Chapter 27 is that we are slowly getting smaller
Slow down: Netizens with magical powers, how do you chase boys? It's the first time I've written a backwards novel, and I need inspiration!
She doesn't have many Weibo fans, tens of thousands of bottoms, but there are hundreds of thousands of messages, and they are obviously very interested in this topic.
Jiang Huai was also very curious, and clicked on the comments to ponder carefully.
The first hot comment is Song Slow's explanation: I really didn't chase others backwards, it was for the plot of the novel!
Jiang Huai couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, Song Slow said that it was too much silver three hundred taels, not to mention that others didn't think much about it, so understatement, it had a bit of a strong taste.
Scroll down further, and it's the comments of fans.
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A White Rabbit: Cook for him!
Slow down and be my wife: you chase me and try
Don't eat Pizza Hut: Intentionally or unintentionally flirting with him, such as pulling his hair in front of him, inadvertent physical contact
I'm Your Dad: Pizza Hut is right
Don't eat Pizza Hut: Thank you Dad
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Looking at these nonsensical answers, Jiang Huai's brows furrowed more and more. Finally, before exiting Weibo, I first clicked on the ID of "Slow down is my wife" and reported a wave, and then closed my eyes and meditated.
He didn't know what he was thinking, but when he saw Song Slow posting this kind of Weibo, he inexplicably felt that Song Slow was going to attack others, and his heart was uncomfortable.
Thinking about it, the sky dawned. Looking at the clouds outside the window, Jianghuai was enlightened.
Since Song posted this Weibo slowly, it would give him a false impression. Why don't he just think of a way and let her chase him?
It seems that the comments left by the ID that he reported a wave of are still somewhat useful.
After having an idea in his head, Jiang Huai sat up from the bed and quickly registered a new Weibo. When the name was given, Jiang Huai was afraid of being guessed by Song Slow, so he specially chose a feminine name.
"Slow little fan girl."
Jianghuai typed word by word, and carefully studied it for a long time. is obviously a low to explosive name, and Jianghuai is inexplicably intoxicated.
He followed Song Slow's Weibo, edited the private message and sent it over.
Slow little fan girl: Slow down Hello, I'm your fan, I just found out that you have Weibo. Regarding the question you asked, I think practice makes sense. If you personally experiment with the technique of chasing boys, and there is an obvious effect, and then write it into the book, maybe it will resonate with the majority of fans. Small comments, thank you
The delivery was successful, and JAC threw down the phone and yawned with satisfaction.
With Song Slow's temperament, she will definitely read the Weibo private message, it doesn't matter if she returns or not, it would be nice if she could think about the pros and cons.
Solving the big problem in his heart, Jianghuai finally fell asleep at six o'clock in the morning, amid the shouting of the fritter stall downstairs.
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Song Slow woke up at six o'clock in the afternoon.
She drank alcohol last night, slept deeply, and when she woke up, more than ten hours had passed.
She glanced at her phone in a daze, fortunately there was no class today, otherwise she would have been criticized.
But why didn't Jiang Huai call her to get up?
Song slowly rubbed his neck and got up from the bed, and when he walked to the living room, he found that Jiang Huai was no longer in the room.
It is estimated that there is something wrong with the company, and Song Slow didn't care. She went to the bathroom and washed casually, and when she was about to go out to forage for food, she received a message from Kong Qiqi.
Kong Qiqi: Song slow! Take a look at the post!
Song Slow: What's wrong?
Kong Qiqi: You are now the public enemy of the whole people
Song was confused for a while, so he retracted his steps and sat on the sofa and clicked on the sticker.
As soon as she entered the page, a few big characters broke into Song Slow's eyes, almost scaring her eyes off.
Hot: [JAC scandalous girlfriend! ] 】
Hot: [JAC is harassed! ] 】
The first photo of these two hot posts is a half-length photo of the JAC party, and the blood-red lip prints are wantonly shining in front of him, eager for the world to see-
It's it, it's it, it's it, that brave lip print, which falls squarely on the school grass shirt.
Song Slow had an urge to pinch her mouth off.
Further down are her photos, singing, eating, drinking, and even ......
Lying on the back of JAC.
Song Slow: "?!" ”
Why didn't she remember lying on Jiang Huai's back?
Drunk, she didn't remember it at all.
The comments below are all scolding Song Slow, saying that she "wants to eat swan meat as a toad", "stalking" and the like, and some people even picked up her major.
There are also some fans who set up the "School Grass Protection Action", saying that they follow Song Slow wherever he goes, so as not to prevent Song Slow from secretly plotting against Jianghuai.
Song continued to scroll down expressionlessly, but turned to a CP post of "full of (slow Huai) expectation".
The post is full of photos and detailed explanations of Song Slow and Jiang Huai, and even the lip prints on Jiang Huai's chest are compared with Song Slow's lip height.
This post is like a clear stream, standing out among hundreds of black posts, and successfully promoted to the worst post that has been hacked.
Song Chu couldn't help laughing, this god wants to be anti-marketing?
Eating melons is almost the same, and Song Slow's troubles finally came.
Tomorrow she has a day class, and if that group of crazy fans really chase her, she must not be at peace.
"Hey, why is my life so miserable......"
"What kind of life?"
Jiang Huai's voice came from the door, and Song Slow immediately put down his legs on the table and looked at him quietly.
Jiang Huai put the food he bought on the table and said to Song slowly, "Go wash your hands." ”
Song slowly bit his lower lip and obediently did it.
When he came out, Jianghuai was squeezing watermelon juice in the kitchen. He put the squeezed watermelon juice in front of Song Slow, and when he saw that her face was full of sadness and sullenness, he continued to ask.
"What's wrong?"
Song slowly hesitated and pushed the phone in front of him.
Jiang Huai roughly swept it and smiled, "What should I do?" ”
"It's serious, okay? They all said they were going to follow me. Song slowly took a bite of the meat bun, and his expression became more and more deadly.
"They're jealous." Jianghuai gave Song Slow a chicken leg, and after a while, he lowered his head and chuckled.
"Are you afraid?"
"I'm going to be afraid of them?" Song Slow was captured by the radical generals, "They dare to come, I'll eat three in one bite!" ”
"Aren't you afraid of sourness? One of them is more sour than the other, if you want to be really angry, it is better to eat lemons, and you can also supplement VC. ”
Jiang Huai paused, stretched out his tongue and licked the flesh of the watermelon on his lips, "I'll send you to school in the future." ”
"Poof!" Song slowly squirted out a mouthful of watermelon juice, "Are you still too small?" ”
"It's not that it's small, it's that we're getting smaller. It's not easy to be a wicked person, so it's better for my brother to cut off the relationship with his own hands. ”
Looking at his arrogant appearance, Song slowly held back his strength, and then resisted the idea of pressing his head into the toilet.
"That's right."
Thinking of the photo of Jiang Huai carrying her back, Song slowly pursed his lips in embarrassment.
"Last night...... Did you carry me back? ”