Chapter 49 The old formula in the palace
Sun Wukong and Agarwood came to Tushi Palace, and Lao Jun was also extremely cooperative, just not there.
The two sneaked into Lao Jun's Dan room, thinking that they were doing it secretly, but they didn't want to have at least hundreds of pairs of eyes in Heaven at this time, looking at the jokes of the two, including Zhao Gongming and Sanxiao Niangniang.
"How many times has this monkey been, and he still doesn't wake up like this, he is not a thief."
Zhao Gongming stroked his long beard and was a little blind.
"It's only the second time that this Taoist has done such a thing, it's not normal to have no experience, and it's not a permanent certificate like us."
Yunxiao Niangniang glanced at her brother whitely, and she didn't have a good air.
Zhao Gongming has been used to being taught by his eldest sister since he came, and he is not angry, and said with a smile:
"It's coming soon, you said that this monkey and that Yang Jian are really a pair of enemies, this can't be done, neither of them can be done, this Yang Jian is a success, I think this monkey is also fast."
Yunxiao Niangniang nodded.
"Yang Jian should have been done a long time ago, but he has always had a bad temper, which has dragged on until now."
"The second uncle's temper is also very stinky, Yang Jian just doesn't like people's arrangements, the second uncle has more than a dozen disciplines in a row, and he has made Yang Jian so miserable every time, and what do you say to glow in grief, I think it's purely a small ......"
Before Zhao Gongming finished speaking, he was smashed behind by Yunxiao Niangniang's punch, and complained in a low voice:
"Does my brother also want to learn from me being pressed for tens of thousands of years?"
Seeing that Yunxiao Niangniang was really angry, Zhao Gongming hurriedly laughed and said:
"Sister, don't be angry, you know me, I didn't open my mouth, I really didn't mean to arrange the second uncle, don't say it, let's watch the play, let's watch the play"
Yunxiao Niangniang is really angry, her brother has not opened a door since he achieved Da Luo, although he is also Da Luo, but between this Da Luo and Da Luo, there is a bigger gap than Da Luo and mortals.
And unfortunately, the second master is the top Da Luo.
That second master really wants to take care of it, don't say that Da Luo is omniscient and omnipotent, and he will never be robbed, it is all for outsiders, is there still less Da Luo who has been refined into an innate spiritual treasure?
Yunxiao Niangniang didn't look at Zhao Gongming, who was smiling with a smile on his face, and remembered something else in her heart.
"As far as the eldest brother and the younger sister are concerned, even if they become Da Luo, they will inevitably be robbed in the future, although there is a teacher to protect them, no one really dares to teach our brothers and sisters how to do it, but it is always troublesome that the teacher is not good after all.
This time, Master Yu's nephew took over the supreme position of the Emperor of Heaven, although after the discussion of the three ancestors, it was already eight or nine times out of ten, but if he didn't make a big effort, I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to leave any favors. Well... There is no hurry for the time being, and I will discuss it with my brother and them when I get back. ”
Yunxiao Niangniang was thinking about her brother and sister in her heart, and she didn't have the heart to continue watching the show.
"Brother will come to the house tonight, second sister, third sister, I will leave first if I have something to do."
Yunxiao Niangniang said hello, turned around and left.
Zhao Gongming touched the back of his head, looked at Qiong Xiao Niangniang and said:
"Eldest sister, are you really angry with me?"
Qiong Xiao Niangniang nodded.
"Or else?"
Listening to Qiongxiao Niangniang's answer, Zhao Gongming also felt bored for a moment, after all, this first time watching a play is fun, the second and third time can be said to be memorable, and now I have watched it more than a dozen times, but everyone is really bored.
Now that Yunxiao Niangniang is angry, Zhao Gongming naturally has no such idleness.
"Second sister, third sister, I'm also leaving."
"Huh? Brother, don't you watch it anymore? ”
Zhao Gongming waved his hand a little frustratedly and said:
"I'm waiting to be trained by your eldest sister, how can I still bother to watch the play, you can watch it."
After saying that, he also left with his hands in his hands.
Qiongxiao and Niangniang looked at Zhao Gongming's appearance and laughed in a low voice.
In the Tushi Palace, Sun Wukong rummaged through the Dan room, but saw that most of the gourds were empty, and there were only six of them with pills, so he couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks and wondering:
"Accustomed to Lao Jun's elixir, why is there so much missing, could it be that Heavenly Court has held some grand event, but it didn't invite my grandson?"
Agarwood was a thief for the first time, and he was very frightened, but he was not as idle as Sun Wukong, so he hurriedly said:
"Master, don't think about it, this is the old gentleman's Tushi Palace, if the old gentleman comes back early, our master will be finished, you tell me how to take this pill first?"
Hearing the words of agarwood, Sun Wukong nodded, and then smiled and said, "How else can I eat?" Of course, swallow them all together, these are all Lao Jun's treasures, and you are not allowed to have any left. ”
Although Agarwood has long known that this master is not very serious, he didn't expect that he is still joking now.
"Master, don't be joking, how can you eat pills indiscriminately?"
Sun Wukong was not joking, he stole the pill himself, that is, he didn't care what pill he had, and swallowed it all in one gulp, and besides, he said that he wanted a monkey to know what the pill ratio was, and it was indeed a little difficult for a monkey.
Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and he shouted in a low voice:
"What are you talking about? Lao Jun's pills are all treasures, just eat them, can my grandson still harm you? ”
Hearing Sun Wukong say this, Agarwood had no choice, gritted his teeth, poured all the elixirs of the six gourds into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it in one gulp.
Jin Dan melted into the abdomen, and the infinite mana began to explode, as if it was about to burst the body, Agarwood snorted, and the blood veins in the whole body expanded, as if it was about to burst.
Agarwood hurriedly put out a boxing fight, and slowly started the Great Dao Foundation Boxing Method, and inside it was to carry the great product Tianxian Recipe taught by Sun Wukong.
A two-pronged approach to refine this infinite mana.
The aura on his body rose all the way, but the mana in the golden pill seemed to be endless, and the agarwood was on the verge of collapse at any time.
Sun Wukong himself secretly ate Jin Danke back then. didn't encounter such a situation, looking at the painful agarwood, I had to scratch my ears and cheeks on the side, not knowing what to do.
He himself didn't want to think about what his background was, and what kind of origin Agarwood was, although Agarwood was also a combination of man and god, and his physique was better than ordinary mortals, but compared with his natural spirit monkey that jumped out of the stone, his physique was not much worse.
What he can consume, agarwood may not be able to.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Lao Jun, who was visiting a friend in Wuzhuang, said goodbye to the ancestor of the earth immortals, then pulled the boy and rode the green ox back to the heavenly realm.
Needless to say, the result is naturally an old actor, or the same formula, the same result.
Lao Jun blocked Sun Wukong and Agarwood who were about to escape, and without saying a word, he threw Agarwood into the gossip furnace.
With the help of Lao Jun, the agarwood was refined into the incorruptible body of King Kong and Sun Wukong escaped from the gossip furnace with a kick, kicked over the gossip furnace, and smoothed the axe used by Lao Jun to crack the firewood.
Only then did he escape from heaven with Sun Wukong.
Watching the heavens live forever begins with laughter.