Yes, yes, there are many good things, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Brother Wei, please be patient." ”
Wei Wuya said, "Of course I have patience. Once the food and water are gradually exhausted, you will slowly go crazy, and in the face of the last piece of dry food, will you fight and bite each other like dogs? Have you ever been hungry? Well? I was hungry, and I almost starved to death! Do you know what it's like? It's like roasting on a fire or frying in oil, it's worse than a thousand cuts! Let me tell you, if a person is extremely hungry, he has to hell with any courtesy, righteousness and shame, and if he throws away a piece of steamed bun, you can even strangle your father to death, and even your child can abandon it, hahahahaha! ”
“……”
His voice was very unpleasant, like a piece of iron rubbing against the smooth floor, sharp and sharp, making the stomach sick, and besides, he said such a terrible thing, everyone could not help but feel chills in their hearts and be terrified for a while.
Wei Wuya looked at Ying Yue and Lian Xing, and said: "The two palace masters are fairy-like figures, their ten fingers do not touch the spring water, and they love to be clean, when that time comes, will you kneel on the ground, rolling around, crying and begging me for mercy?" ”
Sister Yingyue seemed to have become mute, neither speaking nor expressionless.
Chen Sheng laughed and said, "Brother Wei didn't say a book in the tile? It's really eloquent, my little brother is almost scared to pee, or I beg for mercy first, okay? ”
"Hmph."
Wei Wuya sneered, ignoring him at all: "The coming day is long, please enjoy it slowly, and ...... later."
Lao Wei left, and the atmosphere was completely different.
It's cold, it's cold.
Su Ying bit her lip, full of worry: "Sir, are we going to divide things and try to eat and drink as little as possible?" According to this way of eating, I am afraid that it will not last for two or three days. ”
Chen Sheng said: "No. ”
Su Ying said: "Don't have to? Does Mr. Fei have a way out of trouble? ”
Chen Sheng grinned: "I can't help it, we're already like this, why bother wronging yourself." You should eat, you should sleep, you should drink today, you will get drunk today, you will sing and stop when you lose, who cares about tomorrow's right and wrong. ”
Su Ying: "......"
Xiao Yu'er was stunned and said in surprise: "Master, you have also learned Lotus Fall?" ”
Chen Sheng: "......"
Look, sure enough, Lao Tzu guessed it, this kid didn't forget to learn new skills when he asked for food.
Chen Sheng said: "What kind of mess, let me ask you, how is your injury now?" ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "Thank God, Master finally remembered, my chest was very stuffy, stuffy and painful, and I couldn't breathe." ”
Chen Sheng nodded, and suddenly shouted at the opposite side: "Great Palace Master, can I borrow the Mercy Star to use it?" ”
Invite Yue said angrily: "What nonsense, what do you want my sister to do?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "I haven't learned to treat injuries, Xiao Yu'er is an internal injury, and it should be more tricky to think about it, so I want to ask the second palace master for some advice." ”
After all, the mouth of cannibalism is short, and Ying Yue will close her eyes, which can be regarded as a default.
Lian Xing quickly got up and said, "Okay, it's not difficult to treat the injury." ”
Chen Sheng said: "Second palace master, please wait, there are many people here, which is not conducive to luck, let's go elsewhere." ”
Lian Xing glanced at Master Chen: "Okay." ”
Sure enough, they headed north, in a relatively secluded place.
Lianxing asked Xiao Yu'er to sit down cross-legged, put on a posture of "five hearts to the sky", and began to point.
The so-called "five hearts to the sky", that is, the palms of the hands, the soles of the feet and the top of the head, is a method of meditation to quickly gather qi.
Pian Xing said: "Xiao Yu'er was shocked and injured in the heart, you use your palms against your back, start from the inside of your shoulder blades, first go to the blind point of the ointment to penetrate, reach the front chest, and then comb the meridians in turn, go to the house, Shenzang, Yutang, atrium, pylorus, Chengman, period, Tianxi, and finally to the chest township, so that the cycle is nine times, he should be able to be relieved." ”
Chen Sheng frowned and said, "It's so complicated? ”
Lian Xing said: "Everyone is a person in the martial arts, what is the difficulty of remembering the acupuncture points, how do you practice your internal strength?" ”
Chen Sheng seemed to be a little ashamed: "Trouble the second palace master again." ”
Pixing was very helpless, so she had to start from the beginning, who knew that someone was so bold that she took the time to touch her little hand!
Master Chen was stealing incense and stealing jade, and his face was serious: "Second palace master, healing injuries is a delicate job, and the difference is a thousand miles, I may not be able to come, or please do it for you?" ”
“……”
Lianxing's face turned a little red, but he said suspiciously: "You really can't do it?" ”
Chen Sheng said abruptly: "It's really difficult, the so-called art industry has a specialty, and this aspect is really reckless, so I will ask the second palace master with a thick face." ”
Lian Xing looked at him and smiled secretly, meaning: You kid has always been smart, and there are times when you are deflated?
Chen Sheng glanced back, meaning: It's really not good in Xia, or Mrs. is more powerful, please help.
Since he met Chen Sheng, Lianxing has been suppressed everywhere, and he has never won in all aspects, as a person with a proud personality, who can stand it? This time, I finally raised my eyebrows.
It's so comfortable!
She was overjoyed: "Okay then, I'll come, I'll come." ”
Xiao Yu'er couldn't help but be shocked when she saw that her master had deceived the second palace master in just a few words!
It takes internal strength to treat the injury, but the victim is willing, and he looks happy, where do you go to reason?
……
After the treatment, Xiao Yu'er's face became rosy and not so ugly.
Poor Star returned to his sister, but was reprimanded: "Let you point out, how could you do it yourself?" ”
Lian Xing said: "The evil gambler is a rough man, and he is not good at treating injuries. ”
Invite Yue made a straight face: "If you're not good at it, you're not good at it, what do you have to do with it?" That little imp is very annoying, and it doesn't hurt to suffer a little, you can leave him alone. ”
Mercy Star is very good at dealing with her sister.
She whispered: "Sister, don't worry, I didn't want to, but if Xiao Yu'er falls into the root of the disease, which makes it difficult to recover, how can she compete with Wufeng in the future?" Doesn't he have an excuse to avoid war? ”
Invite Yue was speechless for a while: "The most important thing is the competition, or you think about it thoroughly." ”
Pixing smiled: "Yes......"
The cave is very empty, there is no scenery to see, not even a book, after a long time, everyone will inevitably get bored.
Su Ying suddenly said, "Xiao Yu'er, do you know how to play chess?" ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "Of course it will, but Go is hundreds of hands, I don't think it's troublesome, or chess is more straightforward." ”
Su Ying said: "Then let's play chess." ”
Xiao Yu'er frowned and said, "Just kidding, how can you play without a chessboard?" Uh, aren't you...... Want to go blind? ”
Su Ying smiled: "Yes." ”
Xiao Yu'er also came to the spirit: "Okay, I'll let you go first!" Haha, my little fish has been killing all over the Valley of the Wicked since he was three years old, don't cry later. ”
Su Yingdao nodded, full of confidence in her words: "That's to be taught." ”
Blind chess is an advanced means of warfare, not only to test the level of chess skills, but also to compete more with memory, which ordinary people can not play.
They soon began to play against each other.
"Left middle gun."
"Right horse."
"Then I will enter the army and use the army to control the horse."
"When you enter the army, I will enter the army, and I will control your horse path......"
Chen Sheng silently analyzed the situation, and finally couldn't hold back: "Stop, stop, what kind of horse on the left, soldier on the right, your move like this is too cumbersome, not conducive to calculation." ”
Su Yingqi said: "Could it be that Mr. Fei has a more concise method?" ”
"Yes, indeed."
Chen Sheng stretched out his index finger and operated directly on the hard floor tiles to draw a chessboard. His fingertips pierced into the masonry half an inch deep, as easily as slicing tofu.
Su Ying was moved and sighed: "Good kung fu, so powerful." ”
Chen Sheng wrote down the numbers in order at the bottom of the board, that is, under the last horizontal line, from one to nine.
Xiao Yu'er and Su Ying were both confused.
Chen Sheng explained: "One is a car, the second is a horse, and the third is an elephant...... And so on, what if I take the car further? ”
Su Ying's eyes lit up: "I understand, the car is one in one!" ”
Xiao Yu'er was not stupid, clapped his hands and said: "I also understand, the horse walks the day, if you jump the horse, it is the horse two into three, like Feitian, and walking the elephant is like three into five!" ”
"Yes."
The plagiarist, Master Chen, did not blush at all, and said lightly: "The child can be taught." Going forward is a few in, going back is a few retreats, if you go sideways, it is a few flats, so that the move is simple and clear, more convenient to remember. ”
Su Ying sighed: "I have always been smart, but compared with my husband, I am really like a frog at the bottom of a well." This means of counting created by Mr. will surely be passed down through the ages. ”
Xiao Yu'er also said proudly: "That's, or how can I worship him as a teacher?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "It sounds very useful, you two don't stop, continue to praise!" ”
"Hahaha......"
While being deserted, while laughing and laughing, Hua Wujian looked at them with envy, and his heart was sour.
The differences between people are just too great.
In their memories, the two palace masters have always been cold, and they have rarely been kind to themselves, how precious is this warmth? Hua Wuqian even dreamed that the masters could smile and even hug him......
Well??
Wei Wuya also heard the laughter below, and poked his head out of the hole curiously.
This, they still have the heart to play chess?
Outrageous!
Wei Wuya was so angry that he was about to go crazy, muttering in his mouth: "I'll make you laugh, let you laugh!" ”
While everyone was having dinner, Wei Wuya suddenly began to throw mice down, and they were all the biggest, scolding as he threw them: "Lao Tzu is disgusting to you." ”
"Sister, there are, there are mice!"
“……”
Pian Xing was so shocked that she couldn't even speak in a trill, and Ying Yue was not much better than her, so she jumped up and pulled Pi Xing around.
The more Wei Wuya looked at it, the happier he became: "Hahaha, I wish the two palace masters a good appetite." ”
Who knew that Chen Sheng laughed louder than him: "Thank you, Brother Wei." ”
Wei Wuya said, "Thank you for what I did?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "Brother Xie Wei will give us more food, the things are not enough to eat, if there are these rats, we can suffer for a few more days." Little fish, catch mice! Let's dismantle two pieces of furniture left by your Uncle Wei and bake them and eat them! ”
Xiao Yu'er rubbed his hands: "Okay, the mouse meat is very fragrant, better than pork and mutton, I drool when I think about it, haha." ”
After saying that, he grinned and immediately launched a pursuit, and those big rats were quickly trampled to death one by one, and their flesh and blood were blurred.
Wei Wuya: "......"
He was shocked and angry, and sneered: "Even if you can eat mice, what about Ying Yue and Pi Xing? ”
Chen Sheng said: "It doesn't matter, our master and apprentice eat mice, won't the food be saved?" We give the food we saved to the two palace masters, which is called the best of both worlds. ”
Wei Wuya: "......"
Lao Wei withdrew from the blowhole, and there was a sudden crackling sound outside.
It seems to be the sound of a slap on the face.
It's quite strong.
Seven or eight rats were quickly extinguished, and the two palace masters hid by the wall and shivered, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.
Pity Xing looked at those disgusting corpses and said in shock: "Evil gambler, do you really want to eat mice? ”
Chen Sheng said: "Yes, Xiao Yu'er is right, rat meat does taste good." ”
Mercy Star: "......"
People help eliminate the pest, and kindly save food, the mercy star will inevitably be grateful, but eating mice is too terrible, how to make love in the future?
Master Chen's master and apprentice did what they said, went a little farther down, and really began to deal with mice.
Skin.
Gutting.
Wear strings.
Grill......
Master Chen chopped a bench with a short sword, threw the pieces into the fire, and at the same time instructed: "Roast it older, and there should be crispy skin outside." ”
Xiao Yu'er smiled: "Yes, master, don't worry, I have learned everything, and barbecue is naturally not a problem." ”
Chen Sheng said: "It's a pity, such fat rat meat, except for our master and apprentice, others are afraid that it will be difficult to bear." ”
Hua Wujian suddenly stood up: "Juniors can also eat!" ”
After all, he is a responsible man, and he also wants to save food and leave it to the two elders.
Invite Yue said angrily: "Huh? ”
Hua Wuqian was stunned for a moment, and coughed: "Okay, then, then I won't eat it." ”
Xiao Yu'er mocked: "Hehe, the rats are dirty and smelly, you Flower Shifting Palace are all particular about people, so don't make jokes." ”
For the first time, Hua Wujian felt that he was inferior to Xiao Yu'er, he clenched his fists, and was so ashamed that he had nothing to say.
But Su Ying came to her side and said, "Sir, I want to try." ”
Chen Sheng was surprised: "You dare to eat mice?" ”
Su Ying said: "We may starve to death in two days, so why don't we care so much." ”
Chen Sheng nodded, impressed by this girl.
Below, Su Ying really took a piece of rat meat from Xiao Yu'er's hand, boldly put it in his mouth and chewed it.
"How?"
Su Ying smiled: "The taste is not as bad as I imagined, it is actually quite fragrant." In fact, the so-called disgusting is relative, and what about our most common pork, which is not drilled around in the mud every day. ”
Chen Sheng said with emotion: "Women don't let them shave their eyebrows, Miss Su is good." ”
When there was no one around, Chen Sheng whispered: "Hurry up and eat, and only after eating can you have the strength to work." ”
Xiao Yu'er also lowered her voice and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Chen Sheng said: "Let's use these leftover furniture to build two thatched houses in the farthest corner, one for men and one for women, and if the furniture is not enough, we will remove the big bricks from the ground." ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "You think really well, eat, drink and Lazar four things, this is really necessary." ”
As he spoke, his expression changed suddenly, and the two of them met their eyes, both understanding each other's meaning.
Xiao Yu'er exclaimed, "Master, you ......"
Chen Sheng nodded: "Do you remember Jiang Yulang back then?" ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "Dung pit, dig a hole!" ”
Chen Sheng said: "Yes. ”
Xiao Yu'er said: "Then why build two thatched houses? ”
Chen Sheng said: "It's just to hide people's eyes and ears, Ying Yue and Lianxing love to be clean so much, how can they share the thatched house with men?" ”
Xiao Yu'er felt extremely admired: "Tsk, Master, you have no last resort, you are just like a monster." ”
Chen Sheng said: "I have checked, Wei Wuya's cave has been deep into the soil, there are no stones underneath, it should not be difficult to dig." ”
Xiao Yu'er thought of an important question again: "What about the tool?" ”
Chen Sheng smiled and stretched out his palm, which was very wide and shimmered with an iron-like luster.
"It's not just rats that can make holes, it's also my ......"
(End of chapter)