on the street

Qin Hongmian was on guard with a long knife in her hand, and a group of Dali officers and soldiers surrounded her.

"I don't steal or rob, I don't commit any crimes, what do you mean, officials?"

At this time, an opening opened in the encirclement, and a gorgeously dressed woman walked over, "You are committing a crime by coming here, I have made it very clear back then, I will give you a slap in the face when I meet you." ”

Qin Hongmian recognized the person, and frowned slightly, "Dao Baifeng, I'm not here to find Duan Lang, don't be nosy!" ”

Dao Baifeng sneered: "Will I believe your words?" ”

Qin Hongmian explained: "I came to find a young thief riding an iron horse, and followed the trajectory of the wheel to find here!" ”

"One moment horses, one moment wheels, make up excuses to make a draft..."

In the middle of Dao Baifeng's words, Xiao Liu rushed into the crowd on a motorcycle, and a small drift stopped in front of her.

Reached out and put on his sunglasses, spat on the palm of his hand, and coquettishly brushed the hair on the sideburns.

"Hey pretty little aunt! Have we met somewhere, do you have a husband? ”

Qin Hongmian suddenly waved his knife and shouted: "Adulterous thief, take your life!" ”

The stunned Praetorian Guards beside Dao Baifeng saw Qin Hongmian suddenly burst out, and swung his knife in this direction, thinking that she was going to assassinate the princess.

Immediately crossed the halberd to resist.

The others also pounced, and subdued Qin Hongmian in three or two clicks.

Xiao Liu saw the appearance clearly, scratched his head and said, "Hey, it's you, what's your name?" Horse... Horse Woman? ”

Dao Baifeng said: "Her surname is Qin, who are you?" ”

Xiao Liu sighed lightly, "Is it still surnamed Qin?" ”

Qin Hongmian is going to be dizzy, is this half changed?

"Ma Woman, I just changed your clothes last time, I really didn't do anything, you have to believe in my character." Xiao Liu wiped his saliva as he spoke.

"Qin Hongmian, you, you..." Dao Baifeng's eyes widened, his gaze kept scanning the two of them, and finally sighed, "The good cabbage was actually arched by the pig." ”

Qin Hongmian hurriedly quibbled: "No, don't listen to him spewing blood!" ”

Xiao Liu was also unhappy, "What are you talking about, I'm happy to be arched by her!" ”

"Whore, I'll kill you!" Qin Hongmian couldn't wait to immediately break Xiao Liu's body into ten thousand pieces.

Dao Baifeng held back a smile, and his heart blossomed, "Shaoxia, you are very good." But after all, Qin Hongmian is my Dali people, since you have already married her, then you can't ignore it, today I will personally arrange for you to marry and worship the church. ”

Marriage in the church?

What a joke, marriage is the grave of love, the yoke of the prodigal son.

If you kill him, you won't get married.

Xiao Liu asked, "May I ask if you are..."

Dao Baifeng said: "I am the princess of Dali Zhennan. ”

Xiao Liu sighed, and suddenly pointed to the sky behind her, "Look, flying saucer!" ”

With that, he hurriedly turned the front of the car and slammed on the starting lever.

Before he could start his engine, more than a dozen halberds were already aimed at him.

Horseback riding is not without its advantages, at least it is much faster when it comes to starting.

Xiao Liu suddenly became serious, "It seems that you can't use a trick." ”

Dao Baifeng sneered: "Although the Praetorian Guards of this palace are not as good as the first-class masters, but the military formation cooperates tacitly, even if the famous Beiqiao Feng is trapped, don't think about breaking the formation easily." You still obediently listen to my arrangement and marry Qin Hongmian in the church. ”

Xiao Liu smiled, shook his head and read: "Outside Tianlong Temple, under the Bodhi tree, it is called sloppy flowers, and Guanyin has long hair. ”

"You!" Dao Bai Feng's pupils shrank, and his face showed horror, "Kill him for me!" Right away! Fast! ”

The Praetorian Guards didn't know why, so they had to carry out the order and rush to kill Xiao Liu with all their might!

Xiao Liu is not a vegetarian either, and keeps swinging his sword to resist, "Before you kill me, I have enough time to tell you a good story!" ”

This has its own debuff, which is full of power, and the combat effectiveness of the Praetorian Guards has immediately dropped by eighty, and they are all fishing and paddling, and they all want to hear the story.

Dao Baifeng's face changed suddenly, and he became Dao Heifeng, "Stop!" ”

stared at Xiao Liu coldly, "What do you want?" ”

Xiao Liudao: "I want a lot of things. ”

Dao Bai Feng's silver teeth gritted secretly, "Give you 30,000 taels of silver, I don't want to hear any rumors about me!" ”

Xiao Liu stretched out a palm, "I want fifty thousand taels." ”

"Forty thousand!"

"Thirty thousand taels, if you don't agree, I won't leave!"

Dao Bai Feng choked for a moment, "Okay..." waved his hand and motioned to the maid on the side to give him some money.

Xiao Liu happily accepted the silver ticket, and pointed to Qin Hongmian and said, "I will take her away too." ”

Dao Baifeng couldn't wait for him to take this junior, and motioned to the Praetorian Guards to release Qin Hongmian.

Xiao Liu neatly pointed at Qin Hongmian's point, carried her and flew away.

Qin Hongmian did not have the consciousness of being kidnapped, and kept asking questions along the way

In the eyes of women, gossip is more important than life.

Especially the gossip of rivals in love!

Xiao Liu was annoyed by her chatter, and said, "If you can let me be alone with Dao Baifeng, I will tell you." ”

Qin Hongmian said: "It's not easy. ”

Xiao Liu's eyes lit up, "You really have a way?" ”

Qin Hongmian said: "No one dares to fight the idea of Zhennan Wang's Mansion, so the defense over there is very lax." ”

Xiao Liu suddenly realized that Qin Hongmian had probably secretly gone to Duan Zhengchun before.

It's better to choose a day than to hit the day!

The two went back and forth to the capital, and found out that Dao Baifeng had returned home.

Fly the eaves and walk the wall, climb the wall into the palace.

After the rockery, Xiao Liu arranged: "Split up, find one side, and finally return here to gather." ”

Half an hour later, the two searched all the chambers, but they didn't find the figure of Dao Baifeng.

Xiao Liu frowned and said, "Hell, shouldn't it be ashamed and embarrassed to commit suicide by throwing himself into a well?" ”

When Qin Hongmian heard this, he was even more sure of the explosive gossip, turned into Sherlock Holmes in seconds, and analyzed: "I seem to have seen a few maids walking over with hot water just now..."

On the other side, in the bathhouse of the palace

The doorway is blocked by a screen

Behind the screen is a hanger, on which are scattered a set of noble lady's clothes, belly pockets, pants, and coats.

Next to the hanger is a large bathtub with a large beauty soaked in it, and many petals covering the steaming water that obscure the view.

Don't ask a few petals, it's 404.

The beauty is Dao Baifeng, and today's events evoked her memories again.

In order to take revenge on Duan Zhengchun, she found the dirtiest and ugliest beggar in the world to spend the Spring Festival with her.

Every time I think about it, I feel like I'm covered in filth, even in broad daylight, I have to take a bath.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly found a slick figure, got into the bathtub, and looked at the boy at noon!

"Ahh ——”

A scream resounded throughout the palace!

Dao Baifeng pulled a piece of clothing to cover his private parts, and shrank in the corner of the bathtub in a panic.

Xiao Liu hit the shower gel and rubbed the bath bomb, "Such a big bucket of water, it's a waste to soak alone, don't be so stingy." ”

Dao Baifeng said angrily: "Get out!" Otherwise, I'll call someone! ”

Xiao Liu took out a loudspeaker and adjusted it, "Come, use this shout to be louder." ”

At this time, there were footsteps outside the door, and several maids heard the screams and ran over, knocked on the door and asked, "Princess, what's wrong with you, what's going on inside?" ”

Dao Baifeng hurriedly covered Xiao Liu's mouth, "It's okay, it's just a mouse, it's already gone." ”

Footsteps outside faded away, "What the hell are you going to do?" I've already given you money, what else do you want? ”

"Kiss me." Xiao Liu tapped his cheek.

Dao Baifeng was ashamed and indignant, leaned over with difficulty, closed his eyes and kissed it.

"Here's a little bit too." Xiao Liu pursed his lips again.

"You've backtracked! I won't be threatened by you anymore! Dao Baifeng was furious.

Xiao Liu raised his hand and beckoned, and Qin Hongmian walked out from behind the screen, still holding a camera in his hand.

"Ahh - " Dao Baifeng screamed again, his face flushed. How can there still be people!

Qin Hongmian's expression was both shocked and excited, and the camera snorted, washed out a photo, and handed it over.

This thing is not complicated to use, Xiao Liu taught her just now.

Dao Baifeng saw the photo, which was the picture of himself kissing Xiao Liu just now.

Immediately snatched it, tore it up and stuffed it into his mouth.

Seeing that she finally swallowed it, Qin Hongmian washed it out again, "Eat slowly, don't choke." Duan Lang should like it too, I'll send him one when I go back. ”

"What do you have to do to let me go..."Dao Baifeng covered his face and cried in despair, his eyes full of tears, and he was extremely aggrieved.

...

Late at night

After Duan Zhengchun finished entertaining, he returned home drunk and went straight to the sword white phoenix wing.

"Phoenix, I'm in..."

Inside the house, Dao Baifeng shouted: "Don't come in! ”

"I heard that you saw Kapok today, are you still angry about her?"

Duan Zhengchun staggered through the door and entered, and when he entered the door, he saw a shoe burrowed under the bed.

Shoes fine?

I shook my head, rubbed my eyes and looked again, but I didn't find anything abnormal.

It should be too much to drink.

"Phoenix, I haven't seen her for years, don't be angry anymore."

Bai Fengjiao, the knife in the bed curtain, said in a snarky voice: "I'm going to rest, don't come here!" ”

"What's wrong with you today?" Duan Zhengchun saw the bed curtain shaking, and he didn't know what the hell she was doing, so he stepped forward and lifted it.

I was stunned at this look.

I saw Dao Baifeng and Qin Hongmian hurriedly getting dressed.

"You, you... What are you doing here? ”

"Duan Lang... We—" The two girls were ashamed, bowing their heads and not knowing how to explain.

"You two are here..."Duan Zhengchun held back for a long time, and finally a word popped out of his mouth. Grinding mirrors? ”

"What do you mean by grinding mirrors?" A male voice suddenly came from inside the room.

"Who? Who's talking?" Duan Zhengchun immediately woke up most of the time.

Dao Baifeng broke out in a cold sweat and coughed dryly, "It's me who is talking." ”

Duan Zhengchun said vigilantly: "No, it wasn't this voice just now." ”

Dao Baifeng pressed his throat and defended in a panic: "My throat is uncomfortable today, and my voice is relatively low..."

Xiao Liuyi heard this

Secretly blame yourself

Wasn't it too rough just now, making people's voices hoarse?

"Is it..."Duan Zhengchun had just dispelled his doubts, when he saw a hand stretched out from under the bed and threw a small medicine bottle into the bed.

Although the action is fast

But he was just drunk and not blind.

Duan Zhengchun drew his knife and shouted: "What person? Come out for me! ”

"Duan Lang, don't get me wrong..."Dao Baifeng looked at the medicine bottle with the golden throat tablet, he was completely desperate, and he couldn't make it up anymore.

Qin Hongmian didn't give up yet, and then explained: "Duan Lang, it's not what you think, under the bed is the child of my relative's family. ”

Duan Zhengchun saw that the people under the bed did not come out, so he squatted down directly to look.

Look at each other!

"Is this a child? How old are you? ”

Xiao Liudao: "Eight years old." ”

Pull it out and look at it, half a head taller than yourself, "Is this eight years old?" ”

Qin Hongmian said anxiously: "Duan Lang, this is eight years old, he, he is precocious, he is as tall as me at the age of three." ”

"Yes, Duan Lang, you listen to my quibbles. No, you listen to me explain..."Xiao Liu scratched his head halfway through speaking, and it seemed a little weird for me to call Duan Lang...

"Ahh ——" Duan Zhengchun looked at the naked Xiao Liu's eyes were bloodshot, and the last trace of luck was extinguished, and Yiyang finger poked over, "I'll kill you!" ”

Xiao Liu was startled, and he broke the window and fled before he had time to put on his pants.

Although Duan Zhengchun may not be able to beat himself

But the old king next door must have the consciousness of the old king next door, and he was caught and raped in bed, so he could only escape and not fight back.

Xiao Liu hid behind the rockery and bought a set of clothes to wear.

"The next time you encounter this situation, you have to be quicker, I'm afraid I won't be able to get back the clothes of three hundred taels."

...