Old Bones smiled.

He snapped his fingers, and the gold coins began to flicker in one place, then dissipated in the wind.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he suddenly had an extra cane in his hand, which was the right length, and it was his favorite one.

There is no change in the clothes on his body, but his temperament has changed suddenly, and he is no longer the old man who is only submissive.

Now, he looks like a magician.

The magician walked up to the dog and prepared to take it away.

The old dog glanced up at him, his eyes cold and full of dead silence.

Such an ordinary behavior, in the eyes of the old dog, is full of offense.

Even more outrageous things are to come.

"I'm sorry."

The magician actually sincerely apologized to the old dog,

"You shouldn't need a rope anymore."

As he spoke, the rope untied itself, turned into a cloak in the wind, and landed on the old dog's shoulder.

A dog with a cape?

Sounds as funny as a cat in boots.

Black cape with a hint of red.

The old dog walked towards the stage.

As soon as it moved, a staff member stepped forward to stop it.

There are rules on this stage, and dogs and dogs are not allowed to enter.

The old dog glanced at him.

The staff stood in place, his life passing before his eyes, and at this moment he felt like he had died once.

No! He must have died once!

No one could stop the dog.

Not in the past, not now.

Even the fair judges in the first row closed their eyes slightly, as if they didn't see this violation.

His philosophy of life has always been like this:

Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter, smile at him, just close your eyes, and everything will pass!

This ostrich-like philosophy of life has helped him through countless difficulties, and it is the same today!

The old dog stood on the stage and even stood up.

He looks a bit like a dog now.

The young man in the background poked out half of his head again.

He was curious, and the dog was ready to say something.

The young man was accompanied by a doctor, who seemed to be close to him.

The doctor whispered,

"We have an advanced translator that can accurately translate canine language..."

This little thing, in front of Nebula Medical's technology, is not a problem.

The young man aptly said,

"I feel that my tinnitus is very bad, it may be a sequelae, and I especially need a hearing aid with a translation function, preferably a free one!"

He always had the right disease at the right time and got the most appropriate treatment.

"No problem!"

The doctor took out two hearing aids and handed one to the youth.

The two of them put on hearing aids and listened attentively.

Apparently, everyone was curious about what the dog was going to say.

The old dog reached out to straighten the microphone and spoke calmly,

"Woo woo, woo woo..."

The young man's ears heard the translated content, "Wangwang, Wangwang..."

Youth:???

Doctor:???

Broken translator?

Let the original lines fly for a while?

The two looked at each other, their faces confused.

Without waiting for the young man to ask, the doctor took the initiative to speak,

"There is only one possibility, it can speak in human language, and what we hear is what it says..."

It's not surprising that a dog has intelligence.

But the joke was so cold that the doctor didn't know what the other party meant for a while.

Why?

The young man had a light smile on his face, and he smiled but did not speak.

He didn't think about it at all.

After the dog barked

, the old dog stepped down.

He glanced backstage.

The doctor's hearing aid beeped and was completely broken.

An old voice sounded in the ears of the young man,

"Yo, are you still alive?"

The young man replied calmly,

"Well, not dead yet."

It's hard to say whether he's saying he's not dead, or if the old dog isn't dead.

One person and one dog, talking in the air, echoing.

"Also, the scourge lasts for a thousand years, and death won't accept you thing."

After the old dog laughed, he asked curiously,

"Your ears are bleeding, don't you really care?"

He had the impression that this guy shouldn't be so brave.

At least, I'm still afraid of pain.

The moment the hearing aid exploded just now, if the old dog guessed correctly, this guy should be deaf in one ear.

Even so, the young man still stood there, motionless, with the demeanor of a generation of grandmasters.

Commonly known, stunned like a chicken.

The old dog thought to himself, "Shouldn't you be stupid?"

It doesn't matter, if you're really stupid, kill and resurrect it, and reset your IQ.

The young man's face does not change color, and the wind is light and light,

"I have health insurance."

Medical insurance can only be treated for free, and the old dog doesn't believe that the other party will do this degree for such a simple reason.

"It's more handsome."

Youth unveiled the real answer,

"They're going to lose money..."

The hearing aids he was wearing were products of Nebula Medical, and if something happened, the doctor not only had to help him treat him for free, but also lost money, a lot of money.

「.... Oh."

The old dog who knew the truth didn't know what to say for a while.

After a while, he could only say with half emotion and half complaining,

"The dog is still your dog."

The magician led the old dog away.

The braggadocio is back to normal again, but it seems like there's no going back.

The next contestant to appear becomes strange.

Moreover, the audience found that these contestants were not on the program list in advance at all.

This has happened occasionally in the past.

However, it happens a little too often today.

However, the good thing is that everyone on stage brought a very good story.

They brag and are all good hands.

There are those who claim to be great prophets, who can prophesy all things in the world.

Some people are talking crazy about what scientific and technological progress depends on blowing up stars, and they have blown up thousands of stars before and after...

Before he could finish speaking, the man was forcibly taken away by security personnel, claiming to be mentally ill and in need of treatment.

Then another staff member took the stage and announced that everything that had just happened was part of the performance, and that they were not really mentally ill, and that the words of blowing up the stars were also bragging.

In short, what stands out is a nesting doll, true and false, making it difficult to distinguish between true and false.

Others tell very detailed stories, but when they get to the important places, they are exaggerated and outrageous.

Say that you want to reveal the truth about the world, say that there are incomprehensible Eternals in the world, say that the time warp that distorts the star field is a hoax...

These words are too crazy, and naturally not many people believe them.

It's just that there are enough bizarre things tonight, and this one is not missing.

No matter how long the story is, it has a beginning.

No matter how many contestants there are, the story will be told.

Soon, the bragging contest came to an end.

The young man who appeared in the finale walked neatly to the stage.

He has a temperament that is difficult to describe in words, not the majesty of the superior, but a kind of honey confidence in his calmness.

As long as he goes there, he can attract all the light to the past, and he is a natural protagonist.

"Ahem."

The young man cleared his throat, adjusted the microphone, and spoke,

"That's my story."

"I was eighteen years old..."