Chapter 3 Can This Be Called Singing? (Ask for recommendation, ask for collection)
"If you think about it again, it's not good to stay for two episodes, it's better for a man to be longer." Hearing Ge Wu's agreement, Han Jianfa hesitated.
"It's not long, you tell your sister-in-law."
Ge Wu walked to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of cold beer, looked at Han Jianfa, raised his hand and shook it.
"43, I can't drink it cold, get me a bottle at room temperature at your feet."
"It's boring."
Ge Wu bent down and took out a bottle and threw it over.
Boom!
Boom!
The two touched each other from afar.
Ge Wu leaned back to the refrigerator and said, "29, it's time to save money, I don't want to owe money to the company when I'm 40 years old." ”
Speaking of this, Han Jianfa put the wine bottle heavily on the coffee table and said unhappily: "I have said hundreds of times to the fourth child that the failure of "Truant Weilong" is not your responsibility alone, and you don't need a contract worker to resist the boss. ”
The fourth is the boss of Edge Film and Television, Chang Renhao, who is ranked in the family, and is just 40 years old this year.
Ge Wu put down the wine bottle and was about to speak, Han Jianfa raised his eyebrows: "You want to teach me to do things?" ”
"Well, don't talk about that." Three men in their 100s rushed to lose money, which is not interesting.
Ge Wu glanced at his phone, 4:26, and asked: "It's still early, I went to Modu Satellite TV to sign the contract, the people in the province have changed their hexagrams, and there are a lot of outdated actors, in case they are cut off again, they can't be cannon fodder." ”
"Don't worry, cannon fodder is not easy to find."
"How?" Ge Wu opened the window, the two old smoking guns were too polluting.
"I'll talk about it later."
Han Jianfa asked someone from the commercial department to call the TV station, knowing that the other party would work overtime at night, so he led Ge Wu to Modu Satellite TV by car.
On the way, Ge Wu understood what was going on with "cannon fodder", and it was also related to Xu Enxi, who "fans walked slowly".
"The King of Crossover Singers" is a variety show tested by Modu Satellite TV, and you can tell from the name that the guests who come to participate in the show are not singers in their own industries.
The level of the guests, uneven, out of tune, broken sound is a common thing, and there are those who can't stand their voices and run off the stage after singing halfway, which naturally affects the personal image of some guests.
So the TV station plans to run a season to pull down.
As a result, I didn't expect that since the start of the show, the ratings have been increasing steadily, and the topic has continued, which has triggered various discussions on the Internet.
Some viewers think that watching too many normal music programs is already a bit tired, and only this kind of broken and out-of-tune music is exciting.
When the heat is high, naturally some people want to rub it.
The title sponsor of the show, that is, the gold owner's father, Qingzhi Group, strongly stuffed someone in the final stage of the play-in competition, which is Xu Enxi,
This person made his debut as a trainee abroad, and returned to China to transform into acting after becoming famous, but he has always been unstable in the front line of the entertainment industry, and now he wants to take advantage of the popularity of the show to win a championship and stabilize his position.
In addition, another force also took the opportunity to stuff someone in and wanted a piece of the pie, who this force is, Han Jianfa doesn't know, he only knows that he needs two cannon fodder to make up the number.
So, the program team made adjustments along the way, and I didn't know how to follow the above, and finally successfully changed the competition system.
Originally, 12 people were divided into three groups, with four people in each group, to determine the top two in the group, enter the semi-finals, and then 6 into 3, and finally the three selected the champion, runner-up and third runner-up.
Now a group of people has been temporarily added, changed to 16 into 8, 8 into 4, and 4 into 2.
As for cannon fodder, the contestants who were temporarily added cannot be singers, but must have a certain reputation.
More important unspoken rules,
Singing can't be too bad,
It doesn't sound too good.
Ge Wu compared the conditions, and felt that he might be a singer or not, is it famous, is it considered that the fresh meat that has been popular for several years or even has not been popular counts?
The rest of the singing is ugly or good, and I don't know if I haven't sung it.
He took the performance route from crossing into this parallel world, and fully felt the life experience of a person who can play with good looks and online acting skills, but is not popular.
As a time-traveling person with the same name and surname, Ge Wu can't remember the earth's entertainment works at all, which is different from the situation in other novels that remembers the whole "Breaking the Sky" after crossing over.
He only remembered "the power of the fight, three sections",
and the "three...... Three...... Mo. ”
Earth's film and television dramas only have an impression of classic clips.
But with these, you can't make up a complete work.
As for why you have to take the acting route and not learn to sing.
That's because he has a system, and the task of the system has not been completed, and there is only a three-word prompt - Zhou Xingxing.
He thinks that Zhou Xingxing must be the "star master" Stephen Chow, so he imitated it in various film and television dramas, and made up a hodgepodge version of "Truant Weilong" in a parallel world.
As a result,
There is no progress in the task of the system.
Is this the consequence of reading entertainment novels on Earth and complaining that the system is too intelligent, and the matter of crossing the parallel world belt system falls on his head, and the system has no interaction at all.
ay
I'm afraid you'll move,
Don't stand still,
It's sexless, it's tasteless.
……
"Brother Fa."
"Brother Fa, come to find someone."
At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, two middle-aged and elderly people who exuded the smell of smoke walked into Modu Satellite TV, Han Jianfa, as a powerful acting school, rarely appeared in variety shows, and the staff saw that he was a little rare, and they greeted him and wanted to sign it.
Some people even want him to sign - the tiger of the serious crime team.
Han Jianfa said that he had something to do with the TV station, and he would sign it when he was busy.
As for Ge Wu, most of the onlookers thought he was an assistant and only nodded.
Only the person who needed to sign the "Tiger of the Serious Crime Team" asked: "Are you the one who played Zhou Xingxing?" ”
"Hmm."
Ge Wu gave the other party a smile, and then took the elevator upstairs with Han Jianfa, and when he arrived at the legal department, the people from the program team were also here.
The two sides exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then they got to the point, and more of them were talking to Li Xian, the assistant director of "The King of Crossover Singers".
After a brief introduction to the format, the three of them entered a small room with no one around.
"Brother Fa, Ge Wu, I don't know what to say about it, I understand it, when the contract is signed, there will be no detailed rules, but that's the case."
That incident is naturally "cannon fodder", after recording two episodes of the show, Ge Wu will be eliminated.
It's definitely not going to be in the contract.
"Director Li, don't worry, I understand." I knew it before I came, so there was no need to dwell on it, Ge Wu was a little curious about another thing: "How did you find me?" ”
"I've heard you sing, it's kind of magical."
"Me?" Ge Wu pointed at himself, he was very sure that he had never released a single in the past ten years, turned his head to look at Han Jianfa, and found that the other party was also confused.
"Forgot?"
Li Xian's arms were raised, one high and one low, as if holding a guitar, and sang: "Shaolin kung fu is good, it's really good." ”
Burst.
Burst.
The pronunciation of this half-demonic dialect and half-Cantonese directly broke the defense of the two.
"Can this be called a song?"
"Does that count?"
Ge Wu knew what the other party was singing, when he played a trick seven or eight years ago, he played the villain who offended the Shaolin disciples, and after being repaired, he pleased the other party and sang, pure white voice dry roar,
is also an imitation of Stephen Chow.
"When I first heard it, I was choked by thunder, and then I don't know why, I think it's quite demonic and a little brainwashing, so I think of you when I'm looking for players."
"Variety shows, I'm not afraid of being ugly, I'm afraid of being featureless."
"Without further ado, let's go sign the contract." Li Xian looked at the two of them and took the lead in going out.
Ge Wu carefully looked at the contract, took a photo and sent it to the sharp legal officer, confirmed that there was no problem, and wrote his name on the contract one by one.
When the last stroke of the word "fog" is completed,
A voice rings in his ears,
mechanical, cold,
Strange but long-awaited,
"Congratulations to the host for finding its own way, and the Earth Entertainment Mall is open."