65. False Pregnancy Theory (2-in-1)
"Fisher! Come on! Dallas Gonne is coming! She must be mad at your lack of manners! Hurry up and run... Ay? Are you okay? β
When Emhart refloated from the frightened corpse, he only saw Fisher in front of the lit flame staring at the paper in his hand and thinking about something, and he soon realized that Dallas Gon might have really responded to Fisher's words, which meant that she really owed Fisher a favor.
"My mother, Fisher, you are really not simple, you can make Dallas Gong owe you a favor, can you say that Ramatia also owes you a favor? It's really... It's incredible, if you had told you that you had this relationship, how could I have stopped you from hooking up with a new woman? β
Emhardt was spineless at all, and was amazed at the paper that Fisher was holding in his hand, and even his tone was a lot respectful, and Fisher smiled dumbly,
"Actually, I don't have anything to do with her, and I don't even know why she's paying attention. It can be a good thing or a bad thing, like you said. β
"Really? Ahem, well, in fact, whether you have this relationship or not, you will be morally condemned for this kind of behavior. β
Fisher didn't pay any more attention to him, and after thinking for a while, he threw the paper he was holding into the fire, and as it disappeared into the fire, he felt even more that Dallasgon needed to do something for her, including the Ramastia from the sea.
And the reason why Dallas Gong thinks it's not yet time is only because his current self is not qualified to touch what she wants to accomplish by herself.
Also, since it is something that even the gods need their own help, it is obviously impossible to be the level of the transcendent rank he is currently in, and the mythical rank is too far away from Fisher, and the only person he has seen with his own eyes who currently has the strength of the mythical rank should be Jasmine's mother Xuanshen, and of course he can't be sure how powerful the mythical rank is.
It's a dead end to think before you get more information, so it's better not to speculate.
Fisher, who had reached his conclusion, shook his head and stood up, but in the afterglow, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the room where Yin Luosi was resting, and at that moment he seemed to see something unbelievable, and even his expression became strange.
"What's the matter, the expression suddenly became so weird, what do you see... No way! β
Emhardt's expression, which was quite questioning just now, turned into a dumbfounded expression after looking at Fisher, and even the words in his mouth couldn't help but burst into rudeness, which showed the doubt in his heart.
Because at this moment, in the small cabin in front of them, Yin Luosi's body, who was lying in the room resting, had a strange change that was visible to the naked eye.
I saw that her slender lower abdomen, which was originally wrapped in a nun's robe, actually bulged slightly to form an extremely obvious undulation, and further up, the softness of her chest also swelled by one size, and Sister Yin Luosi herself frowned slightly with a small face, as if she had dreamed of something bad in her sleep.
"Damn, Fei Fei Fei... Fisher, there really is! You've got a baby! β
Fisher, whose face was covered with black lines, opened his mouth, and for a moment he was so shocked that he couldn't speak, for no other reason, the situation that appeared in front of him at this time was too outrageous, directly beyond the scope of his common sense and experience in the past 28 years of life.
It turns out that Yin Luosi didn't lie to herself again?
It turns out that touching her ears will really have a baby?
No, no, but at least it has to be in line with the principles of science or magic, so it's completely impossible to create a baby out of thin air!
Fisher looked a little overwhelmed when he stayed at the door, but he knew in his heart that Yin Luosi would never get pregnant because of the simple act of touching her ear just now, and Emhart next to him looked a little embarrassed and gloating.
"Hehe, Fisher, you guy also have today, I'll just say that you can't end well if you hook up with these women every day, now it's okay, capsized, right? You know, I'm especially curious about how other women in your relationship would react when they knew you had a child in private..."
"Shut up."
"Please, I'm serious, I think this is a good thing, someone has to teach you what responsibility and price are called scumbags, I think this sudden child is a good object... Oops, I'm going to die, don't pinch my face! β
Fisher pinched Emhardt with an expressionless face, and then shook his body on the fire continuously, making him scream in panic, and while shaking, Fisher stared at Emhart in front of him and sneered and asked,
"Do you think you can get someone pregnant just by pinching someone's ear? If that's the case, wouldn't all the moon rabbit species be pregnant? What are you kidding? β
"Is it possible that the constitution is different between subhumans and subhumans... Death is going to be death, okay okay, let it go, I'm not kidding! β
Fisher let go of the beating Emhart with a stinky face, and made him spin in mid-air several times in a daze before stopping, but unfortunately he had no hands and could not cover his drowsy head, so he could only curse Fisher, the ruthless tyrant, in his heart.
"But I don't have a record here as to why this happens in the moon rabbit species, but there is a 'false pregnancy' phenomenon in wild rabbits recorded by your Nari biologists, and it is possible that there is a similarity or correlation with the occurrence of this situation in the moon rabbit species?"
"False pregnancy?"
"Well, your Nari scholar recorded that it is a strange disease of a female rabbit showing symptoms of pregnancy and labor but no rabbits, but I warn you that many subhuman races are not the same as those of animals with similar appearances, you can refer to it but don't believe it all."
"And what about the cause, because I touched her ear?"
"I don't think so, it must be for other reasons. Aren't you a scholar of subhuman races, and it's up to you to explore it. β
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"Winter! Winter! Winter! β
The light on the fire had been extinguished, but it had warmed the little decaying church all night, and it was not until it was nearly morning that it handed over the burden to the sun in the sky.
The first bell of the morning came from the top of the church and woke up all the things in this world, and the pair of long ears on the head of the blonde girl lying on the bed trembled slightly, and the sudden tremor of the ears was transmitted downward, and even her expression was awakened.
"Ears... It hurts..."
She muttered in a daze, and then after a few seconds she covered her ears and sat up, her current memory is a little vague, but she vaguely remembers that something very important seemed to happen last night...
Yesterday, what happened yesterday?
Yin Luosi thought so, and just as she was rubbing the base of her somewhat reddened ears, she suddenly looked down and saw the intact nun's robe and slightly swollen abdomen on her body.
"Huh?"
Her expression froze, and the memory of last night also rushed into her head with this very shocking scene, yes, she suddenly remembered that she was cleaning up on the clock tower last night, and then saw the monster behind Mr. Fisher, and then accidentally fell off the bell tower when Mr. Fisher grabbed his ear against his lower abdomen and brought it back...
That is, yesterday Mr. Fisher touched his ear and gave himself a baby?
Thinking of this, Yin Luosi's smart eyes suddenly lost their highlights, and her slightly open mouth was full of disbelief, she was a little overwhelmed, and after being stunned for a few seconds, her eyes and nose were sour, and tears flowed uncontrollably.
"Woooooo I... I'm no longer pure... Sister Charlotte... What am I going to do? β
Yin Luosi tilted her head pitifully with her mouth open, tears kept falling from the corners of her eyes, and she cried into a tearful person in an instant, and a pair of ears on the top of her head hung down weakly, and she weakly reached out to cover her lower abdomen, as if to determine whether this was true or not.
But the more she stroked, the more certain she became that at this moment there was a small life in her belly that was closely related to her, and that he also belonged to the Nari man who suddenly appeared.
At this moment, the tip of Yin Luosi's nose suddenly heard a little aroma of broth, and the tip of her nose shook uncontrollably as she cried, interrupting her continued crying spell, and opened her eyes to look in the direction of the door.
The next moment, a Nari man with a book on his shoulder appeared at the door expressionlessly with a pot of boiled broth, who was it not Fisher, but when he saw the girl in the room who was crying with his lower abdomen in her arms, his eyes were unprecedentedly dodging.
"Fisher... Mr? β
"Uh-huh, do you want to have breakfast?"
The tears on Yin Luosi's face hadn't dried yet, so she nodded in a daze and agreed, because she was really hungry, but after a second, she began to shake her head frantically, and while shaking her head, she also pulled up the futon under her body to cover her body,
"To eat... No, no, no, Mr. Fisher... Woo, I said you can't touch my ears anymore, so... So I'll have a baby... What now? With a baby, I can't serve the mother goddess anymore, and I can't take over the church for Sister Charlotte, woo woo~"
She tilted her head and just cried, Fisher could even see the slightly trembling pink tongue from her open mouth, he touched the back of his head with a little headache, and just as he wanted to take a step forward, he saw Yin Luosi on the bed step back a distance vigilantly, for fear that Fisher would do something bad to him.
Fisher had no choice but to stay at the door and stretched out his first index finger to Yin Luosi in the room, and said,
"First of all, you're not pregnant, and you can't get pregnant just by touching your ears."
Yin Luosi looked at the serious Fisher in front of her blankly, and then looked down at the obvious bulge in her lower abdomen, and then asked,
"That's... Then I'm here... What is it? β
β... I don't know, it may be the physiological phenomenon of the moon rabbit species, but I can guarantee that it is absolutely impossible to give birth to an offspring just by touching the ears. β
"That's... How do you give birth to an offspring? β
Fisher looked at the innocent Mother Goddess attendant in front of him, and couldn't think of how to explain such a thing to the naΓ―ve Miss Sister Yinros for a moment, which made him suddenly think of something that he had only known when he was a child when he asked Mother Teresa.
Only now could Fisher fully empathize with the headache and irritable expression on her face at that time, after all, who would have thought that he would now find himself in such a miserable situation where he needs to explain adult knowledge to others?
"You just need to know that it's absolutely impossible to give birth to a child by touching your ears."
"But... The mother goddess is also a human who eats apples, as her children, will we have such a similar constitution? β
Fisher replied impatiently, with a stinking face,
"You are subhuman, and according to the Genesis, you are not a child of Mother God... At least not biologically. β
After hearing this, Yin Luosi had more and more tears in her eyes, like a flood that was about to fill the embankment, and her expression became more and more aggrieved with the tears, it seemed that this sentence had caused her a lot of harm.
"Really, Mr. Fisher?"
Her question was both sincere and sad, and the light in her eyes flickered and dimmed, making people want to be pity and reluctant to break her heart when they saw it.
How can the non-religious Fisher explain this?
Telling her that it's actually fake, because the whole Mother Goddess belief is a lie?
Then it can only be evaluated that Fisher does know how to comfort people, but he can't say that, at least he can't say this when he looks at Yin Luosi covering his lower abdomen.
He sighed, then came to Yin Luosi's side with the venison soup and explained to her,
"It's fake, in fact the Mother Goddess loves every living creature on the earth equally... Animals without sapiency are her flesh and blood, while sapient humans and subhumans are brothers and sisters, both of whom are the most favored children of the Mother Goddess, and are also remembered by the Mother Goddess because of their unique characteristics that are completely different from the Mother Goddess. β
"So, it's normal for us to have different properties and characteristics from Mother Goddess, you are indeed not pregnant, and the symptoms you are showing now are illusions... I won't leave until you get back to normal and until I find out the truth about your fake pregnancy. β
"Now, can you have soup and breakfast, it's going to be cold soon."
Emhart on Fisher's shoulder was already surprised by Fisher's high-end operation, anyway, he was on the verge of killing since he had been with this guy for a long time, and he had a special attack effect on this kind of easy to deceive and simple subhuman race.
Yin Luosi looked at the soup boiling in Fisher's pot, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva in her body, she was a little afraid to look at Fisher beside her, so she had to think that if she didn't drink it anyway, it would be wasted, and it would be better to eat it more cherishing.
She was silent for a second and reached out to take the bowl of soup from Fisher's hand, according to her previous habits, she would definitely not drink Fisher's kitchenware, because there would be a baby, but now that Fisher is the father of the child, it doesn't matter if she uses the same kitchenware as him, right?
She took a sip of the deer soup that Fisher had made under the guidance of Emhart, and then her eyes lit up slightly, and she subconsciously smiled and praised Fisher,
"It's delicious..."
But then, she suddenly thought of something, and the smile that was still sunny just now quickly converged into a pouting state, because she had just suddenly considered whether to leave Mr. Fisher behind to raise the child together, but if so, wouldn't it be contrary to the teachings of the Mother God?
No, no, no, no, how can this be?
But now that I have a child, I can't let him die...
Hey, wait, did Mr. Fisher just say that he might not really be pregnant?
Yes, in fact, Yin Luosi basically didn't listen to what Fisher said just now, and her overloaded brain now didn't allow her to get all the conversation information, so she could only refine the useful content as much as possible so that she wouldn't hear it at all.
Looking at Yin Luosi, who was in a daze but didn't stop eating, Fisher supported his chin with one hand, and knocked his thigh with the other, and suddenly asked,
"Have you finished eating, Sister Yinros?"
"Huh? Eat... Finished eating... Right? β
She glanced down at the empty pot, swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and didn't know if she was full or not, but Fisher didn't have the idea of making another pot for her, he just glanced at the palm of the other party's subconscious lower abdomen, and said,
"If it's not enough, I can go outside and get you bread, and I see there's still in the cupboard outside... However, Yin Luosi, it is not easy to know the principle of your false pregnancy, so I need to know a little bit of details about the moon rabbit species from you in the future to draw a rough conclusion, is that okay? β
Emhardt looked wrong as he listened, and he glanced at Fisher, and the more he listened, the more he felt that this process was so similar to his usual study of subhuman races.
You kid, in fact, you want to study the moon rabbit species by finding the principle of false pregnancy of the moon rabbit species, right? Anyway, you can be sure that she is really fake pregnant and not real...
"But... But is it possible? If... What if I don't get anything in the end, if there's a bunny, I... I won't be able to serve the Mother Goddess..."
At this moment, Emhart, who was on Fisher's shoulder, took the initiative to explain to Yin Luosi,
"Don't worry, this guy is one of the best subhuman scholars in the Western Continent... The one that is in every sense of the word. Along the way, we've met a lot of subhumans with different characteristics, and he's quite experienced in dealing with these kinds of problems, so you can try to trust him. And even if you don't get the results and make sure you have his child, he's definitely going to be responsible, right? β
Fisher glanced at Emhart, who spoke in a vivid voice, ignoring the suggestive meaning in his mouth for a moment, Fisher took out the pen and paper from his arms, and fell on the rabbit nun in front of him, and took Emhardt's words in a rare way, and reached out to make a very standard Mother Goddess prayer gesture,
"Sister Yinros, can you try to give me your trust? Mother Goddess testifies that I will not fail it. β
Sunlight poured into the room from the church outside the room, illuminating Fisher's handsome face, making it unclear for a moment whether Yin Luosi, the pious son of the Mother Goddess, was the demon who bewitched humanity in the Creation Sutra or the angel who guided humanity in the future direction.