10. [Year: I went to live with my girlfriend]
- Why did my boyfriend ask me to call him Daddy?
After Ning Ruoxi sent a big red envelope in the "Human Behavior Learning Mutual Aid Group" and asked this question.
Some group members who seemed to have bought real estate in a group chat gave Ning Ruoxi a number of similar answers in just 10 seconds.
[Ah this: it means that he wants to communicate with you at a negative distance]
[Big orange is important: Huh? Negative distance ?!! γ
[006: Thank you for the red envelope, it means that he likes you]
γBig orange is heavy: β(βββ’βΟββ’ββ)β!!! γ
[Winkling Moon: Don't Listen to Them]
[Blinking Moon: This means that your boyfriend wants to have a deeper intimate relationship with you]
[Blinking Moon: A Kind of Evidence of a More Intimate Relationship Between the Two of You]
[Listen: I feel that what the moon said is very right]
[Listen: I just finished taking the exam Subject 06 recently, and I have knowledge of the concept of the human family]
[Listen: I feel that this kind of may be more inclined to the 'adoptive father' and the like]
[Listen: This should be another relationship model second only to blood bond]
[Big injustice: I feel that the two bigwigs upstairs are right]
[Great injustice: This should be a signal of invitation, hoping to be like this with what you call an extremely intimate object]
[Big injustice: Don't be fooled by this]
[Big injustice: He probably won't say anything serious]
[Big orange is important: I see]
[Big orange is important: Thank you very much, you have been taught! γ
They're all youkai, so they all have super fast hand speed and reading order.
The above two-page message was only finished in just twenty-five seconds.
Without any thought at all, Ning Ruoxi did not hesitate at all, and was eager to directly send a voice note to shout in the past, and directly sent a reply to Lin Henian:
[Big orange is important: Dad! γ
Of course, Lin Henian would not know what Ning Ruoxi had done just now.
He was about to type, 'I'm joking,' and he was stunned for a moment, then gladly accepted.
[Year: Good~]
[My favorite wife:(*^β½^*)]
This is a picture that Lin Henian can completely imagine, appearing on Ning Ruoxi's face, with a shy, melon-like expression.
How so.
Lovely.
It makes people want to bully it hard.
The kind of strength that bullies crying is the best.
Hiss β
Taking a deep breath and trying to curb some strange desires in his heart, Lin Henian sent the soy sauce in his hand to his mother who was applying a mask in the kitchen, and went back to the room to prepare for something big.
In the group chat "Wang Ba, Dumbhead, and Vegetable ......", which has never had a name so far, the brothers were completely fried, and on the way from Lin Henian to the time when he entered the hotel and went home, he was crazy about Aitling Henian.
#ζιΉ€εΉ΄ηΆε΅#
#ζιΉ€εΉ΄η©Άη«ε¨εδ»δΉ? #
The group chat of four people, with only the beep of three people, was stunned to talk about the posture of hundreds of people.
[Year:? γ
[Dumb: What are you doing in the hotel? γ
[Year: How do you know I've gone to the hotel? γ
Not only does he speak without thinking, but he often puts himself and his teammates in a rather awkward situation.
There is a saying that 'there may be a wrong name, but there will never be a wrong nickname', which is vividly demonstrated in him.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the rookie dog also made a decision immediately and directly betrayed his teammates.
[Caigou: Brother Nian! I report! γ
[Rookie: These dicks pulled a small group behind your back, and then followed you]
[Year:? γ
[Dumb head: Rookie, you're not in the group? γ
[Caigou: Brother Nian! I have screenshots of the chat history of scolding you and trying to hit you! γ
[Caigou: "Picture"]
[Nian: So let me explain personally, what are the meanings of the names of this group? γ
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
Now, Lin Henian doesn't have the slightest sense of guilt for these bad friends.
So he was ready to stand on the moral high ground and began to output.
[Year: Since you are unrighteous first, don't blame me for being ruthless! γ
[Wang Ba: Brother Nian??? γ
At this time, some very bad memories suddenly flashed in Wang Ba's heart.
The biggest reason why his nickname is called Wang Ba is that when it's time to die, he will pretend to be a corpse.
With a keen sense of smell, he smelled the ominous smell emanating from the group chat.
[Year: The three of you can live by yourself]
[Year: I went to live with my girlfriend]
These two sentences, which were so short that they were not even punctuated by punctuation, were like mushroom eggs, which instantly made the originally lively group chat fall into a long silence.
I want to scold him......
Can't.
After all, the homes of several of them lived very close, and Lin Henian might have copied a knife to knock on their door.
But don't scold......
Is this a fucking human thing?!
If you have a girlfriend, you don't want a brother, right?
Generous Crab!
After stimulating these wastes, Lin Henian's originally slightly nervous mood was instantly relieved.
Next, when eating, I directly 'informed' my parents that I was going out to live.
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Because he had eaten a lot of barbecue outside not long ago, Lin Henian sat on the table and drank water when he finished eating.
"What are you doing here without eating?"
Lin Henian's mother, Ms. Zhang Jing, knocked on the bowl and asked Lin Henian, who was sitting opposite her, obviously 'not doing good things'.
"Ah......h
"If you have something, just say it."
ββ¦β¦β
It seemed that his mother, who was familiar with his temperament, was ready to be notified, and Lin Henian simply omitted the complicated opening remarks and said directly to his mother:
"I'm going to live out of college."
"Okay."
"Hmm."
Well...... That's it?
For a while, Rao was a little surprised by Lin Henian, who was prepared for his mother's randomness.
"800 for food in the canteen every month, and 2,000 for living expenses." The father, who has always served as a background board, Mr. Lin Yiming issued a declaration as the 'head of the family' at this time.
β2000οΌβ
Ms. Zhang questioned the number, apparently unhappy with the figure.
"He said he was going out to live, and you only had to pay 2,000? Eat, drink, Lazar, water and electricity bills, he still has to study? β
He still has to study, and you still let him go out and be chic?
However, Mr. Lin Yiming just raised his eyebrows, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.
No, I don't speak because I love my wife.
"Three thousand."
After a moment of silence, he compromised.
"The accommodation fee for one year will be given to you at one time, and we will leave the rest alone, you go out to live by yourself, and when the money is not enough, figure it out yourself without breaking the law."
Oh, if something happens, don't expect me to go to the police station with your dad to catch you.
I don't know, I don't know it.
Also, if I see a failing grade, you're done. β
You're done.
These four words are light, but they contain a strong killing intent.
"Okay, okay."
Lin Henian, who is very knowledgeable about current affairs in front of his parents, nodded frantically at this time with unusual well-behaved acquaintances.