In the twenty-twenty-ninth episode, Huang Shiren bought a house and secretly laid out the overall situation
In the 229th round, Huang Shiren bought a house and secretly laid out the overall situation
The book is picked up again. Let's say that Huang Shiren and Wukong's master and apprentice came back from Chaoge and entered the mansion, but they saw a bunch of people in the courtyard chirping and arguing endlessly, just like a vegetable market.
Wen Zhong, Bigan and other ministers stood in a pile and talked about it, and Yuan Hong, Nezha and others over there were also noisy.
"Damn, it's a fart! As soon as you enter the door, it's so noisy!" Huang Shiren yelled, and the group immediately quieted down.
"Master, have you really resigned!?" Yuan Hong walked over, his face full of puzzlement.
"To be exact, it's not that the master has resigned, but the king of the Emperor has cut the master's title! Damn, I still want to follow the master to eat and drink spicy food, now it's good, the master turned his face and ran naked, not only the title is gone, this big mansion is gone, and he has become a single, but how is it good!?" Wukong held the golden hoop stick in both hands, leaned on the pillar, and yawned.
"Don't talk about this nonsense! This court is already even more chaotic, the master is now being cut to the people, what will happen to the big business in the future!?" Yuan Hong glanced at Wukong and said to Huang Shiren: "Master, what are your plans for the future!?"
"Yes, Uncle Shi, you can't ignore this big businessman! You can't just watch Jiang Ziya's goods mess with the court!" Wen Zhong said hurriedly.
Huang Shiren found a stool and sat down, and said scoundrelly: "What other plan can I have!? The king of Xuan won't let me be an official, and even the mansion has been accepted, the most important thing at the moment is to find a place to stay, and I can't sleep on the streets, right?"
Before he finished speaking, Wukong rubbed his nose over there and said, "Master, I don't think it's better to go back to Vulture Mountain, what's good here, by the way, if you want to leave, take Long Ji with you." ”
"Die!" Yuan Hong slapped him and said, "Master, although you haven't done it, you can give your lords staff behind your back, if you let go, then the sky will fall." ”
Wen Zhongzhi nodded: "Yes, yes, Uncle Shi, you are our backbone, we listen to you." ”
Huang Shiren waved his hand: "Everyone, I'll talk about these bullshit things in the future, let me ask you, do you have any money in hand?"
"Bring money?" Wen Zhong and the others were choked by this Huang Shiren's bastard words: "Uncle Shi, what do you want money for?"
Huang Shiren patted the chair under his buttocks and said, "Rub it! I Huang Shiren thinks that his sleeves are clean, and since he became a shitty national teacher, every penny of silver has been embezzled, and he has lost money when he thinks about it! Now if you want to find a place to live, you have to have silver to buy it, right?"
Wen Zhong smiled bitterly: "Uncle Shi said that he was laughing. We all have our own mansions, so why don't you move to Bigan and live there?"
"Die!" Bigan was frightened when he heard this.
Huang Shiren's goods, they are so cheap, they are so sexy, the apprentices under him, especially the Wukong, are even more like a teacher, his wife is like a flower and jade, if these beasts live in their own mansions, then they don't want to die!?
"National Teacher, the Taishi's Mansion is big and spacious, besides, you have such a good relationship, you should live with him. Bigan said.
"Get out! There is an old lady in my mansion, a daughter-in-law, and a concubine, and my uncle can't go!"
"Your mother's Wen Zhong!There are women in your house, but there are no more in my house!?"
A prince of the current dynasty and a prime minister of a big businessman, his face was red and his neck was thick.
Huang Shiren couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "Did I say that I was going to move to you? I am now a guilty body, if the king hears that I have come to live with you, can I still have your good? Hurry up and get the money, I will go and buy a house!"
Wen Zhong and Bigan glanced at each other and nodded in unison.
Huang Shiren died and lived on his own, at most he would harm the people around him, but not our family...,
"Uncle Shi, I only have twenty taels of silver tattooed on hand, and I've given it to you. Wen Zhong took out his money bag and put it on the table.
"I have thirty taels on me. Bigan continued.
"I've got ten taels. ”
"I'll give you fifty taels. ”
A cadre of ministers gave generously, and the time was not long, and a pile of silver was piled up.
Huang Shiren, a slut, squatted on the chair, took out the silver like a miser, and counted it twice.
"Three hundred taels. Not enough, not enough. You guys, all of you are in high positions, why do you just have such a little money! On weekdays, you are not corrupt!?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Uncle Shi, we are Qing officials!"
"Get out of your mother! Let me tell you, whoever is an official, there is no good person in his mother! Pay off the official, clean his mother's legs!" Huang Shiren shook his head.
Bigan said: "National teacher, it's three hundred taels, and you can buy a big house in Chaoge." ”
Huang Shiren's eyes widened and said, "Can I have this big house!?"
"Naturally, no, but it should be fine to enter the yard before and after. ”
"Die! I'm a dignified cow, let me live in a two-entry yard!?" Huang Shiren sneered and said: "I bought a house, I still have to find a servant, a beautiful girl, and I have to eat sea cucumber shark fin, wear that silk satin, this bullshit is three hundred taels of silver, where is enough!?"
"National teacher, in extraordinary times, be thrifty. Wen Zhong's face was full of black lines.
"Thrifty fart! People live for a lifetime, and the white horse passes through the gap, maybe one day it will be hung up, and when you enjoy it, you can enjoy it, understand!?"
"But we really don't have so much money!" Wen Zhong cried with a sad face.
"You sluts, you damn drop the chain at the critical moment, big brother, we have it!" Just when Wen Zhong was about to hit the wall, a sneer came from outside the door.
I saw Fei Zhong and You Hun coming in.
"Why are you here?" said Huang Shiren.
Fei Zhong slapped the table: "Damn! Big brother, you can't even get used to this thing! You are our eldest brother, and if you end up like this, we naturally want to come to comfort!"
You Hun turned his face and yelled outside: "Don't come in yet!"
"Yes~" I saw the sound of jade pendants outside the door, the fragrance was fragrant, and one or twenty beautiful maids came in, came to Huang Shiren, and gave a salute: "The slave has seen the master!"
"Master, you two sluts, what's going on?" Huang Shiren looked at these beautiful aunts and wondered in his heart.
Fei Zhong said with a smile: "Big brother, you treat our brothers as relatives, how can we not dig out our hearts for you." When you were a national teacher, for the sake of your reputation, we naturally couldn't give anything, but now it's different, you're a single person now, I'm afraid of a fart! These 20 beauties are considered to be our filial piety to you. ”
"That's it, big brother, there are 10,000 taels of silver tattooed here! Please ask your subordinates! If you are short of money in the future, ask your brothers for it! Do you want it, don't care if we turn against you!" You Hun roared, and dozens of strong men outside carried boxes of snowflake silver.
"Did you see it!?Did you see it!??This is called adversity and true love!This is called brother!" Pointing to the beauty and the silver, Huang Shiren spat at Wen Zhong and the others.
"Two brothers, I'm not welcome, Wukong, take the money and buy a house, the girls accept it, and send it to me in the house at night, and I will make up for them. ”
"Supplement?" Goku didn't understand.
"Yes. Look at them, they are so weak, no one must give them good food on weekdays. In the evening, I will replenish their vitality. ”
"Master is truly merciful. ”
"That's a must!"
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After a mess of nonsense, Huang Shiren was also tired, and turned his face to You Hun and said: "Brother, I'm not familiar with Chaoge, you go and buy me a house, listen clearly, don't bully the people, you want to give preferential treatment, it's not easy for people." Also, the house should be big, with flowers and grass, mountains and water, not only good feng shui, but also the girl who lives next to it must be good-looking. ”...,
"Big brother, don't worry, I'll go now!" You Hun took the men and horses and the silver, and went away.
Huang Shiren said to Wukong again: "Wukong, hurry up and take someone to clean up, and move at night." ”
"Got it!" Wukong walked a few steps, looked back at Huang Shiren and said: "Master, the king said that he wanted to go back to the house, but he didn't say anything and didn't want anything, I think there are a lot of pavilions and pavilions in this house, and a lot of rockery wonders are very good, why don't you search for it and take it to a new residence, how about it?"
"Bastard, do you still need to ask me!? Don't you know the name of being the first to scrape the ground for the teacher in the world!?"
"I know, senior brother, third junior brother, stunned, hurry up and scrape the ground!"
The three brothers took the fairy bag and scraped the ground.
Wen Zhong and Bigan and others next to him couldn't cry or laugh.
What a slut!
"All right, come up, and I'll get down to business. After finishing this, Huang Shiren waved his hand at Wen Zhong and the others, and his face sank.
"Jiang Ziya's goods, he is from a teaching background, not a good person, this passage into the court, he will definitely not do anything good, I am gone, you are extremely eager to stare at me, and that Huang Feihu, now he has changed his soul, and I don't know what I can do in the future, in the future, above the court, you must work together, if something happens, come and ask me!"
"Yes, Uncle Shi!"
"Also, that Hu Ximei, and I have a relationship, but for some reason, now it has suddenly changed to a different person, and I don't know the reason, but it can be concluded that the appearance of this person is also Jiang Ziya's conspiracy, she just entered the imperial court, she first harmed me, and then she will plague the big business. This woman, don't be tough, you are not an opponent, I will solve it. ”
"Yes. ”
"Also, Wen Zhong, what are you doing, you have always looked down on Fei Zhong and You Hun, although these two people, like me, are sluts, but they are also my own brothers, this time is different, the enemy is too big, you must work together, you are in charge of the affairs of the court, the affairs of the harem, you can't do without them, you must respect and love each other, you know no!"
"Yes. ”
"Big brother, don't worry!"
"Well, also, Daji's side, I have already communicated, she won't mess around, she will be honest in the future, maybe she can help, you don't have to treat her like before. ”
"Uncle Shi, no wonder Daji has changed a lot these days, it turns out that you did it. How do you communicate? Don't you ......?"
"Die! It's my secret. Huang Shiren smiled evilly and yawned: "Okay, I'm almost done, I'm sleepy, where are you going!"
"Uncle Shi, let's retire!"
"Big brother, I'll go and see if you've found your house!"
A group of people walked away in an instant.
In the courtyard, empty, Huang Shiren sat on a chair, looked up at the sunset in the sky, and smiled miserably.
"Your mother, since my debut, Lao Huang has lost in the hands of a woman for the first time, and it is Hu Ximei!"
"Ximei, Ximei, what the hell are you doing!? If I don't have in-depth communication and communication with you, how can I know?"
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