Buzzing.

The mobile phone, which had been placed next to the bed, rang at this time.

Beside Ning Ruoxi, the gray-white fluffy tail that was tapping up and down swept lightly, and then brought the phone to his hand.

[3 items] Sister: [Animated Emoticons]

Holding up the phone, Ning Ruoxi checked the message.

[Sister: How is it? 】

[Sister: Are you okay now? 】

followed by a cat question mark emoji.

The inquiry from my sister made the corners of Ning Ruoxi's mouth, which had not been bent down for a long time, curl up again.

[Big orange is important: I saw it! ] 】

[Big orange is important: sister! ] I'm so happy now!! 】

[Sister: It's good to be happy]

[Sister: What happened, so happy? 】

[Sister: Are you alone now? Tell me about it? 】

[Big orange is important: good~]

After replying, Ning Ruoxi made a phone call.

"Sister~~"

Ning Ruoxi's voice had a strong coquettish meaning, which made the woman on the other end of the phone smile.

"It's so much fun."

In the cold voice on the other end of the phone, there was an uncontrollable sense of pampering and intimacy.

"Uh-huh!"

"I'm so happy!! Sister, I'll tell you, I'll tell you! ”

Ning Ruoxi shared the meeting between the two people at the airport, the joy of eating beef together, and the extremely satisfying intimate contact that made her almost unable to hold back her hair.

While relaying, Ning Ruoxi's ears always twitched a few times from time to time, because he knelt up and hung down to the tip of his tail under the bed when he answered the phone, and as the memories progressed, they would always roll up and explode unnaturally.

"We've progressed to kissing!"

"How do you feel?" My sister asked.

"It's so comfortable~~"

"I feel like this kind of thing is really too bold.

My heart is a little crispy and numb, and my waist is a little weak.

It's like slapping your ass!

But what is a bit of a remnant is that he gave him belly paralysis, but he didn't rub my belly.

Woo! ”

Ning Ruoxi, who pouted and expressed her dissatisfaction, didn't notice the strange silence from her sister on the other end of the phone.

"Ning Ning, do you still expect him to lick your ass just now?"

"Huh? Yes. ”

Hearing her sister's inquiry, Ning Ruoxi returned in seconds without the slightest hesitation.

His upright appearance and reasonable attitude are as if to say, if the tofu brain is salty, the zongzi must be meaty, the omelette must be salted and soy sauce, and the soy milk must be added with three spoons of sugar.

“……”

On the other end of the phone, accompanied by my sister's deep breath, there was silence.

And when she spoke again, her sister's voice became very serious and serious, "Ning Ning." ”

"Huh?"

"I think you need to know that human beings don't judge intimacy differently than we do."

"Hmm...... I know? ”

While answering, Ning Ruoxi tilted her head in some incomprehension, and looked at the voice call interface of her mobile phone with big eyes full of doubt.

Even if there is no one around, these small body movements of hers have been engraved into the DNA, and she can't control it if she wants to.

"No, you don't know enough." My sister rarely didn't follow Ning Ruoxi's words, but directly denied her.

"Huh? Is it like this?

I thought that if I passed the Authority's 'Human Behavior' Foundation 01 to 03 subjects, I would understand human beings. ”

Saying this, Ning Ruoxi's expression gradually became annoyed.

There are so many behaviors that humans can't understand for her.

And the vocabulary evolves a little fast, if it weren't for the rote memorization of the naturally strong mental power, presumably the 'language' alone would be called a huge difficulty preventing her from entering human society.

What yyds, do you know that I spoil you, Zuan, the absolute son.

In the past, I could communicate by my thoughts, and even shrugged my ears, wagged my tail, and then couldn't stick to my sister to complete the communication, but it became complicated in an instant.

You have to type with your hands, and you have to speak with your mouth.

Yes......

It's hard to be a person.

But there's still a lot of interesting stuff.

There are beautiful comic strips, shadow puppet plays, ah, no...... It's manga and anime.

Ning Ruoxi completely trusts her sister.

She entered human society nearly ten years earlier than herself, and as an old-timer in every sense, she must be right.

"Sister, can you tell me what kind of steps are the right steps?

I want to...... Have a further and intimate contact with him. ”

For Ning Ruoxi, behavioral intimacy means further deepening of affection.

After all, for cats, there is nothing more intimate than exposing their belly to you and liking to stick to you.

That's it, the friendship of life, completely surrendered the power of life and death of his life!

"First of all, the matter of licking the ass is almost the last step of intimacy for humans."

"Huh! Is it like this! Is this the final level? ”

Ning Ruoxi's voice was full of shock, as if she had heard something shocking, and her big tail instantly exploded upright.

That look, in Lin Henian's words, should be summarized as a fried feather duster.

"Yes, at the same level, there is also mating."

"???"

Isn't it, when it's the corresponding season, as long as you want a cub, go straight to the ......

Can this only be done when intimacy rises?

That would be so uncomfortable!

Obviously, some female humans seem to be free?

Is there any difference?

Because it is to increase intimacy and repay kindness, is the process more complicated?

For a while, there were more and more things that Ning Ruoxi didn't understand in her head.

Innate enlightenment, she has always relied on pure heart cultivation to offset these physiological side effects, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't know what those who are not enlightened or have low cultivation will do.

She had thought that humans were the same as them in this regard, and it turned out to be ......

Is there even a two-way answer between the front and the back?!

NO！

The Human Behavior Test had made her fed up with this open-ended question.

thought that the exam would be like this, but the reality would give her a vacation......

Human beings are indeed complex creatures that make cats feel confused!

And what made Ning Ruoxi even more devastated was why these important things were not written in the textbook of 'human behavior'!

You don't even write about such a crucial thing!

So what is the purpose of my hard work to study for the exam?

Rare guest holiday!

Quack! Oh no! Mean-spirited!

Big Tail patted the mattress vigorously to vent his strong dissatisfaction.

Obviously, she is still looking forward to it, and she can stick to Lin Henian tomorrow and lick something......

o(╥﹏╥)o

It can be said that Ning Ruoxi is now in a state where at first glance he is a normal person, but if he looks closely, he is not a person at all. When Ning Ruoxi was shocked, the sister on the other end of the phone continued to chatter:

"Mainly, didn't you say that you want to repay your kindness, in the human classics, there are all kinds of explanations and corresponding processes and schemes for repaying kindness."

"These are a bit complicated for you, and while you integrate into society normally under the arrangement of the Authority, go to school and work, we will learn more in-depth knowledge."

Sister's explanation made Ning Ruoxi instantly justify her guess in her mind.

Sure enough, it's because you want to repay your kindness and establish a long-term intimate relationship, that's why it's so complicated!

So this should be the content of higher-order human behavior? Or maybe it's some secret in some unknown course?

I see, so that she has one more understanding of the significance of the creation of the Authority.

"No problem sister! I'll try! ”

(o´ω`o)و

When it comes to this stubble, Ning Ruoxi can be said to be full of energy.

Everything is to repay the gratitude, and have a more intimate and in-depth exchange and contact with Lin Henian!

Thinking so, Ning Ruoxi continued to ask cautiously:

"That sister, I'm now, huh...... What can I do to him now, given human values?

Touching your head and scratching your chin, shouldn't you be banned too?! ”

"No, it won't."

"Whew."

Hearing this, Ning Ruoxi breathed a sigh of relief.

OK.

didn't deprive her of true happiness.

To be honest, she has no friends at all these years, and she has no ass licking object at all. (So intimate with my sister that you don't need to do this step at all)

It can only be said that the matter of licking each other is an unattainable milestone for her.

She understands what her happiness is, but she doesn't understand it physically.

For her, the happiness that can be controlled and imagined is really still coquettishly rolling and scratching her head!

After all, the stupid and 'shallow' cat has this desire and pursuit.